Hi guys well as much as I would love to continue this story forever I think it's time we start saying our farewells. There will be one more chapter after this and then the time jump for the epilogue.
I hope you all enjoy these last few chapters.
This one has a lot of Brittana but next chapter will have more Faberry.
~~~ Oh What A Night ~~~
That evening found Sofia finally getting what she had desperately wanted for over three months she was finally getting some and was currently riding Grace's thigh like a cowgirl on a bronco horse. They had finally settled Bella and Nina down and were free to finally get their cuddle on...and by cuddle I mean finally have sex. Like she promised Grace was determined to get over her fears and get back to their normal lives, which of course included sex. Lots of sex. Grace was still a little insecure about her body but she had made a promise and she wanted it as much as Sofia did. She did not want to continue arguing about this with her wife it was tiring and unnecessary.
Due to many recent incidents they weren't really sure how much time they would get until the girls woke up and started crying again, which they seemed to do at the most inappropriate of times Sofia reckons they get that from Quinn so there was no time for foreplay or even the removal of clothes, which Grace was slightly grateful for. Sofia was so fucking desperate for this she was fine with settling for a good old dry humping session.
Sofia continued to grind herself on Grace's thigh getting slightly frustrated because even though she was as horny as a teenage boy on prom night she couldn't get over the edge. Grace could see it in her wife's eyes and she felt kinda bad for her.
"Fuck...damn it...Grace talk dirty to me" Sofia groaned
"Sofia you know I hate doing that"
"Babe I need to come otherwise I'm going to cut a bitch...please" Sofia panted
Grace sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Oh Sofia you are so fucking hot I want to feel you come all over my thigh" Grace said in a monotone voice so not into it at all
"Grace!" Sofia whined
The Latina very rarely asked Grace to do this while they had sex the first time she asked, Grace was slightly mortified and had no idea what to say. So Sofia helped her along and yes it was hot and all but Grace wasn't a huge fan of doing it.
Trying to give Grace an incentive to do it properly Sofia whipped off her top and was now half naked and fucking Grace's thigh. Grace couldn't help but whimper at the sight before her.
"Fuck this...Sofia pants off now!" Grace ordered
"Huh?"
"Take your fucking pants off" Grace demanded
Sofia really didn't want to stop but she couldn't help but feel really turned on by Grace's dominance right now so she did as she was told.
While Sofia hurried to take her pants off Grace did the same though she left her top on and made sure her stomach was covered. As soon as Sofia was back on the bed Grace pulled her on top of her again and placed their legs strategically in place so when Grace bucked her hips up their swollen and drenched clits came into contact making both moan very, very loudly. Sofia was very much liking this idea and so she showed this by crashing their lips together...and then she kissed her.
It didn't last though because Bella thought it would be funny to interrupt her mommies sexy times by crying out loudly for shits and giggles. Her mommies weren't laughing though. Hopefully she doesn't wake her sister up too.
"Nooo!" Sofia cried
"Baby just keep going...She'll be fine...oh fuck!" Grace groaned
They quickened their pace as their room began to fill with sounds that would make a porn star blush...let's just reiterate the fact that it had been a long ass time since they had done it so it was pretty much like their first time all over again...only wetter!
"Keep talking baby" Sofia moaned
"You feel so fucking amazing"
They were so...so close
"If we had the time I'd totally turn you over and fuck you from behind. I love feeling your drenched pussy clench around my fingers...and my tongue" Grace added
Sofia let out a strangled cry as their hips continued to crash together...they were going to need some new bed sheets after this.
"I'm so close" Sofia panted
"Me too" Grace quickly replied
"Baby come with me"
After the next couple of thrusts both came crashing down both letting out a scream. After coming down from that glorious high Sofia dropped onto Grace's body totally spent and out of breath though she did let out a small victory cheer for finally getting her cuddle on.
"Fuck...that was hot" Sofia mumbled
"Mmmhhmmm...and Bella stopped crying" Grace softly replied as she ran her hands through Sofia's hair.
"Yay" Sofia murmured
After a short moment of silence as they got their breath back Sofia spoke up
"You're beautiful Gracie" Sofia softly sighed as she brushed away some hair that had fallen onto her wife's face.
"You're the best wife a girl could ever hope for" Grace mumbled with a lazy smile
"Maybe next time...you'll let me see the girls? It's been awhile and I know they've missed me" Sofia asked as she gently traced her finger down Grace's jaw then down towards her boobs.
"They really have" Grace replied
"So...now that Bella is not crying anymore...are you gonna take me from behind?" Sofia asked with a cheeky grin.
