Hey guys I'm back with another chapter! Sorry, this was one day late. With that said if you feel this one was rushed then you're right. It definitely was. I finished all this in like 4 hours, plus an hour from yesterday. I just wanted to get it out of the way. I still think it came up good though. Decent enough that I would want to show you guys. So here it is. Enjoy!

Black got back on to his feet and helped White up. They looked at each other for a moment to see how the other was doing. When they realized that both of them were fine, they looked over at the cloud of dust that emanated from the blown hole in the wall. They stood guard, feet firmly planted on the ground, backs straightened out, ready to take on whatever just came out of the wall.

"Oh!" White exclaimed, breathing a sigh of relief. Her muscles relaxed causing her to slouch a little. The dust had pretty much settled down and a small brown figure had taken its place. An Excadrill had burrowed its way through the rock and found its way into the space that the boy and girl had fallen into. White was quite pleased that it was the little guy that had come through. She was afraid that they would have to deal with something a little more terrifying. Although the more she looked at it, the more…angry it seemed. White tilted her head looking at the pokemon curiously. She was about to say something but was interrupted by Black's arm which he held out in front of her, obviously as a sign of protection. She eyed his arm from right to left till she ended up looking into his eyes. This startled her even more. She had seen the look in his eyes before and knew it meant business. What's more is that they were pointed directly at the seemingly harmless pokemon. This confused her, but nonetheless she trusted Black and so took up her previous stance from before.

Black had been staring down the Excadrill the entire time. He wasted no time examining the pokemon. He knew it he knew it wasn't pleased with what it saw. It had taken an aggressive stance as soon as it saw the two humans. Black had come to the conclusion that they had fallen into its home. That would explain the carvings all over the walls. It was all from the little guy's sharp nasty blades which were now held up and pointed directly at the two. White's eyes widened at the sight of the pokemon. It looked like it was ready to kill. In fact, it was.

"White," Black began, eyes not daring to look away from the Excadrill, "Go over to your bag it's on the opposite side of the room." This shocked White as she looked down at herself. She had her hand positioned so that she could pull out a pokeball in a second, but she didn't even have her bag with her. Sure enough, when she turned around she could see her bag lying against the wall opposite to them. She looked back at Black who had not moved an inch. She then looked at the pokemon which had done the same. It seems it was waiting on Black to make a move. "On the count of three I'm gonna distract the Excadrill and you're gonna make a break for your pokemon o.k.?" White nodded then realized he probably didn't see that.

"I got it," she replied out loud. As soon as he heard the words, Black hunched over and puts his arms up. His fighting stance looked pretty similar to the pokemon's. The excadrill though had him beat with its blades which seemed to shine.

"Excadrill!" it exclaimed. Anyone could tell that it was pissed from its tone of voice. "It's game over now pretty boy!" is what the Excadrill had actually said. White took a moment to review the plan. Black would battle the Excadrill and would keep it distracted so that she may help him with her pokemon.

'Simple enough,' she thought. Just then Black started his count down.

"1," Black said calmly eyes locked on the Excadrill. White stood ready to run back as fast as possible, but just then something had caught her attention. It was something about Black and the way he looked. Then, something else caught her eye. It was behind the pokemon, and it was Black's bag. She gasped in disbelief and immediately turned to the Black who was empty handed.

'He's going to fight it himself!' White screamed in her head in terror.

"2," Black continued, his voice sounding nonchalant.

"Black you're not seriously gonna go through with this are you?"she said chuckling although keeping a frown on. Black didn't respond. "Ohhhh," she whined. Her frown turned into a pout. It was obvious that the boy was serious. Just one look at his face would immediately give off that impression. She once again prepared herself to sprint for her bag. 'I just have to get over to my pokemon and he won't have to fight anymore,' she thought, 'besides it's Black, I can count on him!' She smiled at the thought, but it soon dispersed when Black finished.

"3," Black dashed toward the pokemon his left arm held up vertically to guard with his right arm in the air pointing toward the pokemon ready to strike. The Excadrill gave off a sadistic grin. It moved its right foot back in order to lunge at the boy. The pokemon stopped for a moment noticing the female human make a mad dash toward the opposite end of the room. He dismissed the girl and moved his attention back at the male who was rapidly closing in. The Excadrill propelled itself forward, arms at the side with the massive horn on its head pointing directly toward the boy. Time slowed down. Excadrill smiled as he began to move closer and closer.

