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Being the new kid blows. I'm completely at the mercy of walk-in traffic. Fortunately, we get our share.

Customer one was older than dirt and meaner than a rattlesnake. I could see right through her thin unruly wisps of grey hair straight to her liver-spotted scalp. Barf.

"Make me look like her," she commanded, waving Mila Kunis in my face.

"No problem."

"WHAT?"

"SURE THING!" I promised, shouting into her ear, studiously ignoring the protruding hairs.

"You did a crap job," she said afterward handing me a five. "I don't look anything like her. Split that with the shampoo girl."