Sorry about the long waits between the chapters.
New Glee episode...Once again not enough Naya! Also my dislike...or loathing of Mr. Shue continues to grow. Also Kurt is being such a douche-bag to Rachel. And Mike...nawww, that's all I have to say. Not happy about the long wait for the new episode though
~~~ Awww ~~~
After their epic night together Grace and Sofia finally got out of bed. Grace had made them pancakes for breakfast as they sat outside to eat them. Sofia couldn't help but notice Grace looking slightly fidgety as she sat there off in her own little world.
"Gracie...everything ok?" She asked
"Hmm? Y-Yeah sure. Why wouldn't it be?" Grace quickly replied
The Latina just quirked her eyebrow and went back to her food. Grace had already finished hers and just sat there gently tapping her fingers on the table, it was a nervous twitch she would sometimes have it didn't go unnoticed by the girl sitting opposite her.
After eating her last piece of pancake Sofia couldn't take it any longer.
"Ok, Grace what is up?" She asked
"Nothing"
"Na uh, not gonna work. Just tell me" Sofia replied
Grace sighed and then took a deep breath before she thrust a black velvet box towards her fiancée. Sofia was slightly shocked but she couldn't stop the big smile that started to form from the knowledge of what was inside the box to the adorableness of Gracie's nerves.
"Open it" Grace nervously told her as she started to bite her thumb nail.
Grace was extremely nervous about this. She hopes that Sofia likes it.
Sofia gently opened the box and she didn't think it was possible but her smile grew tenfold and even a few tears began to form in her eyes.
"Oh my god...Gracie" Sofia's voice cracked as her emotions took over.
She knew they were already engaged their parents had already started and practically finished their wedding plans but now that she had a ring and not just any ring it was a fricking rock! It all just seemed more real. That they were finally getting married.
"Do you like it?" Grace hesitantly asked
Sofia stood up, grabbed the ring and then pretty much threw herself onto Grace's lap and crashed their lips together. Totally taking Grace by surprise.
"I love it! I love you!" Sofia practically yelled with a laugh.
She handed the ring to Grace so she could put it on her. Sofia held out her left hand as Grace slowly slid the ring on then pressed a soft kiss to it once it was firmly in place.
~~~ All Together Now...Awww ~~~
Becky had slept on the couch that night as she offered her bed for Hannah to sleep in. Her apartment wasn't very big. It only had two bedrooms so Max and Cooper had to share whenever they came to stay with their mom.
Hannah told her that she didn't have to give up her bed and that she could have stayed on the couch or gone back home but Becky insisted and besides she wanted to spend more time with her wife the next day.
The blonde was woken up when a little hand started poking her in the stomach. She cracked open one eye and saw her youngest standing there with a big smile. Becky smiled back at her little boy.
"Hey Coop" she mumbled
"Morning mommy" He signed
It didn't upset her as much as it used to the fact that she would never hear her son speak but every now and then she would get upset about it. When the doctors told her and Hannah that he had a tumour on his larynx they both freaked out and were absolutely terrified. After his surgery Becky kind of went through a denial phase not believing that her son will never talk. But with Hannah's help and her friends she got through it.
He was a fast learner when it came to sign language which was helpful for the young boy but Becky and Hannah are both worried that he will struggle at school because he is still limited when it comes to communicating.
Becky sat up and pulled Cooper onto her lap.
"Is your brother awake?" Becky asked
Cooper shook his head.
"Hmm...is mama awake?" she asked
Once again he shook his head
"How about we go wake them up" Becky replied
They got up from the couch and tipped toed towards the main bedroom where Hannah was sleeping. Becky opened the door and for a moment she just looked at her wife fast asleep she had a pretty big bed but Hannah was curled up on the right side just like she always did.
Becky looked down at her son and gave him a small nod. The boy smiled then ran up to the bed and jumped onto his Ma.
