Morning arose on the Warner Bros. Cruise. They were in the middle of the ocean. People got up early to have their breakfast.

Later it was Zack's turn to have his breakfast. When he sat down, he was joined by the Captain.

"How long have you been in the cruise whats-it, Mr. O'Marrows?" asked Captain Mack.

"This is my second day on my first cruise, Captain," replied Zack.

"Because almost every single passenger has passed me and said the rooms are…"

Zack looked worried.

"…cleaner and clearer than the sunken diamonds at the bottom of the sea," said Mack happily. "How did you and your tiny crew do it?"

"Well…" Zack didn't know how the rooms got clean, but he had to come up with something to say to the Captain. "Well, I – "

"You don't wanna give away any details, do you?" said Mack. "Well, keeping secrets and making mysteries is a lot of fun and I like it. Just keep up the good work and everyone will be happy, Suvvy? See you later."

"Yes, sir." Mack got up and walked away.

Zack walked through the corridors, where he found Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley and Fifi, wearing cleaners' uniforms, next to a cleaner's cart.

"Monsieur O'Marrows, zere zis a problem!" cried Fifi.

"It's time to start cleaning and it's already been done!" cried Hamton. "Who could've done it?"

"Like, I'd say it was a ghost that's living on this cruise," thought Shirley.

"If it's a spy or a monster, I'll get him!" yelled Plucky. "I'll give him what for!"

"Well, get it ready, Plucky," Zack said, walking away from them.

"What do you think, Zack?" asked Babs.

"I think I know who did it," said Zack, walking to the cleaner's room. He opened it and said, "I think it's no one other than – "

"Buster Bunny!" cried the Tiny Toons.

In the room, Buster, wearing a cleaner's uniform, was hovering in the air above a cart. He had his eyes closed and felt so relaxed.

"Goofing off, Buster?" asked Zack.

"Yes," said Buster dreamily. Then his eyes woke up, suddenly realising what was happening. He fell to the floor. "Hi."

"Don't 'Hi' me, Buster Bunny," snapped Zack. "What were you doing before six o'clock this morning?"

"Well, I was feelin' a little seasick," said Buster, "so I went out to get some fresh air and I saw people getting up for their breakfast and – "

"Let me guess," interrupted Zack. "You saw an opportunity to clean every room… with the Acme Orb?"

"Well, I didn't do it without a uniform or a cart," said Buster. "Look, I even got the gear."

Zack went in to look closely at the gear. He felt the stuff. "Cleaner's gear," he said. "Plastic. Toys. Made by Tomy."

"Tommy who?" asked Babs.

"Oh, look," went on Zack, looking at the plastic yellow wheels on the cart. "Even the cart is plastic." He turned to Buster. "You used the Orb to make a bunch of children's toys grow to make them look real."

"Well, it worked until you found out, Sherlock O'Marrows," chuckled Buster. "Besides, I'm trying to make your career look good."

Zack tried to speak, but he felt so defeated that he just walked away. Then he quickly turned around to face the mischievous bunny. "Don't think that just because I'm not speaking to you means you've talked your way out of this." Then he turned to his crew. "Take the rest of the day off, guys." Then he walked out.

The Tiny Toons glared at Buster.

"What?" said the blue bunny. "You've been given a day off now, thanks to me."

Everyone sighed and walked away.

Zack walked through the cruise. He bumped into a guide who was Porky Pig. "Hey, sir, are you l-l-l-l-l… unsure where you want to go?"

"Sorry, Porky," Zack apologized. "I need to wander off by myself sometimes to relax myself."

"Well, whatever p-p-p-p… suits you," said Porky, walking off.

Zack carried on his walking when he passed the perfume shop.

"Ah, what do we have here?" asked Pepe Le Pew. "A lost miserable soul who without a girlfriend, no? Well, maybe this will cheer you up."

Pepe got out a spray can labelled Docteur d'odeurs and he squirted it on Zack's cheeks and under his arms.

The romantic skunk smelled him. "Ah, douce!" he sighed. "You smell like a gentleman. Go and show those beau girls what you are made out of."

"Merci, Monsieur Le Pew," said Zack, as he walked away.

An announcement told Zack to go to the dance club. He gave the message to the bartender, who was Beaky Buzzard, and he waited for him to come back. As he was waiting, he greeted by a trio of dancers, who were wearing bikini tops and shorts and boots. They passed him before they went up the stage. Then he saw a cartoon girl bunny dancing with them too. She was wearing purple shorts and a white bikini top. It was Lola Bunny!

