A/N: I know, I suck. Here is my pathetic excuse for a chapter. I do apologize for the wait. I love you all, and I'm stupid for taking forever. I have been busy . . . procrastinating. But all good things come to those who wait, right? Hehe well here is my very short action packed chapter full of probable grammar errors.

Disclaimer: I own Lulu and her family, but nothing else . . . yeah.

"F my life." I scanned my surroundings and swore at myself for being such an idiot. Why does my mind hate focus? Why! It was dark out and before I could even start telling the Akatsuki members to gather around me again, a man wearing a suit and carrying a box on his back ran by us with a teenage girl following him. They abruptly stopped when they saw us. Of course the Akatsuki got into fighting positions, because of course they would never be nice people and everyone is trying to kill them. *sigh*

"Great. Akatsuki, meet Haji and Saya. Haji and Saya meet the Akatsuki. Yay, everyone knows each other now, moving on."

"Lulu? Dang, it's been awhile." Saya said sounding a little confused.

"Yea I know, right? I hope that life has been treating you well and everything, but I am in the middle of an issue right now. I have to get these criminals/not that bad of people back to their home and stuff."

"Criminals?" Tobi asked meekly.

"Not that bad of people?" I offered.

"We are labeled as an "S" rank criminal organization." Sasori added.

"That kills people." Kisame agreed.

"Or eats them."

"They taste good."

"Not all of the time."

"How did I end up with this job. . . So you can tell that I have my hands full. Have a nice night fighting whatever you two!" I called as I started to drag the Akatsuki away (which failed).

"I thought that you said that you were good at this?" Pein asked skeptically with a very unpleased expression.

"Yeah, un! You told us we could go home, yeah!"

"Do you know how many things run through my mind in one single moment? No, you don't so shut up. I am trying as hard as I possibly can to get you all home, trust me. There are many circumstances that factor into these situations." I grumbled.

"Such as?" asked Sasori.

"Where to begin? Um, well I could just really suck at this job, someone else wanted to travel to that exact time and place at the exact time as us, or the Mary Sues are after us . . . again."

"Who is Mary Sue?"

"More like what is a Mary Sue, and you would have to see it to believe it. Just be weary of supermodels walking around with supernatural powers and perfect hair, and perfect nails, and skimpy outfits, et cetera." I explained.

"What's so bad about that, un?" Asked Deidara, I face palmed.

"They will eat your face, and then kill you using the most brutal forms of torture possible before they let you die painfully." I said morbidly. All of that was almost a total lie, but they are evil.

"A lot of people want to do that to us anyway, I rather die by the hands of a pretty girl myself." Kisame pointed out.

"You are missing the point. . ." I sighed.

"So how do you know those two who were running by?" Pein asked.

"Oh, them? I found them walking around my town one day looking very confused. I had seen the anime and I instantly recognized them and directed them home, every now and then I end up here because they were one of my first missions." I told them with slight nostalgia.

"So when the F*** are we going to get the f*** out of here, bitch?" asked Hidan.

"Right! Ok, let's try this again! Are you all ready? Here we go." I said as I closed my eyes and focused again. I called for Momo once more and pictured a desert and blah blah. I felt the familiar pull and let the travel happen. I opened my eyes and didn't have time to scream.

We fell a short distance into water and I came spluttering to the surface. How did I even. . . oh. Desert+ dry= thirsty. Hence the water, lovely. Where are we now. . .

"What the FU** girl!" Hidan screamed while we all swan for the shore of a nearby island. I was really tired all of the sudden and wavered as I stood up. I hoped that none of them saw that, but I knew that a few of them had.

"Give it a rest Hidan." Kakuzu chided.

"Where are we now girl, not that I'm complaining. I do like water." Kisame asked.

"Um . . . give me a sec." I looked around at my surroundings, trying to find some sort of indication of where we were. Besides this island, there really wasn't anything around. Wonderful.

"Is this island moving?" Kisame asked no one in particular. I looked at the water, lo and behold, we were moving. That gave me an idea.

"No way." I mumbled as I took off into the trees that seemed to make up the rest of this 'island'.

"Where the F** is that girl going now?" Hidan asked.

"As if any of us could possibly have an answer."

"Tobi likes the moving island!"

"Shut the f*** up Tobi."

"OK!"

I ran through the trees and brush until I came across a familiar geometric clearing. I had forgotten how much energy traveling took out of me, thus I was very out of breath from that short jog through the woods. I was alone in the clearing, but I knew that I wouldn't be for long. I sat down and waited about thirty seconds before a kid entered the clearing. This kid had blue arrows on his hands and head, he was bald, and he had a flying lemur with him.

