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Head number two was no more polite and even less generous, one of those uppity gym rat bitches who took a brief break in between spinning and Pilates to have her hair and nails done. She didn't seem the walk-in type until I learned she was visiting from out of town.

So I'm not exactly beating the bushes to meet customer three. Besides, with Momma Weeble wobbling in front of me, I've got nowhere to go, and I'm not going there fast.

"Here we go, Sir," the boss wheezes out the introductions. "Bella will be taking care of you today."


A/N: In case you didn't grow up in the American 70's, 'Weebles wobble but they don't fall down' is a ditty describing a clever rounded wooden toy weighted at the bottom so it wouldn't fall over. There was a whole little family. Watch the vintage commercial at youtube . com/watch?v=qq0OQBdIhsc if you want the song in your head all day. (You don't.)