Hannah woke up screaming, Becky and Cooper just laughed. Once Hannah realized what woke her up she grabbed onto Cooper and started tickling him. The little boy just laughed as he tried to squirm away.
After waking up Max in a very similar fashion the family of four headed to the kitchen for their breakfast.
It just felt so normal and it was as if nothing had happened. Becky could not be any happier and if she was honest Hannah felt the same.
After breakfast the boys went to go get changed while their mothers cleaned up. Max helped his little brother pick out his clothes and helped him put them on. Max loved being a big brother, he was fiercely loyal and protective of him more so because he was a little different to the other kids. Cooper idolized his big brother; he thought he was super smart and really brave and strong. They got on really well and were very much like best friends even though there was a big age gap between them. Hannah and Becky were lucky to have such amazing sons.
"Are mom and mama getting back together?" Cooper asked his brother
"I'm not sure Coop" Max replied with a sigh
"Don't you want them back together?" Cooper asked a little sadly
"I just wish none of this happened." The older boy replied as he tied Cooper's shoes up.
The little boy tapped Max on the shoulder to get him to look up.
"I want mommy to come home" He signed
After a beat Max signed back.
"Me too"
Out in the kitchen Hannah put away the last bowl while Becky wiped down the counter. The blonde was itching to say something but she was so god damn nervous. She didn't know why they had been together for ten years why the hell is she terrified to ask Hannah out on a date...probably because she is still terrified that Hannah will change her mind...I mean she still hasn't put her wedding ring back on...maybe it was too soon for that...but it still hurt to think that Hannah had taken them off and was dead set to go ahead with the divorce. All of that just showed Becky that Hannah was ready to leave her for good at one point...but she told her that she was willing to give Becky a second chance so that is what Becky was holding onto.
"Sooo...got any plans for the week?" Becky asked trying to be as casual as she could.
"Not much just work" Hannah replied
"Oh...so did...did you maybe want to...like...I mean w-we could...if you want...we could-" Becky stumbled
"Bec...just spit it out" Hannah chuckled
"Will you go out with me?" Becky quickly asked feeling like a complete dork.
Hannah tried to hide her smirk at how adorkable her wife was being right now.
"What do you mean?" Hannah teasingly asked
"W-Well like...I..." Becky stopped when Hannah couldn't hold in her giggle.
"Shut up that was mean!" Becky huffed
"I'm sorry, you looked like a nervous pre-teen school boy trying to ask out the popular high school girl to prom" Hannah laughed
Becky just pouted.
"This is hard for me" The blonde grumbled
"Why?"
"Because...we never really dated. I mean the only reason we got together was because we hooked up at Quinn and Rachel's wedding anniversary and then we just sort of became a couple." Becky replied
"Well I think it was a bit more special than just a random hook up. I mean we did get married after all" Hannah replied
"I know...It's just...your my wife. I feel weird asking you out on a date...we're married. Not dating" Becky rambled.
"I think it would be a good idea though" Hannah replied
"Dating?"
Hannah nodded
"It'll be good...we can...reconnect" she added
"Ok...so...will you go out on a date with me?" Becky asked a little more confidently
"I would love to" Hannah smiled
~~~ Getting Back To Normal ~~~
After Rachel's breakdown in the kitchen the two women made a light dinner and sat down to talk. They talked about everything. Quinn got Rachel to open up about that day, what she felt, what she was feeling now. The brunette told Quinn what she told Santana, that she felt like she had been grieving, that she felt as though she had lost Quinn. It was all really emotional there were tears, there were hugs and kisses and lots of tissues. It felt good to finally be open about what they were both feeling. Quinn couldn't shake off her guilt though. She hated seeing her wife hurt and she hated it even more when she was the one hurting her especially after promising Rachel so many years ago that she would never do that to her again.
They stayed downstairs cuddled up together on the couch watching a movie, though they were both emotionally drained they just ended up falling asleep wrapped up in each other's arms once again.
