A/N: Hey guys! So I'm sucking at updating my other stories. Sorry if you were waiting on those! But I dunno…I just keep coming up with great ideas for this one. Blame my boring history class. I handwrote this entire chapter tonight in class. So if I get carpal tunnel…I'm blaming you guys! Lol

Real quick…did you guys watch the premiere tonight? How cute is Jamie? I love him. Clay is kinda interesting. What's the 14th? I loved Millicent's opening at Clothes Over Bros. It was just like Brooke's in season 5! And how sad were you die hard Brucas fans when you saw the words Marry Me written in the sand? I know I was!

Anyways, sorry! Thanks to all my readers and reviewers! You guys rock! Morgan, thanks for everything you do! Love ya!

Disclaimer: I do not own One Tree Hill or its characters. I just like to play with them!

LPOV

The next few days sucked! Jake hates me and threatens bodily harm whenever we're around each other. Nathan and Peyton are back together and all lovey-dovey, making me want to gag. Haley has been all over Jake's junk since they started whatever they are.

And Brooke has been semi-ignoring me. She keeps making comments about going out with that fag baseball player tomorrow night. I keep telling her no. She keeps telling me to mind my own fucking business. And that's only after Jake threatens to slit my throat, or break all my fingers one by one, to rip me limb from limb. Homeboy is psychotic! I've heard of being protective of siblings. But fuck! Let the girl be seventeen for Christ sake. Or, in Lucas language, let the girl be alone with me so I can fuck her already. Forget the bet. I could care less if Brooke or Nathan wins. Just let me get in her pants.

Okay, timeout…I sound like a real asshole. Yes, I want to fuck Brooke. But that's not the only thing I want from her.

If I want to sound like I little girl, then I'll admit it; I like Brooke.

There, I said it! Happy now?

This is all weird to me. Lucas Scott doesn't like girls. Lucas Scott fucks em and leaves em. I don't even understand all of this. It's like I can't get her out of my head. If I'm not with her, I'm thinking about her. She's the only person I want to be around. I catch myself coming up with excuses for going over to her house, even if it means I have to put up with death threats.

Did you know her hair smells like coconuts? It's amazing. And she has this annoying habit of rolling her eyes every time she sees me. Personally, I think it's funny. I think she's trying to act like she doesn't like me.

Yesterday, on my way to lunch, Bevin stopped me and offered a blowjob in the janitor's closet. I told her no! What the fuck is wrong with me? I am Lucas fucking Scott! I have a reputation as the king of the school to uphold. And here I am turning down a perfectly god blowjob for another girl. And Bevin's got some nice lips!

I think I'm pussy whipped by a girl I'm not even sleeping with. What's that disgusting word I hear people use? Love. Is that what this is?

Ha! No fucking way! I'm Lucas Scott! And Lucas Scott doesn't fall in love. End of story!

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BPOV

Ugh…Sometime I think I hate my life. This last week has been so frustrating. Haley won't leave my brother alone. I caught them doing it in our hot tub the other day! Nathan's been all gooey-eyed over Peyton. Which, normally, I would think is adorable. But they take it a little too far. If I have to hear them say I love you to each other one more time I will stab out my eyes. And Lucas has been acting weird. He's been coming over every night. I think he just likes to annoy Jake.

Jake is very protective of me. I find it odd since I've been cleaning up his messes all my life. I wish I could tell Luke Jake's story. Maybe then he would understand. But I promised Jake I wouldn't tell anyone. So, for now, I'll stick with the cover story our parents came up with: Jake got into some trouble a while back and was send to military school for a year.

Anyways, back to Lucas. He's being weird. He's been nice. I caught him smelling my hair yesterday! Oh and I heard that he turned Bevin down on Wednesday. How weird is that? I mean, if he's just in it to fuck me and help Nate win our bet, then why is he acting like he cares? I all but flat out told him that I like him. Is he just trying to toy with my feelings?

I don't get guys! AH! This is stupid! I started this friendship out on a bet to not fuck him. And my dumbass has to go and fall for the academy's self-admitted bad boy?

I mean…shit…did I say fall for? I didn't mean that! Did I?

I'm such a douche. Out of all the boys at THA I had to go for the one guy that is all wrong for me. Oh hell; Jake is gonna want to strangle me when he finds out. Nathan and Peyton will probably jump for joy. They're so annoyed at our stupid little arguments.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm acting like he feels the same way. And he doesn't. He's Lucas Scott. He doesn't date girls. He fucks them. I'm stupid.

Whatever. Just hang in there Brooke! The bet ends Christmas Eve. It's not that far away. Then I can move on.

Oh who am I kidding? There's no moving on from Lucas Scott!