Thanks for all your reviews, I love hearing from you all.
Sorry about the wait! Moving house is so stressful and I still don't have constant access to the internet. Epic sad face.
I know some of you thought it was weird for Sofia to want male strippers but Sofia isn't gay she has always been attracted to men…
To the reviewer who pointed out my bad grammar skills. I do know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' I'm just lazy sometimes when it comes to editing...it's the Aussie in me. I'll try to be more vigilant next time.
Also Becky's night out was loosely based on my own personal experiences not that that's of any real importance.
~~~ Last Night ~~~
It was finally here. It was a Friday night and the girls were getting ready for their last night of freedom. Tomorrow they would be getting married and starting the rest of their lives together. It was exciting times!
In the end they had managed to organize a small wedding with close family and a few friends, pretty much what both Grace and Sofia had wanted. Judy and Marcus had flown over from Florida yesterday while Michael and Leroy will be flying in early tomorrow morning. Maria and her new 'friend' were already in New York so that was easy.
After pulling a few strings Santana had managed to get a small private garden that had a cancellation at the last minute. So that was sorted. The only trouble was getting someone to officiate it and getting someone who wouldn't charge them an arm and a leg to do it. Everyone was booked out and the next opening was two months away. So as the last resort a very last resort one that Quinn and Santana tried so hard to avoid...they ended up calling an old...well friend isn't the right word...acquaintance maybe...or more like the devil incarnate, to perform the ceremony.
Brittany thought it was ironic and kinda fitting that they would officiate the wedding seeing as they did hers and Santana's wedding. The only trouble was she demanded accommodation and refused to pay. Santana was none too pleased with that. Sue would be arriving tomorrow too.
Anywho Grace and her party were currently all getting ready at Toby's place...and by get ready, I mean they were getting drunk! Well except for Charlie and Ben. After the engagement party Charlie did not want a repeat of that night or the morning after.
So while they were over there Sofia and her party were over at the Lopez-Pierce house getting their drink on.
"Ok...ok so I wanna make a toast" Toby called out
Everyone quieted down and looked over at him.
"Kay so like I just wanna say. Gracie you're an awesome big sister, congratulations you lucky bitch and I love you and shit...to Gracie!" Toby yelled as he lifted his drink up then knocked it back
The rest of them cheered as well.
"Aw Toby that was beautiful" Grace teared up a bit then flung her arms around her brother hugging him tightly.
"My brother...a man of such elegant words" Charlie stated sarcastically
Ben and Hannah just laughed
Over at the Lopez-Pierce house Santana was mixing the drinks which never ended well while Brittany was taking loads of photos.
"Mom! I wanna photo with you!" Sofia called out
The Latina was pretty much already halfway to drunky town.
Sofia skipped over to her mom and pulled her into a tight hug both wore big grins as Maya took the photo. Sofia kissed her mom on the cheek then ran off to get her drink.
"It's a good one" Maya said as she handed the camera back to Brittany
Brittany just laughed when she saw it. Sofia looked like a crazy psycho with one eye closed while Brittany looked a little freaked out but was still smiling.
"Totally going on the wall." Brittany smirked
"Do you want me to take one of the three of you?" Maya asked
"Sure, do you want another drink?" Brittany asked
"No I'm fine...I can't drink too much with my medication" Maya replied quietly and looked away.
Brittany just nodded in understanding.
"You know Maya if...if you ever need anything me and Santana are always here for you." Brittany softly offered
"Thanks...but I'm fine" Maya replied with a small smile.
"Well our offer still stands...if you ever need it" Brittany told her before she headed over to get her two brunettes for the photo.
Grace and Hannah had gotten into the jelly shots and were drinking them like water.
Quinn and Rachel pulled Charlie aside and told her to watch out for them because if they kept it up they will pass out before they even leave.
Grace then came up to her mom and sat on her lap.
"Ooaf Gracie you're not little any more" Quinn groaned
"I know! Mom I'm getting married!" Grace cheered
Quinn just smiled
"And I'm so proud of you" Quinn added
"I'm proud of me too" Grace replied with a big smile
Quinn just laughed. Grace leaned back to rest against her mother and sighed contently.
"Mom" Grace whispered
"Yes Gracie" Quinn whispered back
"Is it breaking the rules if I like totally skip this and go have hot awesome sex with my fiancée?" Grace whispered
Quinn just laughed...then cringed.
"Gracie...yes that is totally breaking the rules" Quinn replied
"Damn...but I'm like...super horny right now" Grace slurred
"Honey please don't ever tell me something like that again" Quinn cringed again
Rachel was in the small kitchen getting some more cups when something caught her eye. Standing outside by the pool were two figures. Two very familiar figures who were standing rather close together so close in fact that they were pretty much on top of each other. With a small gasp Rachel just smiled to herself.
"I knew it" She muttered before she headed back out with the cups.
"Hey where's my little sister?" Grace asked looking around the room.
"I think she stepped outside for some fresh air" Rachel replied
"With Ben" She then added
Grace just nodded and then went back to her drink.
Not long after that Charlie and Ben came back in to tell everyone that the taxi was here. So they all said their goodbyes and grabbed their stuff before they headed out.
Because both taxis arrive pretty much at the same time each party blind folded Sofia and Grace so they couldn't see each other. But that didn't stop the two from calling out to one another.
"Sofia! I love you!"
"Gracie I totally wanna fuck you right now!" Sofia yelled back
"Oh my god me too!" Grace yelled
"Ok get in the damn car you horny queer" Santana huffed as she pushed her daughter towards the car.
"You too Gracie" Quinn added looking slightly embarrassed by her daughters outbursts.
Finally they all got into their taxis and were on their way. The four women that were left behind let out a sigh of relief.
"They are gonna be so hung-over for their wedding." Quinn stated
"Yep...total zombie photos" Santana replied
"Well let's just hope they don't end up sleeping in a random park all night" Rachel added
"Totally" Brittany nodded
"Well I guess we'll see you guys tomorrow" Rachel said
"Yep. What time do your dads get here?" Brittany asked
"About 8am. So I'll go pick them up while Quinn can deal with the hangovers." Rachel replied
"Fun" Quinn stated sarcastically
"What time does the she-devil arrive?" Rachel asked
"Early" Santana grumbled
"I do don't envy you" Quinn chuckled
"I still don't see why she has to stay with us. I mean your daughter is getting married too" Santana huffed
"Oh come on San we all know Brittany was her favourite" Quinn replied
Brittany just nodded
"It's true. She told me"
"And we all know she hates Rachel" Quinn then added
"It's true...she told me" Rachel nodded
They all laughed at that then said their goodbyes as they turned in for the night.
Brittany and Santana headed for the living room to watch a movie and drink some wine.
"This makes me feel old" Santana grumbled
"Why?"
"Because! Our baby girl is off having her bachelorette party while we're stuck at home watching movies" Santana replied
"Well we are fifty Santana. We're not spring chickens anymore" Brittany chuckled
"Shh don't remind me...I miss being young" Santana pouted
"I don't"
"What? What is wrong with you?" Santana asked in horror
Brittany just shrugged
"Well I mean there are some things I miss but I like where I am now in my life." Brittany replied
"Your crazy Chicken" Santana chuckled
Brittany just smiled
"And you're vain Bubbles"
"I know! Do you think I should get Botox?" Santana asked
"No." Brittany simply replied
"But I'm getting crow's feet around my eyes" Santana whined
"That's from all the glaring at people" Brittany stated
Santana just pouted
"And the pouting" Brittany giggled
"You like my pout" Santana smirked
Brittany just rolled her eyes playfully then started giggling when Santana began to kiss her on the cheek and all over her face and neck then she began to tickle her. Brittany just laughed as she squirmed away from her but Santana had the upper hand and pushed Brittany onto her back on the couch as Santana hovered above her.
