Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Ok, clear up time: Last chapter, instead of writing that Edward had started his internship in Augusta, I wrote Augusta (because I live in Augusta, and am used to writing it!). Thank you to lightheaded23 for pointing it out! It has been changed.

Holy new readers, Batman! I don't know where you all came from but *hands you a margarita* Welcome to the party!

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE EPIC A/N AT THE END.


BPOV

With my tea length trench coat buttoned all the way up, I strutted into the pediatric ward and right up to the nurses' station with a purpose. I recognized Jessica among the four nurses that were there and smiled to myself. She eyed the costume nurses hat on my head, my red stilettos, and then my coat. Her eyes widened and her little mouth popped open to for a perfect 'o' before snapping shut and narrowing her eyes.

"Hi Jessica," I smiled sweetly, "Is Edwa- I mean, Dr. Cullen, available?"

"NO!" I jumped at the volume of her voice. "He's…. in a… METTING! He's in a meeting."

"What are you talking about, Jess? He just took his lunch break," a helpful brunette interjected.

I smiled in thanks and then turned, with an overly saccharine smile, back to Jessica.

"Can you point me in that direction, sugar?"

Jessica sneered and pointed down the hall; I looked around the corner and saw Edward standing with a few other guys in scrubs and lab coats. My man was looking mighty delicious in his navy colored scrubs. Hello McDreamy! Edward was mid sentence when I sauntered up to the group. He did a double take and stared at me slack jawed for a few moments before he was able to gather his wits.

"Bella?" he choked. The other two guys turned to me with looks of mild interest before morphing into admiration.

Eat your heart out, boys.

Edward thrust his fingers through his hair with a disbelieving smile on his face as he shoved his other hand into his pocket, trying to discreetly adjust himself. I did an internal fist pump.

"Guys, this is my girlfriend, Bella. Sweetheart, this is Mike, Eric, and Steven, other interns in the program." The three interns had not taken their eyes off of either my chest or my legs. I think Mike was willing my coat to untie with his eyes. It actually looked like his head was ready to explode, he was trying so hard. I was beginning to get concerned.

"Hello boys, nice to meet you." I simpered with a smirk and returned my gazed to Edward, "Doctor Cullen, I'm feeling a bit flushed. I think I might have a fever."

The three boy's eyes snapped to my face, all with their jaws agape. Edward's face almost made me lose it. His eyes were as big as Lady Gaga's in that 'Bad Romance' video, and his mouth looked like it wanted to either drop in shock or bloom in to a beaming smile. I had to stifle a guffaw and keep my 'game face' on, however a small giggle escaped my lips and seemed to bring Edward back to the moment.

He stalked towards me with a determined face, spun me around and led me down the hall with a hand firmly placed on my ass. I had to nearly jog to keep up with his rapid steps as he steered me in to a vacant patient room. As soon as I had crossed the threshold, Edward slammed the door shut and had pinned me against it by his hips. His mouth met mine hard, sucking and biting at my lips with hungry enthusiasm. I moaned into his mouth, one which he returned, grinding his quickly hardening member into the cradle of my hips, which were on height with his, thanks to these rocking heels.

God bless stilettos, every single one.

"I believe you do have a fever, Nurse Swan. Look at how flush your chest is," Edward crooned as his lips traveled down my jaw to bury his face in the collar of my coat. His hands fumbled roughly with the belt due to our close proximity, ripping it away and down my arms as soon as it was untied. He pulled back slightly and raked his eyes over the costume.

"I need my temperature taken, Dr. Cullen, and I believe you have the perfect thermometer."

I hooked my leg around the back of his and pulled him be to me, every plane and curve of our bodies touching. He grabbed my knee and hitched it over his hip, then slid his hand up my thigh and under my bottom, letting out a low groan.

"No panties?"

I rolled my hips against his bulge instead of answering verbally. His other hand took a firm grip on my ass and he hoisted me up, my legs instinctively wrapping around him. I eagerly devoured his mouth, tangling our tongues together and rubbing against him, creating a delicious friction. Edward pulled us away from the wall a bit, only to slam me back against the wall.

"You like teasing me, B?" he rasped, "Sending me sexy pictures on my phone, texting me that you're throbbing for me."