When the girls finished their dancing, the three live-action girls got all the money thrown at them and they were fighting over the money they got. But Lola got nothing at all, except her miserable face.

"Here you go," said Zack, holding a few five-dollar bills.

"Thank you, sir," said Lola, taking his money.

"Where's Bugs?" asked Zack, sitting in the empty seat next to the stage.

Lola sat on the edge of the stage. "I was sent away to play for basketball, only to find out that I wasn't good enough. So I went back and I discovered Bugs wasn't there. I waited for him to come back, but he never did. And there was nothing for me to stay there, so I came here and ended up as a dancer."

"Hey, O'Marrows!" cried Beaky. "You don't want to make this first class star waiting, do you? He could sue us for 'not being reliable'."

"Yes, sir," said Zack, taking the drinks on the tray away with him. "And he sounds despicable himself," he muttered to himself.

Zack took the drinks to the first class lounge. When he walked in, he saw Daffy Duck sitting next to Melissa Duck and her father.

"Just what's wrong with me?" Duck demanded to know.

"Yes, daughter, what's wrong with him?" asked her father. "Is he not good-looking enough? Does he… Ahem!"

"No!" snapped Melissa. "He is so self-centred and he wants to date me just to make his career look good!"

Zack put the drinks down and Melissa swiped hers. "Thank you," she said to Zack, before she stormed out. Zack then turned to Daffy and Melissa's father.

"What do you want?" snapped Ducky.

"Anything else you'd like?" asked Zack.

"Yes, privacy!" yelled Ducky.

"As you wish… sir," said Zack, leaving the room.

Zack couldn't believe what was happening to his heroes. Not only had the Tiny Toons fallen out with each other, but the Looney Tunes, despite being together still, had changed, gone their own ways, and were miserable. But why?
"Excuse me, young man," cried an old lady's voice. Zack turned to see Granny, holding a magnifying glass. Behind her were Sylvester, Tweety and Hector.

"You solving a mystery, Granny?" asked Zack.

Granny gasped. "How do you know that?" she asked.

"I've seen The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries," Zack replied.

"Well, I haven't solved a mystery since then," said Granny.

"So what's going on?" asked Zack.

"We're getting some power failure on this ship," Granny told him.

While she told him everything what she found out, Sylvester saw his chance to try to catch Tweety, who was on Granny's shoulder. He tried jumping up and down to catch the yellow canary, but he was too high.

Then the black and white cat saw a fire extinguisher. He picked it up and let it ripped! He was flying to Granny's shoulder and, with eyes closed due to his confidence that he will get Tweety, he reached his hand out and he caught something! He opened his eyes to see that it wasn't Tweety, but Hector's nose! For that, Sylvester received a big punch from the bulldog that sent him flying to the ice machine which made him freeze into a giant ice cube.

"So there's no power in the electricity room, the boiler room and everywhere that makes this cruise work, yet it's still moving," said Zack. "Maybe someone's controlling the ship on a small device or something. He or she could be a spy. We'll have to keep a closer eye on everyone, staff or passengers. Let's go."

"Come on, boys," said Granny. Tweety and Hector followed.

Sylvester broke out of the ice and coldly followed them.

Zack and Granny checked around the entire cruise.

"Well, we've looked around the cruise and haven't found anyone or anything out of place," said Granny.

Then a brown mouse and a blue cat passed Zack. "I have," he said. "Tom and Jerry has appeared in this Suppose-to-be-all-Looney-Tune-and-related-story."

"Well, they don't have to be the only ones, do they?" said Droopy, walking past him too.

"What do you mean, Droopy?" asked Zack. "Explain yourself."

"Having a little trouble, Granny?" asked a male voice belonging to none other than Fred Jones. He was with Scooby Doo and Mystery Inc.

Zack couldn't believe it. He went outside to get some fresh air to see if he was imagining it, but sadly he wasn't. He saw a lot of other Warner Bros. yet non Looney Tune related characters, such as Yogi and Boo Boo Bear, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, Top Cat and his gang and many other characters that Warner Bros. produced.

"Excuse me," said a male teenage voice. Zack turned around to see the Teen Titans behind him.

"You wouldn't have any change for a soda pop, would you?" asked Robin.

"You guys are superheroes," said Zack. "Make your own money!" He stormed off.

"Have you ever seen our show?" asked Robin.