"Sanny stop" Brittany laughed
"Only if you say the magic word"
"Please!" Brittany gasped through a laugh
Santana came to a stop but still hovered above her wife. Her dark hair falling around them like a curtain.
"Remember our bachelorette parties?" Santana asked with a soft smile
Brittany just nodded
"I nearly missed our wedding because of mine" Brittany giggled at the memory of her, Rachel, Tina and Mercedes waking up in some random park after her big night.
"Good thing those strippers found you" Santana chuckled.
"I miss them...we should all catch up again soon" Brittany replied
Santana just nodded with a smile.
"Britt-Britt I need to talk to you about something" Santana spoke softly
"What is it?"
"It's about work" Santana sighed as she sat up.
Brittany sat up too looking a little concerned
"Is everything ok?" She asked
"Yeah it's...it's not a bad thing. In fact it's a good thing. I'm going to be working on this high profile case that could really make a name for me." Santana replied
"But I thought you already had a pretty good name. You're a senior partner" Brittany replied
"I know...but...this is big. I can't really go into the details but it involves a certain member of the government and his love of sneaking around but if we win it could mean some big things coming our way." Santana replied
"Well that's a good thing" Brittany smiled
Santana nodded
"It is a good thing...the only problem is that I'm going to be super busy for the next few months...which means I'll be at work longer and I'll probably be a little bitchy because of the stress" Santana warned
"How many months?" Brittany asked
"I'm not sure. We've only just started the case and there's no telling how long it will go on for" Santana replied
Brittany looked down for a moment. Santana sat there a little worried.
"Britt?"
"That's great Santana...I mean for your career and everything" Brittany replied
"Are you ok with this though?" Santana asked
"Well of course I'm not ok with you working all the time because I miss you but I know this is something you want to do and I'm not going to stop you" Brittany smiled softly.
"I'll try not to get caught up in work all the time I promise I'll make time for us and the kids" Santana replied
"I'll hold you to that promise Mrs. Pierce" Brittany smirked
Santana just smiled and kissed her wife.
~~~ Beginning Of The Night ~~~
The bachelorette party stumbled into the strip club and Becky was ready to turn around and walk right back out again but Beth and Sofia stopped her.
"Come on Becky" Beth chuckled
"Ugh you so owe me Sofia" Becky glared at her as they headed towards a free table.
They sat down and ordered some drinks and waited for the show to begin. They didn't wait long though because several guys came walking out on stage and started removing their clothes.
"Oh great...I'm surrounded by naked men...every lesbian's dream" Becky stated dryly to herself
But no one else heard her because the other women were all enjoying the show.
"Aaand there's the most gross piece of anatomy out on display...lovely" Becky added sarcastically
"Oh come on its not like you've never seen a dick before" Sofia told her
"My son's don't count" Becky replied sounding annoyed
"I'm not talking about them I'm talking about what's his face that guy you fucked back in high school" Sofia replied as she sipped her drink
"Sofia just because I had horrible sex with a guy doesn't mean I actually looked at him while we did it" Becky replied
"Really? Not once?" Sofia asked
"No...it was bad enough feeling it through his pants let alone wanting to see it."
"Well then how did you have sex if you were so repulsed by it. I mean how did you get wet?" Sofia asked
"I just closed my eyes and thought about someone else" Becky replied
"Who?" Sofia smirked
"No one you don't know them" Becky quickly replied looking elsewhere
"Nu uh you're not getting away with not telling me...spill. Who did you think about when you had sex?" Sofia asked
Becky just mumbled her reply.
"I'm sorry what was that?" Sofia smirked
"I said the Cheerleading squad" Becky huffed
"Including me? You dirty little minx" Sofia replied with a smug smile
"Fuck you" Becky huffed
"In your dreams...literally" Sofia laughed
Becky just pouted and drank her drink.
About half an hour later Becky found herself to be in quite the predicament. It seems her dear friend Sofia with the help of Beth and Maya decided to order Becky a lap dance...Becky was not amused. The whole time Becky just sat there looking horrified and when it was all over she vowed her revenge.
"Stop laughing at me" Becky grumbled
"We're not laughing at you. We're laughing with you. You're just not cooperating." Sofia chuckled
While Beth and Maya tried to hide their smiles.
~~~ Not 16 Anymore ~~~
Grace had to admit...she was a little giddy. She hadn't been back here since her short visit back when she was sixteen. She could have gone since then and nothing really stopped her but she didn't just want to be one of those pervy people who just go for the sake of going. She decided to herself that she would only go for a special occasion. And finally that time had arrived.
Hannah was almost as excited as Grace. For her bachelorette party the girls hired a stripper instead of going to a strip club. So this was her first time too.
Toby on the other hand had been there before he and his mates went for his 21st birthday and his Aunty Tee made sure he got a great deal.
Ben was a little apprehensive about going in he wasn't really sure what to expect and Charlie wasn't all that thrilled about going. Before they went in Charlie pulled her sister to the side. Grace was already tipsy from their pre-drinks and was at the super happy talks-a-lot stage of drunkenness.
"Gracie I love you but I don't think I want to go in there and look at a bunch of naked women" Charlie said
"Charlie I know you're like super dooper straight and I love that you're so confident and secure in your sexuality but your my sister. I want to celebrate with you. It's not so much about the hot naked ladies it's more about...sharing the experience. I'm only getting married once...and when you get married I'll go to your bachelorette party and I'm sure you'll want male strippers but I'll be there because it's your night" Grace rambled.
"Alright...I mean I do want to celebrate with you" Charlie replied
"Great!" Grace cheered and wrapped her arm around her little sister's shoulder.
"So do you want two or three girls for your lap dance?" Grace asked
Charlie paled a little
"I'm kidding! Jeez Cha-Cha" Grace laughed
"Shut up and lets just go in there" Charlie huffed
"That's the spirit!" Grace cheered.
~~~ Blast From The Past ~~~
Sofia was totally enjoying herself as several guys danced half naked up on stage. Becky looked bored out of her mind as she made a sculpture of something out of toothpicks and napkins it sort of resembled a woman's body, while she contemplated whether or not she could get away with throwing spit balls at the strippers without getting caught.
Sofia signalled for the topless waiter to come over and got the shock of her life.
"Greg!"
The man looked shocked and slightly embarrassed.
"Sofia? Is that you?" He asked
The Latina nodded still a little shocked to see her old boyfriend working as a stripper she stood up to give him a hug.
"W-What...how...you're a stripper?" She asked
"Um...yeah" he replied
"What happened to football?" She asked
"I busted my shoulder and couldn't play anymore" He replied sadly
"And so you turn to stripping?"
"Well no not right away. A buddy of mine told me about it when I couldn't get a job. The money's pretty good" He replied
"Wow...I...this is a very surreal moment right now" Sofia chuckled
"Sure is. You're with the bachelorette party?" He asked
Sofia nodded then held up her left hand showing him her ring.
