Chapter: To be or not- and saving a corralled pony

Notes: So this chapter was a pain in the butt to write. The first half was written about half a month ago and then I just stalled. So I changed things up a bit.

First half is in 1st POV and second part is in 3rd POV. I've written in a quick bold note between POVs to show where one ends and another starts.

Tell me if you like it, I personally felt it more easier to write in 3rd POV and I wrote twice as much in one sitting doing so then pushing my way to write in 1st

Tell me if you like it and I'm sorry it's been a while since I updated. This story is still mostly going to stay a crack fic but I want to give it more depth and expand the story. We'll see how it goes.

Thank you everyone who has reviewed so far, you are all awesome and I luws you so much! Hugs!

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My transfer was apparently big news or at least that's what I had gathered from all the whispers and loud chattering from just about everyone that I passed.

…It also seems that few people knew the truth about me about who I actually was. It wasn't like I was keeping mum about who I was or anything like that. It was more like everyone had more fun making up stories about me then actually asking me or looking up my records.

So far I've heard that some humorous and some not so funny rumors.

I was a Interpol plant

I was some kind of Frankenstein style experiment created by mystical vampires to wreak havoc on the Underground (my favorite so far)

Satan

A Swedish Princess in witness protection (I had said two words in Swedish to some dickhead to start this one, they weren't nice words)

I'm secretly a man

I'm the Vongola Ninth's long lost daughter

I'm a whore being paid to seduce the next generation of bosses for their wealth and power (I may have kicked every male in the nads that day just on princple)

I was a veteran cop undercover (dickheads need to remember I haven't yet entered puberty, besides there was already a rumor that said I was a government spy so this one was kind of inadequate)

I was a goddess of chaos that has taken human form to punish the Mafia for their crimes

An Alien that wanted to eat everyone's brains. (I think some idiot confused Zombies with Aliens because this didn't even make sense to me when I heard it, although I had fun shuffling along the hallway moaning "B-Braaaaiiiinnnnnssssssssss!" for a good three hours.)

There were many more of course but these ones made my top Ten List of Pure Stupidity.

I crumble up another piece of paper and throw it in the direction of the waste basket, not caring that it missed by several feet. The floor was already littered with dozens of disregarded papers. Today's homework for English was to write a poem meaningful to myself – and can I say WTF, why do I have to take such classes? This isn't civy school, it's the goddamn mafia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I really hate this, how about you?

No, damn it.

Another miss toss to the bucket.

Blood is warm, flesh is cold

Corpse on table, got a bone saw?

Nope.

Stars are bright, night is not

Ground is hard, water is not

Oh god no.

La la la fuck you all, go die via cliff

Promising…

Male homosexuality is the shit, we love that shit

Fangirls unite and overtake the oppressors of slashy goodness

"Hahahahaahah, Okay, now I'm just bored."

Lovely pineapple, cutie broccoli

Squishy Tenth, scary yellow birdy

Smiley baseball…

"Wait a second, that's it!" I shout and get a new piece of paper and quickly write down what I want my poem to be.

Extreme the Sun, Light the Green

Explode the Red, Wash the Blue

Double the Violet, Haze the Purple

Shine down the Orange

"And done." I stated proudly. "Sensei, I've finished my poem, may I be excused now?"

"Gods yes. Just get the fuck out of there, it's already ten o'clock and I want to go home." My English teacher pleaded.

I beam at him and pick up my backpack and left the classroom. Earlier today during school hours I decided that if I could get away with doing my homework during school instead of at home it would save me time to train.

English had been my last class and I had been proud to have finished all my other homework from my other classes of the day during my lunch break and had gone back to each teacher to hand them in, dismissing their concerns about the homework being turned in the next day, not the day it was assigned.

My way was more affective anyway.

So I thought that it wouldn't take too long to write down a poem and stayed after class. Since it was the last class before the whole school let out I made the teacher stay behind with some good old fashion death threats of dismemberment.

Works like a charm every time.

I didn't expect it to take very long but before long the sun had gone down and the moon had been high in the sky.

It seems that I didn't have much of a poetic soul. I didn't mind too much though, Bel and Lussaria had that category well in hand with their theatrics.

Snickering now at the thought of how those two would have reacted if I told them such entertained me as I walked through the dark campus to my apartment.

I had entertained the thought of getting a dorm room, even sharing with someone else but Skull had been kind enough to discourage such thoughts.

Dirty laundry, unfavorable hours, close space invasion, sock on door (I shuddered at this), loud music of the country or bubblegum pop variety (if I was unlucky), a bubbly cheerleader with overly friendly tendencies, a nerd with breathing issues, or any other kind of stereo type scenarios.

Safe to say I was dispirited greatly after the hour long lecture of the evils of rooming with someone that wasn't vetoed by Skull and my father.

