Max's POV

I licked my lips, just thinking about him made me go crazy. I refused to sit here and let somebody else take my rightful place.

I couldn't take it any longer, so I stood up from my chair and went towards him.

Jake looked up and grinned at me. "Hey, Max," he said in his low voice.

"Move aside, you conceited ass," I retorted, shoving him to the side.

I kept strutting, pushing away anybody who dared to cross paths with me. I was going to get to my hot target no matter what. I shoved kids into desks and then heard the door open.

"Good morning, class!" Our overly happy homeroom teacher said, smiling.

"Go to hell," I told her, flipping the bird.

I went across the distance of the room and jumped through the window, cuts barely scraping my arms. I am the messiah, damn it! I broke through the glass and landed on the ground. Students scattered, giving me a horrified look.

Yeah, you better move, you peasants. Look at me as if I were the Holy Grail. Worship the ground that I walk on- better yet, treat me like the damn Pope.

I locked my eyes with the man of my dreams. I stuck a hand on my hip and gave them an extra sway, and cued the guy in the corner to start up the fan.

It blew furiously, and my waves bounced unrealistically like they did in shampoo commercials. I had that sexy smirk on my face.

"Move, bitch!" I hissed at Jessica. I knocked her to the ground like she was a feather.

"Ack!" she screamed.

I smiled sweetly at Mike Newton.

"Oh, Mike, you're so hot," I whispered sexually into his ear.

"Yes, Max, I've been waiting for this moment," he said as his hands went down my back, groping my cheeks. "Too bad, I'm actually Iggy," he said, and then he turned into Iggy.

Whatever, he was still hot.

"Iggy, take me! Take me away from this place!" I cried, hitting a button on my phone to start sad violin music.

"Anything to make you feel better, Max." I felt his teeth brush against my neck, sending shivers down my spine. Ooh, this was almost too much for me.

"One more thing," he paused. "I'm a vampire."

His teeth sunk into my neck, and I closed my eyes in ecstasy.

OH MY GAWD, THIS IS TOO HOTTTTT.

He sucked all of the blood from my body, and then I died.

End of Forks and Knifes

A/N: Thank you all so much for supporting me through this long, treacherous journey that I call my masterpiece! There were bumps along the way, but you guys all helped me through it! I'd like to thank my family, my friends, um, America, obviously, and Jamba Juice