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"Bring him in for an interview, Jas. If he's half good, I'll train him. Rose's demands are starting to outstrip my supply."
"Ha!" she answers, "Now you know how Emmett feels!"
"Don't want to hear about my brother's sexual inadequacies, thanks."
"Fine, I have another appointment. Ciao, boys."
"So!" Jasper socks me in the arm. "Tell me more about this miracle girl."
"She has a piercing…in her belly…it was so fucking sexy!"
"She showed you her belly?"
"Of course not! Her blouse kind of opened up when she leaned over to wash my hair."
"She washed your hair?"
"Yeah. So?"
A/N: NO, Emmett is NOT sexually inadequate in any way, shape or form! XX ~BOH