Grace couldn't help it but she just burst into a fit of giggles at that.
~~~ Start Spreading The News ~~~
Toby sat with Maya at the doctors clinic and nervously held her hand. She had just had a blood test and they were waiting for the results. They had talked about it and had decided to push the wedding up if Maya was pregnant and that Toby would start turning the spare room into a nursery. Maya had mixed feelings about it all. Sure she would be totally happy with having a baby; it's what they had already planned. She just didn't like the timing. She was kind of hoping for them to be married and settled before they had a baby. Toby was just nervous. They held their breath when the doctor came back into the room with their results and with a small smile he happily informed them that they were expecting.
After calming down and realizing that this was actually happening Maya and Toby had to figure out how to tell Ally and everyone else. Ally was currently spending time with her two grandmas and so they decided to just do it all at once. Toby was panicking though having flashbacks to when he told his moms about Ally. It took a while for Maya to calm him back down and in the end she practically had to push him into his parents' house.
"Daddy!" Ally yelled excitedly and ran up to her father when she saw him enter the living room.
Toby picked up his daughter and gave her a big kiss making her giggle.
"Mommy!" Ally then yelled and held her arms out to Maya
Maya just chuckled at the tiny blonde and gave her a kiss as well. It always amused her that Ally always got excited when she saw them it also made her heart swell.
"Hey guys your back early" Quinn smiled up at her son and future daughter-in-law. She was currently sitting on the floor surrounded by Ally's toys that they were playing with.
"Yeah...where's ma?" Toby asked nervously
"Kitchen getting us some drinks do you two want anything?" Quinn replied
"No I'm fine thanks" Maya smiled politely
"I could do with a beer" Toby mumbled to himself
"So how has your afternoon been?" Maya asked Ally
"Super fun! Me and Gammy and Nanny are playing and we made stuff wif paper and um...and pops ticks and paint. Gammy said mine was the bestest" Ally smiled proudly.
"I'm sure it was" Maya smiled
"Are you ok?" Quinn quietly asked her son while Maya and Ally talked.
"M'fine" Toby mumbled
"You sure?" Quinn asked with a hint of concern
"Yep" Toby nodded
"Ok who ordered apple juice?" Rachel asked as she came into the living room with a tray of drinks
"Me! Me! I did!" Ally yelled waving her arm up in the air
Rachel nodded and handed her a juice box with a silly straw.
"What do we say?" Rachel asked the little girl
"Fank you Nanny" Ally smiled sweetly
"Your welcome cutie" Rachel replied then moved over to give Quinn her own glass of water.
"How come I didn't get a silly straw?" Quinn asked a little disappointed
"Because you are an adult" Rachel replied
"So?" Quinn grumbled
Rachel just rolled her eyes and took a seat next to her son giving him small smile and ignored her wife's pout.
"So what's new with you two? Have you given any thoughts to your wedding? Because I have lots of magazines with hundreds of ideas you could use seeing as Grace and Sofia didn't use them. Maya what's your stance on baby lambs?" Rachel rambled
"Um..." Maya looked startled Grace had warned her about how her ma could get a little crazy with the wedding plans.
"Brittany's allowed to have silly straws" Quinn continued to grumble to no one in particular.
"Well we we're actually thinking of pushing the wedding up a few months" Maya replied
"Oh...ok so when we're you planning on getting married now?" Rachel asked grabbing the notebook and the pen from the coffee table ready to take notes.
"Um...probably within the next eight months" Maya nervously replied
"Really? Why so soon?" Rachel asked in surprise.
They had originally told her they were getting married next year so they could properly plan everything out. Rachel was now mentally going through everything in her head about the wedding, where it will be, will there be any places available, what was the colour theme, where she could get her hands on some lambs…
"Well...about that...um...Toby" Maya looked to her fiancé for some help.
"I mean it's just a straw and it being silly just makes it more fun, I'm allowed to have fun" Quinn muttered
"Maya's pregnant" Toby blurted out
Rachel froze in shock her eyes quickly glancing down to Maya's stomach while her pen fell out of her hand and onto the floor.
"We're having a baby and I wanted to be married before its born so we're moving the date up. I'm sorry, are you mad at me again?" Toby quickly spoke getting nervous when both Rachel and Quinn didn't say anything. Though he suspected his mother didn't hear him.
"We just found out today" Maya added
"Please say something" Toby pleaded
"That's it I'm getting my own silly straw" Quinn huffed and stood up
"Quinn shut up did you not hear them?" Rachel finally spoke after their little revelation.
