Title: Picture Perfect Memories With BTR

Summary: Well, it's the most cliched thing to do...but I'm doing it. Do you want a one-shot with one of the BTR boys? Then it's your lucky day! *Sign up sheet and whatnot inside*

Genre: Friendship, Romance

Rating: T, just in case

Picture Perfect Memories With BTR

2. Kendall'sgirl234: Hate Is A Strong Word

Summary for "Hate Is A Strong Word" - Susan Heatherson (OC) thinks she hates Kendall, but her feelings for him are, in fact, the exact opposite. Will it take one prank that sent Kendall pretty much over the edge for her to realize her true feelings for him? Kendall/Susan, Logan/Susan friendship.

"I hate him." Susan Heatherson said aloud to her friend, Logan. Logan rolled his eyes at her, not believing a word that was leaving her mouth right about now. She always said that to him, but anyone - even Kendall himself - could tell that she was, obviously, lying. While lying was one of Susan's "talents," when it wasn't prank-related, she lied just as bad as Kelly Wrainwright, Gustavo's assisstant, did.

"Of course, Kittycat. Of course you do." He told her sarcastically.

Susan turned slowly and glared at her friend, who actually flinched at the sight of her glare. Whoever said "Kitty got claws" was one hundred percent, absolutely right. "What did you say, Logie?" Her voice got a dangerous edge, which made him widen his eyes in fright.

"N-Nothing, K-Kittycat."

Susan's face immediately changed, and she smiled brightly before replying, "Good!" And then her glare came back, "I hate him still, though. I mean - thwarting my plan to get back at the Jennifers? How could he? I mean - does he even like them? Well...yeah, he likes them because he's a hormonal teenager, but are they friends? No!" She fumed angrily, yelling out her frustration.

"I know, Susan - I mean, I was there. I saw what happened."

"D'you think he meant to sabotage me? Maybe he wanted to try and prank them instead! Well, oh-ho-ho! Kendall has it coming to him, Logan. Not only will we get the Jennifers before he does, we'll get Kendall at the same time!" She grinned, then turned around and stalked out of 2J, "C'mon, Logan! We've got some diabolical thinking to do!"

Logan groaned to himself. "I really need some new friends - and fast."

But, nevertheless, he followed her out of 2J.

"This has to work, Logie." Susan told Logan seriously.

Sighing, he nodded. "Don't worry, Kittycat, I'm sure it's gonna work. I mean, if you look at it scientifically -" She cut him off.

"And that's just all I need to know, Logan. Thanks." Rolling his eyes, he nodded, but said nothing else. If she didn't want to know any specifics, then whatever. He'd use his intellect some place where it was appreciated...as soon as the prank was over. Susan didn't like it when Logan just up and left, and he had to see Kendall's face when he realized that Susan and Logan had pulled a fast one of him. It was going to be epic!

"Everything in place?"

"Yup."

"Are the Jennifers supposed to be here soon?"

"Yup. They come in the lobby around five o'clock on Saturday's, so they'll be here in three...two..."

And viola. There they were - the Jennifers, strutting into the lobby as the elevator dinged, aiming to go to the pool outside. But not before Susan and Logan's prank was over and done.

"Let the prank begin." Susan whispered to him, mischievous smile in place.

By now, Kendall should've been hit with the slime that Susan and Logan had convieniently placed at the front steps of the lobby. They had to pay Katie twenty bucks to get him in position for Logan's trap - a bucket that dunked slime when someone - ahem, Kendall - stepped on a white thread, activating it. A horrified, slime-covered Kendall was then seen, looking down at himself and walking quickly towards the elevators before anyone he knew could see him...

...and barreled right into the Jennifers, just like Susan had theorized he would. Since the Jennifers always come out of the elevator, stroll into the lobby and go to the pool, they would be in the right place in the right time for the prank. And since Kendall had to use the elevator to get to 2J, too embarrassed and flabbergasted to see where he was going, not only would he be slime-covered, but so would the Jennifers.

The dark-skinned Jennifer squealed as Kendall got slime on her cream-coloured t-shirt and pink jacket. "Oh my gosh! What have you done?" She shrieked at him, looking down at her clothes in horror. The other two Jennifers did the same, looking down at their own clothes.

"S-Sorry!" He told them frantically, eyes wide in horror as they rounded on him, eyes filled with malice.

And that was the exact time Kendall spotted Susan and Logan, laughing hysterically a few yards away. He glared at them, but not before the Jennifers screeched and desended on him, fake nails digging into his skin in a very uncomfortable way.

"Ow! Owowowowowowowow!" He yelled, trying to get away from them, but resistance was futile.

