"We need a new member on the team." Dallas says to the fuckton of other members already on the team, even though they only do jobs 4 at a time. "We just don't have enough people to do these jobs." "Well," Says Chains "I know someone who would be a great addition to the team. There is only one problem. He doesn't like to work with people, only rape their assholes. Violently." Chains shudders, probably from the memory of this person. Dallas thinks, if this person can make Chains scared, he must make the S.W.A.T. teams shit themselves so hard they will kill themselves from their assholes expanding too much to let the shit out. Being the Jew that Dallas is, he gets a rock hard dick from thinking of the money saved on bullets. "WHERE DOES HE LIVE?" Dallas' Jew instincts are kicking in and taking over. Dallas no longer has any concern for his own life, just for the money he can save. Chains reluctantly tells him, but warns him that no one has come back from that place with a normal sized shithole. "MY NAME IS COACH!" Coach blurts from the back of the room. "GIMMIE JIBS!"
As Dallas nears the residence of the potential new member he can smell the stench of onions and cum. He is terrified now, as he is still a half a mile away. Finally reaching the door, he knocks. "WHO IS DERE AND WAT DA FAK DA YA WANT" Dallas is thinking now about turning back. The stench of onions and cum is overwhelming. Again, Dallas' Jew instincts kick in and he is no longer concerned. "It's Dallas, from the Payday gang. I have an offer to make you" Shrek opens the door, penis erect and dead orphan in hand. "I AVE NO INTREST O WERKING WIT DA PAYDAY." Dallas sets the bag of severed orphan penises in front of Shrek. Shrek's eyes light up. "AHH, YOU MUST NO MUCH ABOUT ME. I LOVE EVERED ORPHAN DICK." Shrek swallows five dicks at once, and agrees to join.
Dallas, Chains, Wolf, and Shrek are outside the Harvest & Trustee bank, preparing for the heist. Ok, Shrek you might not be familiar with this place, but we hit it more than 100 times and they still don't invest in better security. We will go in, down the guards, start the drill, then you will be on crowd control. OK? Shrek shakes his head in disapproval. "FUCK THAT SHIT" Shrek runs into the bank and kills everyone. Everyone but the camera operator. The alarm goes, but Shrek does not notice. He is too involved in severing and devouring penises. The crew is trying to start the drill when they hear the police outside the bank. "DON'T YOU WORRY LADDIES, I GOT THIS" Shrek goes outside the bank and the police aim their weapons at him. Shrek jerks with the force of an army and uses his cum bullets to take out half of the police force, and disgust the other half. Only a few officers remain, they discharge their weapons at Shrek. "THAT AINT GONNA WORK" Shrek uses his rock hard penis to deflect the bullets into the nearby orphanage. This only makes his erection harder. He charges the police using his dick as a spear. He kabobs the officers and eats them straight off the dingaling. The few remaining officers call for reinforcements. A helicopter shows up and SWAT drops from it. "AHH KNOW U DON'T" Shrek once again uses his cum shots to take out the pilot and crash the helicopter. "Shrek, get us out of here!" Shrek grabs them all and spins his schlong at high speed to achieve liftoff. They fly away, with Shrek as the best member the crew ever had.
When they got back, they killed Coach. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.