A/N: Ok here is another update! It gets interesting! Yay, something happens! I know my grammar sucks, sorry. On another note I love Vocaloid!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, blah blah.
I'm hungry for watermelon.
Because she is an awesome magic sword of awesome . . . ness. I took a shaky breath and focused once again. The Akatsuki were silent which helped me tremendously with focus. I let out my breath and felt the slight tug of travelling and I was blasted with a wall of sound and gunfire. I felt a searing pain in my side and I hit the ground so I could reduce my target size. Where the heck were we? I looked up and around me at these huge robot things that were shooting at each other and there was a fight going on all around me. I looked for the Akatsuki and saw them with a look of raw determination on their faces. Then it hit me, we were in Code Geass.I only watched three episodes of that . . lovely. I ignored the pain in my side and slowly got up . . . and fell back down. Okay, no ignoring pain. The Akatsuki crowded around me and looked to me for what was going on. I waved them off and used Momo to get into a sort of standing position. We had to get out of this battle. I began to walk, but stopped in my tracks when I heard a very girly scream from a ways behind me. I slowly turned to see a supermodel being grabbed by one of the robot things. She could only let out that one scream before she was saved by another robot. He set her down gently and got out of his robot. (they magically didn't get hit by a single bullet.) He was a brown haired boy that I think was named Suzaku. What was a Mary-Sue doing here.
"Lulu!" Pein yelled to get my attention. I snapped my head back around and looked at him, "What are we going to do now?"
"W-we need to get out of here." I told them while trying to walk away from the fighting and kind of failing.
"No sh** girl." Hidan remarked.
"Shut *huff* up, Hidan," I spat angrily at him as I hobbled along, "We need to clear this battlefield before we can travel because it's too busy, and there are too many people around to see*huff* the thing."
"Travel thing?" Tobi asked and I nodded.
"We need to clear the area then?" Sasori asked in monotone.
"Aw FU** yeah!" Hidan cheered at the chance of maybe getting to kill someone.
"No, just get away from it." I sighed as I slipped into a sitting sort of position.
"Your just full of energy aren't you, un?" Deidara observed sarcastically.
"Deidara?" I asked.
"Hm?"
"I hate you."
"I know, yeah." He answered as a huge robot came towards our position near a building.
"Not good." I said as I stood and leaned heavily against the wall for support.
"Should we take it out?" Pein asked. Which was weird because I never really thought that I would be in a position where Pein would ask me a bunch of questions like this, if anything I thought he would interrogate me or something.
"Don't kill anyone." I answered and he nodded at Itachi. The pilot of the robot came out of his machine and started to ask us something before Itachi ran up to him and knocked him out rather brutally. He just kind of punched him in his gut really forcefully and the poor guy slumped over. That guy's bad day just got worse, oh well.
"You're bleeding." It took me a bit to register that Kisame was talking to me.
"Oh, yeah, I think a bullet kind of nicked me. It's not bad though." I said with a weak smile.
"Do you even have another jump in you?" Someone asked out of the group. I looked at the ground and debated the idea, it would defiantly suck the rest of what I got in me, but I did have one left. I nodded in affirmation. I needed to get these guys home before something bad happened. I did not want to be the one responsible for an Akatsuki rampage. Well one that is outside the Naruto world that is. I focused on my destination one more time, this time I tried to feel the heat of the desert sun, the scalding sand, and picture the barren landscape. When I felt the pull I could feel my energy level plunge. I felt as if we were on course, but then something that has never happened before occurred. The feeling was that of being shoved aside forcefully mid travel. I wrenched open my eyes and saw a glimpse of my house and mentally cursed myself before my energy completely ran out and the darkness overtook me.
~Itachi Point of View~
I do not claim to know much about this girl's strange power, but the last 'travel' that occurred was indeed different. We appeared at what seemed quite like the place that we originally came to, but then we were sent straight to the desert right in front of the Sand Village. The girl was already unconscious when we arrived, and we also decided that Deidara and Sasori should continue with their mission as we had chakra once again. We then had a debate as to what we should do with the girl.
"We should definitely fu***** kill the bi***. She put us through so much sh**!" None other than Hidan voiced rather loudly.
"She could be useful though." White Zetsu added
"And tasty."
"We all owe her our lives." Konan reminded everyone, "If it weren't for her we would be without chakra in a strange world that we knew nothing about. She also warned us of these 'Mary-Sues'."
"We can always keep her prisoner and see if she has anything useful for us to use." Kakuzu said.
"If you don't figure out something soon she will die in this heat." Itachi pointed out.
"Lulu-chan can't die!" Tobi yelled.
