Title: Picture Perfect Memories With BTR

Summary: Well, it's the most cliched thing to do...but I'm doing it. Do you want a one-shot with one of the BTR boys? Then it's your lucky day! *Sign up sheet and whatnot inside*

Genre: Friendship, Romance

Rating: T, just in case

Picture Perfect Memories With BTR

1. Mizmal BTR Fan: Be My Girl

Summary for "Be My Girl" - Logan is ready to tell Mallory Rose (OC) how he feels about her and ask her to be his girlfriend, but with Kendall, James and Carlos all trying to get him to do separate things, will Mallory even agree to being his girlfriend? Logan/Mallory, with hints of Carlos/Stephanie and Kendall/Jo.

Logan didn't usually do gusty things like what he wanted to do now; he wasn't exactly whom you'd call a "risk taker." It was usually his friends, Kendall, James and Carlos who forced him to do gutsy things, but this time, things were different. He really liked Mallory Rose, a girl who he had met accidentally by bumping into her near the pool at Palm Woods, resulting in both of them falling into the pool and getting soaked. At the time, he had been scared - all the girls he had met in L.A. were really touchy when it came to clothes and make-up, and really scary if these two things got ruined.

But Mallory had been different.

She had simply laughed it off, and had shyly told him it was alright. From there, they did the usual introductions. At first, they had been a bit shy with one another, even quiet, but soon enough, they had been hitting it off like they had been best friends. In a few weeks time, they had been inseparable, the best of friends.

Which was the main problem of Logan's current dilemma.

He didn't want to be Mallory's friend anymore. Not even close to a friend.

Logan wanted to be her boyfriend. But he had never asked out a girl before, much less asked one to be his girlfriend! He hadn't even had a girlfriend before! Which was why he was going crazy, trying to track down his friends - Kendall, James and Carlos - while also trying to track down Mallory at the same time.

"Hey, Logan - who're you looking for?" Asked someone from behind him.

He turned around to see Carlos, chomping on a corn dog and smiling innocently at him. Logan smiled and pounced on him, scaring Carlos to the point of him shrieking like a mad woman and launching his corn dog all the way across the room and into the pool of Palm Woods.

"Oh my God!" Screamed a girl inside the pool in disgust, "Someone went in the pool!" Everyone jumped out, screaming and shrieking and causing a ruckus. Mr. Bitters showed up then, telling everyone to keep quiet and stay calm. But Carlos and Logan merely ignored them - this was something that happened often. Well, not Carlos launching a corn dog into the pool, but pretty much all the ruckus that they caused had almost the same results.

Anyway, moving on to Logan's dilemma of trying to ask Mallory out.

"Carlos - where are the others?" He asked desperately, clutching onto his shoulders.

Carlos was still in shock. "You...my corn dog...you made me...drop...my corn dog..." He whimpered, looking down dejectedly. Logan rolled his eyes at his friend's antics. While they would usually be funny, this time it was annoying and irritating, because he had to find the others, and he had to ask Mallory out.

"Carlos! Focus! Where. are. Kendall. and. James?" He asked him slowly, pronouncing each word as carefully as he could, staring deep into his friend's eyes.

The friend in question scratched the back of his neck. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I dunno."

Logan sighed loudly. "Well - how are we going to find them?" Carlos shrugged, thinking for a minute, but then smiled and took out his cell phone. Logan's eyes brightened. Of course! Why hadn't he thought of that? It seemed like Carlos wasn't that bad after all!

"Hello, Stephanie? Hey - how are you? Yeah? I'm good, too. Thanks for asking. So, uh, have you seen Kendall and James? Yeah, Logan and I are trying to find them. No? You haven't? That's too bad. Thanks anyway! Bye, hunny-bunny! Love you!" With this, he closed the phone, then looked at Logan and shrugged his shoulders, "Sorry Logan - Stephanie doesn't know where they are. Oh! We could call Katie or Mrs. K, though!"

...uh, maybe Logan should take what he had just thought back...

Logan slapped his friend at the back of his head and snatched the phone away from him, dialing Kendall's number. "Hello? Kendall?"

"Yeah?" Logan turned around to see Kendall, who was on his phone, smiling at him. Rolling his eyes, he closed the phone, and Kendall followed his action.

"What's up, Logan?" He asked him. James suddenly showed up before Logan could say anything, spraying his hair with a huge container that in yellow block letters read, "CUDA." Ugh, great - James had found a hair product that CUDA apparently made up and now was going crazy with it. Well, too bad, for Logan had no time for him to go crazy about it and tell them how great it was and how great his hair felt. Logan was on a mission here to win over the girl of his dreams, after all!

