Sorry about the wait…thanks for your reviews!
This is a bit of a filler chapter but it kinda sets some stuff up…
Also y'all remember I once said I would never kill any of the characters? Yeah I might need to change that statement…
~~~ Berry-Fabray House ~~~
"Please Rachel!" Quinn whined
"No Quinn" Rachel replied not looking up from her book
"But why?" Quinn whined again now sounding like a small child
"I told you why"
Quinn huffed and crossed her arms in protest.
"You're a horrible wife" The blonde grumbled
Rachel placed her book on her lap and turned to face the woman next to her
"Excuse me?" She asked not at all impressed
"You heard me" Quinn mumbled
"Ok fine make it two" Rachel snapped
"WHAT? Oh come on!" Quinn yelled
"Your acting like a child Quinn and it's not at all attractive" Rachel stated
Quinn just sat there pouting
"And don't sulk" Rachel added before picking her book back up
It had been two weeks and Rachel had stuck to the whole 'no sex for a month' deal and Quinn was not taking it very well. She couldn't understand how Rachel could do it, how this wasn't bothering her. Because even though Quinn was much more vocal about how much she loved her lady loving times Rachel never complained and never said no or if she did it didn't take much to convince her to change her mind.
The only time Quinn went without sex for a long time was when she and Rachel had given birth but she could at least take care of herself during those times but Rachel had stated that she couldn't even do that because her back needed to heal properly. Quinn couldn't even do it secretly because Rachel was the queen when it came to guilt tripping someone and Quinn wasn't very good at lying to Rachel. Rachel had told her that she would do that either in sympathy for her wife and once again Quinn was baffled in how Rachel could just stop and not have it bother her. Or at least that's what Rachel made her believe.
So Quinn had made it her mission to try everything she could to tempt her wife. She walked around the house in her bikini bending over as many times as she thought seemed appropriate. She even managed to get Rachel into her bikini and proceeded to rub sunscreen all over her body though this wasn't the best of ideas because that just made Quinn kinda horny so that one backfired. During her mission Quinn wore very low neckline tops to show off her cleavage and tight short skirts that showed off her legs and ass. But alas Rachel was resisting temptation. Quinn wasn't very impressed.
The next day Quinn was walking down the hallway towards her bedroom when she heard an odd sound coming from the bathroom. She had just attempted her latest trick…doing her yoga exercises that the doctor told her to do…in her sports bra and short shorts.
Charlie was out so it wasn't her in the bathroom and therefore it could only be Rachel. So Quinn quietly crept up and pressed her ear to the door. She heard the sound again and there was no mistaking that sound. She had heard it a million times before. The blonde smirked as she turned the door handle and quickly opened the door.
Rachel let out a loud scream when she saw Quinn. The blonde just couldn't help but laugh. There was our dear Rachel standing by the bathtub with her hand down her pants.
"Ha! See! You love sex just as much as I do!" Quinn yelled
"Of course I love sex Quinn. I'm just not as vocal about it as you are" Rachel rolled her eyes
"I'm not that bad"
Rachel just gave her a look
"Ok maybe sometimes" Quinn mumbled
"Whatever...Quinn I need you on your knees and finish me off" Rachel demanded
Quinn smiled brightly and did as she was told
"Then you'll do me right?" She asked before she did anything
"Yeah, yeah sure whatever just...hurry up Quinn" Rachel muttered.
"And then this stupid no sex ban will be lifted?" Quinn asked full of hope
"No….this is just a…relapse" Rachel replied
Quinn frowned but didn't dwell on it because Rachel was giving her a chance to get her wet lady kisses on and so Quinn helped get Rachel's jeans off and then went for gold.
~~~ Marshall Residence ~~~
Hannah knelt down as she helped Cooper put his new shirt on and did up his shoe laces, it was Cooper's first day at pre-school and Hannah was a super proud mama. Max stood there telling Cooper all about school and what to expect.
"And they don't even let you go to the bathroom" He added
"Max, don't scare him. He's only joking Coop" Hannah quickly butted in giving her eldest a stern warning look.
The Aussie finished with the last button on his shirt and smiled at the little boy
"You look so grown up" Hannah told him trying not to get emotional.
