Hello my gentle viewers...thought I'd share a horrible thing that happened the other night. I dreamt about Brittana lol yes I am that awesome...anywho in my dream Brittany finally serenaded Santana only she sang Oops I Did It Again and after the song she broke up with Santana...it was a very, very bad dream. Epic sad face.
Anyhow this chapter is a short musical interlude. (Also known as: filler full of fluff and has no real purpose…sorry)
The engagement party is coming up soon! So hold onto your panties and get your party hats ready!
Special shout out to SalGersGirlfor the Paul Hogan reference...totally made me laugh out loud...
hmmm there seems to have been some sort of problem...hopefully you guys get this chapter...
~~~ I'm Hooked ~~~
Rachel plugged her iPod headphones into her ears and set it to shuffle. Listening to music while cleaning always made it easier. Rachel couldn't help but sing along and dance a little while she changed the sheets of her and Quinn's bed.
Rachel just smiled to herself when she thought about what the two of them did in that bed last night. She was so glad that Quinn's fears were gone and that they could finally put her heart attack behind them and move on with their lives.
"I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me
Your lips are sweet as candy
The taste stays on my mind
You just keep me thirsty
For another cup of wine
Rachel moved around the bed, stripping the sheets and pillow cases off and throwing them into a pile on the floor.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything's all right
Rachel grabbed Quinn's pillow holding it tight to her chest. She could smell the faint aroma of Quinn's shampoo and perfume and just all of Quinn. She smiled to herself as she started to dance around the room with the pillow...it probably would look pretty ridiculous but Rachel didn't care.
I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
I've got it bad for you, darling
But I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted
And hope I can endure
Placing the pillow back on the bed next to its partner (Rachel's pillow) the brunette began to put on the new sheets.
All the good love
When we're all alone
Keep it up girl
Yeah, you turn me on
Rachel couldn't help but laugh out loud when she found one of Quinn's magazines in between the mattresses.
I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
After throwing the new sheet onto the bed Rachel accidently knocked over a few photo frames on the side table. She picked them up and smiled. It was the big one of her and Quinn's wedding day. It had them cuddled up together looking so happy, the photo always made Rachel feel all warm and fuzzy inside because of the way Quinn was looking at her. Rachel was just so lucky to have someone like Quinn.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything's all right
Rachel chuckled when she looked at the other people in the photo. Off to the side you could see Judy crying her eyes out with Rachel's fathers standing either side of the poor woman, Brittany was totally staring down Santana's cleavage, Mercedes and Tina were next to them the photo was taken mid eye roll from them both mostly because Santana had her hand on Brittany's ass and was sporting a smirk on her face. The photo was a candid one, no one really knew it was being taken and Rachel didn't even know who took it but it was her favourite because it captured all of them unawares and just totally being themselves.
I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me"
Rachel placed the photo back in it's resting place and went back to making the bed.
~~~ Fish And Birds ~~~
Charlie sat in front of her dressing table that had a mirror lined with light bulbs it was something a ten year old Charlie begged her mothers for. Stating that she needed to be accustomed to the life of a Broadway star which included the mirror with lights! Her mama fully understood this, her mom just rolled her eyes and nodded.
Things seem to be going pretty well lately. With the help of Daisy it seemed things between Charlie and Ben were progressing towards the right direction. Though it did seem as though Ben was slightly resisting the hope that maybe...just maybe Charlie felt more towards him. He just didn't want to be disappointed again. So for now he was playing it safe.
Charlie began to hum to herself as she brushed her hair and fixed her make up. She was going out with Ben this evening...well it wasn't a date or anything they had done it many times before.
They were going out for food and they were going to an off-off Broadway show so it was pretty much like a date.
Charlie was just happy to be spending time with him like she always did. She wondered how everyone would react if or when they finally got together. She knew that pretty much everyone knew Ben had feelings for her but did anyone think that she did too? Or was it just Daisy who noticed? Charlie did think it was a little cliché that she and Gracie both fell for a Lopez-Pierce but that's what Charlie was all about...Romantic clichés.
"Fish gotta swim, and birds gotta fly.
I gotta love one man till I die.
Can't help loving that man of mine."
Charlie began to sing the song she had been humming while she fixed up her mascara.
"Tell me he's lazy, tell me he's slow.
Tell me I'm crazy, maybe I know.
Can't help loving that man of mine."
She got up and began to get dressed. She had decided on wearing a simple yet elegant and not too formal deep purple dress.
"Oh listen sister,
I love my mister man and I can't tell you why.
There ain't no reason why I should love that man.
It must be something that the angels done planned."