It was around ten o'clock when Charlie came home from her date with Flynn, she would have been home sooner but she decided to go for a bit of a drive to clear her mind. She could hear the TV as she entered the house, she didn't think her parents would still be up so she went in to join them. But once she realized they had fallen asleep she just turned off the TV and wrapped a blanket around her moms.
Charlie was so happy that her mom was back home. She was getting worried about her Ma. She had noticed the way she looked tired all the time and she had lost that spark in her eyes that she always had. She had her doubts that her Ma would be able to cope if anything happen to Quinn. Charlie didn't even think she could cope if her mom had died.
The youngest Fabray gently kissed her parents goodnight before she headed up to her room. She grabbed a quick shower and got ready for bed out if habit she checked her phone there were two messages. One from Flynn and one from Ben.
F:pick u up 1pm 4 minigolf :D
Charlie hated that Flynn couldn't use proper words and grammar when he texted her. He even did it when they were Sexting and that just made things confusing because half the time she didn't understand what he was trying to say.
B:See you early in the morning with coffee and muffins...and some details! lol
Charlie just smiled at Ben's message she was happy that he was happy...though she would totally have to do the best friend thing of making sure Daisy was good enough for her Ben. She had a checklist and everything!
That morning Rachel woke up with a stiff neck from falling asleep awkwardly on the couch with Quinn but she didn't mind so much as she just loved waking up and seeing Quinn right there with her. She kissed her wife's lips to wake her up which it did as it always did.
"Morning" Rachel smiled
"Mornin" Quinn yawned
"What time is it?" she then asked
Rachel turned to look at the clock and winced at the pain in her neck.
"It's 7:46" She replied
"What's wrong with your neck?" Quinn asked
"It's nothing just slept funny that's all"
"Want me to give you a massage?" Quinn offered
"That's ok sweetie, I'll go make us some breakfast and get your meds, while you my lovely lady stay here" Rachel told her as she got up.
"M'kay" Quinn mumbled as she tried not to go back to sleep
"And you can give me that massage later" Rachel added with a wink before she left the room
Quinn just had a lazy smile on her face as her eyes slowly closed again.
Rachel found Charlie in the kitchen already making some coffee.
"You're up early"
"Yeah I'm meeting Ben this morning he's gonna tell me all about his date last night" Charlie replied
"Ben had a date?" Rachel asked
Charlie nodded
"And you're ok with that?" Rachel then asked
Charlie paused...that was an odd question
"What do you mean? Why wouldn't I be ok with that?" She asked her Ma.
"No reason" Rachel quickly replied
"Ma?"
"I just...look Charlie you know I'm more...let's just call it 'modern' when it comes to relationships whereas your mom is more...well traditional." Rachel replied
"Yeah ok?" Charlie was confused
"What I'm getting at is that...I know some friendships between two people of the opposite sex can sometimes...get blurred"
"Ma what are you talking about?" Charlie asked still completely confused
"Well...I've often wondered about you two" Rachel replied
Her daughter gave her a look to say that she still wasn't getting it.
"I just figured the two of you would have...I don't know...experimented with each other" Rachel replied
"Ma!" Charlie looked slightly mortified
"I mean you two are awfully close Charlie...I wasn't the only one thinking it" Rachel defended
"So what just because were super close that means that we've slept together?" Charlie asked
"Well you both were hormonal teenagers at one point."
"So? Ma this is just ridiculous. Your super close with Aunty B and Aunt San does that automatically mean that you've slept with them too?" Charlie asked
Rachel's face dropped and her cheeks slightly burned
"You told her about the foursomes? Rachel we promised to never tell anyone!" Quinn asked slightly horrified as she entered the kitchen catching only that last part of what Charlie had said.
Rachel's eyes went wide in horror as did Charlie's. Quinn looked mortified and also slightly confused.
"You had sex with my Aunts?" Charlie practically yelled in horror
"Quinn I told you to stay where you were" Was all Rachel could say at that point.