"When is mommy getting here?" He signed
"Why is she coming?" Max asked angrily
"Max…your mother will be here because she is coming with us to take Cooper to school on his first day" Hannah told him
The boy just huffed and stomped out of the room to get his bag.
"Mommy will be here soon Cooper" Hannah replied to the boy's question.
His little face lit up and bounced around the room getting his stuff ready. Soon enough Becky had arrived at the house and was greeted with a big hug from Cooper as soon as Hannah opened the front door.
"Hey Cooper are you excited about today?" She asked
He nodded excitedly and Becky just laughed
"I'm surprised he has any energy, he barely slept last night he was too excited about today" Hannah added
"Aw well school is fun though right little man?" Becky asked
Cooper nodded again.
"Alright Coop go get Max and your bag so we can get a move on" Hannah told the boy
Becky put him down and he ran back into the house to get Max. Becky and Hannah just stood there awkwardly. They hadn't spoken much in the last two weeks. Only a 'hello' and 'goodbye' and 'what time am I picking the kids up?' And those times were pretty much only done by text messages.
"So…h-how have the boys been?" Becky asked awkwardly
"Fine…Cooper learnt a new song, he'll probably show you it when they stay at yours this weekend." Hannah replied
"Good…that's…good and Max?"
"Max is…Max" Hannah replied
Becky sighed and nodded. Their eldest child was not taking the separation very well. He was becoming more and more disobedient and there had been a lot more notes sent home from teachers about his poor behaviour. He was rude to Becky and sometimes gave Hannah the silent treatment.
Becky looked down she couldn't help but feel guilty all over again. None of this would be happening if it weren't for her. She then noticed something that kinda tore her heart open.
"You're not wearing your wedding ring" She mumbled
Hannah looked guilty and so she moved her hand to rest behind her but didn't respond. Becky looked up but Hannah couldn't look at her.
The ride to the school was kinda tense, they had decided beforehand to take one car and just go together. A few occupants in the car had wished that they had taken two instead. When they pulled up to the school Max jumped out saying a quick bye before running off to find his friends. Now that they were actually there Cooper looked a little scared.
Becky helped him get out of the car while Hannah grabbed his bag.
"You doing ok there mate?" Hannah asked her son
He nodded slightly and held his mommy's hand just a little tighter.
"Want us to take you to your classroom?" Becky asked
Cooper nodded again then held his other hand out to Hannah to take. The threesome moved into the school and looked for Cooper's room it wasn't hard to find, it was bright and colourful and his new teacher was standing by the door greeting her new students.
"Hello there" She smiled
"Hi, um this is Cooper" Becky replied
"Hello Cooper, I'm Miss Spencer" She said and signed as well.
Cooper smiled brightly at his new teacher, he wasn't sure if anybody knew sign language besides his family. Becky and Hannah were a little surprised. The school had told them that there would be a teacher's aid to help Cooper.
"My brother is deaf so I'm very fluent in sign language" She told them when she noticed their surprise
"Oh…well that's helpful" Hannah sighed in relief.
"And so I'm guessing you are Cooper's mothers?" She asked
"Yeah, I'm Becky and this is my wife Hannah" Becky quickly spoke up
Hannah didn't look all that impressed
"It's lovely to meet you both…now Cooper the first thing that we do when we get to class is find a spot for our bag over by the wall then find a toy to play with while we wait for the bell so can you go do that for me please after you say goodbye to your mommies?" Miss Spencer asked
Cooper nodded then gave his mothers a big hug and went off to find a spot for his bag.
"And he's gone" Hannah chuckled
"He's growing up too fast" Becky mumbled
"It's always harder for the parents" Miss Spencer quipped
"I hope he's gonna be ok with the other kids" Hannah worried
"Not to worry I plan to teach the children a few things in sign language as we go just so Cooper won't feel too left out and then it will be easier for him and the other students to communicate." Miss Spencer assured them
"Thanks" Becky smiled
"And then sometimes they don't even need that extra help" Miss Spencer added when she pointed to Cooper who was playing with another boy and having fun.
Hannah and Becky both smiled and looked like they were going to cry. Miss Spencer tried not to giggle at the pair so she said her goodbyes and went to greet the other students and their parents.