"Oh wow so you're the one getting hitched. Congratulations" He smiled
"Thanks"
"So who's the lucky bastard?" He chuckled
"Gracie" Sofia replied
Greg just nodded
"Figures...you two were inseparable"
"So...do you do private shows?" She asked trying to sound casual
Greg just chuckled and nodded
"How's about...for old times sake..." She smirked then wiggled her brows
"I'm in room 2...and I'll give you it free of charge...think of it as my wedding gift" He smirked
"Sweet" Sofia cheered
"I'll be in there in around 30 minutes" He told her then went back to work.
Sofia just smiled and turned back to the stage.
"Was that Greg from high school?" Becky asked
"Yep"
"Your ex-boyfriend?"
"Yep" Sofia chuckled
"Wow"
Becky then sighed
"Sofia I'm bored. And seriously if I see one more dick I am just gonna hurl right here."
"Oh come on Becky just deal with it. Beth and Maya are having a good time" Sofia pointed out
And indeed they were having a good time. They were currently shoving dollar bills into some cowboy's chaps. Becky just rolled her eyes.
"I miss boobs and vag" She mumbled as she sipped her drink.
~~~ Boobs and Vag ~~~
Gracie was having the time of her life as was Hannah and Toby. Ben just looked uncomfortable and tried not to look because he was embarrassed but he was only human and couldn't help but look. Charlie was talking to her Aunty Tee telling her she should invest in some male strippers.
"You know I did think about doing that but my main audience are lesbians so I decided to just stick with it" Tina replied
"I guess." Charlie sighed as she sipped her non-alcoholic drink.
"Gracie seems to be enjoying herself" Tina smiled
Charlie looked over and yes Gracie was enjoying herself. In fact she was having the time of her life with a big breasted brunette cheerleader stripper.
"Although you might want to save Ben he's looking a little overwhelmed." Tina chuckled
Charlie whipped her head around to see and ok maybe she got like a tiny bit jealous when she saw three different strippers dancing near or pretty much on him.
Without so much as a goodbye to her Aunt, Charlie marched over there and pulled Ben away from the three strippers and dragged him over to some place more quiet and away from everybody else.
"Thanks" Ben chuckled
"Yeah well, I figured you could do with some rescuing" Charlie smiled hiding her slight jealousy.
"It was pretty crazy...I'm not sure I could get used to a place like this...half the time I'm just thinking these are someone's daughters and it's just weird" Ben rambled
"Do you want to leave?" Charlie asked sounding a little hopeful.
"What about Grace?"
"Trust me...she won't notice or care" Charlie replied as she nodded to her left
Ben looked at what she was nodding to and there was Gracie dancing or well grinding with two strippers having a hoot of a time.
"Besides I'm not really into the whole stripper thing. Especially women...although some of these ladies are rather attractive it's just not for me" Charlie added
"Where do you want to go then?" Ben asked
Grace sat back down next to her brother at their table after dancing with the strippers and skulled back her drink that he handed to her.
"Having fun?" Toby chuckled
"Yes!" Grace yelled with a big smile
"Well sis the night is still young and I have an awesome treat for you" Toby smirked
"Sweet!" Grace cheered
"Hey where's Hannah? And Charlie and Ben?" Grace asked
"I think Ben and Charlie went off for a little something, something." Toby grinned and wiggled his eyebrows
"Seriously?" Grace gasped
Toby nodded
"Totally. Our little Charlie and our dear Benny boy are totally fucking behind our backs. It's so obvious"
"Toby don't say that she's our baby sister" Grace cringed
"Hey at least it's just Ben and not that fuckhead Flynn." Toby argued
"Well...yeah but still. How long do you think it's been going on?" Grace asked
"Hard to tell but my money is on about a week." Toby shrugged
"Why haven't they told anyone?" Grace then asked
"Come on Gracie. Our mothers would go crazy over it. I'm sure Aunty B has a whole other folder dedicated to Ben and Charlie's wedding" Toby smirked
"Ugh don't Toby...we really hurt her." Grace replied sadly
"I know...but none of that tonight. We are here to celebrate your last night of freedom so let's get waisted and sleep with some strippers!" Toby held his glass up for a toast.
Grace just gave him a look
"Alright fine no sleeping with strippers...but we can still get waisted!" Toby replied again raising his glass.
Grace toasted with him and knocked back the rest of her drink.
"So where is Hannah?" Grace asked
"Oh she's over there" Toby pointed
Grace looked over and there was Hannah getting very cosy with a blonde stripper.
Becky sat at the bar twirling a little paper umbrella in her hand and looking through her phone...no new messages. With a heavy sigh she closed her phone and ordered another drink. She just rolled her eyes at the bartender who was trying so hard to flirt with her it was just tragic.
"Well you look as excited to be here as I do" A voice came up from behind her
Becky was a little startled but looked over at who was talking to her.
"I'm sorry do I know you?" Becky asked
"No...but you just looked bored and well I figured maybe we could talk...because I am so totally bored right now" She nervously asked
"Sure" Becky sighed
She had nothing better to do. Sofia was off having her private show and Beth and Maya were somewhere.
"I'm Emily." The blonde smiled and held her hand out as she sat down at the bar.
"Becky" She replied taking the offered hand.
Sofia was completely smashed. She had lost count of how many drinks she had throughout the night but somehow she was still standing.
She sat down on the comfy sofa and waited for Greg to show up she almost fell asleep as soon as she sat down but Greg showed up pretty quickly.
"So...this is a little awkward" Greg chuckled
"I know right...but it's not like I've never seen you naked before." Sofia smirked
"That is true...I've also seen you naked too" Greg replied
"Well obviously I've gotten hotter over the last ten or so years" Sofia smirked
"Obviously...Gracie's a lucky girl"
"Nah...I'm the lucky one" Sofia sighed wistfully
Greg just smiled. He was happy that they were still together and were getting married. After he and Sofia broke up they drifted a bit but towards the end of high school they became friends again. But college and life got in the way and they lost touch.
"So do you want full or half?" Greg asked
"Full" Sofia smirked
Grace was dragged into a private room by Toby and Hannah before they locked her in and laughed evilly as they walked away. Grace was slightly confused and a little annoyed because she was missing the show. With a huff Grace sat down on the only chair in the room and just waited. Suddenly the lights went out and Grace was a little freaked out until a soft red glow began to appear on the walls, but they weren't walls they were windows and in those windows were girls...really hot girls with barely any clothes on and now all seven of them were coming towards Grace.
"Oh...my...god" Grace muttered to herself as she crossed her legs.
Becky placed her drink back down on the bar as she laughed.
"Seriously?" Becky asked
"Yep" Emily chuckled
"Wow...she sounds like a bitch"
"Totally...but seriously you should see my boss...total MILF."
"Yeah but didn't you say she was like 50 or something?" Becky asked
"Yeah but she's a hot fifty. You know I'm pretty sure she had a boob job" Emily replied
"Well your lucky, my boss is a middle aged man who is losing his hair and he kinda spits when he talks" Becky chuckled
"So how come you're here?" Emily asked
"Oh it's my friend's bachelorette party she's here somewhere" Becky shrugged
"Same...well not really...it's more of a 'I'm about to get divorced' party" Emily replied
"Oh" Becky looked down and subconsciously fiddled with her wedding ring.
"Yeah it was a messy break up. Her husband cheated with their maid I swear it was like a soap opera. He swears that it was just once but my friend was just completely crushed by it. I mean I couldn't imagine how painful it would be to find out that your husband or wife had slept with someone else." Emily rambled
"Yeah..." Becky mumbled as she looked down at her drink.
Grace stumbled out of the private room looking a little dazed and had a silly grin on her face.
