Me: *dodges stapler* *gets hit with iron* Really people?! Really?!

Max: just be glad it isn't a knife

Fang: don't give them ideas

Me: let's just get on with the show

Side note: I won't be updating for a while after this chapter, I have school and other fanfics to either update or start

The feeling of disintegration fades and I find myself at the Kakariko spirit spring where the spirit tells me to head north to Lanyru where I'll "Find one I seek", I think it's Illia. I start to head out when I see Collin. I feel a lot of relief that he healed. He walks toward me only to fall to his knees. I run to him to support him, but as I reach under his arms he looks up and says, "Illia, you've got to save Illia, the monsters left me with the other kids, but must have taken Illia somewhere else." I gasp at this repulsive thought. He then says, "Whenever I thought I couldn't go on I would think of you and Illia and hold on." He then stands up and says, "I'm fine now, remember what I said back at Ordon?" I do, he said he wanted to grow up to be like me. He then says, "Go and help Illia now." I then say, "I can't just leave you and the others. Renado then steps up at this and says, "Do not let the fate of these children worry you, I will watch them, I swear it." The fact that none of the kids died while here, reassures me fairly well. Renado continues, "Your deeds have reminded me of the hero of ancient, may the Goddess who shaped Hyrule bear you on your journey." Renado and the kids aside from bow their heads to me. I then buy a bunch of bombs and a hawk's eye and head off on my next adventure.

Along the way to my next location Midna pops up and says, "I've brought this up before, but I'd like to know where you and the princess are from." I look at her and say, "Now just isn't the time, how about after I get that last fused shadow, is that okay?" Midna looks at me and says, "Sure, whatever." This whole trip could be spared if I flew the rest of the way, but I didn't want to attract any unwanted attention so I just stuck to riding Epona. Max would have strongly disagreed with me.

I ride until I come across a boulder; I pull out my bomb arrows and blast a path for myself. The problem? As soon as I do so a portal shows up and makes the bridge disappear. Then proceeds to drop three twilight beasts. With some aggravation I destroy the beasts and watch as only a portal appears and not the bridge. I then head on a ways on Epona dodging bublins and finally reaching the last wall of twilight. Midna then pops out and says, "Here we are, I guess since there's one more fused shadow, this is the last of the twilight, maybe." I hate when she gets like that, it's almost as if she wants something bad to happen. She then asks, "Want me to let you into the twilight." I just nod. She enters and pulls me in. once inside I try in vain to stand up and simply transform. Midna then appears on my back and I head off. Along the way I see what looks like a wallet. I run up and sniff; I can hear Illia asking me to promise not to do anything out of my league. Midna then interrupts my thoughts, "You smell the girl don't you? It's written all over your face, but this scent is old, I wonder if she's still okay." I get what I have to do and start running after the source of the scent.

I run until a castle comes into view and slowly walk up. Midna then says, "We've finally made full circle, I'd like to say things will get easier from here, but they don't, so, proceed with caution." I run and avoid any enemies. I then come to the entrance of Castle town. I enter and go to the southern part of the city. I find a bar and enter, thanks to the part where people can't see me. I go to the back first and look at a map on the table. I hear a soldier say that orders were to go check why people couldn't pray to the light spirit. I then go to two spirits in particular. Illia looks at another woman and asks, "This boy, is there something we can do for him?" The woman looks back at Illia and says, "Just hold on little lady, I've just now sent for the doctor." I take a look at the boy in question, he looks just like a Zora boy, badly injured, if not mortally. I hear the woman continue, "Strange, I wonder what a boy of the Zoras is doing here, could it have something to do with what the soldiers in the back are talking about." I then start to head out when Midna says, "What a touching reunion, a girl and her wolf, but you know the rules here, let's heal this place ASAP so you can see her again." I roll my eyes and proceed to exit. I then proceed to exit Castletown and make my way to the great bridge of Hylia.