"He'll be ok, right?" Becky asked Hannah as she kept a watchful eye on her son
"He'll be right, he's a tough little Aussie battler" Hannah replied
Becky chuckled slightly to which Hannah did the same. They turned to look at each other realising that this had been the first time they actually held a conversation that didn't involve yelling or crying…there was even laughter Becky didn't want to get her hopes up but she couldn't help but think that maybe this was progress.
"I'll um...I'll pick him up after work today" Hannah mumbles after that slightly awkward silent moment
Becky nods.
"I was kinda hoping that maybe...I mean just for today that we...we could go out for dinner tonight as a family...for Cooper's first big day as a school boy." Becky hesitantly suggested.
"Becky-" Hannah sighed
"Please Hannah. Please can we just do this…at least for the boys" Becky pleaded
"It'll confuse them and make it worse when it's time to go home" Hannah replied sadly
Becky looked so dejected that it kinda broke Hannah's heart.
"Fine but just tonight." Hannah sighed
Becky couldn't help but smile brightly
"Thank you."
"But just so we're clear...this is about them, not us." Hannah stated
"I know" Becky nodded
"Ok well...I'll message you after I pick the boys up I guess"
"Ok...thanks again Han this means...so much to me"
Hannah slightly flinched at the nickname
"Like I said. It's for the boys" Hannah mumbled before turning to leave.
~~~ Shopping ~~~
Ben was what you would call an awesome son, he never got into trouble and always did as he was asked with her personality Santana was thanking every deity there was for not letting her children grow up to be like her…well Sofia had her moments but underneath it all Sofia was very much as soft as a fluffy kitten unlike Santana who was like…totally badass.
And so Ben was currently out food shopping with his Ma because she hated doing this type of shopping and Brittany was still at work so it was Santana's turn to do it. Ben was pushing the shopping trolley down the aisles while Santana threw random food into it. She did have a list but she was too badass for some stupid list.
"Ma we don't need all this chocolate" Ben told her when he looked down at the several bars of candy
"Yes we do" Santana quickly replied then threw one more in for good measure.
"It's not very healthy" He added
"Ben, when you start getting your rags and need chocolate like you need air to breath then you can talk to me about too much chocolate and its health benefits but in the meantime…shush" Santana replied
"Oh eww Ma I don't…That's…" Ben just shook his head and moved along the aisle
Santana just chuckled to herself at her son's reaction. While Ben was kinda running away from his mother he turned the corner and accidently crashed his shopping trolley into someone else's causing it to fall over.
"Oh my god I am so sorry" Ben rushed out then quickly bent down to pick it up again.
"Its ok" The woman said as she started picking up the few items she had
Ben grabbed the other items and placed them into the woman's trolley.
"Is that everything?" He asked
"I think so" She replied then turned to look at the person who had knocked her trolley down. When she recognised who it was she smiled
"Well hey…its you" She smiled
Ben then remembered why she looked so familiar and smiled in return
"H-Hi"
"We gotta stop meeting like this…first it's a drink now its my shopping…what's next? You'll crash into my car?" She laughed
"I hope not" Ben replied
"I…I mean I hope I don't…I mean not that I don't want to see you because I do…um…n-not in a creepy way because that would…what I mean to say is that…um…" Ben got all flustered
She just smiled at his adorable ramblings
"It's good to see you again Ben" She said to try and put him out of his misery
"You too Daisy…I'm sorry about your shopping" He softly replied
"It's ok…I'm sure it will survive. I'm glad we ran into each other though, that night at the bar I was meaning to get your number so I could call you...you know to give you your shirt back" She explained
"Oh um…no that's ok you can keep it…or throw it out, I don't mind"
"Don't be silly…so what's your number so I can get it washed and delivered back in one piece?" She asked
Ben grabbed his phone and handed it over to Daisy, she quickly added her number then pressed the call button. Her own phone rang and she saved the number.
"There, so what's your last name so I can add you in my contacts?" She asked
"Um…Lopez-Pierce…and yours?" He asked
"Bell" She replied
"Daisy Bell" He grinned
She rolled her eyes and sighed
"Yeah my parents thought it would be cute or something…honestly I think they were high at the time" Daisy laughed
Ben chuckled and finished adding her as a contact.