"Guys...like...wow...boobs...so many boobs...everywhere" Grace muttered
Toby and Hannah just nodded and dragged Grace back to their table to continue to watch the show.
"Oh my god Becky!" Sofia rushed out and nearly knocked the blonde off her stool.
"What?" Becky grumbled
"I...and..." That was all she got out before she burst into tears
Becky's eyes widened in shock she so wasn't expecting that. Emily gave her a worried look.
"Is this normal?"
"I've been asking that since the day I met her." Becky mumbled to herself
Sofia threw her arms around the blonde and continued to cry
"I'll just...it was nice talking to you" Becky smiled as she stood up with Sofia still attached to her
"Yeah you too...I hope your friend is ok" Emily replied
"She'll be fine" Becky replied as she and Sofia started to move to a more quiet part of the club.
Becky sat Sofia down on the small couch but before she could let go Sofia pulled her down next to her. Becky just rolled her eyes as Sofia cuddled up to her and cried. Becky just sat there awkwardly patting Sofia's back to try and comfort her.
"There, there...it's ok" Becky added in hopes that she would stop
"No it's not!" Sofia sobbed
"What happened?" Becky asked
"I'm a horrible fiancée" Sofia cried
"Why?"
"Because! I saw Greg naked" Sofia cried louder
"Yeah...well Sofia we are at a strip club it was bound to happen" Becky replied
"Yeah but that's not all" Sofia sniffed
Becky frowned at that.
"What do you mean? Sofia what did you do?" Becky asked with concern.
~~~ You Can Leave Your Hat On ~~~
Meanwhile in a quiet street in a moderate sized house two others were having their very own party.
"Now shake 'em. You give me reason to live."
Quinn sang as she danced towards her wife who was sitting on a chair in the middle of the living room. Rachel being Rachel was doing the backup singing even though Quinn told her not too. But in the end it just made it more fun.
"You can leave your hat on"Rachel sang and giggled as Quinn started stripping while she sang and danced.
Quinn giggled too as she threw her short shorts at Rachel's head.
Now clad in only her underwear and her fedora hat Quinn straddled Rachel's lap wrapping her arms around the brunette's neck pushing their bodies close together. Rachel ran her hands up and down her wife's sides as she listened to her sing and apparently Quinn was doing a Tom Jones medley for some reason...not sure why but there you go.
"Just help yourself to my lips, to my arms just say the word and they are yours!"
Rachel began to kiss along Quinn's clavicle as her hands travelled up the blonde's back to undo her bra. While Rachel was doing this Quinn was unbuttoning Rachel's shirt as she continued to sing although her words were getting mixed up and she was singing half off key...she was distracted a little.
"She's a lady, whoa she's a lady"Quinn then began to sing
"Quinn sweetheart I love you but please stop singing and just fuck me already" Rachel panted.
She was already worked up and just wanted to get to the good bit.
"Kay" Quinn nodded
Quinn slid off her wife's lap and sat down on her knees between Rachel's legs as she ran her hands up to take her wife's underwear off as well as her skirt. Once the annoying clothes were out of the way Quinn dove straight in much to Rachel's delight. She grabbed a fistful of blonde hair in one hand and used the other to steady herself on the chair. Quinn circled her tongue over her wife's clit then dropped down to tease her entrance going back and forward slowly torturing the brunette in the best possible way ever. Quinn pulled Rachel's leg over her shoulder for better access. In the back of her mind Rachel thought it was a little amusing that while Quinn was going down on her the song playing was Sex Bomb. But both women were too focused on what Quinn was doing between Rachel's legs to pay attention to anything else going on around them.
Ben paid the taxi driver his money then took Charlie's hand as they walked up the pathway.
"Do you think it's weird that we're together and so are our sisters?" Charlie asked
"Well...maybe a little...but what does it matter?" Ben replied
"It doesn't...not to me anyway" Charlie smiled
Ben just smiled too and then untangled his fingers from Charlie's to place his arm around her shoulders pulling her in closer. Charlie smiled brighter and cuddled up to his side.
"Is that music coming from your house?" Ben asked
"Sounds like it...maybe my moms are watching a musical." Charlie replied
"I don't think I've heard that one" Ben mused as Charlie put her key into the lock.
"Same...which is strange because I've seen pretty much every musical" Charlie replied
"Oh well I guess we'll find out" Ben said as he waited for Charlie to enter the house first.
"Hey mom, Ma we're hoOOH DEAR GOD MY EYES!" Charlie screamed at the top of her lungs
There for all to see were her two mommies doing something a child should never see her two mommies doing.
Rachel's eyes went wide with shock and horror her face pretty much matched her daughters at this point. Ben's face turned bright red then he used both hands to cover his eyes and turned around just to be sure he couldn't see anything anymore. Quinn looked up from her spot between her wife's legs a little confused. She looked up at her wife who was looking a little pale by now. Quinn turned around wiping her mouth with the back of her hand when she saw her youngest daughter standing there looking horrified.
The colour drained from Quinn's face as she quickly stood up closing Rachel's legs as she went and tried to make this horrible situation go away...Quinn sweetie just quit while you're ahead.
"Charlie it's not what it looks like" Quinn blurted out.
Charlie just stood there mute...and pretty much thinking of gouging her eyes out with a spork.
"I...w-we...the thing is..." Quinn stuttered
"Mom you're not wearing a top" Charlie finally got some words out though it was a struggle
"Huh?" Quinn looked confused then looked down and realised that yes she was not wearing a top and had her boobs out for all to see.
In mortification Quinn just crossed her arms over her chest all the while Rachel was quietly putting her panties back on.
"What are you doing home so early?" Quinn asked to try and move on from this horrible moment.
"That's what you're concerned about? Mom I just...and you...Ma...I need to bleach my eyes!" Charlie rambled
Quinn looked down in embarrassment. While Rachel was just beside herself this was worse than when Beth caught them that one time.
"Honey I'm sorry that you had to see that." Rachel mumbled from her spot by the chair.
"So you should be! I mean my god! You guys have a bedroom why must you...do that in the living room and defile a perfectly good chair?" Charlie argued
"Well I couldn't give your Ma her lap dance in our room there isn't enough space" Quinn replied
"Oh god mom stop! Stop talking! Please!" Charlie covered her ears as she yelled
"Charlie" Quinn sighed as she tried to remove her daughter's hand from her head.
"Mom! Boobs!" Charlie yelled in horror once again
"Sorry!" Quinn yelped and covered her boobs up.
"Charlie why don't you and Ben just go upstairs now and we can just pretend this never happened" Rachel suggested
"I'll need a brain and eye transplant for that to happen Ma. I'm scarred for life!" Charlie cried out dramatically
With that Charlie grabbed Ben's arm and dragged him up the stairs as he still had his hands over his eyes.
"Well...it could have been worse" Quinn said after a long pause
"How?" Rachel asked in exasperation
"She could have brought home a new boyfriend instead it was just Ben" Quinn replied
Rachel just looked at her wife as if she had two heads.
"Seriously Quinn? Seriously?"
"What?" Quinn looked utterly confused
Rachel just sighed and shook her head
"Darling you are the love of my life but you can be so dense sometimes"
"Heyyy" Quinn pouted
"Open your eyes Quinn. Charlie...Ben...home...together." Rachel was thinking she might have to spell it out next.
