The Secret Social Life of Dr. Spencer Reid Chapter 8

"What? It's not my fault that you had sex with my friend. And by this I mean Cheryl – the ditzy blonde that sat on your lap and you got –"

"Yeah I know who she is." Spencer interrupted. There are some things that the team; Morgan especially, are better off not knowing.

"Unless you've had kinky sex with more of my friends?" Kathryn started in reply to her best friends glare.

"How did you even find out about that?" Reid asked exasperated, running a hand through his hair as the team just watched the exchange between the pair in amusement. They had to admit this 'BAU Sleepover' was definitely worthwhile. All the secrets and entertainment – it definitely had the Shock Factor. Garcia was seriously contemplating having these more often, at least once a month; maybe at Rossi's house next time. It could be sold as inter-team bonding, well, further bonding and fun. She mentally scolded herself for never doing this before now, but she had to admit that having Kathryn here made it all the more entertaining: you know, with her and Reid bickering like an old married couple. Cute.

"Spence." The brunette started with an eye roll to accompany what she was about to say. "You've had sex with a lot of my friends. Girls gossip. What did you expect? That they'd never talk about it or compare you to other guys. Anyway, if it counts, she was fairly impressed with your erm, willing participation." She laughed along with the remainder of the team which caused the genius to blush.

"Hold on." He had re-gained his composure at this point after a fair bit of teasing from the whole team. "Compare?" Once again he caused her to sigh and roll her eyes before nodding. "So your friends and you get together and talk about sex and compare how good they think guys are in bed?"

"Yes Spencer. But before you get the wrong idea, it only came up like twice and that all started from the fact that Abbie's pregnant." Reid smirked, the same devious sparkle appearing in his eyes that he gets when he teases her. This was not good.

"Must have killed you." Spencer began. Once Kathryn gave him a questioning look he continued. "That you couldn't be a part of that conversation. You listened to your friends talking about the good time they had with me, and you. You couldn't join in." If looks could kill.

"You're unbelievably egotistical. You assume that they had a good time. Nice. Anyway, I'm happy not participating in the conversation - talking about you as a sexual conquest just isn't my thing. I don't like to compare guys that I've screwed cos it's just weird."

"And you'd be there for a while." He commented sarcastically. Ok, so the team knew that they should step in before they said something they'd both regret but on the other hand the two kind of needed this. The amount the pair had had to drink tonight was astounding. What was more amazing was that they weren't actually that drunk; maybe tipsy but not drunk. Hotch was reasonable and knew when to stop something but they all knew better than to get in-between those two. They valued their lives.

"Don't start. I think you'd be there for a good while if you had to compare all of the girls you've screwed." Kathryn retorted.

"But then again at least I can say that I've had sex with a girl more than once. I've had girlfriends and I don't sleep around like you do. Oh wait, you don't sleep at all, you just take what you want and then leave. What a great way to live." Despite Reid not liking the fact that he was arguing with her, he just couldn't stop himself. She wound him up so much, more than anyone could – even his father. She knew exactly which buttons to push as he did her. He wanted to take it back but he wasn't thinking clearly, and the look on her face told him all he needed to know – they weren't going to be talking for a while after tonight of course.

The girl turned away from him. "So who's turn is it for 'I Never'?" The BAU team members just looked around awkwardly.

"Erm, I guess it's my turn." Emily told her, really unsure of whether this should continue. Getting a nod from Aaron she continued. 'I've never, played dress – up in the bedroom." Garcia and JJ drank to that. She really did not want to know how that came about.

"Oh, oh, I got one." JJ exclaimed waving her hand in the air like an excited child. "I've never been with a prostitute." The team all gave her a very weird look over the question and how excited she was about it. All of the men drank which was shocking considering that they weren't exactly bad looking guys; and Rossi was famous, so getting a prostitute was a little … weird.

After another hour and a half of this game, they decided it was best to turn in. It was 2am after all and Garcia had a shopping trip planned for everyone tomorrow. As the others went to go get changed or go to the bathroom or get food, Spencer pulled Kathryn to him where he was seated on the couch.

"Look, I'm sorry about before. I was mean and an idiot and I shouldn't have embarrassed you like that." The girl, who was already in her nightwear – consisting of a vest top and panties to match, attempted to get up to go but he refused to let her go. "I am sorry, Kathie. Please, forgive me?" He was pleading now which made her feel bad so she hugged him, kissing his neck.

"Consider yourself forgiven. I'm sorry too." She whispered in his ear before snuggling into him.

Hey here's the next chapter. I know it's considerably shorter but I didn't want to leave this one as long as I have the other fanfic I've done. For anyone who reads that one too, it will be updated soon.

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