A/N: I'm sorry! But I had to write this! The prompt was "Silence is golden", and this came to mind! Warning, it's just dialogue.
"You could've warned me Weasly."
"Warned you about what Nott?"
"How silent she is after you get her in bed."
"I hope you're talking about Luna, because if you're not, we may have a problem."
"Of course I'm talking about bloody Luna! She's my girlfriend!"
"Good and how would I have known about her silence?"
"She said one thing to me, and one thing only. 'You're better then Ginny."
"….she said that?"
"Bloody right she did."
"Wanna know something Nott?"
"What Weasly?"
"Silence is golden."