Zack walked to the starboard side of the cruise and breathe over the sea.

"Feeling sick, huh?" asked a male voice.

Zack turned around to see… "Kermit the Frog!" Then he said to the audience, "Now I know this is unreal. Tell me I'm right."

Then Kermit's tongue hit his face, before it went back in the frog's mouth. "You had a fly on your face and I thought it was bothering you."
"Why are you in this story, Kermit?" asked Zack.

"You said there was too much Warner Bros. cartoon characters going on," Kermit explained, "so the writer thought you could use a non-Warner character like a Disney or Muppet character like me. Besides, I could be the bad guy you're looking for that you and Granny are looking for. Or it could be this guy over here."

Zack looked over Kermit. He saw a completely covered-up man in a giant white raincoat and hood holding something like a GPS.

"Excuse me, sir," cried Zack. "May I look at that device?"

The figure just turned and walked away. Zack ran after him and took the hood off. He wasn't surprised at all to find a CGI man standing in front of him!

Zack grabbed the spy by the collar. And he snatched the device out of his hand. He saw on it that the cruise had been taken off course from its voyage to the British Isles and had immediately been taken to the bottom of South America. This CGI spy had been controlling the entire cruise.

"How long until we reach them?" Zack yelled.

The CGI spy just smiled. "Too late!"

Zack looked ahead to see nothing on the sea. Then, out of invisibility, an entire CGI naval fleet appeared.

Zack threw the spy into the rails and quickly ran down the stairs.

"I'm outta here," said Kermit, jumping off the cruise. "Last time I appear in a Warner Bros. Picture!"

"You know, that's the first smart thing we have heard the frog ever say," said Statler, who was on a deckchair.

"Is it?" asked Waldorf, who sat next to him. "I was hoping he'd say this was the last thing he appeared in anything." The two old gentlemen laughed their heads off.

"What are we doing in this Warner Bros. picture anyway?" asked Waldorf.

Zack ran to the corridors where he caught up with the Tiny Toons, Granny and her pets, Lola, who was wearing her yellow tank top and purple shorts, Daffy, Melissa and Porky.

"What is it, Zack?" asked Buster.

"They're here for you," said Zack.

"Wow!" exclaimed Daffy. "Is there room on the boat for another VIP like… who knows?"

"There's a seat with the name of Daffy Duck on it," said Zack, "in the slaughter-boat of Jack Epic."

Daffy gave a goofy smile. "Is there somewhere else to go?" he asked.

"Somewhere a-a-a-a…. to get away from them!" Porky shouted, pointing to behind Zack.

Zack turned around to see a bunch of CGI soldiers running towards them.

"Go, Zack!" ordered Granny, getting on her knees. "Get these characters and yourself off the ship."

"What are you doing, Granny?" asked Zack.

"I'll be all right," said Granny. "Go on! Do your quest!"

"Bless you, Granny!" cried Zack as he and the rest of the Warner Bros. characters ran, except Hector who stayed and growled at the CGI soldiers.

Zack and his crewmates were looking for something to get them off the cruise.

"We can't get to the lifeboats," said Lola. "The decks are crawling with CGI soldiers."

They had a peek through the glass door and she was right. All the crew members, passengers and cartoon characters were on their knees and hands behind their heads. CGI soldiers were patrolling around them. A big black helicopter landed in front of them. Out of it came Jim and John Epic wearing white suits and black sunglasses.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," said John, "welcome to the Epics' party! We're going to be shaking butts and – "

"John!" snapped Jim, grabbing his face. "It's not that type of party! It's the war party!"
"War!" yelled John.

"That's right," said Jim.

"What is it good for?" sang John.

"A fight, probably," said Captain Mack, drawing out a pirate sword.

Jim drew out a medieval sword and whacked it out of the captain's hand. "On your knees!" he ordered.

Mack obeyed. "Well, what else can I do, Suvvy?" he said to the rest of the captives.

Back behind the glass door, Zack had an idea. "To the Captain's cabin!" he ordered.

After avoiding the CGI soldiers, everyone entered the Captain's cabin. Zack knew what he was looking for. Shortly, he looked at the shelf and said, "Found the ticket!" He took out a ticket and threw it behind him. He found a jar full of water with a ship inside it.

"What's on this ticket?" asked Plucky as he snatched it from Hamton who picked it up. "'One for a rerelease of Batman and Robin?' At least, it's a Warner Bros. picture."

"Also considered the Worst Superhero movie of all time," said Buster.

