Me: Fearsome Threesome

Fang: *whispers* Strawberries

Me: No you may not have any also I only own OCs but by now you already knew that

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I head into the mansion and the find the outside is very misleading. The mansion is in disrepair and in front of me there is a poe. I quickly dispose of it and head into the next room. Inside there is a sick Yeti propped up by a coach next to a fire. She notices me and says, "Come closer, I have sickness." I do so and she says, "You cute human, my husband tell me we get visitor. You look for pretty mirror. After I get it, I get sick and monster come so we lock in bedroom, where key? I think it was here." indicating to a spot on the map I found. "Go through that door." She motioned to the door directly ahead of me. I do so and find Yeto. He sees me and says, "Yeta not so good after shiny mirror, so I make soup for her, you taste?" the soup explained his sudden appearance at the Domain. I drink a bit and head out after finding Ookoo (Seriously, stop getting stuck in jars).

I explore a bit and after all the trouble I go through I defeat a couple of ice men go into the chest to find… a pumpkin. Midna pops out and says, "What's this? This isn't right! She got the wrong location!" I nod a little annoyed but understand why she got it wrong. Midna continues, "Want to go back and see if you can get her to remember where the key is?" I nod and head back to the kitchen. When I get there, Yeto is complaining about how the soup need a little something to add flavor. When he sees me he says, "What you have?" he shoves me over and picks up the pumpkin that fall out in the process and adds it to the soup and says, "You try some if you want." I do and head into the next room and tell Yeta what I found. She looks confused and says, "Perhaps in this room?" indicating a different room. A grate opens up and I head that way.

After destroying an ice monster blocking the door I head inside. I go to the other side of the hallway only for grates to block both doors. I then hear the sound of something large and iron being thrown in circles. Then I hear it being thrown. I get out of the way just in time as a giant ball of iron crashes into the suit of armor next to me. I turn to face the thing carrying the ball and chain and get ready for battle. Using the clawshot (A/N after the first few times of trying and failing to get behind this guy in the game I kamikazied it until I beat him, I never died once though so ) I skillfully got over the ball of iron and killed the monster leaving behind the ball and chain. I collect this and head into the next room and open the chest…only to find cheese. Midna is furious and I don't blame her. I head back to Yeta and show her what I found. She sounds confused and says, "Cheese? Where did I put that key? My head foggy I need thinking time, you go to Yeto and give him cheese." I leave to the kitchen feeling bad for her. In the kitchen Yeto once again shoves me over for the cheese instead of asking for it. He then says, "It just needs to simmer now, you go ahead and taste if you want." I do and head back to Yeta.

When I get back she says, "I remember now, it's definitely here." Indicating to yet another area of the map. I sigh and head out to find the location. This time it takes longer to find the room, I think of this as a good sign and think that the other to rooms were just too easy to get to. If it's the right location some unknown force makes you work for it. I head into the room and come across what must be the key. When I am shut into this room I know this is the right room. After dispatching the ice monsters that were hanging from the ceiling I go into the room with the chest and find…the room key. I go to head out when Midna pops up and says, "Finally she got it right." I say, "She's sick give her a break it's not like Hyrule's going anywhere." She nods and says, "In any case let's not leave that girl waiting, let's head to the living room and show her and then go get the key." I nod. However when we get outside the room Yeta is standing there. "Husband give me some soup so I feel a little better. You go ahead to bedroom and I'll meet you up there." I reluctantly nod and head up to the room. Once at the door I wait for her feeling Midna's impatience build. Finally Yeta gets to where we are and I unlock the room. She then says, "You come in?" I nod and follow her in.

Inside the room she walks over to what appears to be a large shard of glass. In no time I figure out that this is the mirror shard I was looking for. She walks to it and says, "This is mirror shard you look for?" I nod as she continues to look at herself, I can't help but smile as she cutely says, "So pretty." Then my smile fades as her admiration turns dark and she starts to twitch. Then my smile is gone when she turns to face me and her face transforms into that of horror stories as she shouts in a horrifying voice, "NOT TAKE MIRROR!" she transforms into Blizzeta and the battle begins (A/N due to budget cuts the description you seek is either in the game or on youtube please consult either one at your earliest conveyance, thank you). Using my ball and chain I free her from her icy prison only to have the next phase of the battle begin (please don't be a thing for the next bosses). This time she tries to crush me with ice pillars.

This time when I free her the ice turns into the mirror shard and floats to me. Midna comes out and takes it from me. She says, "Good job, we should probably hurry so more innocent monsters don't get hurt like this girl." I nod and say, " I agree, I feel awful about what we had to do to her." Then Yeto comes in and sees what I did and while shouting, "NOOOOOO!" shoves me well out of the way (Stop shoving me!) he picks up Yeta and she wakes saying, "What wrong with me?" Yeto comforts her by saying, "It was just bad dream." Yeta looks at the empty spot where the shard was and says, "the shiny mirror is gone." Yeto shakes his head and says, "Look into Yeto's eyes, there you see true beauty." Yeta then says, "My love." Yeto then says while lifting her. "Who need mirror." They embrace as I leave smiling and thinking about Max. I fly out headed towards Thelma's.

Me: I'm seriously on a roll now

Fang: yes, yes you are

Me: Next is the temple of time review