"I need...oh god the images! I gotta go this is just freaking me out right now" Charlie cringed as she grabbed the two coffee mugs and practically ran out of the house.
A dead silence hung in the kitchen as Rachel and Quinn just stood there.
"Coffee?" Quinn hesitantly asked as she held up the coffee pot
Rachel just glared at her wife who just gave her a sheepish and apologetic smile.
~~~ The Original Sweet Lady Kisses ~~~
"Hmmm I love your sweet lady kisses" Brittany whispered in contentment
The blonde was currently laying on her back with her wife half on top of her and half on the bed. Santana was gently kissing Brittany's neck as Brittany ran her hands through dark brown hair.
"Hmm it's a nice break from all that scissoring" Santana smirked as she went back to kissing her wife.
"We should totally do this more often" Brittany replied
"What? Make out instead of scissoring? I only said that because I kinda need to rest a bit I mean I know I'm like a total stud and all but I'm still human" Santana smirked
Brittany just giggled
"No silly...I meant we should go away more often. Like...we should go to a spa or something...or book a short holiday...just the two of us. Our babies are all grown now so we won't feel guilty for not taking them with us" Brittany explained
"Oh...yeah that sounds like a good idea...your super sexy when you get all smart baby" Santana purred into her wife's neck.
They had spent all day Saturday in bed after going down memory lane. Remembering their first time and all the heartache they went through then the more happy moments when Santana officially asked Brittany to be her one and only. Of course this was done privately and it wouldn't be a while later until it was public knowledge but it was still one of the happiest days of their lives.
Brittany couldn't help but fall more and more in love with her wife, she didn't think it was possible and she kinda felt bad for telling her that she wasn't very romantic anymore. But then if she had never said anything then they wouldn't be where they are right now.
It was Sunday morning and they were still cuddling together sharing sweet lady kisses.
"I don't want to go back home" Brittany mumbled
"Me neither." Santana agreed
"When do we have to leave?"
"Our plane takes off at 5pm today" Santana replied she was dreading the flight back home.
"Well...can we just stay in bed together all day till then?" Brittany asked
"Of course...but first we should shower together...get some food and then get back into bed" Santana replied
"Good plan" Brittany smiled
~~~ Coffee & Muffins ~~~
Charlie smiled brightly when she saw Ben approach her with two muffins. She was currently sitting in Ben's old treehouse it was kind of their spot. They had redecorated it when they were around 16 it now had a feature wall covered in their awards and accomplishments.
The tall boy took a seat next to Charlie and handed her a chocolate chip muffin while she handed him his coffee. They both smiled as a thank you and started in on their breakfast.
"So...how did it go?" Charlie asked
"Really well...Daisy is a fun girl" He replied
"And?" Charlie prodded
"And what?" He chuckled
"Was it romantic? Did you guys hold hands did you kiss her goodnight?" She asked
"Well it was the karaoke bar so not all that romantic...yes I held her hand and she kinda kissed me goodnight" He replied with a blush
Charlie just smiled
"Are you going to see her again?" She asked
"I don't know...I just want to keep is casual you know? Just...go out and have some fun" He replied
"Well you have to introduce me to her so I can make sure she's good enough to even just hang out with you" Charlie smiled
Ben just laughed and nodded. The two continued their muffins and coffees. It was nice, the awkwardness of the last week had gone and they were back to being Ben and Charlie. It was how Charlie liked it, just the two of them.
Ben gathered the rubbish and put it into a plastic bag then put on some music as they lounged around together in their treehouse.
"Oh hey guess what I found out this morning" Charlie spoke up
"What?"
