A/N:
Kupochan14:YAY new chapter!
Aristotle29:Yea FINALLY . . . you are too lazy.
Kupochan14: *cries* that's so mean.
Aristotle29: The truth hurts . . .
Kupochan14: *screams*
Aristotle29:What!
Kupochan14: Well you said it hurts . . . so. I. Screamed. :D
Aristotle29:Ohmygosh . . . *SMACK* She's too . . . special . . . to own Naruto, and any other stories mentioned.
Kupochan14:*rubs head where she got hit* Yea but i'm just special enough to own the Ryder family, and Turtl! HA! *SMACK* ow. Anyways, onward to the story!
They zeroed in one me at once, but you could tell that some of them were about to snap.
"WHAT THE F*** IS F****** GOING ONE HERE. THIS IS—"
"Hidan . . . shut up." Kakuzu reprimanded.
"I'm with Hidan on this one, yeah."
"Who's this cutie?" Kisame inquired to no one in particular.
"She couldn't have done this, she is too weak looking."
"HEY!" I yelled as they all looked at me with murderous intent."No, it isn't my fault; no you may not kill me, it is confusing to explain why you are here because even I don't know." Well that was kind of the truth. "Oh! And don't call me cutie, fish face. It's weird."
"Do you know who you are yelling at, girl?" asked Sasori with a questioning gaze.
"Yep."
. . . *crickets*
"That's it? Just . . . yep? You aren't afraid for your life, or maybe a bit scared for what may become of you. Not at all concerned as to why this is happening here and now, as if this is a normal thing. Or the fact that we are all members of the Akatsuki, and group of 'S' ranked missing shinobi! Just . . . yep?" I wondered if he even took a breath during that sentence . . . but maybe Sasori doesn't have lungs.
"Uh-huh. Well, at least you can't use chakra as I'm sure most of you have realized." I questioned moving to a seemingly unguarded stance.
"Irrelevant. You know that we are Akatsuki, we don't need chakra to take down a girl." Pein smirked as Deidara and Hidan charged at me. 'Okay well they are bigger than me, and obviously stronger, can't win this with brute strength; plus I'm outnumbered; ok I hope that this works.'
I quickly got out of their way as I flipped over them. They were still getting used to having no chakra to help their speed. That's another advantage. As soon as I landed I ran to them and hit their pressure points to prevent them from hurting me, but I didn't hurt them, nor did I intend to. Next came Kisame, he could still use his sword . . . hehehe . . . it looks like a giant tampon. I just had to stop and remember this moment in time, I wish I had a camera.
"What are you looking at kid?" Kisame shouted
"It *giggle* I'm sorry *laugh* it's just that it looks like a giant tampon! *laughs*"
*silence*
"What's a tampon?" that all asked in unison, besides the quiet ones, like Itachi, Konan, Zetsu, and surprisingly Tobi. This statement only made me laugh more.
' Luliaminarenika! These are criminals who aren't happy right now. Control yourself!'
Oh, did I forget to mention that Ryder's all have an overactive conscience that yells at us. Also, if you haven't guessed, most of my family had severe ADD and ADHD issues. Therefore, thank god we have psycho, annoying, bitchy voices in our head.
"Do you really want to know?" I asked containing a giggle.
"Yea . . . " they replied. Then I motioned them closer so that they could hear my explanation.
*whisper whisper*
The response was a few nose bleeds, and collective faces of
O.o
O.O
O/. /O and
. . . -_- You can guess who had which face on your own.
All of the guys then gave Konan one collective look, besides Itachi and Pein. (Who I assume already had known). As this whole charade was taking place I called in for the distraction squad to bring a bigger surprise. I needed this in order to get out of here, with the Akatsuki, and peacefully.
It was a good thing that I made that call as soon as I did, for at that moment I felt a cool metal being pressed at my throat, and not in a nice way.
"I suggest that you start talking girl." Came a monotone voice that only could've been one person in any existence.
"My name is Lulu. And I'm your only chance right now. You aren't in your world anymore, just so ya know—could you lower that kunai, thanks—and I'll guarantee that nothing bad will become you, or your fluffy-cloud gang of doom. Now could you please remove the knife?" as I said this he lowered the kunai, as I tucked away the knife I had aimed at a bad place for Itachi. ^_^ I looked at the Akatsuki standing before me, and I knew that this mission was going to be tough enough. I hoped that the Diversion Squad had thought of something that would really distract people from us somehow leaving. And I also had the issue of getting these guys to believe that they needed to come with me, or face some serious consequences; and try not to let them know that I knew all about their past, present, and future.
"Ok, well, if you could all follow me?" I tried.
"No."
"Darn."
"You're going to have to give us a better explanation that this." Stated Pein.
"MY NAME'S TOBI!" yelled Tobi.
"MY NAME'S LULU!" I replied.
'You need to get out of the school right now, and fast. Stop screwing around, and convince them somehow.'