"Well Benny boy I have to get going but I will definitely be calling you…about your shirt." She smirked
"O-Ok" Ben nodded and gave her a small wave as she headed down the next aisle
The boy just sort of stood there but was startled when his Ma came up behind him
"Who's that?" She asked excitedly and with a hint of amusement.
"A girl" Ben mumbled as his cheeks turned pink
"Ooooh a girl…did you get her number?" She smirked
"Yes" He mumbled again
"Alright Benny." Santana smiled proudly then held her hand up for a high five
Ben rolled his eyes and reluctantly gave his Ma a high five.
"What's her name?" She then asked
"Daisy"
"What's she do?"
"She's studying to be a vet" He replied
"Does she have a nice rack?" Santana then asked.
"Ma!"
"What?"
Ben just sighed and pushed the trolley down the aisle away from his mother, again Santana just chuckled to herself.
~~~ Oh Quinn…you silly fool ~~~
Rachel was sitting at the kitchen table talking on the phone with a parent of one of her students about getting their permission slips signed and brought in as soon as possible so they could go to regionals that year. It was a lazy Saturday afternoon, Charlie was out with friends or with Flynn and it was just Rachel and Quinn at home.
"Ok Mr. Holtz Just as long as she brings it in on Monday...yes...ok bye" Rachel hung up and wrote some notes now in her folder when the doorbell rang
Rachel was a little surprised to find Beth standing on their door step
"Beth! Hi how are you? And how is the little one doing?" Rachel smiled then pulled the woman in for a hug.
"Hey Rachel I'm good thanks and so is the little thing" Beth laughed as she rubbed her growing belly
"Good, good…only a few more months now" Rachel smiled
"I know…I can't wait! How are you doing?" She asked
"I'm good...so what brings you by?" Rachel asked
"Oh I was on my way home and thought I'd just check to make sure you were still free for that Barbra marathon tomorrow"
"Of course! Quinn is all excited about the opening of the Buffy museum so I am all yours tomorrow and thank you so much for saving me from that nightmare" Rachel replied with a grateful smile
Beth just laughed
The two were interrupted when a very worried and pale looking Quinn came running down the stairs
"Quinn what's wrong?" Rachel asked
"Are you ok?" Beth asked straight after
"Um...I..." Quinn panted then let out a weird groaning sound
"Oh my god Quinn are you ill? You look flushed and your all sweaty is it your back?" Rachel replied looking worried
The brunette placed her hand on Quinn's forehead
"Your burning up too" She added
"Maybe you should sit down" Beth suggested
Quinn just shook her head and looked like she was in pain
"Should...Quinn we should take you to the doctors" Rachel instructed
"No!" Quinn let out a strangled cry
The blonde was breathing rather deeply and having trouble standing Rachel was getting really worried at this point
"Sweetie you don't look well let me take you to the hospital" Rachel insisted
"No" Quinn groaned
"Alright, Beth could you get us some water please" Rachel instructed
The young blonde nodded and quickly went to the kitchen
"Rach I ca-can't go to the hospital" Quinn panted out
"Why? Honey we need to know what's wrong"
"I know what's wrong" Quinn mumbled
"Well what is it then?" Rachel asked still thinking her wife needed medical attention
"I..." Quinn started but then let out a throaty moan and clenched her eyes together as she reached out to grab onto Rachel's arm to steady herself
Rachel stood there a little shocked after a few seconds Quinn recovered though she still looked slightly pained
"Quinn...did...did you just...did you just have an orgasm?" Rachel asked still a little shocked
Quinn winced and then nodded her head
"H-How? Why?" Rachel asked
"Rach I'm so fucking stupid" Quinn sobbed
"What do you mean?"
Quinn looked around to make sure Beth hadn't come back yet
"I was bored and...and horny so I...I used one of our toys and...baby it's stuck" Quinn cried
Rachel's eyes went wide then looked down at her wife crotch.
"Y-You mean?"
Quinn just nodded sadly
"H-How...how could a dildo get stuck?" Rachel whispered
"It's not a dildo" Quinn replied
"Then what did you stick up there?"