"What?" Quinn looked at them a little confused
"H-How...was this planned?" Rachel asked
"Kind of...it just happened a little sooner than expected" Maya replied with a slight blush.
"What did?" Quinn asked totally not following the conversation at all and now felt left out.
"Well...congratulations" Rachel gave them a small smile
"For what?" Quinn asked not liking being ignored
"Thanks ma" Toby gave her a grateful smile and them pulled her into a hug
"And no I'm not mad at you. I'm really happy for you both. This is so exciting!" Rachel clapped with a big ass smile on her face after hugging Maya.
"What's going on?" Quinn asked getting annoyed
"I'm getting a baby brother or sister Gammy" Ally informed her with a slight eye roll.
"What? Since when?" Quinn asked looking at Maya and Toby
"Mom were you not listening at all?" Toby asked with a slight chuckle
"I was...preoccupied" Quinn muttered looking down at her strawless glass of water.
"So I gets to be an older sister?" Ally asked excitedly
"You sure do." Maya smiled at the little girl
"Well I want a baby sister then" Ally informed them
"We don't know what it is just yet pumpkin." Toby replied
"So wait...you guys are sure?" Quinn interrupted
"We're sure. We just got back from the doctors" Toby replied
"Wow...um...congratulations guys." Quinn smiled and hugged Maya and then Toby
"You're not mad this time?" Toby quietly asked
"No of course not. Toby I know last time I didn't react very well but I'm really proud of you and I know you're a great daddy and I'm just...so happy for you." Quinn replied feeling slightly guilty for making her son worry about her reaction.
"Thanks" Toby smiled and pulled his mom in for another hug.
"So is mommy gonna start crying about everyfing like Aunty Grwacie did?" Ally asked.
~~~ Follow The Yellow Brick Road ~~~
Charlie sat in the foyer of a theatre waiting for her turn to audition for the role she was sure she was born to play. Charlie had fallen in love with the Wizard of Oz and Judy Garland when her mama introduced it to her at a very young age. She knew the movie like the back of her hand. She would always make Grace and Toby play with her re-enacting different scenes from the movie with Charlie always being Dorothy. To get this role would be a dream come true and it would be her stepping stone onto the Broadway stage and making a name for herself.
But right now she was on the verge of having a panic attack. She had never been so nervous in all her life. Everything was dependent on this audition. Ben and Frankie were sitting either side of the girl trying to calm her down and reassure her.
"I can't do this" Charlie continued to mutter to herself.
"Charlie don't get yourself worked up otherwise you will mess this up" Frankie told her
"I wish my mama was here" Charlie mumbled
"Well let's call her and get her here" Ben offered
"No!" Charlie yelled out stopping her boyfriend from getting his phone out
"Why?"
"Because I haven't told them about this yet" Charlie admitted
"You haven't told your parents?" Frankie asked confused
"I didn't want to disappoint them when I fail" Charlie admitted
"You're not going to fail" Ben stated
"Come on Ben what are the odds of me actually getting this role? I should just go home and not bother" Charlie huffed grabbing her bag and getting ready to stand up and leave.
Both Ben and Frankie grabbed an arm and pulled her back down on the chair making the young woman pout in annoyance.
"With this attitude I'm beginning to reconsider my offer to be your manager" Frankie threatened
"Well maybe you should" Charlie snapped
"I really don't want to because then I and the world would be missing out on something awesome." Frankie replied
"Your just saying that so I'll stay" Charlie sighed
"Of course I am! But that doesn't make it untrue. I wouldn't bother going to all this trouble for you if I didn't think you had it in you to succeed." Frankie told her
"And this has nothing to do with my ma?" Charlie asked
"No, all of that is in the past. I know what I did was wrong and I'm not saying that what your mother did was right but I did hurt them and I would like to make some kind of amends so I want to help you." Frankie sighed
"Charlotte Fabray?" A voice called out interrupting their conversation.
The colour drained instantly from Charlie's face when she heard her name being called out to go in for her audition. Ben and Frankie had to physically pull her up from her chair and help her move towards the big double doors. Ben gave her a quick kiss on the cheek for good luck before he gently pushed her through the doors and now it was all up to Charlie.
~~~ A Day At The Park ~~~
Becky sat next to her wife with little Otis sitting on her lap as they watched their two sons play on the playground. She would be lying if she said she wasn't nervous but she couldn't help it she was going to actually spend some time with her sister even if Vanessa didn't know who she really was.
