No homework, nothing to do... the product? A re-written Broadway song. Oooookaaaaay.
I saw the play a while ago in NY, and this particular song stuck with me. It's time to go to Youtube again, kiddies! Search "Anything Goes (2011 Broadway Revival)- You're The Top". There's a longer version, too, but I didn't feel like writing that much. It gets stuck in your head so easily, yet it's almost impossible to memorize all the lyrics...
"Bah dah dah bah dah bah dah dah bah dah hm hm hm hm -FOR GOP!"
I like both AusHun (melancholy) and PruHun (funny like ha-ha). They both have their sweet moments... "Eierkuchen" (aye-oh-koo-hun) is a type of Austrian egg cake. Of course. Enjoy! A=Austria H=Hungary BOTH=sound it out
Hungary and Austria- You're The Top
(in Austria's music/piano room)
A: *sitting motionless at piano* Sigh... this sucks. I can't play a single note...
H: *pops head in room* Helloo-o? Austriaa? What's wrong? Aren't you going to practice your new song?
A: It's that darned Prussia... and those other guys, too. This war is taking a toll on my unique music skills. I feel very sad. Why?
H: Hey, cheer up! I can go whup his cowardly ass for you again, if you want. And you can come and bring me sandwiches!
A: No, that won't be necessary. *pinches bridge of nose* I just wish he didn't go parading his "awesomeness" around everywhere. It makes me feel like Bach's second in B flat.
H: …
A: Like crap, Hungary.
H: Oh.
A: It doesn't matter...
H: …
A: …
H: …Hey.
A: What?
H: If you think that douchenozzel comes anywhere close to you, you're wrong.
A: *looks up* Really?
H: Of course! He can't compete at all with your looks! ...Your music! ...Your food! Your...
(lee!)
H: I think we're both aware
That in our pair
You're a clearly more musical guy-
When it comes to lyrics, instead of try
I let them lie...
Until they die
-But in these situations
and complications
I hope you won't find my singing dull...
-So if this sonnet
Just ain't your bonnet
At least it'll tell you you're Vunderful!
…
-You're the top
You're a field of soldiers
You're the top
-You're catapults with boulders
… You're a sausage roll
That's got tasty soul
In sauce!
You're a straight-A student, not at all impudent,
Yooou're schoolyard lacrosse!
…
-You're the plan
Of the squadron's captain
You're the pan
With which I'll beat their heads in!
-I'm a broken figurette
And this hair, you bet
-It's a mop!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!
A: Your words are like honey
To the ears of a bunny
-I'm only saying, they're so in tune
That with them, and some eierkuchen and prunes
With a spoon...
I'll feel better soon
-Now, I must agree
That with the aid of me
Your song won't sound too bad-
So if I could inticense
Some po-e-tic license
This is what I hope I could add...
*plays piano*...
-You're the top
You're the bass and treble
You're the top
-You're a lively rebel
…You're a twinkling star
As tomatoes are
To Spain!
You're a summer flower, or an April shower
Yooou're -uhm- not insane!
…
-You're the friend
Who loves InuYasha
You defend
Me from that douchehead Prussia
-I'm a washed-up sap
A complete mishap
-Such a bop!
But if, "baby," I'm the bottom, you're the top!
H: -You're the top
-You're a violet Maui
You're the top
-You're five-chapter yaoi
… You're a berry cake
That's been rolled to bake
With cream!
You're a pancake cooker-
A: You're tea with sugar!
H: Yooou're THE GUILLOTINE!
A: *gulp*
-You're a rose
Not at all like France's
H: You're the pose
Of Atilla's lances
-I'm a background chick
Just a curly hick
-A prop!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!
A: -You're the top
You're a William Shakespeare
You're the top
-You're Theresa's birth year
… You're a song, at best
Full of chords and rests
And riffs!
You're a gardener's barrow
You're a-
H: Flaming arrow!
A: Yooou're Beethoven's fifth!
H: -You're the one
With a standing ovation-
A: You're the "fun"
That's in "funimation"
-I'm a flimsy sail
Such an epic fail-
H: Ka-PLOP!
A: But if, baby, I'm the bottom-
H: But if, baby, I'm the bottom-
BOTH: But if, baby, I'm the botoooooomm...
You're the tooooooooop! *riding on piano which is rolling away*
~KK~