"What are you saying? They always do this" Quinn asked
"Oh my god. Quinn, Charlie and Ben are together as in they are dating" Rachel told her
"What? Since when?" Quinn yelled
"Probably only a week or so"
"How do you know? Am I the last to know again?" Quinn looked hurt
"No, no, no, no Quinn it's not a repeat of Gracie and Sofia. I don't think anyone knows yet." Rachel quickly assured her
"Well then how do you know?" Quinn asked
"I could just tell...that and I saw them kissing earlier this evening." Rachel shrugged
"Well...if you knew then why did you let them go up there alone? There are beds up there!" Quinn yelled
"Quinn relax" Rachel pulled Quinn back stopping her from going up stairs.
"Rach...he's up there with our teenage daughter!"
"Yes I do know that. But do you remember who exactly it is up there with our daughter? Ben would never do anything like that he is a gentleman and he respects Charlie and us" Rachel reminded her.
Quinn didn't look all that sure even though she knew Rachel was right. Quinn had just been slightly over protective of Charlie. Especially when it came to this. She was paranoid about her children getting pregnant at a young age. She knew she wouldn't have to worry about Grace and there was a time when she was concerned about Toby but then Maya came along and she knew they were becoming more responsible. But then Maya left and Toby went off the rails a little and ended up with Ally. Quinn was just worried about Charlie because she wanted things too much and always saw the good in people without seeing the bad. Quinn loved that about her daughter but she knew Charlie was more susceptible to giving people what they want, she was a people pleaser.
"Quinn its Ben...the little boy who would write Charlie poems and give her flowers just because. We couldn't have asked for a better suitor for our baby girl, he'll treat her right." Rachel added.
"I guess" Quinn mumbled
"Just be thankful she didn't go back to Flynn" Rachel smirked
"God he was such a duchebag." Quinn replied
"Yes dear" Rachel chuckled as she handed her wife her top
"Ugh I can't believe they saw us like that" Quinn cringed
"I know...It's going to be a little awkward for a while" Rachel sighed
"Awkward's my middle name Rach." Quinn replied
Rachel just laughed and nodded
Up in Charlie's room Ben sat on her bed while Charlie paced and ranted over what just happened downstairs.
"Charlie"
"What?" She huffed
"Your kinda making me dizzy"
"Sorry" Charlie stopped and sat down next to him
"God it was awful. It was worse than finding out that our mother's had sex together. Or that Christmas when our sisters were having extremely loud sex together...god our families are just a bunch of sex crazed nymphos!" Charlie began to rant again.
Ben just nodded
"Well our night is officially ruined" Charlie huffed
"Well...it hasn't been too bad. I mean...we got to spend time together that's always a plus for me" Ben replied
Charlie just smiled and kissed him.
"You're quite the charmer" She chuckled
Ben just blushed
"Come on let's go to bed I'm so tired and maybe some sleep will remove those horrible images of tonight" Charlie yawned
"Oh ok...I'll um...I'll see you tomorrow then" Ben stood up
"Wait where are you going?" Charlie asked slightly confused
"Home"
"Why? Just sleep here"
"I can't"
"Why?" Charlie asked still confused
"Well...b-because...I mean...we're together now and...y-your mom..."
"Ben we've slept together thousands of times before just because you're my boyfriend now doesn't mean we have to stop...my parents don't even know about us yet...a-and we won't be doing anything besides sleeping" Charlie replied shyly
"It wouldn't be right though...I don't like lying to them"
"Ok...how about tomorrow we tell everyone" Charlie suggested
"Are you sure?"
Charlie just nodded
"Now come to bed" She added
"But wha-"
"Ben don't worry so much." Charlie cut him off
"Ok" Ben muttered before he took his shoes off as did Charlie.
"I think some of your shorts are still here" Charlie said as she got up to look through her wardrobe.
After getting changed, Charlie didn't bother to say goodnight to her mothers in fear of what she might see so she and Ben got into bed and like always they ended up cuddling up to each other.
~~~ Confessions And Acts Of Contrition ~~~
Sofia continued to cry her eyes out as she tried to tell Becky what happened. But Becky couldn't understand a word she was saying.
"Ok Pierce stop. Stop I can't understand you. Take a deep breath and tell me" Becky instructed
Sofia sniffled as she nodded. She did what Becky told her to do and then begun her story.
"I was...Greg was doing his thing. You know his dance thing or whatever you call it...anyway he was taking off his clothes and..." Sofia rambled
"And?" Becky prompted her
"I got excited" Sofia mumbled
Becky just looked confused
"You're crying because you got turned on?" Becky asked
"Yes! Becky I'm only supposed to feel these things for Grace!" Sofia cried
"Ok" Becky replied not really seeing what the major drama was
"Sofia...you didn't do anything wrong" Becky gently told her
"Thinking it is just as bad as doing it...isn't that what your god says?" Sofia replied
"Well...yes but you don't believe in god so it doesn't matter"
"Becky can you just take me home?" Sofia mumbled sadly.
"Are you sure?"
Sofia just nodded.
~~~ Home To Bed ~~~
With the help of Beth and Maya, Becky dragged Sofia up to the Lopez-Pierce house. She contemplated just dumping her on the doorstep but thought better of it just to avoid the scary glare of Brittany. And well the poor girl was still upset about earlier. She had calmed down on the ride back home but was still a sad panda.
Sofia could barely stand upright but she was still conscious. After saying thanks, Beth took Maya home.
Becky grabbed Sofia's bag to search for keys but when that came up empty she went for her pockets. Sofia didn't help at all she just stood there quietly giggling to herself.
"Sofia stop fidgeting" Becky huffed
"Stop trying to get into my pants then" Sofia slurred
"You wish...I'm looking for your keys"
"That's what they all say...just admit it...you think I'm hot" Sofia smirked
Seems like she has gotten over her freak out from before and is back to being her obnoxious self.
"Yes Sofia that is exactly it, now stop moving" Becky rolled her eyes
"Ha! I knew it! That's why you hated me because secretly you so totally wanted all up on this" Sofia continued to giggle
"Sofia where are your keys?" Becky sighed and chose to ignore that last statement
"Oh I didn't bring any with me" Sofia smiled innocently
Becky was not impressed
"Then why did you just stand there making me look for them?" Becky hissed
"I was giving you a cheap thrill by feeling me up" Sofia chuckled
"Oh my god you can be so infuriating sometimes" Becky huffed
"But that's why you love me" Sofia smiled and patted Becky's head.
"You have very soft hair" She then mused
Becky just rolled her eyes and removed Sofia's hand from her hair.
"Thanks...now how do we get inside if you don't have a key?"
Sofia just shrugged her shoulders.
Becky just sighed. She really didn't want to wake up Brittany and Santana but it seemed like it was the only option so she rang the doorbell and waited.
Becky started to feel a little uncomfortable though because Sofia was just standing there staring at her.
"What?"
When Sofia did reply Becky just got more annoyed
"Seriously, what?" She asked again
"I totally love you Becky" Sofia finally spoke
The blonde was slightly taken back by that.
"Huh?"
"I know I'm such a bitch to you alls the time but...You're a great friend...especially tonight and so...I totally love you" Sofia said with as much sincerity as she could while drunk as a skunk.
"Um...Thanks" Becky replied a little unsure what to say to that.
"Not in a gay way though...because I have my beautiful Gracie and you have Skippy the bush kangaroo but I do, I love you" Sofia began to ramble.
"I...I love you too" Becky replied
Sofia's face brightened up with a big smile. Then she threw her arms around the blonde for a big hug
"Yay! We're friends now!" Sofia cheered
Becky just chuckled to herself as she returned the hug. She knew Sofia would probably forget all this in the morning but it was nice anyways.