I mentally high fived Rosalie and the Morning Show listeners for suggesting I do those things as Edward shoved me against the wall again, making me throb for him, indeed. I pushed my back against the wall, effectively thrusting my hips into his, and reached under my legs to grab the waistband of Edward's scrubs. With surprising grace and determination, I was able to push his scrubs off his hips so that they pooled at his feet, his erection springing free and slapping against my ass. Edward's head fell to my shoulder where his teeth sunk in to my flesh and sucked hard, assuming leaving his mark. His hands roughly slid up from my hips and groped my breasts as his cock slipping through my slick folds.

"Please," I whimpered and swallowed thickly, "Edward I need you to be inside me."

Edward pulled the lapels of the costume aside, causing my lace covered breast to be exposed and pushed up towards him. He took it as an invitation and buried his face in my heaving chest, kissing and sucking on my soft mounds. He sucked my nipple into his mouth through the fabric, biting and tugging as he gripped his hard cock in his hand and ran in along my dripping center. I bucked hard and hissed at the action, chanting 'please, please, please' until Edward finally slammed in to me. On its own accord, my head slammed back against the wall, my mouth dropping open in a silent cry of pleasure.

"Fuuuuck yessssss," Edward hissed through clenched teeth. He began to thrust into me forcefully, the slapping of our skin resounding through the empty patient room. I screwed my eyes shut, fighting with the urge to scream out, and rolled my hips against his. My fingers pulled and tugged at his hair, my ankles crossed behind his back, my head fallen against his shoulder as my teeth bit into the skin, resulting in a bite mark to match the one he marked me with. As I deliberately tightened my inner muscles around Edward, he ripped the lace cups down off my breasts, tearing the delicate fabric, and sucked a pert nipple into his mouth as his fingers rolled and pinched the other. I lost the battle to stay quiet when his teeth scraped lightly over the tender bud.

"OOOHHHSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTT," I screamed, bucking my hips more determinedly against him, cumming hard and suddenly.

My muscles fluttered around his pulsing cock and my body jerked erratically as I rode out my orgasm. Edward smirked triumphantly and continued to plunge into me with renewed vigor. A low growl from deep in his chest rumbled past his lips seconds before he buried himself as deeply as possible, stilled his movements, and spilled into me. We stood there for a few minutes, panting against each other and placing gentle kisses along sweat slicked skin. Finally, I dropped my legs and slid down Edward's body to stand on shaky legs.

We assisted each other with the task of straightening clothes, me ending up with no undergarments on at all due to Edward's eagerness. After smoothing down my dress, I tied my coat tightly and took off the ridiculous hat, glancing over to see Edward hanging his stethoscope around his neck. He kissed my forehead sweetly and took my hand, leading me out of the room with a whispered 'I love you'.

"How about I take my girl to lunch?"

I smiled up at him shyly, "Sounds great."

As soon as we rounded the corner to the nurses' station, the group of 10 or so interns and nurses broke out into a loud round of applause. The guys shook Edward's hand and slapped him on the back as the girls looked at him with forlorn expressions, and at me with envy. It wasn't until I heard the laughing that I realized Edward was doing his 'Victory dance'.

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"Would you be opposed to me having coffee with a female colleague?" Edward asked as he walked back in to the bedroom after washing his face.

Girls like to be woken up with a hot wet mouth, too.

"Um, I don't really care as long as she doesn't start blowing you under the table."

Edward froze in front of the bed, causing me to start laughing at his stunned/amused expression.

"What?" I asked with a giggle.

He shook his head and smiled, "Uh, I don't know her that well but I don't think she is the type for under-the-table fellatio."

"Did you just get technical about oral?"

"Yes."

"Ok, then…" I giggled as he climbed back in to bed, stretching my hands above my head. "That's for the wakeup call, baby."

"Like being woken up via cunnilingus, do you?" He smirked and wiggled his eyebrows.

"Yes," I laughed, "Just don't call it that. That word makes me laugh!"

"Okaaaay," He chuckled and settled behind me in the classic 'spooning' position.

"What kind of doctor is she?"

"Child Psychology. She is a resident at St. Mary's, but has aspirations to open up her own clinic in the future."

We were settled in bed, enjoying a leisurely morning and listening to the Saturday Morning Replay, as I wanted Edward to hear the stunt Emmett had to do earlier in the week.