I start running down the bridge. Then, for some reason I stop, Midna then says, "Wait, do you smell something funny?" I take the opportunity to sniff. If it hadn't been for the fact that I live with two bomb experts I would have never guessed that this was gasoline, if I live, I must remember to thank the gasser and Iggy for their knowledge of explosives. I am torn from my thoughts when I lay eye and fang on a bublin that lights the gasoline on fire on both sides. I then spot two boxes on either side of the bridge. I make a leap of faith and jump for it. May lake Hylia save me.

I fall and fall. Did I mention I was falling? I land in what feels like a small body of water and rise to the surface. Midna then says, "We were lucky this puddle was here." 'You could say that for both of us.' think very truthfully as she continues, "This is Lake Hylia?! But there's hardly any water." I then take this into account when I realize that she's right, where is the water? Darn, if only I had my ipad, this would be easy (sorry, the 'Where's my Water?' app couldn't be left out). I then head over to what I think is a canon and listen to a really overweight man complain and then cower at the sight of a very far off monster.

I rush over to the bublin and watch in shock as it calls forth its own monstrous bird. I the attack until the monster throws the bublin off of its back. I then kill the bublin. Midna then takes control and I ride the thing up the river. At the end of the river I start towards what is the Zora's Domain. Along the way I notice ice. Not a good sign, in fact, this is terrible. I, in fact, find that the whole thing is frozen. I then climb my way up to the top. I have stopped being surprised when I find twilight beasts in the main part of Zora's Domain. I defeat them and realize, where are the Zoras? Midna then grabs my attention with, "Down, look below the ice." I do so, I almost faint with horrid shock. All of the Zoras are frozen unable to surface. They could die if I don't do something. I remember something.

We warp back after we warp the solid molten rock that almost crushed me to Zoras domain. We go to exit when I sense something. I turn back to see a ghostly figure, I know her to be Rutella the executed queen. She then says, "Hero from another world, I must thank you for reviving my people and this spring which is the source of water for all of Hyrule." Midna then says, "No offense, but we didn't exactly do it for you." Rutella continues, "I sent my son, Ralis to inform the princess of our fate here, but I feel that his presence grows fainter in this world, if you save him I will grant you power to swim in deep water as if you were a Zora. Please, save my son." She then disappears, I know that I can't refuse this for multiple reasons, the biggest, being that she's just like Max is with Angel.

I then leave only to find the raging torrent created by the molten meteor. Midna and I get the same idea, white water rafting. I end up in front of the spirit spring. Midna gives me more bullshit on how I landed in front of the spring. Somehow I know she dragged me here herself, I don't put it past her. I then talk to the spirit and get the vessel.

*Lazy time skip, deal with it*

I realize all too well that something is wrong. There should be one more. Where is it? Midna has this same thought. Lake Hylia, I then head there where something is in the water. Not my best idea, I must admit, but this was to help poor Hyrule. I reach the floating logs when a massive twilight insect bursts out of the water.

*My other lazy time skip*

I stand at the edge of the cliff above the spring as Midna gives her speal about the last fused shadow and disappears. The light spirit appears and tells me the last fused shadow is on a lake bottom and shows me some messed up stuff and explains how Hyrule and the sacred realm came to be. As well as the war over the sacred realm. Then explains that three magic users set up dominion in the sacred realm, which was about when the light spirits intervened. They warned me that the fused shadow could control me too. When put into perspective, I think I'd rather risk being ruled by the fused shadow then allowing more shadow. I snap back into perspective when I realize it's time to ride the canon.

Me: by the way, for all of those who are going to wait forever for the next chapter I'll reveal who will have a cameo Max, reveal the list

Max: Iggy and Gazzy with a bomb game, appropriate, Nudge with a novelty shop, perfect for a motor mouth, my baby angel with hints on where to go, I like it, and Zelda and link with an archery game, why am I not surprised

Me: next chapter means nothing to the actual story, it's just something for the fans

Iggy: thanks for the reviews

Me: See you next time