Me: konichiwa mina-san, welcome back to the fanfiction
Iggy: I can't believe I'm not in this
Me: you will be in my next one, spoiler alert, it's a chatroom
Angel: you will add me to this fanfiction
Me: you will do the disclaimer
Angel: *a little zombified* Annfazukimi does not own Maximum Ride or Legend of Zelda, James Patterson and Nintendo do.
A little side note, when I picture Fang, he looks a lot like Kirito from Sword Art Online, for those of you who have yet to watch SAO, please do so fast
Max's POV
I wake up a little groggily, my head is pounding. The only thought I'm able to put together is that Fang is so dead. Then I hear a voice, "So, you finally decide to wake up." I look and see an imp who I think is named Midna and say, "Where am I?" the imp laughs and says, "Where do you think, in your tower of course." I then get a look at myself, I am in a dark cloak over a dress and my hands inexplicably go to my hair, which is in a weird style. Then memories flood my mind, I know why I'm here. I need to help these people. Midna sees this and says, "Well I'm off to find someone I need, I will return with him." Did I mention that Fang is so dead, because he is.
Fang's POV
I woke up in a lot of pain, but forced myself to stand when I realized stuff, here's a list for you people with a list fetish
1. I had paws, white coats are going to die
2. I can't speak, only growl and bark
3. I was chained up
4. I was behind bars, okay, if I'm locked up why the chains
5. I had no idea where I was
6. There's a strange imp standing next to a wall
I stare at the imp which almost immediately comes to life and jumps to the other side and says, "I found you!" I growl out of automatic distrust. She then says, "Are you sure you want to be snarling at me, I was planning on helping you if you were nice." At this I realize she's the only way I'm getting out of here so I stop. She then says, "Good boy, humans are obedient to a fault." She then bounces my head and says, "But you're not a man now, you're a beast." I then lash out at her, but she jumps out of the way and says, "Down boy, there's no need to bite." She then breaks my chain laughs and says, "Surprised, I make you a deal." She then disintegrates and reforms on the other side of the bars and says, "If you can get over here I'll tell you where you are." She then yawns. I look and find a piece of dirt, I am a wolf after all so I dig and find the imp nowhere in sight. Then I feel a thing land on my back. Out of impulse I run in circles to rid myself of this thing only to hear the imp say, "Well, you're not completely stupid after all." Realizing it's Midna I force myself to stop. She then says stuff about getting out and I have to meet with someone. So I head off.
I run through sewer after sewer and find myself at the top of what appears to be a castle. And run into a couple of giant bird-like creatures who make a sound that sounds like a horn (A/N I hated these things so much) finally reaching a tower where the Midna wanted me to go to, I keep wanting to call her imp. I run up the stairs to see a figure clothed in a black cloak, I let out a growl. The figure is startled and I recognize that voice as she says, "Midna." Midna looks at the figure and nods and says, "You remembered my name, I feel so honored." The figure looks at me and says, "Is this the one for whom you've been searching?" Midna then says, "He wasn't what I was expecting, but he'll do." She gives a curt nod. The figure looks closely at my leg that was chained and says, "You were imprisoned?" she looks at Midna who says, "Poor thing has no idea where he is or what's going on, I think you should tell him what you've managed to do, you owe him that much." The figure thinks and says, "Listen well, this was once a place blessed by the gods, this was once Hyrule." She then explains that the King of Shadows took the land by force and now forces her to be a prisoner in her own castle and that the people of her kingdom are unaware that they have passed into spirit form. She then says, "Although the kingdom has succumb to twilight I remain its princess." She removes her hood and I see for the first time since the Wii incident, my Max, her hair is breath taking and for once, neat ha ha. She then says, "I am Maximum."
After escaping from the castle we reach the outside and Midna says, "I suppose I'll take you back to where you first stumbled into the twilight, but are you sure you're not forgetting something?" she puts a hand on her chin and then does an impression of Collin screaming then Illia. She then say's, "You want to save them?" my face must have confirmed what I was thinking because she then says, "Well little Midna will be happy to help, but you'd have to be my servant and as a servant do as I say." She looks at me with a pointed smile and says, "I give you time to think about it." I raise my snout in protest, but am cut off by a feeling of disintegration.