"It was the really small vibrator" Quinn mumbled
"What? Quinn! How could you be so...so stupid?" Rachel hissed
"I don't know" Quinn whined
"Rach I can't get it out" She then cried
That was when Beth came back into the room with the glass of water
"Are you ok?" Beth asked
"I'm fine...feeling better" Quinn lied through her teeth
"Are you sure?" she asked
"Yep! I just...I think it's just a little bit of food poisoning...I just need to rest" Quinn panted
"Ok." Beth didn't look too sure
"Ok so Beth I will see you tomorrow and I will make sure this one gets some rest" Rachel smiled
"Yeah...ok um...just keep your fluids up Quinn and if you still feel sick go see a doctor" Beth insisted
"Will do!" Quinn fake smiled
Once Beth was gone Quinn started to panic again
"Rach please you gotta get this thing out of me"
Rachel just sighed
"Honestly Quinn I don't know how you manage to get yourself into these situations"
"Well this is what happens when you deny me sex for a month" Quinn snapped
"Oh so it's my fault you got a vibrator stuck inside you?" Rachel snapped back
"Rach...please...can we fight after we get it out...it's still vibrating" Quinn whined
"You used the one with the broken remote control?" Rachel asked once again shocked at her wife's stupidity
"I was really horny ok!" Quinn hissed
"Alright let's just go upstairs" Rachel just sighed.
They reached their bedroom and Quinn laid on the bed while Rachel helped remove the blonde's pants.
This was not what Rachel thought she would be doing this afternoon. For over ten minutes Rachel tried to get it out but she just couldn't get to it or her fingers would slip and it went deeper and Quinn couldn't relax her muscles.
"Quinn I can't get to it" Rachel sighed
"B-But..."
"Maybe we should go to the hospital" Rachel suggested
"No! God that's too embarrassing!" Quinn yelled
"Well I can't get it out...do you want me to get Santana and Brittany?" Rachel asked
"A world of NO!" Quinn screamed
"Well then what are we going to do? You can't leave it in there"
Quinn huffed and silently cried to herself. Her body was exhausted
"Fine" Quinn finally relented
And so Rachel called up their friends for a really...really big favour.
Not long after that Santana and Brittany were standing in Quinn and Rachel's bedroom wondering why they were there and why was Quinn not wearing any pants.
Once Rachel explained the situation another ten minutes went by as they waited for Santana to stop laughing. After that both Santana and Brittany tried to remove the vibrator from inside Quinn but they too could just not get their fingers around it. Quinn was sobbing by this point.
"Maybe we should call Ducky...I mean she is a Pussy Doctor" Santana suggested
"NO! I will not have my niece anywhere near my...down there!" Quinn replied.
"Quinn we're running out of options" Rachel told her
And so Santana called her daughter and asked her to come to the Fabray house ASAP.
Not long after that Sofia arrived at the Berry-Fabray house with Grace. Santana and Rachel explained the situation and at first Sofia and Grace thought it was a joke...it's not a joke...but they sure wished it was a joke.
"You want me to...b-but she's my Aunt...she's my girlfriend's mother!" Sofia replied a little horrified.
Brittany stayed with Quinn in the bedroom trying to comfort the blonde who at random had another orgasm.
"That's seven right?" Brittany asks
Quinn winced and then nodded...her body was exhausted and she wasn't sure she could handle any more.
The door to the bedroom opened and Santana and Rachel came back in followed by Sofia and Grace.
"Oh god just kill me now" Quinn cried
Santana couldn't help but giggle.
"Shut up Santana" Quinn hissed
Grace looked as mortified as Quinn did and so she just looked at the floor.
"Ok can we please just get this over with and then drown ourselves in vodka to wipe it from our memories?" Rachel asked
There were a few nods and yeses
"Can there not be an audience? I mean I know you've all seen me naked before besides Grace and Sofia but can you all please leave?" Quinn asked
Sofia and Grace gave each other a weird look
"When did my mothers see you naked?" Sofia asked
"Never!" Quinn quickly replied
"Alright everybody out!" Rachel ordered
"Good luck" Brittany smiled at her daughter as she left the room.