"Ok but it's like super gross and just wrong" Charlie warned
"Do I really want to know then?" He asked
Charlie nodded
"I can't be the only one to know...if I have to suffer then you have to suffer with me. It's like the rules of being best friends" she replied
Ben just chuckled then nodded for Charlie to continue
"Mom let it slip that my mothers and your mothers had a foursome"
"You mean they all had sex with each other?" He asked in horror
Charlie nodded
"Oh my god eww! Why? That's just...why?" Ben asked
Charlie just shrugged
"Who knows but I can't ever look at them the same way knowing what I now know" Charlie replied with a shiver.
Ben just nodded in agreement.
~~~Let's Get Physical ~~~
After the awkwardness of breakfast Rachel and Quinn got ready for the day. Rachel had it all planed out with Quinn's various exercises to strengthen her heart back up again as well as spending quality time with each other. Because it was just over a week since she had her heart attack Quinn couldn't do that much exercising so she had to slowly build herself up so to begin with Rachel had them go for a nice stroll down the street.
"This is rather exciting" Rachel beamed as she did a few stretches
Quinn looked quite doubtful
"It's just a walk Rach"
"I know…but it'll be fun…we could be that couple that always goes for walks…we can meet the rest of the neighbours! We've lived here for so long and we only know a few of them which is rather disappointing because this neighbourhood is so nice and has been for over thirty years" Rachel rambled
Once again Quinn did not look that pleased, in fact she actually cringed
"Ugh why do we need to meet new people? I like the people we already know we don't need to add to that." She replied
"Quinn…these people are our neighbours" Rachel frowned
"Yeah but…still…I hate meeting new people because then you have to go through the stupid ritual of small talk and I hate small talk" Quinn whined
"Quinn stop being so anti-social it's not at all attractive"
The blonde just sighed heavily
"Can't we just go for a walk around the back yard?" Quinn asked
"No, that's boring…come on Quinn this will be fun, why are you so reluctant about this?" Rachel asked
"I don't know maybe because the last time I went out of this house to exercise I had a heart attack and died" Quinn snapped
Rachel sighed and came up to her wife
"Quinn, I'm sorry I know this must be…a strange situation to be in…I'm a little anxious too but the only way to get through it is to…just do it" Rachel spoke softly as she rubbed soothing circles on her wife's back.
"I'm scared Rachel" Quinn mumbled
"Of what?"
"Of dying…of leaving you and our kids…I don't want another heart attack, I want to be here to walk my daughter down the aisle I want to see Gracie get married, I want to see all my kids get married and start their own families…I want to be sitting in an old rocking chair holding your hand when were in our nineties in matching jogging suites with purple hair complaining about not getting enough Jell-O and making fun of Santana using a walking frame while Brittany whizzes by in her old lady scooter" Quinn rambled as a few tears fell
"Honey…I know you want all these things, I want all of these things…except for the purple hair and I'll always make sure that we will never be without Jell-O." Rachel smiled
Quinn chuckled as she wiped away a few tears
"But you need to do this…we need to get you back to being the strong and healthy Quinn…ok?" Rachel added softly
The blonde nodded, Rachel pulled her in for a comforting hug and gently kissed her wife's lips.
"Now…get your sexy but out that door" The brunette smirked
It was tough but they finally made it out of the house and off on their walk down the street. It was just a slow walk but it was nice. The weather was pleasant as they walked hand in hand. Unfortunately they didn't meet any of the neighbours but there's always tomorrow!
Quinn was exhausted when they got back so Rachel sent her off to have a rest while she had a quick shower. Quinn was napping on their bed when Rachel came into their room wrapped up in a towel and softly humming to herself. Quinn slowly rose from her nap as she watched her wife move about the room and got dressed. It was no secret that Quinn loved Rachel's body everybody and their dog knew this…but a wave of panic went through Quinn when she realised that while she watched her wife she felt absolutely no desire to do anything, in fact the thought of touching her wife terrified her. She knows the doctors told her that she was fully capable to have sex a few weeks after her heart attack but Quinn knew her heart would always beat extremely fast when she was with her wife she had always thought that it was abnormally fast but never really thought much of it. What if it set off another heart attack? She couldn't do that she couldn't die during sex!