'Poor boy didn't know what he was getting himself into,' Excadrill thought. He then looked up and noticed something disturbing. The human was smiling. Black had predicted the Horn Drill attack as soon as he saw the foot step back. He had slowed down in order to react better to it. He watched as the pokemon's drill came closer and closer until it was just a few inches from his face. Then, he took his arm which was ready to strike…down to his side. He did the same would his other arm and then bent his legs. Excadrill grimaced as his trajectory went from being the boy's face to the ceiling above. Black on the other hand had ducked under the Excadrill and slid on his knees. As he neared the wall he moved his body so that it lay on his side, ready to jump up and grab his bag and pokemon.

He laughed in his mind, 'Like hell I'm stupid enough to take on a pokemon,' He heard a crash as he came to a stop and got up. He didn't bother look. He knew it was just the Excadrill coming in contact with the ceiling. Meanwhile, White had pretty much watched the entire event from where her bag was. It took her a few seconds to realized what had happened as it happened fast. She shook her head, 'Whatever point is Black's safe, now I have to help him!" She pulled up a pokeball which she knew was her Blitzle. She went to throw it but then realized that Excadrill was ground. She withdrew her hand. She went to her Audino's pokeball but realized it only had a sliver of health left.

"Oh which she pokemon should I pick!" she asked herself, panicking. Black on the other hand knew exactly what pokemon to choose. He went over to his bag and picked it up. Just as he was about to stick his hand in he heard, "DRILL!"

"You bastard!" The Excadrill screamed. It had pulled its horn out of the ceiling and stuck on it using its claws. It then propelled himself downward toward the boy.

Black immediately cocked his head back and got a quick glance at the pokemon. Black responded by quickly diving backwards. A split second later the Excadrill landed on the spot Black was on. Meanwhile Black had landed flat on his back, clutching on tightly to his bag.

"Ghrr!" the boy grunted from the pain. He was about to get up when the pokemon jumped on his stomach. Black gasped as the wind got knocked out him. He recovered quickly though and reach toward his bag his chest, but the Excadrill had seen this and knocked the bag off him. He looked over at it and watched it skid to a halt around a few yards away. His eyes widened in shock when he heard SHING SHING. He knew it was the sound of the pokemon's claws coming in contact with each other. He looks back as the Excadrill on his chest lifts its arm to strike down on Black. Just as it does though, Black grabs its arm and stops it mid way through.

The pokemon was taken aback. It tilted its head in curiosity at the boy who had stopped his blow cold. Even now he was trying to force his claws into the boy and yet he couldn't even move his arm.

Black grimaced at the pain that surged through his arm that he used to stop the blow. It took all his strength to keep it still. He saw the Excadrill moves its left arm and immediately grabbed that with his right arm. The two stayed in the same position, one not wanting to give in to the other. Black's arms were starting to tire. He felt all his muscles straining under pressure.

Excadrill finally decided that enough was enough and went to impale the boy with his horn. As the pokemon lifted its head for the final blow Black heard a pokeball. The Excadrill heard it as well and turned to face the new threat.

'Chance,' the thought surged through Black's mind. The pokemon had let up a bit as it got distracted. Black used the moment to push the pokemon's left arm away. Excadrill turned immediately back at the boy but was greeted by a fist. Black punched Excadrill straight in the face sending it flying off him, just a few inches away. Black wasted no time and got up to see White and her Lilligant. Black looked directly at White and gave her a nod which she happily returned. He then made a mad dash to his bag.

"Excadrill!" the pokemon screamed in rage. Black turned while still running to see the pokemon in the air quickly gaining on him. It was interrupted mid flight though.

"Lilligant use Energy Ball!" White commanded. Black watched as a green glowing ball came in contact with the pokemon's side causing a small explosion that sent it flying toward the wall next to it. The Excadrill was not happy about the interference at all. It now had a new target, the female. The pokemon, which was lodged inside the wall, jumped out and sprinted toward her. "Lilligant another Energy Ball!" White yelled out. Lilligant lifted its arms (Err…leaves?) up. Another glowing green ball began to grow in the between the two arms. Unfortunately, the ground pokemon had already closed in and used a Horn Drill attack on the already weakened Lilligant. The pokemon jumped in the air and thrust its horn forward directly onto Lilligant's chest, causing it to fly backward. Lilligant fainted.