Before James could speak, Logan spoke up. "James - shut up. No one cares about your...hairspray, or whatever the heck it is," He turned to Carlos, who had went back to crying over his corn dog, "Carlos - stop crying over your corn dog. That's not gonna make it come back to you." He turned to Kendall then, who had started fiddling around with his phone, "Kendall - stop texting Jo. I know you're happy about getting back together with her, but still. I have a dilemma here, and you guys need to help me out with it!"

Never having seen Logan like this, the three boys all listened up.

"I need to ask...ask Mallory...ask her...to be...I need to ask her to be my girlfriend!" Logan blurted out the last part in a rush, blushing hotly all the while. For a few seconds, Kendall, James and Carlos all stared at him, not sure as to what he had just said. But when they finally realized what he had said, they...

...all burst out laughing.

Logan's eyebrows rocketed up high, almost being hidden by his hair, as he saw the state they were in. Laughing? Why were they laughing? This was a serious situation here!

"Guys! Stop laughing!" He tried to tell him with a commanding voice, but he sounded whiny instead.

Carlos shook his head at him, as if Logan was the one who was the dumb one out of the group. "Dude - now you wanna ask her to be your girlfriend? Um...how long as it been since you two met each other again?" He asked him, raising an eyebrow.

Before he could answer, James spoke up. "Yeah, what Carlos said. It's obvious that you like Mallory, and it's obvious that Mallory likes you, man."

Logan's eyes widened. "What? She likes me?" He asked in a high-pitched voice.

Kendall nodded his head. "Uhm...duh? Remember that cat fight she got into with Camille because of you? Even Camille had gotten scared of her! And Mallory had just walked off, wanting to watch iCarly with her brother Tyler after she made it clear that you were her friend and there was nothing anyone could do about it. I mean - a girl taking on Camille for you? You gotta see that that takes heart and...well, a lot of bravery! Two things Mallory for sure has."

...wow. Logan sure felt like the dumb one out of the group now. "...oh," The boy mumbled, running a hand through his hair, "So...should I go and ask her to be my girlfriend, then? D'you think she'll say yes?"

"Uh - not if you just walk up to her and ask her that!" James told him, "You gotta do what I tell you! I mean, I'm always getting girls all the time! I'm the guru of love, dude."

Logan nodded. "Alright."

Kendall spoke up suddenly. "What? No! Mallory isn't a girl who gets swayed by that kind of stuff! You need to be yourself, Logan, and nothing else. Plus, she's gonna know if you're trying to act like a James wannabe. Remember? Mallory knows you - the real you, dude."

Without warning, Carlos pushed him aside. "Nah-uh. None of those things are gonna work, Logan. Here's what you do - you tackle her, catch her off-guard, and -" James cut him off by pushing Carlos out of the way and placing his hands on Logan's shoulders and staring him down.

"What? Are you crazy? That'll freak her out! You need to go in smooth, with a swagger, and act like she's not even worth your time when you ask her to be your girlfriend. Chicks dig it when you act like you don't care for them at all. They are crazy about bad boys that treat them like dirt. Trust me; Mallory will most definitely fall for that. It always works for me."

After he had finished with his spiel, Kendall shoved him away. "Look, Logan - act like yourself. No, don't even act - be yourself! That's how I got Jo, remember? You and Carlos had tried the British accent and the bad boy thing, and Carlos tried the British accent acting bad boy! Did it work? No, it didn't. Now, Mallory and Jo are a bit different, but they are simple girls with simple tastes. And they most certainly don't like any type of rough approaches. So don't tackle her and don't act like some bad boy freak, okay? Be yourself."

"Please!" Scoffed James, "If he acts like himself, why the heck would Mallory say yes to him? He's some brainy guy who might be a moderately pretty face, but that holds no comparison to "the face," Kendall." He then proceeded to show them "the face" by shaking his head and wiggling his fingers while rapidly raising his eyebrows and lowering them. Logan had to admit, "the face" was kind of awesome...kind of.

He felt his spirits lowering, nonetheless. Obviously Mallory wouldn't say yes to him! He didn't have "the face" like James did, he didn't have the type of cool, laid-back personality that Kendall had, and he didn't have the...the...whatever good thing Carlos had.

So why would she pick him? Why would she say yes to him?

James was right - she wouldn't like the normal him. He'd have to try something else...maybe not too edgy, but he was definitely not going to try being himself. Not at all.

"James is seriously delusional, Logan," Kendall said, catching all three of them off-guard, "Why else would Mallory like you if she didn't like you for you? You guys have so much in common! You both like the colour blue -" Logan cut him off.

"Yeah, but she likes purple and pink, too." Kendall rolled his eyes.

"Dude, I'm trying to show you the things you guys have in common, so shut up and listen. You both like reading Pop Tiger, and you both like the movie Nim's Island, and steak and mashed potatoes were the first things you guys had talked about when you had met. Plus, she's ridiculously smart - just like you."

