Title: The New Life Story of Aquagirl 2

Characters: Roy/Red Arrow, Kaldur/Aqualad, or Aquagirl, Robin, Wally/Kid Flash, M'gann, Conner/Superboy, Artemis, Black Canary, and Red Tornado.

Genre: General, Humor.

Length: 1,385 words.

Pairing(s): None.

Rating: PG.

Summary: Kaldur and Roy return to The Cave. The team reacts quite differently to the now-female Kaldur. Black Canary is pissed at Roy.

Author's Note: I wanted to write on how the team would react to seeing a female Kaldur. I've also delayed the meeting with Batman, because I wanted to leave it out of this chapter, as this chapter is already long enough. Thank you for the Reviews, enjoy!


The Team's Reaction

When Kaldur and Roy enter The Cave, the Zeta-beam device actually recognizes Kaldur, which makes Kaldur relieved. When they reach the living room though, Robin is already pointing another one of his bat gadgets at Kaldur, while leaning on a wall. He asks angrily "Red Arrow, you know you can't bring-" and cuts off his own words, as he notices the familiar red shirt, and the black snake tattoos on her arms, along with familiar blue-grey eyes, and the same Aqualad symbol around her waist. He frowns when he notices the shirt rising, and revealing a bit of Kaldur's or the girls skin, and the fact that she has boobs, 'cause last he checked, Kaldur had been 100% male.

Robin alters his body movements from a defensive stance to just standing still, and actually returns his gadget back to his utility belt. He asks the girl "Please tell me you're joking! And that you're not really Kaldur" and pursues his lip when the girl shakes her head and murmurs softly "I'm sorry Robin". And Robin is shocked at how feminine the voice is, it's unlike Kaldur's deep voice, but the familiar calmness is there, and in a way Robin is pleased that there is something familiar about this Kaldur, even if he now had boobs and looked very pretty.

He sighs, before telling Kaldur "well I guess there's nothing we can do now, right? Welcome back Kaldur" he says with a bright smile, and flushes when Kaldur returns the smile, because his brain is still not processing that this is Kaldur, because if it was or is, then Robin shouldn't be enjoying seeing her smile so much.

But before any of them could say anything, Wally is there. He asks Roy excitedly "So Roy, who's the babe?" and looks at the female Kaldur twice, from top to bottom before teasing Red Arrow "Your new girlfriend?" drawling out the girlfriend bit, making both Roy and Kaldur blush, as Kaldur shakes his/her head and squeaks out a "no, we're not!". Roy instantly utters "Shut up you idiot! And she isn't, in fact, let her tell you who she really is~" with a smirk on his face, as he pushed the girl forward.

The girl scowls at Roy, and Robin is still in awe of how cute Kaldur is as a girl, and so doesn't actually tell Wally that the girl is Kaldur. The girl turns red before telling Wally "Uh… you see Wally, I'm Kaldur." her tone very serious.

Wally just gapes, before grinning and asking Robin, who chooses to snap from his reverie right then, "She's kidding…right?" and then notices something and asks Kaldur "Hey! How do you know my name?" before it dawns on him, and he looks at Kaldur again, noticing that everything was the same, except for the chest area, the pretty feminine face, and the long hair, but otherwise she looked like she could be Kaldur's twin, he checks on her chest area again, and inwardly groans as he thinks sadly 'She could've been my rebound girl or new girlfriend~'.

Wally squeaks out "Aqualad?" and the Kaldur nods shyly, while Roy is still grinning wickedly. Robin raises his eyebrow, before telling Wally "For a science wiz you're really slow on getting the bigger picture sometimes" and sighs. Wally yells out "Hey science wiz, not a genius" before scowling, as he folded his arms over one another.

Footsteps are heard from the East corner of the room, as the machine informs them "B-07 Artemis entering". Artemis isn't really paying attention to anyone really as she comes out of the Zeta gate, and mutters "Arrgh! I hate school" dressed in her usual YJ uniform. She notices Wally, and Robin, and waves at the younger. Robin smirks and tells her "Hey, glad you could join us. Wanna take a guess at who our friend -over there- beside Roy is?"