I got a nice two bedroom apartment instead that was just off campus. It was very upscale but not over the top which I liked and was custom to my tastes.

Although the giant wall-to-floor aquarium that separated my living room with the kitchen filled with Sandbar Sharks and beautiful coral wasn't something that I would have picked out myself.

(I'm changing things up now and changing to third person view, I'm done with first POV, but if after a few chapters if enough people review and say they hate it I will try to go back to 1st POV view)

Squalo made a note to herself to send Skull a stuffed octopus plushie and a paper gun as a gag gift. That little bastard deserved it, although the sharks were kind of growing on her. There were three of them and she'd named them, Ace, Luffy and Sabo.

She missed her OP fix okay?

By the way…Ace was the only female of the group. Heh.

When Squalo was about a block from her apartment she overheard a commotion in one of the alleyways. Now usually she wouldn't bother stopping unless it was some kind of animal in distress.

What? She loved cute and cuddly things.

Which meant that she had something else in common with Hibrai. Damn it.

The noise coming from the alleyway though sounded like someone was really putting the hurt down on some poor soul.

It sounded young too…darn.

Squalo ran into the alleyway full speed.

"VOOIII! Motherfuckers!" She screamed and body tackled one of the four attackers that were kicking a body on the ground, making sure to slam her elbow in their face to render them unconscious.

One down, three motherfuckers to go.

She had left her short sword at home, not that she really needed it for these small fry but they were easily twice her height and age so it was a little more difficult than she had predicted it would be.

Maybe the male Squalo had it right when he cut off his hand and replaced it with his badass sword. It was better than a girl's best friend.

By which she meant pepper spray, for all those perverts out there that were thinking of something else.

"Watch out!" A warning from the downed victim saved her from taking a lead pipe to the head.

"Heh thanks, oh I know! Lead pipe in the alleyway by stupid thug #2." Squalo teased and cartwheeled over and kicked him in the throat while he was recovering from his wide swing.

Two down, two to go.

At this point any element of surprise she had was gone.

Squalo groaned when she received a punch to the gut, choking on stomach acid as bile rose in her throat and bent over the arm of the asshole.

"You'll regret that." She warned and bent her head down further and bit down on the arm that hurt her.

Hard.

"Argh! Bitch!" Thug #3 swore and swung around his other arm to catch her in the head but she dodged just in time and kicked him between the legs and continued to do it even after he was down.

"Stupid! Dumb! Motherfucker! Never have children and bring more of your stupid into the world!"

The last thug which Squalo had named thug #4 affectingly was standing over victim #0 with a knife to his throat.

"You stupid cunt! Did you know what you just interrupted?"

"A mugging?" Squalo guested sarcastically. She didn't really care what this was about, she was just happy to beat some stupid idiots. It made her night satisfying and with a nice hot chocolate afterwards she'd have pleasant dreams that night when she went to bed.

Maybe she'd email Skull in the morning and tell her how her night went, he was sure to get a kick out of this.

"Run!" The kid underneath the thug called out and got cuffed on the head for his troubles.

Now she was kind of pissed off and it had nothing to do with how she recognized the brat either.

Okay maybe it had something to do with that.

"Cavallone." She greeted and reached into her back pocket. "Close your eyes and don't breathe in."

"What?" Both Thug and victim asked before she threw the smoke bomb that Skull had gifted her as a going away present. She moved forward and sucker punched the thug to the side of the face before he could recover.

"Annnd that is how it's done ladies and gentlemen." Squalo crooned and spat some more bile to the ground, her stomach was still tender from that earlier punch and she knew she'd have one hell of a bruise in the morning.

"Now little Cavallone let's get you home." Squalo pulled him to his feet. "I told you to close your eyes."

"Owwww." Dino Cavallone whined as he tried to wipe the tears running down his face from the smoke.

"Come on, your bodyguards must be worried sick." Squalo dragged him towards her home. "You can rest at my place until they get here."

"Wh-who are you?" Dino asked squinting his eyes as he tried to look at her.

"My surname is Superbi."

"Oh right! The alien!"

"…Seriously?"

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And that's it for now, I will try to have another chapter up next week. Time wise it should still be that same night so Squalo will have to deal with Dino's little gang of look-a-likes. Also she will find out why Dino was out late at night all by himself.
I just need to think of the reason first. Lol

Hope you all enjoy and if you like One Piece I recommend all the wonderful stories and art that OP Big Bang reproduced.

Including my own fic. Marco's Moving Castle (Marco/Ace) lol shamelessly promoting and proud of it.

Again I want to thank all of you who have reviewed, you guys are really great! :) I never expected for this story to get the attention it has gotten, since it started (and is kind of still) an exercise in self-insert territory and not a very serious one at that.
Also all poems are mine that I thought up on the spot, lol I like them. :)
Review please, and thank you.