Carlos decided to butt in then. "Yeah, but the saying is, opposites attract. So, obviously, Logan has to tackle her and -"

"Shut up, Carlos! Not in this case it doesn't!" Kendall turned towards Logan, "So you see, man, you need to be yourself and just ask her to be your girlfriend. I guarantee you that she'll say yes."

"No! You need to be a bad boy! Treat her like dirt!"

"No! You need to tackle her first! Tackle her!"

"Be yourself, dude! Don't listen to Carlos or James - they're idiots!"

"Hey - who you callin' idiot?"

"Yeah! That's right! Who you callin' idiot?"

And with this, Kendall, James and Carlos starting jumping on top of each other, trying to land punches and hits and kicks. Logan raised his eyebrow, for he'd never seen Kendall go this crazy about something before, and he pretty much never fought with the guys this much about something. Could this mean that Kendall had a point? Should Logan just...be himself?

He was caught in turmoil, having no idea what to do. Either he doesn't be himself, or does. Either he tackles Mallory and asks her to be his girlfriend, or he treats her like dirt and asks her to be his girlfriend, or he be's himself and asks her to be his girlfriend.

"Uh...Logan? What's going on?" Turning around, he saw Mallory, in all her confused glory. Her brown eyes were unable to stare at him, for they were staring down at Kendall, James and Carlos, as they fought with each other, screaming and screeching random things that didn't even make sense. The three boys didn't even notice her arrival, and continued to fight.

Logan grabbed her hand. "Nothing. But you need to come with me. There's...something I need to ask you..." Before she could say anything else, he whisked her away.

After a while, the three friends stopped fighting, and looked around in confusion.

"Hey...where'd Logan go?"

"Logan...what's going on with you? You're sweating like a pig and your face is turning red - are you sick or something?" Mallory asked him, worried, pushing her dark brown hair behind her ear. They were in her apartment, the one she lived in with her mom and her six year old brother, Tyler. No one seemed to be in the house, though - well, except for her dog, Maya, who didn't seem to be around at the moment.

Sighing, he plopped down on her couch. "I, uh...I've been, um...wondering about something..."

Mallory nodded gently, and sat down next to him. Placing her hand on his knee, she leaned in, eyes holding such intensity that Logan gulped and looked away from her. If he hadn't, he probably would've lost it and just kissed her.

"What's wrong, Logan? You are seriously acting strange. And with the others...well, James and Carlos are always getting into fights - but Kendall's never joined in before. Did something happen? Don't tell me you guys are having one of those "let's break up Big Time Rush" times again! Are you...?" Sighing in frustration when he wouldn't look at her, Mallory reached over - strangely outgoing for once - and turned his chin so he was facing her, and Logan had to meet those wonderful brown orbs of hers again. He gulped, opening his mouth to ask her out.

But how? How should he do it? Act not like himself? Be himself? Not ask her out at all?

Without even knowing it, he quickly reached over and kissed her, just like that. He grabbed her cheeks and pressed his lips against her, having no other idea as to how to tell her how he felt about her. He wasn't being himself, but he wasn't not being himself, either. Logan was winging it, something he'd never had to do before. Something that was way out of his comfort zone, but he really wanted to tell Mallory how he felt, and was willing to do whatever he could do in order for her to find out and...maybe even say yes.

When he leaned back, blushing, he noticed that her cheeks had a faint trace of red as well. Smiling, he asked her the dreaded question, the one that had been on his mind for a whole week.

"I...I was wondering...do you...do you want to be...my...my girlfriend?"

Mallory looked at him, flabbergasted, eyes wide.

Slowly, Logan began to feel disheartened. What if the guys had been wrong for once? What if Mallory didn't like him as much as they thought she did? What if she told him that she had a boyfriend or something? What if she...

What if she kissing me?

Well, that wasn't exactly a question that had been on his mind, but when Mallory actually leaned over and kissed him, all he could think was: kissing me, kissing me, she's kissing me!

Leaning back, she winked at him, another thing that was strangely outgoing for her. "Does that answer your question?"

He grinned. "Heck yeah!" And then he leaned in for more.

Silent Knight: So, Mizmal BTR Fan, I was so excited about so many people actually reviewing this stupidity of a oneshot collection story that I had to whip this one who for you as soon as I could! Hopefully it's not too bad? Sorry for not adding some of the things you wrote down into this, but there just wasn't that much room for me to add it, but hopefully this oneshot will suffice! :)

Everyone else - I'm starting up on you guys, and if you decide you don't want your oneshot done after reading this, let me know - I'll understand completely...I'm kinda new to the whole BTR scene, even though I wrote one measly little LoganxOC short oneshot a few months ago, I believe.

Anywho, thanks for reading, and go ahead and leave some reviews and/or requests.

Until next time!

Silent Knight over and out!