==8 20 8==
"Back to my station, Mister." I lead, feeling his self-conscious shuffle behind me. Men above the age of eight don't typically enjoy walking around in capes. Unless they're also wearing tights and happen to be able to fly.
I unclip the towel rolled inside the neckline of the cape and reset his collar June Cleaver-style. There you are, Ward dear, you're perfect again.
I step between Edward and the mirror and pump, pump, pump up the chair. As he bounces ever higher, he earnestly attempts a chivalrous avoidance of my tits; alas, they're just too compelling for my helpless victim.