When the feeling of disintegration wears off I realize I'm at Ordon spring. I hear Midna start saying, "Well here you are, oh by the way you'll notice you still aren't human and won't be anytime soon, why could that be, well see you later." She giggles and then silence. I head off to the entrance when I hear Midna again saying, "So, what now." I am dumbstruck when my shadow develops a life of its own and forms Midna who then says, "Don't think you can just go off saving your friends because you can't." she continues, "Over there is the veil of twilight you stumbled into, the last time a shadow beast pulled you in, but if you want to go back in you're going to need cooperation from someone FROM the twilight like me." She gives me what I think is a pointed look and continues, "I want a sword and shield that will suit me." I think, 'What in the name of all good and right does she need a sword and shield for.' She interrupts my thoughts with, "While you're dawdling the twilight expands, see you later."
Time skip
I have the sword and shield and am about to head to the veil of twilight when I hear a voice call out, "Wait…Come…To my spring…" Without hesitation I head to the spring and the voice again starts talking, "You have…been transformed…by the power…of shadow…come…to me…" I walked a couple steps only to be pinned in by black pillars, the voice then says, "Beware…a shadow being…it approaches…" then a red portal opens up and a black creature drops out and I kill it by ripping its throat out like the badass I am. Then everything goes light and a drop of water falls into a crater and a ball of light ascends from the crater and a goat forms around it and says, "O brave youth…I am one of the four light spirits that protect Hyrule at the behest of the gods. I am Ordona." He goes on to explain what happened to the other light spirits and then says to me, "You still have not discovered your true power…" he explains more and I head off again. I reach the veil of twilight and Midna pulls me in, but not before saying, "Here's the Faron woods you know so well, and now they're covered in twilight." I think, 'No shit Sherlock.'
Once in the woods I look at Midna to see that she has the shield on her face like a mask and the sword in her hand and she then says, "Hmm! So these are weapons in your world?" She then proceeds to swing the sword, narrowly missing my head, before saying, "You really think this thing can slay the creatures of the twilight." She drops both, the shield landing on my face and continues, "…Well I won't use them, but I'll hang on to them for you." They disintegrate and after a little bit of traveling.
We get pinned again but this time three beasts drop and Midna runs off to safety, I take care of two of the beasts and am about to take care of the third when it shrieks and the others come back to life, I run to Midna who says, "What's the hold up? If you leave the last one alive, it's just going to use that shriek to bring the others back. Listen, let me help you out there! Just move like I tell you! I'll expand an energy field. Enclose your enemies within it." I do so and lunge at the enemies and take them all down. A portal appears. I then meet up with what should be the spirit of light for the Faron Woods who says, "…Please…be careful…These woods…have changed…The dark clouds of dusk cover this land…This drape of shadows is called…twilight. In this twilight, those who live in the light…become as mere spirits…where the dark ones and evil creatures dwell…I…am a spirit…of light…Blue-eyed beast. Look…for my light…Retrieve the light stolen by the dark beasts…and keep it…in this vessel." I receive the vessel and go off to hunt bugs.
Much bug hunting later
With the vessel full I am transported back to the spring where it becomes the world of light again. Midna then says, "Aww, but it was so nice here in the twilight…what's so great about the world of light anyway?" she giggles and then says, "See you later." And disappears without another word, the light spirit appears and looks like a lemur. The lemur says, "My name is Faron." He goes on to explain himself, and then says, "O brave youth…in the land covered in twilight, where people roam as spirits, you were transformed into a blue-eyed beast…That was a sign…It was a sign that the powers of the chosen one rest within you… and that they are awakening. Look at your awakened form…" I do and gasp, I am in a green tunic with chainmail, and leggings, I am not a girl, why the hell am I in leggings, and knee high boots, on my head is a long green hat. My hair sticks out which pleases me. The spirit continues, "The green tunic that is your garb once belonged to the ancient hero chosen by the gods…His power is yours. His is the true power that slept within you. Your name is Fang. You are the hero chosen by the gods." He goes on to explain what I have to do, go into a temple deep in the woods, and get a forbidden power. My mind however goes to something I've always wanted to do, temple raid. Then Midna comes up and talks a lot of bullshit about going into the temple herself and that my friends could be in there so I decide what the hell, just go.
Me: So, what say you, Max
Max: Why am I in a dress
Me: because you are a princess
Iggy: That's a good one, Max, a princess
Fang: Why am I in leggings
Me: because Link was always in leggings, that's why
Link: *death stare* *chases me*
Me: *as I'm being chased* this is getting old, see you next time