"Oh? Couldn't this parody of that Johnny Depp pirate do better than surrendering to our own garbage movies?" snapped Plucky.

"Quiet, Plucky!" yelled Zack, as he tried to take the stuck lid of the jar.

"Just what do you think you're doing anyway?" asked Plucky.

"Something from a recent movie that's so awesome you'll wish Steven Spielberg never cancelled your show and allowed you to keep on spoofing other movies," said Zack.

Meanwhile, Sylvester had not forgotten Tweety. Tweety was sitting on the bookshelf that had books and a small tub of industrial adhesive. He climbed the shelf and tried to reach Tweety, but a light stopped them. Then the bookshelf fell on top of both of them.

Out of the books climbed Sylvester. He had about two lumps on his head and he was feeling angry. "All right, you bird-brained… bird!" he shouted. "Where are you?"

"Right 'betind' you," said Tweety.

Sylvester turned around but there was no yellow canary at all. He walked past a mirror, looked in it and walked past it. Then he stopped and walked backwards. He found Tweety… on the back of his head! You could call them Ratchet and Clank.

"Well, aren't you going fly away when you have the chance?" suggested Sylvester.

"I can't!" shouted Tweety, as he flapped his wings but couldn't go anywhere. "I'm 'tuck' to you."

"Suffering succotash!" moaned Sylvester.

"Come on, guys!" yelled Zack. "Let's get away while we can."

Sylvester just walked to the broken window with Tweety behind his head.

"No good askin' me!" Tweety told the audience. "I don't know what's going on, because a bad putty pat is blocking my view as well as yours!"

"We searched the whole cruise, sir," reported the Major to Jim and John on deck, "but not a so much of a painting, let alone a cartoon character."

"What about O'Marrows?" asked John.

"There's no one down there, sir," reported the Major.

"So where could he be?" thought John.

The Major saw behind an old carrack wooden ship sailing away from the cruise. "Er, sir…" He pointed to it.

"Quiet when I'm thinking, Major!" yelled John.

But Jim turned around and on the ship he found Zack, the Looney Tunes and the Tiny Toons on it.

"So long, Techno Suckers!" yelled an Irish voice. "And you spoiled brats, you! Hey, Zack, put the black flag up!"

On the ship, a rolled-up black flag was pulled up and when Zack pulled the little string off to unroll it, the flag stretched out revealing on it a giant middle finger.

Jim took a closer look and saw on the rear aft of ship had a face on it. "Fascinating!" he exclaimed. "O'Marrows, Looney Tunes and the Tiny Toons on a Tugs-like talking carrack ship!"

"I see three bunnies, but no carrots," said John.

Jim took no notice and turned to his soldiers. "Right, attention! New orders! "Back to the fleet! We'll follow them and give them a present!"

"A cake?" suggested John. "A video game? A television set?"

"No, a free pass to siren land," grinned Jim evilly.

"You won't get away with it!" yelled Granny. "Zack is with the best of the Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons! They will put you and your computer army down like… dogs."

Hector grunted.

Jim chuckled and grabbed Granny by the chin. "Don't get your hopes up, lady. My CGI army has been growing stronger as much as the popularity of CGI movies since Toy Story. You think you've helped Zack by sending Sylvester and Tweety with him when actually you have sent them to their death."

He let go off Granny and walked away. He, John and the soldiers left the cruise.

"What can we do?" asked Captain Mack, as he and everyone got up.

"Well, you can count how much money you're going to give back to your passengers for what has just happened," suggested Granny.

Captain Mack looked at the angry crowd of passengers marching towards him. "Now, listen," he said, as he tried to back away from them. "Now, you've got to call that excitement." The people weren't listening. They were still coming for him. "Look, I was a hostage too, you know. I should deserve some money too." By the time he reached the glass doors, he ran out of excuses and he ran for it, but he was chased by the passengers of live-action and animation.

Granny was alone on deck with Hector. "We can hope that Zack and his friends will complete his quest. At least, they're on their way."

"Yeah," said Waldorf. "On the way to – Where?"

"Probably out to open sea," said Statler.

"They're there already, aren't they?" asked Waldorf.

"Exactly!"

Waldorf and Statler laughed at this. Then they both got hit on the head. They saw Granny holding her purse.

"Insult my pets and friends, will you?" shouted Granny. And she chased them around the deck, hitting them with her purse.

"Careful, lady!" screamed Statler.

"What did we do to deserve this?" asked Waldorf.