~~~ I Can See What's Happening…And They Don't Have A Clue ~~~
Ben and Charlie sang at the top of their lungs as they sang along to the music of the Wizard of Oz. They were doing a duet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow, it was Charlie's number one song. Ben let Charlie belt out the last big note he always loved listening to her sing she would always put so much emotion into it and her voice was just amazing and powerful and yet it can be so soft and delicate at the same time. Charlie loved singing with Ben he had always been her perfect leading man, as his voiced changed with his age it dropped to be a smooth sexy tenor borderline bass. It was deep and rich when he hit the low notes and fit her voice so perfectly. The song came to an end and they both smiled at each other when it was over.
"I hope they bring the show back to Broadway…you'd make the perfect Dorothy" Ben told her
"It would be big shoes to fill…big ruby sparkly shoes" Charlie chuckled
"You were born for that role Charlie" Ben replied
"Well you'd be a good Scarecrow…or even the Tin Man" Charlie smiled
"More like the cowardly Lion" Ben mumbled
Charlie frowned, she hated that Ben was still insecure about himself. Even though things had gotten better at elementary school he was still teased and bullied just not to the extent he used to be before Toby stepped in. High school was worse, even though Charlie missed having him at school she was glad that he went off to the Ballet College for two years because at least there he wouldn't get bullied, but unfortunately the bullying stuck with him and brought down his confidence.
"You're too amazing to be a stupid cowardly lion Ben" Charlie told him
They were interrupted when Charlie's phone started ringing, she quickly grabbed it, it was a message from Flynn, she quickly read it and replied before turning her phone off.
"It was just Flynn" She explained
"Oh…aren't you guys going out today?" He asked
"We were but….I'm so not in the mood for mini-golf" She cringed at the thought
Ben just laughed and nodded he wasn't a fan either.
"Come on let's get our Lion King on" Charlie smiled brightly
"The Lion King?" He asked
"Yeah…all this talk about Lions made me think of it…you can be Mufasa with your sexy deep voice" She added as she turned to set the music up
"But Mufasa doesn't have a song" Ben replied
"Well…you can be Scar then…his voice is deep and sexy too and also you can be Simba" Charlie replied
"And who will you be?" Ben asked
"Nala of course" Charlie smiled
"Alright…but you have to do the African chant with me during The Circle Of Life" Ben smirked
"You know I suck at that" Charlie pouted
"There is nothing you can't do well Charlotte Berry-Fabray" Ben replied with a smile
~~~ That Night ~~~
Sofia sat there a little shocked at what her brother had just told her about their mothers and their aunts.
"Well now that you think about it this doesn't surprise me" She said after that dead silence
Ben looked confused
"What do you mean?"
"Well I've always thought their relationship was kinda strange and weirdly close. So the fact that they've all had sex with each other doesn't surprise me." She replied
"Doesn't it freak you out though? I mean...that's our mothers...With our Aunts!"
"Look Benny...the amount of times I saw Mami with her hands on Aunty Q's boobs was enough to tell me that something was going on. And it was totally obvious that Mom and Aunty Rach had a thing for each other. Mom likes her brunette's and Aunty Rach loves her blondes. It's the same with Ma and Aunty Q." Sofia explained.
"But doesn't that mean they have cheated on each other...with each other?" Ben asked
"No...Clearly they all knew about it and wanted to do it and they are all still together" Sofia replied
"I can't get over how ok you are with this" Ben muttered
Sofia just shrugged
"You only live once" she added
"So what you would have a foursome with two of your best friends?" Ben asked
"I don't know...it might be weird considering Hannah and Grace have already slept together...and me and Becky? No...just...no" Sofia chuckled
Just then the front door opened and their mothers came into the kitchen wrapped up in each other's arms. Ben stood up and took their bags as he gave his mothers a kiss hello.