The only people left in the room was Sofia and Quinn...yep this moment tops every other embarrassing moment in Quinn's life. You could cut the awkwardness with a chainsaw
"I'm really sorry about this Ducky" Quinn mumbled
"I think this will be slightly less awkward if you don't call me by my nickname...it feels less creepy" Sofia replied
"Ok...should I call you Dr. Pierce instead? Would that be more helpful?" Quinn asked
"No...that just makes it kinda kinky" Sofia quickly replied
"Right...sorry" Quinn muttered
Sofia just stood there not really knowing how to approach this kind of situation.
"Ok well...um...I-I guess you should..." Sofia stuttered then moved her hands to indicate that Quinn was still wearing pants. She had put them back on after Santana had called Sofia.
"Right...ok" Quinn replied
Sofia turned around to give Quinn some privacy...though really that was pretty pointless especially with what she was about to do but she figured she should just do it out of politeness. She also used this time to get herself ready. Her Ma had told her to bring her medical kit which was really just a fancy first aid kit. So she put her gloves on and grabbed some forceps. She grabbed some alcohol wipes and cleaned them.
"Are you ready?" Sofia asked
"I guess" Quinn mumbled
The young Latina took a deep breath and slowly turned around. Quinn was naked from the waist down but had put a towel over legs to cover herself up. Quinn at this point had turned into a big red tomato of embarrassment. Sofia gave her a weak encouraging smile.
Sofia took a few steps towards Quinn
"Wait!" Quinn held her hand out to stop her
"What?"
"I'll...I'll go to the hospital" Quinn replied
"Why?"
"Because I'd rather just embarrass myself there than put you through this." Quinn sighed
"Quinn it's fine. I'm just thinking of you as my patient and not my Aunt" Sofia told her
"But...I still think of you as my niece...although that is a little strange considering your also my daughter's girlfriend...which is another reason why this shouldn't be happening." Quinn rambled
"Quinn...calm down...it'll be super quick and then it will be over."
"But I used to take care of you when you were a baby! I changed your dippers for crying out loud!" Quinn added
"Yeah so that means technically you've seen my vag too so let's just call it even" Sofia replied
"Oh god" Quinn whined
Sofia moved closer to the bed and sat on her knees and waited.
"Come on Quinn it'll be so quick you won't even feel it"
"Fine" She huffed
"Ok now speed 'em" Sofia smirked
"Not helping Sofia" Quinn grumbled
"I'm sorry...I'm using humour to deflect the awkwardness that we have found ourselves to be in"
"I know but please don't...let's just...not say anything" Quinn replied
Sofia nodded
Quinn sighed and braced herself for the inevitable and moved her legs apart.
"I need you to bend your knees...just think of it as a regular pap-smear test" Sofia instructed
Quinn just nodded and did as she was told, the towel was still covering her up and so Sofia gently moved it out of the way.
From then on it was the most embarrassing and awkward couple of minutes...ever! Sofia kept saying to herself that this was not her Aunty Q this was just a random person who she didn't know and she was not her girlfriend's mother. She was doing a medical procedure of some sort and nothing else! She was definitely not looking at her girlfriend's mother's vag.
Quinn made the mistake of looking down and just seeing Sofia between her legs was so very, very wrong.
"Oh god this is so wrong" Quinn cringed then squeezed her eyes shut.
Sofia focused on what she was doing trying to make this as quick as possible but also being very careful. She wasn't a proper doctor yet and if something went wrong though highly unlikely she could kiss her doctor career goodbye. She grabbed the forceps and prepared Quinn and I could go into much more detail about how Sofia had to insert two fingers to spread Quinn out and then prod around till she found it but that would be far too awkward and embarrassing so I won't be doing that!
"Ok I'm going to...remove it now so I need you to try and relax" She informed the blonde
Quinn just nodded and prayed for this to be some awful nightmare. But then it got even worse
Quinn's eyes snapped open
"Oh no" she called out
"What?" Sofia looked up a little alarmed at the tone of voice Quinn had used
"Did I hurt you?" She then asked
"No...Uh..." Quinn panted
Sofia's eyes went wide as she realized what was happening...or about to happen.
"Do you want me to pull it out before or after?" She quickly asked
"Af...Oh god!" Quinn's body went rigid as once again pleasure swept through her body...that would be number eight.
