Thanks for tuning in! I wrote this one a while ago. I'm pretty sure most people know this, but in case you don't, look up "mulan- I'll make a man out of you lyrics" on Youtube. Yeah, people will try to tell you that's what the song's called, but I know the truth…
WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THIS YET? It's PERFECT! Seriously! Sparkly GerIta party~!
G is for Germany, J for Japan, and I for Iguanas (or Italy). Sayonara.
The Axis- Let's Get Down to Business
G: Alright, roll call! Japan?
J: Present!
G: Sehr gut. Italy?
I: Sí generale, I'm here too!
G: -Und I'm here. Let's get started.
I: Yippee…
G: Listen up, you two. The next battle is just around the corner. (pacing) I expect no less that 100% from you both today. We are going to train until one of us drops from weakness or heat exhaustion! Do you understand?
J: Affirmative… Somehow I don't think this wirr take very rong.
I: Don't worry, Japan, I'm sure you'll do fi- Heeeeey!
(drum roll)
G: Let's get down to business
To beat the
Allies
-Before we thrust to battle
I must train
You guys
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
(to Italy) -Und yet you're so darn happy, too…
Mister, I'll
Make a man
Out of you!
…
Fearsome as a tank fleet
Painted black
Und red
-Poised at any signal
To blow off
All their heads!
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
-Except Japan, you're sort of cool…
Italy
I'll make a man
Out of you!
…
J: Got to run, can't catch my breath
-China wirr not defeat me!
G: That jackass Britain can eat my fist!
I: This training is really hard
And all the singing makes me hungry!
Why don't we grab some futons and take a rest?
G: NIEN!
(CHOROUS) (To be a man)
We must be swift as a sub torpedo
(Be a man)
With lots of force und stability
(To be a man)
With discipline und with massive weapons
The Axis powers will taste victory!
…
Time is racing towards us
Until those jerks
Arrive
-Listen to my shouting
Und you might
Survive!
(thinking) I'm getting worried for
This fool in war
Und mien hope's almost run through…
(to Italy) Why can't I
Make a man
Out of you?
(REPEAT CHOROUS)
(Be a man)
You did ten pushups und you're not crying?
(Be a man)
Is this all true? Maybe it's a dream-
(He's a man!)
I barely thought I'd be saying this, but
-Well, done, Japan
Und well done,
ITALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ALL: PASTA!
~KK~