"God you two are like a couple of newlyweds...it's not gonna get all weird and sexual is it?" Sofia asked
"Jealous much?" Santana teased
"Not really...me and Gracie are doing very well in that department" Sofia smirked
"Did you enjoy your weekend?" Ben asked trying to change the topic.
"It was amazing! Your Mami is a total romantic" Brittany gushed
Santana tried not to blush
"Naww" Sofia teased as she pinched her Ma's cheek
Santana tried to smack her hand away but Sofia was too fast. The younger Latina just laughed and moved away.
"So what about you guys?" Brittany asked
"Yeah Ben how was your date?" Santana added
"It was great...we had a lot of fun" He blushed slightly
"Did you remember to wear a condom?" Santana asked bluntly and totally serious
"Ma!" Ben looked mortified
Brittany just slapped her on the arm
"What?" Santana asked
"Just ignore her...I'm glad it went well Benny" Brittany smiled
"Thanks" Ben smiled back
"So what about you Ducky?" Santana asked
"Oh nothing much" Sofia replied coyly as she bought her left hand up to swipe away a strand of hair showing off her engagement ring
Brittany's jaw dropped, she let go if her wife and ran up to her daughter grabbing her hand to look at the ring.
"Holy shit Ducky! That thing is gorgeous!" Brittany yelled
Sofia just laughed it was very uncharacteristic for her mother to swear.
Santana came over to look as well.
"Fuck!"
Yeah it wasn't uncharacteristic for her Mami to swear though.
"You are one lucky puta Ducky" Santana added
"I know" Sofia beamed
The Lopez-Pierce family then settled down for their Sunday family meal that Ben and Brittany prepared together while Santana helped some Sofia stayed clear...she could do the drinks.
"Ben pass me the pasta sauce please" Santana asked
He handed over the jar and went back to chopping up the mushrooms. Santana was struggling with opening the jar but didn't want to ask for help because she was stubborn like that...and she liked to pretend she was like the Alpha in the family when really that was Brittany but Shh don't tell Santana that.
Brittany noticed her wife struggling so she nudged Ben to help her. Ben chuckled softly as he watched his Ma sitting there fighting with the equally stubborn sauce jar. He walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder but it startled her making her let go of the jar, flinging her arm back hitting Ben in the groin with her elbow. The poor boy yelled out in pain as he crouched over. Santana looked shocked and quickly got up.
"Oh my god Ben I am so sorry!"
"What did you do?" Sofia asked she had been in the other room
"It was an accident!" Santana cried
"I need ice" Ben winced as tears started to form in his eyes
Brittany ran to the freezer to get some ice.
"Santana you broke his baby maker!" Brittany said in horror.
"I didn't mean too" Santana replied
Santana and Sofia helped Ben to sit down which was quite painful. Brittany came over and handed her son the ice wrapped up in a dishcloth. He gently placed it on his lap hissing in pain as he did so.
"Do you want to go to the hospital?" Brittany asked
"No mom...I'll be ok" he replied
"Well Ducky is a doctor get her to have a look" Santana offered
Both Ben and Sofia looked horrified by that.
"Ma I don't want my sister looking at my...stuff I don't need a doctor"
"And besides there is a reason why I'm called a Pussy Doctor. I work with pussies not dicks!" Sofia added
"Ok, ok geez it was just a suggestion" Santana replied with a huff
"I'll be fine in a minute" Ben said
"Are you sure?" Brittany asked
The boy just nodded
"You know I have like ten different blue balls jokes going through my head right now" Santana chuckled
Everyone just glared at her after that.
"I'll just go finish cooking the food" She quickly mumbled then ran back into the kitchen to avoid getting yelled at.
A few minutes later Santana came back into the lounge holding the pasta sauce jar and subtly asked her son to open it for her.