After it wore off Quinn slumped back down on the bed feeling even more mortified than before.
"Wow" Sofia mumbled to herself
"Just get it outta me please" Quinn begged
"Kay" Sofia nodded
And so after a few attempts Sofia finally got the forceps around the vibrator and pulled it out. Quinn sighed in relief
"Oh thank god"
Sofia placed it on the bed then closed Quinn's legs placing the towel back on her.
"Thank you Sofia" Quinn then said
"That's ok...but...since you climaxed and I was kinda...inside you...does that mean we cheated on our girlfriend and wife?" She asked
Quinn looked mortified all over again
Then followed an even more awkward silence if that was even possible.
"Maybe we should just never mention that part" Sofia mumbled
"Never!" Quinn agreed
Sofia nodded then turned back around so Quinn could get dressed Sofia pulled her gloves off and threw them into a plastic bag to be thrown away.
After a few minutes they left the bedroom to find the others standing out in the hallway waiting.
Quinn couldn't look at anyone while Sofia was struggling as well.
"Now...have we learned our lesson dear Quinnie?" Santana was the first to break the silence
Quinn looked up and just glared at her friend.
"Can we have that vodka now?" Sofia asked
And so that afternoon the six of them passed out in the living room finishing off as much vodka as they could handle.
Moral of the story…never deny Quinn sex for a month.
~~~ Baby Blues ~~~
After waking up the next day with a massive hangover Grace and Sofia headed home, Grace was going to go to the Buffy museum with her mom but after yesterday she wasn't sure she could look at her mother for a few days. The two entered their home and headed for the kitchen for coffee…lots of coffee.
"God I can't believe you saw my mom's vag" Grace cringed
"I know…although it was a very nice looking vag" Sofia replied
Grace just looked horrified
"Please never use those words in a sentence ever again!"
"Well I'm just saying…yours is better though" Sofia quickly replied
Grace just shook her head and went back to her coffee while Sofia went through the mail.
"Oh hey we got Beth's baby shower invitation" Sofia held it up
Grace just nodded
"What do you want to get her?" Sofia asked
"I don't know…we could just give her some money I guess" Grace mumbled
"Gracie that's not a very good gift. We should get like…some toys or some baby clothes or something they have these adorable little shoes and socks in Target the other day." Sofia grinned
"Why are you looking at baby stuff?" Grace asked
"I…I didn't I mean…I just passed it by and…had a look is all" Sofia mumbled
"Ok well I'm going to take a shower" Grace got up and headed to the bathroom.
Sofia sighed and got up to put the invitation on the fridge.
Later that night Grace and Sofia were lying together slightly out of breath in bed after a very fun filled night of doing a lot of things that would make anyone blush
"That...was...like the best...ever" Sofia puffed
"I hear ya" Grace agreed
"When did you get so flexible?" Sofia asked
"My assistant told me I should get my team into yoga" Grace explained
"Remind me to thank your assistant" Sofia sighed as she snuggled up to Grace resting her head on her chest.
"I think it also helps that you pretty much know everything about vaginas" Grace giggled
"I told you I was serious...and you have been a very helpful and willing study partner so thank you" Sofia smirked
Grace just laughed. The two settled down as they started to get sleepy.
"Gracie?"
"Mmm?"
"I know we've talked about this before but..." Sofia spoke nervously
"But?" Grace mumbled
"I want...I want a family...with you. I want us to have kids" Sofia stuttered
Grace's eyes snapped open and Sofia felt her go rigid.
"Sofia...I don't want to fight" Grace sighed
"Then don't fight" Sofia sat up
Grace sighed heavily and sat up as well
"Sofia we just had a really awesome sex marathon please can we not do this now?"
"Well when then? You keep avoiding the topic" Sofia replied getting annoyed
"Because I don't want to talk about it"
"Really? I hadn't noticed" Sofia snapped
Grace sighed then got out of bed
"Where are you going?" Sofia asked
"I'm sleeping in the spare room tonight" Grace mumbled
"You know what fine! Just run away" Sofia hissed
Grace paused and glared at the Latina then grabbed her clothes and stormed out of their bedroom.