"Hello Aang! It's been a long time hasn't it?" I said.

"No way! Lulu? I haven't seen you since I was in Ba Sing Se! Where are we?" He asked me.

"On a giant swimming lion-turtle thing." I shrugged at him.

"Haha, yeah right. So how long are you staying?" He asked me, sitting down.

"I'm actually gonna go as soon as my merry group of criminals show themselves." I told him simply. He looked very confused until the Akatsuki came out of the foliage and into the clearing.

"Who is this boy, or should we even ask?" came Pein's voice.

"It's easier not to ask, but he's an acquaintance of mine. Nice to see you Aang, but I have to get these guys home." I explained.

"Ok, uh, have fun!" He exclaimed.

"Time of my life." I mumbled as I took out Momo once again. We walked a little ways away from Aang and I tried for the third time to go to the right place. I focused once again, but this time I was distracted by someone saying something about a link to the sky, or something like that, and before my mind could stop itself we were whisked off. As soon as I opened my eyes I knew that we were screwed unless I did something fast. We were currently falling through the air. When someone said 'Link' I instantly thought of The Legend of Zelda, then the word sky, I thought of the sky temple in Twilight Princess. So here we are falling towards Lake Hylia, and something makes me think that we wouldn't just lose a few health hearts if we hit the water.

"Come closer to me!" I yelled over the roar of the wind. The Akatsuki did as instructed for once and I focused on anywhere but here. The moving target was twice as hard to concentrate on and took much more energy than a regular trip, so this was really going to drain me, but it's better than dying I guess. I felt the pull and I didn't want to open my eyes.

I did open them though, but that itself was a workout. How pathetic am I? I forced them open and found my self in a town, probably one of those high school animes.

"That was close." I grumbled as I sat up and tried to get the world to stop spinning and look at the Akatsuki.

"You think? What happened?" asked Sasori.

"Someone said something that reminded me of a video game and we ended up there instead." I said as I tried to stand but ended up on the ground again.

"How much does traveling take from you?" Itachi asked in monotone what I had hoped no one would notice.

"Wow Itachi, I'm proud, I think that's the only time you've talked to me without threatening me." I replied with a tired smile.

"Don't change the subject." He said.

"Ok, I'm not sure how to explain it, but each jump takes a certain amount of energy. The amount of energy depends on the circumstances surrounding the jump," I explained as I yawned. I took in their blank faces and sighed, "It's like chakra." I think they understood it better as I explained it that way.

"So, how many more jumps do you have?" Sasori asked.

"I would say about two, but that may be pushing it." I stated.

"What if we don't get home?"

"Then you have to stay at the House until I can get you home." I answered.

"What if we decide to kill you here and now?" Pein asked.

"You wouldn't get home."

"Tobi thinks that Lulu should live!" Tobi exclaimed, which makes me weary of his intentions. I have nothing against Tobi; it's Madara that worries me. I know that they are the same person, but when Madara is Tobi, he's harmless but when Tobi is Madara I feel the need to hit him with a shovel.

'Lulu, you need to focus, you are almost out of energy here. You don't want to pass out or worse.'

'Haven't heard from you in awhile . . . I should name you.'

'That's great and all, but you need to get these guys home ASAP.'

'Hush hush, I'm thinking Paul.'

'You realize that you just gave your own girl mind a masculine name, right?'

'Jo?'

'Still kinda boarder line there, how about Jamie!'

'GOD NO, remember that one Jamie?'

'Oh, right. How about Lea, that's similar enough to your name right? So then neither of us will forget?'

'I like it!'

'Ok, good. By the way, you have been spacing out for awhile now.'

I shook my head and saw a lot of confused faces looking back at me.

"Sorry, I spaced out there for a bit."

"We thought that you were thinking of a plan to get us out of here, you seemed rather . . . contemplative." Pein remarked.

"Well, I was doing that too!" Man at this rate I was going to be killed by these guys, it's a good thing that they want to go home so badly. I shakily stood up and got a few doubtful glances, psh , I have been training for Jump exhaustion. I knew that I had enough left for a few trips. God I hope they don't start worrying about me. . . gross I would be like a Mary Sue.(A/N: I really hope that statement isn't ironic..) I shivered and got out Momo once again; it's a good thing that I can't lose her. She shall always appear.

A/N:I know this is a stupid place to end a chapter, but I have to go to Chicago( to stay for a week!) in like 2 hours and I haven't packed yet, so I'm sorry, but I know that someone will be happy that I updated! Bye!