One thing Charlie never understood was the fact that she may be very short but she had big feet. It didn't look too ridiculous but it was strange. The only good thing was that she could fit into her mother's shoes. Now normally you wouldn't want to wear your mom's shoes but Quinn had good taste much like Beth and her Aunty San. So every now and then Charlie would 'borrow' her mom's shoes.
"Fish gotta swim, and birds gotta fly.
I gotta love one man till I die.
Can't help loving that man of mine.
Tell me he's lazy, tell me he's slow.
Tell me I'm crazy, maybe I know.
Can't help loving that man of mine."
Charlie grabbed her small purse and did a once over to make sure she looked good, which she did. She gave herself a reassuring smile and nod then turned to leave her room.
"When he goes away.
That's a rainy day.
And when he comes back that day is fine.
The sun will shine.
He can come home as late as can be.
Home without him ain't no home to me.
Can't help loving that man of mine."
Charlie finished her song just as she opened the front door to find Ben standing there looking all handsome and swoon worthy in his black pants and fitted shirt, his hair gelled back he looked like an old movie star. He gave her a sweet smile and held his arm out for her to take. Charlie linked her arm with Ben's as he led them over to his car and opened the door for her like a gentleman.
"You look really pretty Charlie" He told her with a shy smile
He may have black hair and look kinda badass and all but he was still the shy sweet boy he always would be.
"You look really pretty too" Charlie smiled back.
~~~ Kitty ~~~
With Ben out for the evening Santana and Brittany were home alone so being the awesome wife that she is Santana cooked dinner for her and Brittany and ate by candle light. Brittany was just loving all the romantic stuff Santana was doing but she felt kinda bad that she hadn't done much for Santana. Her wife told her that she shouldn't because she loved doing these things for her. But still Brittany began to try and think of a way to make it up to Santana.
They had finished their meal and were going to watch a movie up in their room and then well obviously sex would be involved at some point. So it was all good.
Santana herself was in a bit of a playful mood tonight which Brittany always loved. When they headed up to their room Santana told Brittany to sit on their bed because she had a surprise for her. Brittany loved surprises so she sat down and waited patiently. Several minutes later she was getting impatient and was ready to go see where her wife had gone too when suddenly the lights in their bedroom dimmed and standing in the doorway was Santana dressed in a skin tight cat suit. For a 50 year old Santana looked flawless a thing she took pride in. Unlike Quinn who let herself go...well that's what Santana kept telling her. In reality all four women had aged really well.
Brittany just smiled brightly at her wife standing there all sexy and awesome.
"Baby what are you doing?" She then asked with a hint of amusement.
"It accrued to me it's been a long time since I serenaded you" Santana told her
Brittany nodded in agreement
"But why the costume? Not that I'm complaining. You're a very sexy kitten"
"Well...I figured it went with my song choice" Santana shrugged
Brittany looked confused trying to think of what song she was going to sing. Santana just grinned and hit the play button on the remote and started singing. Brittany's face lit up when she realised what song it was. She couldn't help but giggle.
"What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah"
Santana sang as she stalked her way over to her wife over by the bed twirling her tail in her hand as she went.
"Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!"
Santana gently bopped Brittany's nose making the blonde giggle.
"Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah"
Santana moved to straddle Brittany's lap wrapping her arms around her shoulders as she continued to sing.
"Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your big little pussycat eyes!"
"Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat eyes!"
She ran her left hand up to trace her wife's face cupping her cheek and gently used her thumb to graze her cheekbones then her lips.
"What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah"
Brittany brought her hands up to rest on her wife's hips and gently ran them up and down her body loving the skin tight costume. Santana even had a headband with cat ears and drew whisker on her face. Brittany just found her both adorable and sexy as hell.
"Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!"
Santana gave her a suggestive wink as she trailed her hand down to Brittany's other lips. Making her squirm.
"Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!"
As soon as she finished the last word she latched her lips to Brittany's.
~~~ Bad Things ~~~
Grace walked into her house and physically cringed at what she heard.
"Babe really?" She huffed
Sofia gave her a smile
"Come on its not that bad" She chuckled
"It's country...of course it's bad" Grace replied
"Hey some country music is good" Sofia defended
Grace did not believe her at all. It still surprised her that Sofia actually liked country music. It was so out of character with her badass facade that she loved to keep. Admittedly her love for country was a well-kept secret. Not even Santana knew just like Sofia didn't know about her Ma's love of Barry Manilow. Sofia knew her Ma would pay her out endlessly if she ever found out. She had made Grace swear on her life to never reveal her deepest darkest secret.
"Yeah I'll believe that when cows fly" Grace replied with a huff.
"I'll prove it" Sofia challenged
"Honey you've made me listen to Dolly, Pasty and Brenda and the fact that I know who these ancient people are is disturbing enough and still I can't stand country music. Let it go. It's not gonna happen" Grace rambled
Sofia pouted, Grace rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Fine...what have you got to show me?"