Artemis smiles, and turns to see Roy glaring at her, as usual, and a pretty blonde girl, with a bigger chest size than hers, and swears out loud as her eyes recognize the girl, "Holy Shit! Kaldur?" because she'd recognize those tattoos anywhere, she spent half an hour asking Kaldur if they had hurt, and told him that they looked "Pretty Awesome!" about a week or two ago.

Robin actually looks at her amazed, Wally just glowers at her, while Kaldur sighs and says "Yes Artemis" and even with the feminine tone, she recognizes the calmness in the girl's voice, it had always soothed her when Kaldur had been a he, even now it did. But the fact that Kaldur made a prettier girl than she did wasn't fair, she thought bitterly 'The boy's already a hunk' and inwardly whines.

Roy looks impressed "Well, at least you're smarter than these two. It took you less than 5 seconds to piece it up". Artemis raises an eyebrow at Robin, and Wally who both flush in shame, and grins, before uttering "I still don't believe it though~ I'd believe it if someone told me you were Kaldur's secret twin". And then puts her bow against the sofa, before asking Kaldur not Roy, "Anyways, how did the mission go?"

Kaldur sighs, before telling them "It was a success, except for well this" gesturing to his female body, his fingers slightly shorter, and more elegant-looking. M'gann and Conner who recently come back from wherever they've been, freeze in sight. Before M'gann let's go of Conner to hug Kaldur. Wally just groans feeling more stupid, but then again, M'gann was a mind-reader. Conner only observes from afar, before looking surprised as M'gann greets the girl with a smile "Kaldur you're back!".

"I can't believe it though Kaldur, you make a really hot girl!" uttered Artemis, after she did another double-take at the currently female Kaldur, who blushed at the compliment, and murmured "Thank you Artemis". Wally was actually grinning and told Kaldur "Well if it helps you feel better Kaldur, you really are a very beautiful girl!" and Kaldur smack his head, as Roy starts chuckling again. Robin smiles as he tells Kaldur "I usually don't agree with Wally on a lot of things, but for once, he's telling the truth Kal" ignoring Wally's undignified yell of "Hey, stop picking on me Boy Wonder!" Roy only laughs, as he gives Kaldur a look that says "I told you so~"

Kaldur only glares and stomps on Roy's foot hard, despite her being a girl, it doesn't change the fact that her strength is higher than Roy's level of strength. Roy scowls, and murmurs "Ouch". Kaldur smirks in relief, glad to have shut up the archer.

M'gann just squeals and comments about how now that Kaldur is a girl, they can go shopping, and dress him up in girly clothes. Kaldur made a face as M'gann hugged him, a face which Roy and Robin noticed, and grinned at to each other. Conner only told Kaldur this with his hand on the back of his neck, "Well as long as you're still Kaldur, then I really don't mind whatever gender you are" though he was flushing and avoiding Kaldur's face.

Roy whispers something in Kaldur's ear that makes her blush, but not before elbowing Roy in the gut, painfully one might add. But Kaldur's blush still remained, as M'gann murmured something like "Oh Kaldur looks so cute when he blushes". Artemis had to admit, if she had ever given her gender an interest, Kaldur would've been her only choice as a girlfriend, but that was probably because she liked him as a guy, since he was always nice to her.

Red Tornado steps into the room with Black Canary, and takes one look at Roy, and Kaldur, uttering "Welcome back. Let me go inform Batman of your recent return" and something else like "and that Aqualad has now become Aquagirl", Wally and Robin snicker, as Black Canary only stares at Roy and Kaldur.

Roy suddenly feels scared, and Kaldur utters shyly "Umm, I can explain?" Black Canary sighs, and utters something like "Roy~" as if she's not sure to be happy he's back, and alive, or that she wants to strangle him badly, because somehow she knows its Roy's fault, it always is.

"Please, start." Black Canary grits out, while glaring at Roy.