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A/N:
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BPOV
It took about 20 minutes after Edward's plane left before I realized that I was pissed. No- I was more than pissed. I was furious!
Monday morning after New Years, I stormed into the studio and slammed my headphones over my ears.
"Can you *BEEP* believe it? Seven freaking days before he leaves he tells me he's going to Africa?... AFRICA!" Bella bellowed into the microphone, sitting with raised eyebrows and arms out to the sides.
"Uhh… Where did this come from, B? You were fine when we left the airport last week." Emmett spoke softly, as though trying to soothe a rabid animal.
Bella paced back in forth in front of the soundboard, as far as her headphone cord would allow.
"I mean really, W-T-F? I'm his friggin' girlfriend for crying out loud! Shouldn't he have discussed this with me? This clearly isn't something you decide on a moment's notice; he's had to have known about this for months! He couldn't have said, 'Oh hey, Bella? Thinkin' about truckin' off to AF-RIC-KA just for giggles, thought you should know! PEACE!' I mean I would have had to sit down, make a list, and get my passport and stuff- this is not last minute situation! Of course I wasn't going to spend the last 7 days I had being pissed at him! I sucked it the *BEEP* up and enjoyed my time with my man! AND WHY ARE YOU TWO SMILING?"
"Well," Rose started, "Watching you right now is kinda like watching a cartoon."
And it was- Bella was flailing her arms, ticking off points on her fingers, and was making over exaggerated facial expressions.
"Yeah, Bells, you look like that guy from the 'Bed Intruder Song'," Emmett chuckled.
Bella had to crack a smile. The Bed Intruder Song was a sure fire way to get Bella to laugh, and her brother knew it.
-(EMMETT) queued Auto Tune: BED INTRUDER SONG-
"He's climbin' in yo window, he's snatchin' all yo people up! Tryin' to rape 'em so ya need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife- and hide yo husbands cuz they rapin' er'rybody out here!"
[WATCH THIS: It will change your life www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=QzRZWpeofic]
The Studio broke out into a boisterous chorus of the song, complete with hand gestures and head rolls.
"You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' fo' you! We gon' fiiind you, we gon' find you! So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, homeboy, home-home-homeboy!"
After the song was over, Bella was calmer when she continued to express how hurt she was that Edward didn't speak to her about this life- altering expedition, wondering if maybe Edward didn't view their relationship as seriously as she did. Rosalie voiced that maybe Edward was just afraid that Bella would ask him to stay and he wouldn't have the power to leave her.
"He would stay because he loves you so much and then later in life he could grow to resent you for asking him to give up one of his biggest dreams."
"When did you get so insightful?" Bella sniffled as she wiped away rogue tears.
Rosalie just shrugged and shot a coy smile at Emmett, which he returned. Bella didn't have time to digest the odd exchange before they had to move on to the next stunt: Super Soaker Trivia.
XxXxXxXxXx
...We've never had a shower together.
I picked up my cell phone and smirked at the text from Edward. I felt the tingle start in my toes- I knew where this was headed.
Pity I just got finished with mine.
Isn't it. We should remedy this soon. Don't you think?
Yes, sir, I agree.
*smirks* I love when you call me 'sir'
Mmm, do you now? *smiles coyly* Good to know.
Are you dressed yet? *smirks*
Uhhh... In a state of. I am in my bra and panties straightening my hair.
Hmm... *wraps my arms around your naked torso, kissing your shoulder*
*sections off another lock of my hair, running it through my straightener* I thought you were on a safari boat ride, Mr. Cullen.
Well, Ms. Swan *open mouth kisses your shoulder* it seems the boat cannot hold my attention as you can.
*setting the straightener down and watching you in the mirror as I press my ass back against you* Mmm, how thankful I am for boring rivers.
Mmm *humming against your skin as my hands skim over your stomach, my fingers running along the hem of your panties*
If memory serves me correctly, you're quite fond of these panties. *turns my hips slightly to the sides, pointing to my ass* The ones with the bows.
*groans into your neck, running my fingers over the bows* it would be a shame if I ripped them off, right?
Mmm You could always just pull them down to my knees *wiggles against your pelvis* Or I could just get a new pair.
Get a new pair. *fisting the material in my hands and tearing it quickly from your body*
*sucking in a sharp breath through clenched teeth as the fabric bites into my flesh, dropping my hands to the counter, bending over slightly*
*unclasps your bra, letting it fall down your arms. My hands skimming from your pelvis to your breasts before unzipping my pants and pulling my cock out* ready for me, Bella? *runs my cock through your folds*
*nods, widening my stance slightly, looking you in the eye through the reflection of the mirror* Yes, baby... I'm so wet for you.