~~~ Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go ~~~
Sofia felt like shit, her head was literally about to explode, her stomach was ready to escape and her mouth was dry and just disgusting. Hangovers are never pretty. Sofia chanced it when she rolled over onto her side but was slightly concerned when she felt a warm body lying next to her.
A bolt of fear and dread rushed through her body. She couldn't really remember much of last night and she had no idea who this body belonged to she was too scared to open her eyes and find out. Especially when some memories of Greg filtered through her mind. But then the body moved, taking a deep breath Sofia slowly opened her eyes. What she saw made her scream which just made the other person scream...it was Becky.
Sofia and Becky both jumped out of bed ignoring their hung-over bodies for the moment. Both girls quickly checked to make sure they still had their clothes on luckily they did...would have been a little awkward if they didn't.
"Oh thank god" Becky sighed
"What the hell? Why were you in bed with me?" Sofia asked
"I don't know! I must have passed out or something" Becky replied
"Ugh I feel sick" Sofia groaned as she slowly sat back down on her bed.
"Please don't hurl in front of me" Becky cringed holding her own stomach.
"I can't make any promises" Sofia muttered
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and a tall blonde came walking in holding a tray with some water and bananas on it.
"Morning ladies...figured you'd need these" Brittany smiled as she placed the tray onto the bed.
"Thanks Brittany" Becky smiled as she grabbed the aspirin first.
"Thank you mommy" Sofia murmured as she covered her eyes.
"Aww...Ducky come on take the aspirin and eat the banana it will help" Brittany chuckled
"I feel like my whole body was run over by a train." Sofia whimpered
Brittany just laughed at her daughter.
"Well then listen to your mother. Eat all this and then sleep it off. You don't want to look like a zombie at your own wedding" Brittany told her
Sofia just made a bunch of groans and grumbled as she did as she was told.
"You too Becky" Brittany added
"I would but I'd rather be cuddled up to my Aussie...I'm gonna head over to the Fabray's for a few hours...that's if I don't keel over in their front yard." Becky replied as she tried getting up
"You sure?"
Becky just nodded
"Alright just be back at around 12 o'clock, do you need a hand down the stairs?"
"Yes please" Becky replied a little sheepishly.
Brittany just smiled before she kissed her daughter's forehead and pulled the covers over her then took Becky's hand and helped her out of the Pierce house.
Becky stumbled her way over to the Berry-Fabray house to snuggle up to her wife she was surprised she actually made it over there without throwing up or dying.
Quinn answered the door and just chuckled at the state of her.
"Oh god Becky you look terrible" Quinn smirked
"Thank you Quinn...just the self-esteem boost I needed this morning" Becky grumbled
Quinn just laughed and helped the poor blonde inside.
Grace and Hannah were slumped on the couch wearing their sunglasses and cursing anyone who dares make a sound.
"Girls Becky is here!" Quinn yelled
The three of them just cringed and Grace possibly hissed like a cat at the loud noise Quinn just laughed as she headed back into the kitchen.
Becky practically crawled over to her wife and snuggled up beside her.
"My head" She whined
"Shhh...sleepy time" Hannah patted her on the cheek.
"Stop talking my head is going to explode" Grace grumbled
About two hours later they finally woke up feeling slightly better.
"Ugh my mouth is all dry" Grace cringed
"Moooommmm I need water" Grace called out
"Get it yourself!" Quinn yelled back
"But moooommmm!" Grace replied
"You're a big girl now Gracie you can get yourself a drink of water" Quinn called back
With a heavy sigh Grace rolled off the couch and dragged herself into the kitchen. Then dragged herself back to the couch.
"So how was your night?" Hannah asked her wife
"Alright"
"Only alright?"
"Well you can only have so much fun when you're the only lesbian at an all-male strip club so" Becky shrugged
Grace nearly choked on her water when she heard that.
"You went to a male strip club?"
Becky nodded
"Yeah...totally boring...not one naked woman in sight" She added sadly
Grace was suddenly feeling sick all over again.
"Did Sofia have fun?" She then asked a little worried about what the answer will be.
"Time of her fricking life. She was like a kid in a candy store" Becky huffed
Once again Grace felt sick and she wasn't sure if it was just from last night's alcohol.
~~~ Missing Pants ~~~
Toby was a little confused when he woke up under the kitchen table that morning...not sure how that happened. Also his pants were missing...once again not too sure how that happened.
He slowly crawled out only to find Maya fast asleep on top of the table. Toby just stood there a little confused by the whole thing. He gently shook Maya's shoulder to wake her up.
"Maya" He softly called out to her
"Hmm?" Was her only response
"Wake up."
"In a minute" She mumbled still half asleep
"Come on rise and shine beautiful" Toby replied
"Toby...shhh" Maya grumbled
"Maya you'll fall off the table in a minute"
That woke her up. She cracked open an eye and yes indeed she was on the table.
"How did that happen?" She asked
"Beats me" Toby chuckled
He held his hand out for her to take so he could help Maya off the table.
"Toby"
"Yeah?"
"Why don't you have any pants on?" Maya asked
"Hmm?" Toby looked down then blushed a little before covering himself
"Sorry...I...have no idea where my pants went" He replied
"And your underwear?" Maya raised an eyebrow
"I go commando" Toby smirked
Maya just chuckled and shook her head.
"Well it's not like I've never seen you naked before" She added as she began to look for his clothes
"That's true...in fact if memory serves me well. You demanded for your eighteenth birthday that I remain naked all day" Toby chuckled
Maya just laughed at that memory
"That was a good birthday" She replied
"Yeah it was...until my sister came over and saw us" Toby added
That made Maya laugh out loud.
"Poor Gracie...she didn't know what to do with herself...I'm pretty sure she would have fainted if she didn't trip over as she tried to make a run for it" Maya replied
Toby nodded as he laughed
"Good times" He added
"Well I can't find your pants" Maya sighed
"Same...damn I liked those jeans" Toby huffed
"Well I'm going to go have a shower then we should go pick up Ally from your Grandma's place. I was thinking the three of us should go to the ranch and spend the night there after the wedding. It's really pretty up there at night and you can even see the stars." Maya suggested
"Sure...she'll love it" Toby smiled warmly
"Great...I'll only be a few minutes" Maya smiled before she turned to head towards the bathroom.
While Maya was in the shower Toby continued to look for his pants but they weren't anywhere in his apartment. So he decided to make some breakfast for himself and Maya.
Things between the two had been slightly awkward since Ally's little declaration the other day. Toby and Maya never mentioned it again because neither one knew what the other thought about it.
Maya was concerned that Toby might feel put out by his daughter thinking of her as a parent. Don't get her wrong Maya thought it was sweet and she kinda felt like she belonged there.
Toby on the other hand was worried that it would freak Maya out and put pressure on her. Toby secretly didn't mind that Ally thought of Maya as another parent. Toby had always wanted his daughter to have a mother. Sure Ally was surrounded by a lot of strong and pretty awesome women with her aunts and grandmothers but they weren't her mother. To him, Maya seemed perfect for Ally. They got on well and he knew his daughter totally idolized Maya and Maya loved Ally it was obvious.
The only problem was what did this all mean for them? Toby never really got over Maya when she left he tried and for a while he did but as soon as he saw her again it was like he was eighteen again and those feelings were still there. Of course once he heard she was engaged he put those feelings away because he didn't want to ruin her happiness. But then Alex turned out to be a complete asshole and so those feelings began to resurface. Especially during the Halloween party and they shared that kiss.
