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As I distribute the cool liquid over the surface area of his head, I work more than the shampoo into a lather. The bubbles afford the opportunity to scratch roughly. It's imperative to stimulate the hair follicles, after all.

His nylon cape crinkles between us as my belly presses in against his bicep. He holds stock still so as not to make any moves that might be construed as inappropriate. His eyes pinch closed against the onslaught of my chest covering his full field of vision.

Somehow, I'm sure he knows what would await him should his careful control falter.


A/N: Poor Edward...can we keep those eyes closed? Kitkat Cullen took a short break between posting crackfics to create a hilarious story banner, just before Edward gets soaked! Now just imagine that girl sliding around to his side...flashing that navel dangler...offering that glimpse of cleavage...stimulating those hair follicles!

You can find it at my FB account (link on my profile) ~BOH