*growling at your words I push into you without waiting. Immediately thrusting hard and fast* fuck, baby! *pulling your hips closer to me and bending you over more*
*falling forward, my hand bracing against the mirror as I cry out, moaning low in my chest as my gaze slides from your down to where we're joined* Mmmm Edward! *rocking back into you, our slapping skin echoing off the walls* C-can you see Mmm what you're doing to me...shhhittt
*slamming into you roughly my teeth scrape over your shoulder* tell me.
*pulling my knees together, tightening my muscles around you as I swivel my hips* Fuck! Y-you drive Mmmme crazy! *my head falling forward as I wedge my hand between my thigh, cupping your balls and massaging them*
Fuckk! Baby... *I push into you harder, bracing one hand on your hip while the other moves to pluck at your nipples* tell me you're mine.
*looking up at you in the mirror, moaning out your name* Yours, Edward. Forever yours.
*moving my hand to tease you clit* cum for me baby. I want to hear you scream* leaning in I bite your ear*
*whining against the counter top, my eyes locked on yours as your words send me over the edge sending shivers down my spine as I call out and pant as I cum around you, my pussy tightening around your cock and squeezing*E-edward! Ohfuckohfuckohfuck...
*pinching your clit as I cum at the same time of you I call out your name. Relaxing down on your back, resting most of my weight on you as I pant before pulling out of you slowly with a hiss and slapping your ass*
*smiles softly, loving the feel of your weight on me and giggling softly as you smack me* That was... a nice surprise.
I aim to ... surprise *Laughs and grabs your hands pulling you into my arms*
*turns to face you as you pull me to stand, sliding up on to the counter before leaning forward to kiss you deeply*
*wrapping my arms around you, pulling you closer to the edge of the counter as I kiss you*
*humming against your lips, my fingers twirling the hair at the base of your head* Mmm, I love you.
*Sighing into your kiss* I love you, too.
"What are you texting?" Rosalie asked.
"Fuck off."
"Ooooh, you're sexting!"
"Fuck off."
"Is it good?"
"Fuck. Off."
"It's good."
I turned to Rose with a shy smile and animatedly fanned myself causing her to laugh out loud. She and I were sitting side by side in massage chairs getting pedicures by the time Edward and I had gotten finished with our 'session'. He had been in Africa for nearly two months already, but had been asked to stay for another month. True to his word we were able to talk, text, and email regularly and we had been talking about booking my flight to go visit. Rosalie spoke as though reading my mind.
"So, when are you going to go visit him?"
"Um, I'm not sure," I answered with a small shrug, "We talked about me going out there in about two weeks."
I looked up from my toes and in to Rosalie's glistening eyes.
"Rose? What's wrong?" I choked. Rose never cried, she was super human!
"B-bella," she whispered, "I'm- we're pregnant."
My eyes nearly fell out of my head. "ROSE! Oh my gosh, are you serious?"
Tears were streaming down both of our cheeks as smiles bloomed over our faces. Rose nodded and we both leaned over in our chairs to hug each other tightly. Rose and Emmett had been trying for a baby for ages. They suffered two miscarriages last year and it had, understandably, devastated them both. Rose had a tilted uterus which made conception and carrying a baby very difficult.
"How far along are you? Is everything okay?" I asked, wiping away Rose's tears before tending to my own.
"I'm 14 weeks, and yes, everything looks okay right now. I had my first ultrasound at 6 weeks. They consider me 'high risk' though and I'm supposed to take it easy and try to stay off my feet- you know since we've had so many er… complications in the past."
"Stay off your feet? Rosalie! Why are you up and about now? You should be home resting!"
"Well, Bella, I can't stop my life. I am taking it easy but I still have responsibilities. I have to take care of Emmett, the station- it doesn't just go away because I'm pregnant."
I knew she was right; Rose had a lot of responsibilities behind the scenes at the station and was not one to delegate these tasks. As we finished our day, I started thinking: I could take over some of those tasks. I was capable and had the experience to be able to do what Rose does. I told Emmett as much that next Thursday and together, he and I approached the station manager and arranged for me to fill in for Rosalie so she could rest more and take care of herself and the baby. So that Thursday morning, instead of following Rosalie to the soundboards, Emmett and I steered her out the doors and to the car.
"Where are we going? Emmett, I have work to do!" Rosalie stated, turning around to walk back into the station.
"You're going home to rest, Rosie. Bella and Drew B are going to take care of things."
I nodded in agreement with my brother as Rose looked between the two of us, clearly confused.
"Drew B is going to handle putting together the bits for the Saturday Morning Replay while I do the scheduling for Events and appearances." Rosalie had already started to shake her head by the time I had finished. "Rose, there are more important things at stake!"
Her eyes filled up with tears as her hands slid over her barely-there tummy. Emmett scooped her up in a bear hug from behind as I completed the sandwich and smooshed her from the front, wrapping my arms around her and… well, as much of my brother as I could reach. I heard Drew B shuffle towards us moments before I felt him pressed against my back. I turned to glare at him over my shoulder but it was all lost, as his eyes were closed and his nose was buried in my hair.