Sofia smiled brightly and went back to her stereo to find what she was looking for.
"Ok so it's not like old school country but it has that country feel and there is a deep and meaningful message that it holds so I want you to really listen to the lyrics because it really speaks to what I feel...ok?" Sofia nervously told her
Grace melted a little. Sofia could be so sweet sometimes. So she nodded and sat down and waited.
"I um...I know I'm not the best singer but I can carry a tune and I...I kinda want to sing it...to you" She added as she nervously played with her engagement ring.
And Grace was now mush. She nodded and gave her fiancée an encouraging smile.
Sofia smiled back and turned to turn the music on. She smirked to herself...she had this all planned out…she was fucking awesome. Turning back around Grace instantly became suspicious because that sweet innocent smile was gone and in its place was the wicked sexy smirk that was all Sofia Lopez-Pierce.
"When you came in the air went out
And every shadow filled up with doubt
I don't know who you think you are
But before the night is through
I wanna do bad things with you"
Sofia stalked over to Grace who couldn't help but get turned on by the way Sofia was looking at her.
"I'm the kind to sit up in her room
Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.
I don't know what you've done to me.
But I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you."
Sofia got down on her hands and knees and crawled the rest of the way to Grace. Once she reached her prey Sofia sat up on her knees in between Grace's legs. Teasingly placing her hands on top of Grace's thighs. Poor Gracie didn't know what to do with herself. Grace loved hearing Sofia sing. She did have a nice voice but right now it was anything but nice it was hot and husky and she sounded like sex it was just sexy overload.
"When you came in the air went out
And all those shadows there filled up with doubt
I don't know who you think you are
But before the night is through
I wanna do bad things with you
I wanna do real bad things with you"
While she sang Sofia ran her hands up and down Grace's thighs and stomach loving the feel of her muscles trembling underneath her touch as she teased her mercilessly never breaking eye contact with her.
"I don't know what you've done to me
But I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
I wanna do real bad things with you"
As the song finished Sofia gave Grace a look that pretty much said it all. She was ready to pounce and devour her. Grace gulped and let out a shaky breath.
"I love country" Grace mumbled
Sofia chuckled well it sounded more like an evil cackle before she pretty much tore Grace's clothes off her.
~~~ Hero ~~~
Ally sat in between her daddy and Maya with her eyes glued to the TV. Gammy Bee had given her a whole box full of old movies that she used to love and so Ally had made her daddy and Maya sit with her and watch them. She wanted to watch them all at once but her Daddy told her maybe one a night otherwise she'll get square eyes and Ally didn't want square eyes! Right now they were watching some kind of fairy tale about this big green thing and there was a fairy and Toby was pretty confused. Maya seemed to enjoy it. Ally thought it was awesome and it was even better because there was singing!
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
Maya subtly looked over Ally's head over at Toby. He looked so different from when they were teenagers...and yet he was still the same. He was strong and caring and sweet and she had missed him so much.
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Toby turned to look over at the woman sitting next to his daughter. His high school sweet heart. The one who never really left his heart. No matter how many girls he was with. There was no one who compared.
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
Ally began to bounce around in her seat dancing along to the song. Toby looked down and just smiled at his daughter. Maya looked down at the little girl as well and smiled too.
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood
Maya very slowly moved her good hand up to where Toby's was resting on the back of the couch. He had his arm stretched out and because Ally was so small the gap between Toby and Maya wasn't very large. The brunette woman hesitantly entwined her fingers with Toby's, it was a little awkward with how they were sitting but that really didn't matter. Toby looked over at Maya, she just gave him a small smile to which he returned he also gave her hand a gentle squeeze before turning back to watch the movie.
Oh I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero!
~~~ How I Got To Where I Am ~~~
Becky picked up the few toys that Cooper had left around and put them into the small toy box that was in the living room. It was late and her boys were tucked up in bed Becky and Hannah had stayed up to watch a movie but Hannah had fallen asleep so Becky decided to clean up a bit before heading to bed. The TV was still on quietly in the background it was showing some old TV show that they had been watching after the movie finished.
Becky grabbed the toy box and headed to Cooper's room to put it away. As she walked towards her son's room, using her free hand she turned the TV volume down just a little because she didn't want to wake him up. The TV show itself began to play some kind of song. Becky had never seen it before but apparently it was about singing doctors...
All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
After quietly placing Cooper's toys into his room she kissed him on the forehead and tucked him in. heading back into the living room she quickly made a right turn and went to go check on Max. He was fast asleep holding onto his blue koala toy. He would swear he didn't need it to go to sleep because he was ten and didn't need stuffed toys. But Becky and Hannah knew the truth. She gently brushed away his hair from his eyes and kissed him too.