"Quickly, Logan! Ken-doll spotted us! Let's go, let's go!" She whispered, and the two ran out of the lobby, past a horrified Mr. Bitters, and into the pool, snickering and high-fiving one another in accomplishment.

"Hey - wanna grab a hot dog to celebrate our success?" Susan asked. Logan, smiling, nodded, and watched as the walked away from him, taking out a wallet from her back pocket. "Awesome. Treat's on you." And that's when he realized that she had swiped his wallet. Logan's smile turned into a frown, but he made no attempt to try and get his wallet back.

"I really, really need new friends. Perferably ones who don't steal from me." He muttered.

But he knew that he'd never not be Susan's friend - it was too amusing to see all those fights and prank wars she has with Kendall. Seriously, when was she going to realize that her hate for Kendall is actually quite the opposite?

An angry Kendall opened the door to Susan's apartment, glowering at her. "You think this is funny?" He asked. There were nail marks and smile all over him, with a few droplets of dried blood here and there. Susan was petting her cats, Midnight and Boots when he had came in, and snickered at his ensemble when he came in view.

"Uh, yeah. Have you seen yourself? You should seriously go and take a shower, dude!" She told him between snickers.

Kendall still looked angry. "Why? So you can get up and run off so I can't find you?" He asked sarcastically, knowing that was exactly what she had been thinking of doing. Susan stopped snickering, realizing he had seen through her sneak-out idea, and rubbed the back of her neck. Busted! Was all she could think. Well, she had had it coming to her, after all.

"I mean - seriously, Susan. I know that you like me and all -" He began with a smirk.

Susan gasped, cutting him off as she shoved Midnight and Boots off of her, who both meowed angrily at her, and got up, walking towards him until they were eye-to-eye. Well, Susan had to look up a bit to see him - even though she was 5"6, Kendall still dominated her at a 5"9 - but still, same thing.

"Don't kid yourself, Ken-doll, I do not, in any way, like you. I hate you, as a matter-a-fact." She said, glaring at him as best as she could with her green-blue eyes.

Kendall raised his eyebrows. "Kittycat, you wound me. I mean, hate is a strong word, you know. Plus, I don't believe you." The blond told her jokingly, a teasing smile still conquering his lips. As soon as she thought that, her eyes strayed down to them, but quickly snapped up again. No way - there would be no looking at his lips! None whatsoever!

"Don't think I didn't see that."

"See what?"

"You just looked at my lips, just now."

Susan blushed a deep red.

"What the heck are you talking about? Didn't I say I hate you?"

Kendall smirked.

"Didn't I say that I don't believe you?"

She shrugged at him, trying to act unaffected when she was silently fuming - and embarrassed - on the inside. "So? Like I care what you say, think or even feel, Ken-doll."

He stepped forward, closing in on her. Eyes widening, she took a step back, unable to handle their close proximity. Smirk broadening, he took a step closer, and she retaliated by taking one back. This continued until Susan found herself with her back plastered against the wall, and Kendall right in front of her.

"Uh...do you mind? You're invading my personal bubble." Susan stuttered, her face turning red.

"No, don't worry, Kittycat - I don't mind at all." He whispered, his face leaning down, his lips a centimeter away from hers. Susan tried to back away, but was unable to with the wall right behind her. So she shut her eyes, trembling.

But his lips never came in contact with hers. When she slowly opened her eyes, Kendall was straightening up, stupid smirk still on his face. He grabbed the black cap she was always wearing whenever she could, and placed it on his head instead, then winked at her.

"Told you, Susan - hate's a strong word...especially when you don't mean it." Having said this, he strolled out of the room like a champion, leaving Susan, red-faced and breathing hard, still plastered on the wall, hat-less, and actually wishing that stupid Ken-doll had kissed her.

And she stayed like that until her mom and came back from lounging near the pool.

Silent Knight: Kendall, you tease, you! ^.^ lol

Anywho, Kendall'sgirl234, hope you enjoyed your oneshot! I tried my best to make it as long as I could, so I'm sorry if it wasn't as long as you wished it would be. Was the Kendall/Susan love interaction at the end enough for you? And sorry I added a lot of Logan, I just love that guy, and could totally see him being prank buddies with Susan!

So, I'll go ahead and start writing another oneshot.

Also, here's a summary for a BTR story I'm thinking about doing. It's gonna be called, "Not Halfway There."

Summary for "Not Halfway There" - We all know Big Time Rush, and we all know the band members and how their friendship was the main reason the band was even formed. But what if they had never met up and become friends in the first place? BTRxOCs

How will the guys be if they're not friends and not Big Time Rush? Will they ever meet up and become friends, then? Let me know what you think about "Not Halfway There" and this oneshot with a review, guys! :)

Until next time.

Silent Knight over and out!