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"You're not really mad, are you?"
"That depends…what else did you find out?"
"Oh, let's see. You're not a Registered Sex Offender, your workshop is about three blocks from where I grew up, and your King Louis XVI-style bed is your flagship piece, made famous by the slogan, 'If you don't know our bed's the best…"
"Sleep on it," we finish together.
"I can't decide if I'm flattered or creeped out that you researched me."
"Don't worry," she assures me, "I only read the free stuff!"
"Great…a cheap stalker!" I roar with laughter.
"Not everyone tips like you."
A/N: Today, two. See you after 88? XXX ~BOH