'How?'
'Think about it, they're ninjas, and they need a reason that would be to their benefit, and yours. Compromise, but try to sound smart . . .for your own sake.
'Wow, thanks'
"Ok, Ok. If you come with me to the House, then I will tell you all that there is to tell, and I will get you home as soon as I possibly can. And if not . . . you can kill me! *huge smile*
"#$%&%$#*&#%%$##$$$%$##$."
"No, Hidan. We won't do that to her, that would be rude . . . and leave a big mess."
"F***."
"Well we can't trust her, yeah!"
"But we have absolutely no idea where we are, none of us have chakra, and she claims that the consequences would be bad."
"Are you saying that we should trust her?"
"Did I ever say that, Fish?"
"You sure as hell sounded like it, Puppet!"
"Did no one hear the part where you could kill me?" I muttered to myself, forgetting that they could all hear me anyways.
"So why shouldn't we kill you right now?" (You can just guess who asked this question)
"Oh, well because you would all die."
. . .
"Well I think we should just go with her, un."
"But what if she kills us all anyway? That could be her entire plan."
"Wow, for being really smart, you guys really think too much. Just come with me so we can talk about this else where, just not here. This is a public school, and I can't have people seeing you . . . you all look to weird. No offense." I stated
"What do you mean 'weird'?"
"Well there's that man-eating/man-looking/plant-looking dude, and the Fish –SHARK! Don't Care!—and metal face over there, Miss Blue, creepy wrinkles/ glare face, he/she, puppet, zombie/Frankenstein, and Tobi.
*blank looks*
"Well I just wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable if people stared . . . jeez, touchy."
"I think that we should go with her." Now this surprised me. The big brother of doom agreed with me, this would make my list of awesome life accomplishments. Then he and Pein shared a 'look' , like a 'why not?' look. Then Peain nodded to Itachi all leaderly-like.
"We will go with you for now, but if need be we will take you up on your offer." Said Itachi in monotone. I beamed.
"Alright! This way please. And if you hear, and/or see, and/or feel anything weird, just disregard it please. It will be a distraction for the other 'normal' people." I said still happy with myself for pulling this off.
"You act like this is all a normal occurrence, you aren't even surprised in the least."
"You were even expecting us, yeah." Added Deidara
"I know, and it probably seems weird and stuff, but this kind of stuff is in fact normal for me. I will explain everything later when we get to the House though." I was about to open the door out of the classroom when I remembered to put in my ear piece for tech help getting through the school. I put in my little Bluetooth thing and connected to David, our technology coordinator in Turtl.
"David? This is Lulu, and I need cameras offline, please and thank you."
"Just a sec . . . . *hears crashes* F***"
"DAVID! QUIT PLAYING VIDEOGAMES!"I screamed into the headset, alarming the Akatsuki.
" . . . but it's Black Ops . . ."
"I swear, when I get home . . . I'll go get Ed again! Don't think that I wont! Or even better, I'll go get your worst nightmare . . .*evil chuckling*"
"OkOk! I give up, you're at school right? –yep—Ok there you go, they're all offline, you have ten minutes, oh and the Diversion Squad are almost done getting the distraction ready, so hurry."
"Thanks David! Alright guys, are you ready?
*silence*
"Kay, let's go then." With that I opened the door, and stepped out cautiously and motioned for them to follow quietly. Which they probably would've done anyways, but you never know. Then I felt a small explosion . . . and whatever the Diversion Squad has conjured up was taking place, and considering the screams outside, it must be working. So I broke into a run to the best exit, the one away from all of the screams, and opened it. I looked around and made sure that there weren't any students or teachers, then took off as fast as I could towards the House. By the time we neared my house, I was breathing hard –I wasn't like having an asthma attack, but still—and the ninjas weren't even breathing hard at all . . . jealousy.
We finally arrived at the House, but I had to tell these guys a few things, otherwise they would end up dead, or someone else would end up dead, then I would end up dead. Well it would be really, really bad.
"Ok ninjas. There are a few things that you should know before you go into the House. One; DON'T KILL ANYONE! Two; Try not to be surprised by the randomness/modnarness of everything. Three; you probably won't have a bathroom to yourself, deal. Four; be nice to the maintenance division, they hate us all anyway. Five; Don't insult my mom's cooking, you will die. Six; Don't take away David's video games, you will die. Seven; -this is the most important—DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE THE HOUSE OFFLINE. YOU. WILL. NOT. LIVE. Ok there are like a million more, but you all seem pretty smart!" I said as I opened the door to the House and walked in to my family getting ready for lunch . . . and mom was cooking. Great.
A/N:
Kupochan14: HA! chiffhanger! I'm so mean ^_^
Aristotle29: I hate cliffhangers.
Kupochan14:It's ok, you kind of know where this is going, for now at least . . . cuz then i really have no idea... yea R&R=love=faster updating!