~~~ Oh The Awkwardness! ~~~
There had been many...and I mean many awkward dinners at the Berry-Fabray house over the years that Rachel had lost count. Like that time when Toby and Maya got caught doing naughty things in the pool just before dinner by Quinn. Or that time Rachel and Quinn got caught by Beth in the bathroom. The worst was probably Christmas lunch in 2036. When everybody tried to ignore the fact that they all heard Sofia and Grace going at it like Vikings the night before...But right now this tops that unfortunate night…well for Charlie anyways.
Charlie in all her years had been spared from finding herself in embarrassing situations a thing she prided herself on considering all the bad luck in her family...but unfortunately she couldn't escape it forever. The youngest Berry-Fabray couldn't even look at her mothers right now because she was still horrified by what had been reviled earlier that morning. Quinn just kept her eyes on the table avoiding everything. Even Rachel was still mortified.
Beth, Grace and Toby all could feel the tension and awkwardness but they didn't know why.
"Ok what's going on?" Toby asked as he cut up Ally's food
"Nothing!" Quinn quickly replied
"Mom you're a terrible liar" Grace replied
When Quinn didn't say anymore everyone was intrigued because if Quinn was refusing to even say anything due to her word vomit that means it's a real doozy.
"Ma?" Toby asked
But Rachel didn't say a word either
"Charlie?" Beth asked. She could see the poor girl silently cringing the whole time
"Do not open your mouth Charlotte Berry-Fabray" Rachel warned
"Ooh I so want to know now" Toby smirked
"You really don't" Charlie mumbled
"Ok enough talking let's just finish our food and everyone can go home" Quinn interrupted before anything else was said
Toby was about to add something when Quinn cut him off
"Do not anger the woman who had a heart attack" She warned
"Mom...that's such a cop out" Toby pouted
"Deal with it" Quinn smirked in triumph
"Want another lettuce leaf?" He teased as he shoved a piece of stake in his mouth
Quinn glared at her son. Toby just smiled smugly at her, his mouth full of masticated meat and gravy. It was rather disgusting. Quinn just threw her carrot at him, getting him right between the eyes. Ally just giggled at her daddy's reaction.
"Quinn don't throw your food" Rachel scolded
"He started it" Quinn mumbled
After Rachel gave them all a warning glare the topic was dropped and everyone just sat there eating in silence. After their meal Rachel and Quinn washed up while Charlie escaped to her room. Toby placed Ally in Rachel's arms before she could protest as the remaining Fabray children ran up the stairs to bombard poor Charlie. Well Beth had to waddle but she got there in the end.
Toby barged through his little sister's room and jumped on her bed nearly knocking her off in the process.
"Toby!" Charlie yelled in protest.
"Alright, spill. What is going on?" He asked
"Yeah what the hell was that at dinner?" Grace asked as she came through the door with a chair for Beth.
"Thanks" She replied softly
Grace just gave her a small smile as she sat next to her little sister on the bed.
"Come on Charlie!" Toby added impatiently.
"Seriously you guys don't want to know" She told them
"We can decide that afterwards" Beth replied
"Did you catch mom and Ma doing it or something? Because we've all been there" Grace asked
Charlie shook her head
"Did they catch you doing the nasty?" Toby asked with a smirk
"No" She replied with a blush then shoved him in the shoulder
"Well what is it then?" Grace asked
Charlie sighed
"Fine but don't say I didn't warn you" Charlie replied
She prepared herself then just told them
"Mom and Ma had a foursome with Aunty B and Aunt San and from what mom said it wasn't a onetime thing"
Grace and Beth's jaws dropped to the floor in shock while Toby looked slightly horrified and slightly amused.
"Oh...my...god" Toby said first
"My mothers had sex with my mother's in law...that is just...disturbing" Grace added in horror.
"Why did I want to be a part of this family again?" Beth asked
"I told you it was bad" Charlie added
Down in the kitchen Rachel stood there holding Ally while Quinn dried the dishes.
"You know they will all know now" Rachel said to her wife in annoyance as she looked up at the celling
Quinn looked like scolded puppy as she nodded