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true...I was made for you
Becky headed back into the living room for real this time and paused when she saw her wife lying on the couch fast asleep. She couldn't get over how pretty she looked. She looked so peaceful. Becky walked over to her and crouched down next to the couch and just looked at her. She brought her hand up to gently trace the outline of her face. She sighed thinking about all the pain that she had caused she still couldn't really forgive herself for it and she knew she probably never would.
I climbed across the mountain tops
Swam all across the ocean blue
I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules
But baby I broke them all for you
Because even when I was flat broke
You made me feel like a million bucks
You do
I was made for you
Sighing once again Becky stood up to continue to clean up the living room. She took all the dirty cups and plates into the kitchen she couldn't be bothered to wash them so she just left them in the sink, she'd do them tomorrow.
You see the smile that's on my mouth
It's hiding the words that don't come out
And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed
They don't know my head is a mess
No, they don't know who I really am
And they don't know what
I've been through like you do
And I was made for you...
Becky headed back into the living room to wake her wife up and get them both to bed. Hannah had snuggled up with the blanket that Becky had wrapped around them during the movie. Becky gently shook her wife's shoulder to wake her up.
All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
Hannah slowly opened her eyes and smiled warmly at the sight of her wife looking back at her.
"Hey" She murmured
"Hey" Becky smiled back
"What's up?" Hannah asked at the conflicted look on her wife's face
"Nothing…just…I love you"
"I love you too" Hannah replied sleepily
"Come on sleepy head…time for bed" Becky chuckled
"M'Kay" Hannah mumbled as she snuggled into the blanket not making any kind of attempt to get up
Becky just giggled and gave her a gentle shake
"Noooo….join me" Hannah grumbled as she held the blanket up waiting for Becky to get up onto the couch with her
"Alright" Becky conceded
She stood up and then crawled onto the couch cuddling up in front of her wife. Hannah wrapped them both up with the blanket and held onto her tightly. She placed a small kiss to Becky's temple and then fell back to sleep.
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true...I was made for you
Becky just smiled and reached over to turn the TV off.
~~~ New York and Japan ~~~
Quinn was currently in the shower after a long day at work. She had been chasing after clients all day and she just wanted to relax and snuggle up to her wife in their cosy bed. She switched to the next song on the shower stereo because she really didn't want to shower with Journey playing. It just reminded her of Mr. Shue and Finn and she did not want them in her shower!
Like her wife and youngest Quinn liked to sing in the shower so they installed a pretty awesome stereo system into the bathroom it had literally thousands and thousands of songs ranging from musicals, rock, classical, war time big band stuff, pretty much anything and everything was stored in this system alone. The song that came up next was a secret favourite of Quinn's. She smiled to herself as she squeezed out some of her shampoo and started to massage it into her hair while she began to sing.
"I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me"
As the music played Quinn started to dance around in the small shower as she washed her hair.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
Quinn ran her hands all over her body as she danced soap suds getting everywhere
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
Quinn got her groove on by channelling her inner John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk"
She turned...and nearly slipped.
"Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk"
During the small musical interlude she rinsed out her hair and grabbed the luffa to use as a microphone.
"I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
Quinn whipped her hair around getting water everywhere
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yea on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat"
Oh good lord Quinn what are you doing with that luffa?
"I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song"
Quinn finished with a pose then screamed out in horror when she saw her wife standing there watching her with an amused smirk on her face. On instinct Quinn grabbed her boobs to shield herself.
"Rachel!"
"I'm sorry sweetie" Rachel giggled trying so hard not to completely loose it.
"Why are you watching me shower? Perv much?" Quinn grumbled
"Quinn you've been in here for over thirty minutes I was worried something had happened" Rachel replied as she reached over to turn the water off.
"I was washing my hair" Was Quinn's excuse.
Rachel just gave her the look and grabbed the fluffy white towel off the rack and held it open for her wife. Quinn, still holding onto her boobs stepped out of the shower and into Rachel's arms. The brunette tightly wrapped the towel around her wife's body.
"You're so silly" Rachel smiled lovingly at her before kissing her lips.
"Admit it...your life would be boring without me" Quinn chuckled
Rachel just nodded
"That is a life I never want" She then added softly
Quinn just leaned closer to kiss her wife.
"Mmhmm Quinn your all wet" Rachel giggled as she brushed away Quinn's damp hair from her face
"I am now" Quinn smirked.
Rachel rolled her eyes playfully. Secretly Rachel had missed Quinn's frequent and mostly random sexual innuendoes because of her fears but now that Quinn was back to her old self. Rachel treasured these moments.