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"I WOOOON!" Bella shouted into the microphone. "AGAIN!"

The latest round of Headphone Karaoke had just been judged and Bella, the aforementioned winner, was dancing around the studio to the winning song.

-(BELLA) queued ARTIST: Lady Gaga 'Poker Face'-

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin. I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love, glue gunnin'! Just like the chick in the casino, take your bank before I pay you out. I promise this, promise this, CHECK THIS HAND CUZ I'M MARVELOUS!" Bella sang through interpretive dance as far as her headphones would allow.

Rosalie laughed and clapped as Emmett pouted.

"Do I have to do this stunt?" Emmett whined.

"YES!" Bella and Rose shouted in glee.

Intern Amy opened the door to the studio cautiously. "You ready, Emm?"

Emmett groaned and sulked towards the door, grabbing bright yellow costume before stomping off to get changed.

A few commercials and song changes later found the co hosts and listeners waiting eagerly for the stunt to play out over the airwaves. Emmett had been outfitted with a wireless headset for his cell phone, which was tucked safely into his pocket. his heavy breathing could be heard as he tromped into the grocery store.

"This is ridiculous!" he whisper shouted as the girls giggled.

"Just grab a cart and get to it! Go get our eggs," Rosalie commanded.

"Speaking of eggs, ladies, "Emmett mumbled into the headset, "My juevos are sweating in this damn costume! It's hotter than Hades in here!"

The girls cackling laugh rang out over the air, covering the faint sounds of clanging metal as Emmett extracted cart and stated walking through the store. Emmett greeted all who stared and giggled politely.

"Hey, how are you doing?... Hello, ma'am. …What a lovely hat."

Emmett continued on to the dairy section with the help of Intern Amy, grumbling about how he could hardly walk with these damned things on his feet.

"Shorty had them apple-bottom jeeeeeans, boot with the fur!" Rosalie sang through her giggles, Bella joining her.

"…Had the whole club lookin' at her! Next thing you know," Bella paused.

"You know!" Rosalie echoed.

"She hit the floor! Come on Emm! You know what to do!" Bella laughed as she and Rosalie finished singing the chorus to 'Low' by Flo Rida.

"Shorty got… LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW!"

As Rose and Bella laughed back in the studio, Emmett stood in front of the Eggs at the grocery store and proceeded to "get low", unable to help himself, complete with hip rolls and a few pelvic thrust as he dropped it like it was hot and brought it back up slow. Intern Amy was in hysterics as Emmett piled carton after carton of eggs into the cart and moon walked the rest of the way to the cash registers.

"And they're not fur," he commented of his footwear, "They're feathered!"

As Emmett and Amy waited patiently in line, and the girls on the air, a little boy could be heard through the listener's speakers asking his mommy why that 'big man' is wearing a chicken costume. Bella sniggered as Rosalie guffawed. Emmett stood proudly as the cashier rang up all 50 cartons of Grade A eggs, casting not-so-covert glances at Emmett. After Emmett paid, he turned to the little boy with a smile and said:

"I just want all my babies back, little man."

And walked out the door, shaking his tail feather.


Firstly, thank you all for your kind and caring words for my family. When I got to Memphis I read them all to my family. They, too, were astounded by the outpouring of love from the fandom. You, who are complete strangers, provided so much comfort for us. Thank you for bearing with me on the long wait for this chapter. I'm sorry it's on the shorter side, but I have the next chapter already outlined and I can PROMISE I'll make up for it!

Secondly! I have signed up for the Fandom Gives Back, fandom for preemies. As you may know, my daughter was 3 months premature and weighed only 1 lb. 7oz., so this Give Back is very close to my heart. I am planning to contribute an outtake in EPOV. So my question is, out of all that has happened so far, what would you like to hear Edward's take on? Donations and information can be found here: http:/fandomforpreemies(DOT)blogspot(DOT)com

Third, I am a judge for the All Hallows Eve One Shot contest! So, if you're an author, submit something! www(DOT)fanfiction(DOT)net/u/2496726/

Rec's!

'Masquerade' by Twilightheaded23

'Fill My Little World' by HongKongFooey

'What Happens in NY Stays in NY' by ClaireP