"Lilligant!" White screamed. She then turned back and saw the pokemon had wasted no time. It was directly in front of her and jumped in the air, just as it did with Lilligant. This time though, it went for a Scratch and clawed at her. White saw the attack coming and jumped back to dodge it.

"Aaaaaah!" White shrieked. She slumped down to her knees and leaned against the wall behind her. The pokemon took a step back and prepared for a Horn Drill.

"Heh heh!" the pokemon laughed, "This will teach these two pathetic humans to-." Just then the pokemon lifted into the air, although it did not do it on its own. The pokemon turned to see who's ass he now had to kick and stopped cold. It's eye came into direct contact with a rather scary looking pokemon it had never seen before. Gallade stood up straight, holding the short pokemon up by its neck. Excadrill knew what situation he was in now. Gallade then glared at him. Excadrill felt like shitting himself.

"Pl-please!" the pokemon begged, "Don't hurt me, I'll do anything you want!"

"Oh but I'm not the one you should be afraid of," Gallade replied with a smile. He then turned and threw the pokemon across the room. Excadrill hit the ground hard and skidded across it before it came to a stop. The pokemon lay on the ground flat on its back. The pokemon then attempted to get up and get the hell out of there, but just then he felt something strike him in the stomach knocking the wind out of him. He looked at his stomach and saw a human leg and followed it up to find it was the boy from before. The only difference now was that he scared the living hell out Excadrill.

Black rested his arm on his knee and bent down to come closer to the pinned pokemon, "Situation seem familiar?"

"Eeeeeek!" the pokemon shrieked in terror.

"I'am going to put you through hell for what you did you piece of shit," Black said calmly but menacingly, smiling all the while. He then pointed and Excadrill followed the direction of the finger and saw the female he had previously scratched. Just then a fist landed on its face.

White meanwhile, was being helped up by Gallade.

"Thank you," she said bowing her head. She was going to say something else but tortured screams from behind Gallade interrupted her. White leaned to the right, but so did Gallade. She leaned to left and so did he. White could still hear the tortured screams of a pokemon and so she pushed Gallade out of the way and surprisingly it worked. She got through, but what she saw made her stop. Black stood over a dead(fainted actually, just looks dead) pokemon while he brushed himself off. He then stuck his hand in his pocket and adjusted his cap. As he did so he glanced over to White and made eye contact. That did it. White fell backwards into the arms of Gallade. Black's cool pose and his serious demeanor tied in really well. In fact, it was too much for her. Black rushed over and helped her up.

"You alright?" Black asked worriedly. His eyes were serious but full of care and sparkles seemed to surround his face.

"Hehehe Yeah," White said sounding as if she were drunk, not that she's ever even drunken before. She shook her head and replied once more, "Yes I'm fine thanks!" Black chuckled.

'Cute,' he thought.

"Hello?" a voice came from above, "Black, girl I don't know, you down there?" The two smiled and looked at each other. Without saying a word the two moved toward the source of the voice.

"We're here Aur-," Black stopped, "professor!" He heard some grumbling and sounds of displeasure from above.

"Gallade?" the pokemon asked. Black turned to his pokemon. The pokemon then pointed at the brown figure lying on the ground. He then realized what he was asking.

Excadrill had taken a serious beating from that human. He never realized how terrifying they would be. He had awoken now and found himself once again being held up in the air. Just then he felt himself flying across the air and back into the hole he dug through. Excadrill had no energy to complain. As long as I'm away from that kid I'm fine.

So yeah I'm sure you can probably tell that around the end I realized that this was supposed to be funny so I did just that. So the beginning and middle don't really much up with the end but I'm sure none of you guys mind. Next chapter we're gonna go back into romance and I'm sure you guys will enjoy that. Also, Black didn't really come up as being as badass as I came up with in my mind but he did do a decent job. Can't think of anything else to say except review. Reviews help me see what you guys want to see so if you guys don't review the less chance you will be pleased with my work. Other than that I look forward to see you guys later.