That was another thing they didn't talk about ever again. That was becoming their problem. They never talked about the big things and discussed what it all means. Once Toby realised this he made a decision to talk to Maya about it all because it was becoming confusing and he just wanted to know where they stand and if Maya felt the same.
As he flipped the last pancake and placed it on the plate there was a knock on the door. Toby quickly washed his hands before he answered it.
"Ma hi" He smiled
"Hey Toby...um...honey could you please put some pants on? I know I used to change your diaper and I've seen everything but that doesn't mean I need to see it again" Rachel replied
Toby got a little carried away with his thoughts and so he kinda forgot to do something.
"Oh shit, sorry Ma" He yelled as he quickly ran off to get some pants.
After he came back Rachel just chuckled and shook her head.
"Anyway I just came over to tell you that your other pants are in the washing basket" Rachel told him
"Why? How did you get them?" He asked
"Well...last night when you came home you thought it was a great idea to strip down and run around the yard and go for a swim...me and your mother spent a good twenty minutes convincing you to get out. Then you grabbed your shirt and ran in here. After that we just left you to it" Rachel explained
"Oh...sorry" Toby replied with a sheepish grin.
"Yeah...just next time please wear underwear. Your mothers really don't want to see it all hanging out." Rachel chuckled
Toby just laughed and nodded
"Where's Maya?" Rachel asked
"Shower"
Rachel nodded
"Wait she didn't see you naked did she?"
"Ma we used to date she's seen me naked before"
"Well yes ok obviously, but that was when you two were together...are you and Maya back together?" Rachel asked
Toby sighed and scratched the back of his neck.
"Honestly Ma...I have no idea what is going on between us. I mean in every aspect we are pretty much a couple except for you know having sex but in everything else we are...Even Ally thinks of Maya as her other parent." Toby replied quietly just in case Maya could hear.
"You should talk to her about it...and Ally. You don't want her getting confused and too attached"
"I will...I am. Today we'll talk about it" Toby replied
"Good...you know I just want you to be happy. I know it's been hard these last few years. Being a single parent and working...your mother and I are so proud of what you've achieved Toby. You deserve some happiness too...and so does Maya." Rachel softly told her son
Rachel had always felt a little sorry for Toby. He was the middle child and the only boy in the family. She knew it was hard for him sometimes. He was always competing against Grace when it came to sports the one thing he was pretty good at but Grace was always just that little bit better and he couldn't sing like Charlie could. When he was younger he felt a little left out because of all this but he soon came to find his place within his family. He had always concluded that...
Rachel was the head of the family, Grace was the heart, Quinn was all their awesome craziness, Charlie was the glue that stuck them together and Toby was the protector. He saved them from spiders, he defended them and he helped scare away Charlie's potential boyfriends.
"Thanks Ma" Toby replied
"When is the trial?" Rachel asked
"Next week" Toby sighed
"How is she doing?"
"Well...the nightmares have pretty much stopped but she hasn't really talked about it...She tries to act brave but I think this whole trial thing is getting to her" Toby replied sadly
"Well let her know that we are all here for her ok?"
Toby nodded
"Alright I better get going and pick up my dads from the airport and probably save your sister and Hannah from your mother. I think she's having too much fun annoying the poor things" Rachel chuckled
"How are they?" Toby grinned
"Well from the looks of it I'm betting they won't be drinking again anytime soon" Rachel replied
Toby just laughed
"Couple of lightweights" He added
~~~ What's So Wrong? ~~~
Grace wandered into the kitchen to get some more water and she really didn't feel like sitting in the living room while Becky and Hannah made out. Besides she wasn't feeling all that great after hearing about Sofia's night out.
"Hey Gracie...you better start thinking about getting ready. Can't be late for your own wedding" Quinn chuckled
"Yeah" Grace mumbled
"You ok? You aren't going to throw up?" Quinn asked in concern
"No...well...not right now"
"What's up then?" Quinn asked
"Mom...can I talk to you about something?"
"Of course"
Grace sat down at the breakfast bar and Quinn followed.
"You're a lesbian right"
"Yeah...I thought that was pretty obvious by now" Quinn chuckled
Grace just rolled her eyes
"But Ma's bi"
Quinn just nodded
"I don't...I'm not biphobic...I'm not...but..."
"Gracie what is this about?" Quinn asked
"I know Ma never cheated but did you ever...like worry that she'd get bored and then go back to guys?" Grace asked
Quinn went quiet for a moment deciding what to say considering her's and Rachel's past and this topic and the fact that Rachel sorta kinda did cheat. Quinn really didn't know how to answer that. Before Frankie Quinn never had doubts but for a long time after the Frankie incident it took a while for Quinn to trust that Rachel wouldn't go looking elsewhere.
"Gracie, Sofia loves you." Was all Quinn said
"I know she does mom but that's not my point here. Clearly she misses men because she had male strippers." Grace replied
"You had female strippers" Quinn reasoned
"But I'm a lesbian of course I'm going to have female strippers"
"But Sofia isn't gay. Look Gracie sexuality isn't always black and white. Do you trust Sofia?" Quinn asked
"Yes" Grace mumbled
"Well then trust that she loves you and that she will only ever want you." Quinn replied
Grace just slowly nodded
"You know you never really answered my question" Grace spoke up
"Huh?"
"The one about Ma" Grace explained
"I trust your mother Grace" Quinn simply replied
Quinn loves her daughter but she can be a little judgmental at times and she didn't want Grace to think badly of her Ma for something that happened years ago before she was even born. Quinn and Rachel both decided to take this 'incident' to the grave so that's all Quinn would ever say on the topic.
~~~ Come Fly With Me ~~~
Rachel stood in the terminal as she waited for her fathers to arrive. She was kinda excited about it. She hadn't seen her dads in a long time. She wished they would move out of Lima and come live here in the big apple but for some crazy reason they liked living there.
"Hey short stuff" Santana came up from behind her.
"You know Santana you're not that much taller than me" Rachel replied
"The important thing is that I am taller than you so ha ha" Santana smirked
Rachel just rolled her eyes
"I guess the spawn of Satan is on the same flight as my fathers"
"Unfortunately...god this sucks balls majorly. I mean the woman must be pushing 100 by now" Santana whined
"I'm pretty sure she sold her soul and in return she could live forever" Rachel replied
"Wouldn't surprise me" Santana huffed
"Domestic flight from Ohio has now landed. Passengers will arrive through gate 9" "That's them" Rachel cheered
"Yay" Santana replied sarcastically
Rachel just chuckled
"I like the fact that you have your hair up in a regulation Cheerio ponytail" Rachel said
"Shut up" Santana hissed as the pair headed for gate 9
"Well good luck." Rachel patted her on the shoulder before she made her way as far away as possible.
"Fuck my life" Santana grumbled to herself.
"Talking to yourself is the first sign of going crazy" A very familiar voice said from behind Santana.
She quickly spun around to come face to face with her old coach.
"How? No one is off the plane yet!" Santana was stunned
"I have my ways" Sue smirked
Santana just stood there a little dumbfounded.
"Well this is getting awkward. Come on KD you need to get my luggage. I hope you've been keeping up with your physical training." Sue spoke as she turned to head towards the baggage area.
Santana shook herself out of her daze and quickly jogged to keep up with Sue. For an old woman she could move pretty fast.