"BACK THE FUCK OFF, CREEPER!" I shoved back, causing Drew B to stumble, and turned to take a swing at him, but Emmett caught my wrist.
"Whoa! Whoa! What's going on here?" Emmett looked between the two of us, completely confused.
"He needs to keep his grubby paws to himself!" I shouted.
Emmett choked back a laugh, causing me to turn to him with a glare.
"I'm sorry, B, but have you seen your bitchface? And 'grubby paws'? HAHAHA What the fuck is that?"
"Whatever," I grumbled and stormed back into the station.
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"Okay," Emmett's voice echoed in my headphones.
I was helping Drew B put together the Saturday Morning Re-Play for this week, and was editing the 'Weird Things Guys Say in Bed', an article I had found on thefrisky(dot)com.
1. "'I love you.' (It was a one-night stand.)"
2. "I want to lick your armpit."
Emmett laughed loudly as Bella and Rosalie gagged.
3. "There was one guy who could not get off without stringing together a bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence. For example: 'F**k whore a**hole b**ch f**k c**t p***y s**t!' So ridiculous."
4. "One guy begged me to slap his erect penis."
"Whaaaat the *BEEP*" Rosalie inquired. "That's…. creppy!"
5. "You're the first biological woman I've had sex with in a long time ..."
-(EMMETT) queued chirping crickets sound effect-
"Moving right along!" Bella chirped.
6. "My last girlfriend had a bangin' body."
7. "Your ass tastes like butterscotch."
8. "I'm sorry, I don't always cry like this."
"BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, What a pansy!" Drew B guffawed.
"Aww, shut up, it's okay for guys to cry after sex," Rose suggested.
"Not like a little *BEEP*, as suggested in this article! Don't roll your eyes at me!" Drew B defended.
9. "'Can I cut you?' My response, 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!'"
10. "Can I stick it in now?"
11. "'I just want to make you come, Jeanine.' (Not my name.)"
-(BELLA) queued ARTIST: The Ting Tings 'That's Not My Name'-
12. "Did you see 'Two girls, one cup?'"
"OH SHHHH*BEEP* That video was NAS-TAY!" Emmett commented loudly.
13. "Call me daddy."
14. "You're like a man in bed."
15. "I wanna shave you first."
16. "You're not pulling my balls hard enough."
17. "Don't worry, my mom has heard me have sex before."
18. "If we go back to my place, my roommate will totally join in."
19. "I met him on an online dating site. We had only emailed back and forth, but he kept saying, 'I'm a stranger. You don't know me, I'm a stranger, you don't know me. I'm a stranger you don't know me,' over and over again."
"Well that was enlightening!" Rosalie laughed lightly
"Hey, Andrew, should I cut this bit short for the commercial or continue it after the break?" I asked, turning towards him.
He took his headphones off, as he was editing the bit The Morning Show did featuring Keenan Cahill, the lip synching sensation, and looked over at me.
"I think you should clip it to wrap before the break, anything after that would just be overkill"
It came apparent to me over that week that I wouldn't be able to visit Edward- I just had too much to do. Taking on Rosalie's responsibilities made the studio more of a home to me than my condo. I was constantly scheduling, recording, or editing. Edward was incredibly understanding when I told him a few weeks later that I wouldn't be visiting him in Africa; he understood Rose's condition and was supportive in my decision to stay.
The plus side to being so busy was that the remainder of Edward's intern abroad flew by in no time.
I grabbed my keys and my purse as I skipped out the door, barely remembering to lock the door as I left my condo. I walked on air as I made my way through the parking garage to my car, and pressed my luck as I sped to the airport. I was bouncing in place as I watched the passengers pour out of the terminal, pushing up onto my tip toes to sea over the sea of people. I scanned their heads looking for the copper mess that I've been dying to comb my fingers through. My eyes swept from left to right, and then back again, my heart racing as the crowd got thinner and thinner. And then I saw him. With that crooked smile and low slung jeans, he stood leaning against the railing of the escalator. He looked at his watch before looking out at the crowd, assumingly in search of me. As our eyes locked, matching smiles bloomed over our faces. I pushed off the wall just as he reached the last step and took a running leap into the arms of the man I last saw three months before. After he caught me mid-jump, I looked into the green pools of his eyes and leaned forward to taste the lips I dreamed about since he left.
A/N:
Hi kids *smiles sheepishly* Sooooo, I know it's been like 2 months, but there are a lot of changes happening in my life right now. We're almost done!
I'm moving back home to South Florida! So if you live in the area, get at me and you can take me to lunch ;) Haha. ALSO! I'm jumping across the pond to visit jolly ole ENGLAND in February 2011, so if you're one of my beloved UK readers LET'S MEET FOR TEA! (I'm not eating clotted cream or spotted dick though, you've been warned.) I'm flying in to London, and will make my way through Essex, Cornwall, Bristol, and Barnstaple and I'm TOTES excited!