"Okay, let's go then. Someone gets to carry her, Hidan and Zetsu aren't allowed." Pein ordered as he looked at everyone's face before turning, picking up the girl's katana and poofing away. There was a collective grumble as Konan poofed off as well as Zetsu and Hidan.
"Tobi will carry Lulu!" Tobi cried as he picked up her feet and started dragging her. Kakuzu seemed okay with this and followed. I gave Kisame a look before intervening.
"You might harm her more if you do that." I stated.
"OMG really Itachi-san!" Tobi yelled as he dropped her on the spot. I sighed and walked over to where she was not-so gently dropped. She was covered in sand, blood, and sweat. She probably had a fever, great. To my surprise Kisame scooped her up in his arms gently.
"You are going to have to lay doctor for her, so you may as well save some chakra." The blue man told me. He did have a point, But I would've had enough.
"Hn." I replied while I was in thought. We were headed towards the base, but my mind was far away. I was thinking of Sasuke and how this girl reminded me of him in someway that I couldn't quite think of. I shook the thoughts and focused my mind elsewhere.
~Lulu Point of View~
Wherever I was, I was warm and quite comfortable and I did not want to wake up. I cursed my subconscious for becoming active and tearing me away from my nice dream of dancing muffins singing caramelldansen. I tried to backtrack to what had happened, but I got distracted by the realization that I ached all over. Ew, pain. We meet again. I also didn't recognize the smell of this place, it smelled like eraser . . . and silly putty . . . and cinnamon? Strange combo. I heard a door open and didn't feel like 'waking up' so I stayed in my current position. That is until the covers were pulled down and someone tried to lift my shirt a little. I grabbed their wrist with as much force as I could muster in my half asleep state.
"What are you doing?" I asked blindly, as my eyes haven't adjusted to the light yet to see who was there.
"Changing your bandages so you will heal properly." Came what could only be the voice of an Uchiha. Creepy . . . I've read one to many fanfics.
"I can do it myself." I replied, sitting up with a little effort. I looked around and didn't recognize the room.
"Where am I?" I asked, taking to bandages from him.
"Deidara's room at our base."
"Ew." So that's what it smells like, explosives . . . with cinnamon. He didn't say anything back so we stayed silent until I had clumsily put my own bandages on my wound. It was on my left side right under my ribcage. Therefore I didn't have to take my shirt off, thank god! It wasn't that bad so I was pretty lucky in that sense. It made me mad that not one ninja got shot. I pulled my shirt back down, I realized that it wasn't mine and briefly wondered whose it was. Probably Deidara's, great I'm going to smell like cinnamon for a few days. I tried to stand up, but Itachi kind of gently shoved me back, I glared.
"What? I can't walk around? Don't want me to find your yaoi manga stash, what? I questioned.
"I still need to heal you so the wound heals quickly and properly, you were only asleep for a day. Leader wants to talk to you and you can't be injured. His orders."
"What kind of talk requires me to be uninjured?" I inquired suspiciously.
"That depends on what you say."
"Ah! Interrogation. You might be surprised by the huge amount of information that I don't know." I lied while he made his hands start to glow with chakra. When did he learn this, this wasn't in the show or manga . . . was it? "You aren't going to do something wrong and kill me are you?"
"Hn." I took that as a maybe. *sigh* His hands hovered near my side and the chakra entered my system. It was a weird feeling; it felt like cool water, but not at all like water. It's hard to explain, like laughing. WTF is laughing—erratic breathing? The healing started to make me sleepy and I started to lean against the headboard of the bed in a failing effort to stay awake.
"How much do you know?" He asked calmly. This guy is the most difficult person to read I have ever come across. If I didn't know this show like that back of my hand, I would think this is quite strange. I kind of figured that he was indirectly asking about Sasuke, and this stuff must work like those meds that make you loopy and sleepy because I generally wouldn't say something like.
"Enough to know that you're an awesome big brother." I said drearily as I lazily looked at his reaction after I realized what I had said would bring some emotion into play . . . probably. His eyes widened a little and he tensed up. He finished healing me before looking my direction.
"I guessed that you might've known a lot." He said. Normally you would expect him to like hold a kunai to my throat, or attack me or something. Nope, just 'That's what I thought no big deal.
"What do you want, a cookie?" I said, still loopy and sleepy. He didn't register my quite hilariously bad humor, "You're going to watch me like a hawk now aren't you?"
"Hn." He replied before leaving the room and locking it.
"I'll take that as a yes."
. . . sh**.
A/N: So what didya think? Yay or Nay? Reviews are loved, Flames are taken into consideration. Len and Rin are sweet. Byee!