Rachel waited by the gate for her fathers to come out and nearly squealed when she saw them. She ran up to the two men and flung her arms around them both.
"I missed you guys" She added
"We missed you too sweetheart" Leroy replied
"Have you been looking after yourself?" Michael asked
"Daddy I'm a grown woman" Rachel giggled
"You're still my little girl no matter how old you are. And as your father I'm allowed to worry" Michael reasoned
"Fine, yes I am looking after myself" Rachel playfully rolled her eyes
"And how's Quinn?" Leroy asked
"She's doing much better. It's still a little hard for her to adjust to eating healthy again but I make sure she does." Rachel replied
"That's good" Michael nodded
"Well lets get your bags and head back. We've got a busy day today" Rachel clapped her hands.
~~~ Sue ~~~
The car ride back to the Lopez-Pierce house was hell. Literally Santana would compare it to hell fire and brimstones all of it. The whole time Sue would not shut up about her driving skills or the fact that she has apparently not aged well. There was only so much Santana could take. She had forgotten how much she disliked the woman sitting next to her and yet she still admired her. They were confusing feelings...feelings Santana never liked to look to closely at. Not when she was a teenager and certainly not now.
"You drive like my elderly mother Lopez" Sue said for the fifth time.
"How is she still alive?" Santana asked
"I had her cryogenically frozen...then unfrozen...she's kind of like a zombie...I think there was a glitch somewhere in the process" Sue replied
Santana just looked at her in horror. Half the time Santana never knew if her Coach was joking or serious.
"It's Pierce by the way" Santana then added
"What?"
"I'm not a Lopez, I'm a Pierce" Santana replied
"That's probably for the best" Sue replied.
Santana just rolled her eyes and focused on driving.
After what felt like eternity they finally reached the Lopez-Pierce home.
"So this is where all the lesbians hang out...I expected more DIY disasters" Sue muttered as she got out of the car.
"Hey I'm awesome at DIY" Santana defended
"Of course you are Boobs McGee...your what I like to call a power Lesbian...cross between a bull dyke. You're a Power Dyke" Sue replied
Santana clenched her fists and counted to ten to supress her anger and just kept repeating to herself that it was for only two days...only two days!
Thank the lord that Brittany decided to come out side at that moment to greet the old bat.
"Coach! Your here" Brittany smiled
"So it appears. Although I would have been here sooner if grandma other there drove properly" Sue replied then gave Brittany a warm smile while Santana threw her hands up in frustration.
"Right...ok well um...welcome to our home." Brittany replied
Brittany ushered Sue into their house while Santana struggled with her bags.
~~~ Cold Feet ~~~
Sofia was finally feeling slightly better from last night after she had a shower and brushed her teeth. She didn't look too scary as long as there were no real close up photos taken of her today. It should all be good.
As she headed back to her old room she heard some voices downstairs and guessed it was her mom's old coach. Sofia had heard all the stories so she didn't bother going down stairs to meet the woman just yet.
She grabbed the hair drying from the draw to get herself ready. That's when she noticed she had a text message. It was from Grace.
G:Hey, can we meet up at our house. We need to talk
Sofia frowned as she read the message. She didn't know why but she just got a bad feeling. She quickly typed a reply telling Grace she would be there soon then she snuck out of the house.
Grace was startled when the front door opened and her fiancée walked in. Sofia gave her a small but unsure smile as she entered the room.
"Hey beautiful" Sofia murmured as she sat down next to Grace.
Grace just gave her a half smile as a response. Sofia knew then that something wasn't right.
"Gracie what's wrong?" Sofia asked sounding worried
Grace didn't reply immediately
"You know it's bad luck to see each other before the wedding" Sofia nervously chuckled
"Am I not enough for you?" Grace finally spoke.
"What?" Sofia replied a little shocked
"Am I not enough?" Grace asked again
"Where is this coming from. Gracie...did...did something happen?"
"Becky told me that you guys went to a male strip club and I just want to know if-"
"Grace come on are you really asking me that? You know how long I've dreamt about marrying you and spending my life with you doesn't that tell you that you are more than enough?" Sofia replied cutting Grace off before she could finish.
"Well then why did you go to a male strip club? Is it because I don't like using a strap on when we have sex?" Grace asked
"Grace it's not about that" Sofia sighed
"Well then why did you go there?"
"Why did you go to Aunty Tee's club?" Sofia asked
"Because I'm a lesbian I like girls" Grace replied
"Exactly! Gracie you know I don't identify as being gay...I'm not gay! I'm attracted to guys not women...but that doesn't mean I love you any less."
Grace didn't know what to say, she was still a little put off and insecure about this. Grace had always had this fear in the back of her mind that one day Sofia will decide she doesn't want to be with a girl anymore and she'll leave her for some guy. When you think about it both girls were insecure about the other leaving them. Though there is no need to be.
"Come on Grace we've been together for ten fucking years! Don't you trust me?" Sofia asked
"Well how would you feel if it were me? If I was the one who went to a male strip club then you could understand how I feel right now"
"Oh come on Gracie that would never happen" Sofia huffed
"Why? Because I'm such a dyke?" Grace asked
"No! Look this is stupid ok. You don't see me getting upset about the fact that you probably eye fucked every big breasted whore in that place" Sofia yelled
Grace just rolled her eyes.
"And what you didn't do the same to all those men? You can't sit there and tell me you didn't get turned on by them."
"So what if I did? None of that matters because all I want is you!" Sofia yelled
"It does matter! It makes me feel inadequate! That you would rather have a man than be with me"
"Grace are you even listening to yourself right now? I don't want a man. I don't want a woman. All I fucking want is you!" Sofia yelled
An eerie silence fell upon the pair neither one really knowing what to say or do right now.
"Gracie...what are we doing?" Sofia sighed
Grace didn't reply she just wiped away a stray tear that had fallen.
"We're getting married today. We're supposed to be happy not arguing" Sofia added as her own tears fell freely.
"Yeah well maybe we just shouldn't get married" Grace mumbled
Both women froze at that statement. Sofia looked crushed and Grace looked shocked that those words fell out of her mouth.
"Is that what you want?" Sofia asked terrified of Grace's answer.
"I don't know…no" Grace cried
"Grace...Gracie look at me" Sofia pleaded as she got up to stand in front of the woman she loved
"Gracie I love you...I love you more than anything in this world. I know you're scared that I'll leave but baby that will never happen. I would rather die than leave you...ok wait that doesn't make sense...I would rather...cut off my arms and legs than leave you and you know how much I like my arms and legs being attached to my body" Sofia rambled
"I know" Grace mumbled
"Look...you're just scared...I am too. Getting married is a big thing even if we've been together for as long as we have" Sofia replied
"Your right I am scared…I know this is going to sound bad but I'm scared that we'll end up like Becky and Hannah" Grace mumbled
Sofia sighed
"We're not Becky and Hannah, Grace..."
"You don't know that" Grace replied
"I do know that…because I know you and I know me and we belong together…no one will ever get in between us." Sofia replied with confidence
Grace just sniffed and nodded
"So are we getting married today?" Sofia asked hesitantly
"I will if you will" Grace replied softly
"I will…a million times over" Sofia smiled
"I'm sorry for doing this" Grace looked down
"It's ok…I'm used to your crazy" Sofia chuckled as she pulled her in for a hug
"I love you Sofia" Grace muttered into the Latina's shoulder
"I love you too you big goober" Sofia replied
Sofia gently kissed Grace's temple
"Now…let's go get married"