"Calm down Bec, Jackie said they'd be here just give them some time. We've only been here for ten minutes" Hannah softly spoke
"I know...but I'm just...nervous I guess" Becky sighed and playfully scratched behind Otis's ear.
"Don't be, just be your awesome self and everything will be fine." Hannah replied giving her a quick kiss on the lips.
"Aww well isn't this adorable" A voice called out from behind them
"Oh great she's here" Becky rolled her eyes.
"Shut up you love me" Sofia chuckled
"Sofia don't be such a butt head" Grace scolded her wife
"You so did not call me a butt head...oh it is on Miss stinky poop face" Sofia smirked
"Oh god, make them go away" Becky grumbled
"You two are so weird sometimes" Hannah chuckled
"Well we don't like to swear in front of our girls so we have to resort to kindergarten name calling." Grace explained as she came around to sit next to Hannah with the stroller carrying both Bella and Nina in their adorable matching overalls.
"Yeah and anyway why are you complaining you're the one who invited us here." Sofia huffed taking a seat next to Becky.
"That's becau-"
"Oh my god that dog is fudging adorable! Gracie I wants one!" Sofia interrupted picking Otis up from the blonde's lap and cuddling it instantly.
"No" Grace replied
Sofia frowned then held Otis up next to her face taking his tiny paws into her hands and then in her best puppy dog eyes and pout she tried to convince her wife.
"But pwease Gracie. How could you say no to this face? He is so adorable. Look at his little belly, and his smooshed in face he's so cute!" Sofia rambled with a silly goofy grin on her face.
Grace just chuckled to herself and shook her head.
"God my wife is such a goober" She muttered
"Wow Sofia I've never seen this side of you before...it's actually a little creepy please stop" Hannah teased
"They just don't understand us" Sofia sighed as she spoke to the puppy in her arms.
"Wanna go play fetch with him?" Becky offered with a smile.
"Kay" Sofia smiled brightly
And in some kind of bizarro world Becky and Sofia practically skipped off to go play with a puppy. Hannah and Grace were both confused, slightly aroused but mostly a little terrified.
"Wow ok I did not see that coming" Hannah was the first to speak
"I think this might be one of the signs of the apocalypse." Grace added
They continued to watch in morbid fascination as their wives happily playing together throwing the tennis ball for Otis to run and catch. It was kind of adorable though because the little puppy was still getting used to his legs and so he would sometimes fumble and trip over himself in excitement of getting the ball and then bringing it back to his mommy and the crazy brunette lady.
"So how are things with you?" Hannah asked
"Good, I'm back at work on Monday which will be interesting. I don't really want to leave my babies" Grace replied
"I know that feeling...trust me it gets easier...until they start school that's the real kick in heart." Hannah told her
"They can be home schooled and never leave me" Grace replied seriously
"No but then they will be known as the creepy home school girls." Hannah stated
Grace just frowned then picked up Bella who was wide awake and beginning to get fussy while Nina slept her little life away.
"You'll be alright." Hannah reassured her with a smile.
"So why did Becky invite us here? She said was important" Grace asked and gently bounced Bella on her knee.
"Vanessa will be here" Hannah replied
"Her sister? H-How...explain" Grace stuttered in shock.
So Hannah told her everything that had happened. About Becky's sister making friends with Max and then all about Jackie and her promise to keep Becky in Vanessa's life in any way she can. Grace was quite stunned but then she also felt kinda happy for her friend she knew that this was something Becky really wanted and the poor girl deserved some happiness after everything she had been through.
"She looks just like Becky...I never got to see any photos of Becky as a little girl what with being kicked out and all but I bet you anything she would have looked just like Vanessa." Hannah told her.
"I can tell" Grace replied
"Huh?" Hannah looked confused
Grace nodded to where Max and Cooper were over by the swings with a blonde little girl. They then turned to look for their wives to see if they had noticed her but it seemed as though they were far too busy rolling around on the grass playing with Otis to notice anything. It was actually so fucking adorable watching the two women play together Grace and Hannah were worried about getting tooth decay from the sweetness of it all.
"Who knew that all it would take was a tiny puppy to bring those two together" Hannah muttered
"Are you getting turned on by this as much as I am?" Grace whispered
"Well if we weren't in such a public place I would totally jump my wife right about now so yes, yes I am" Hannah admitted
Grace just nodded in agreement and understanding.
"I totally need to get one, then Otis can have a little friend" Sofia sighed
"I know right? And then we can bring them here and they can play and it will be awesome" Becky replied.
The two were sitting on the grass with their legs stretched out to form a little circle thankfully both were wearing pants that day, Otis was laying in the middle chewing on the grass and looking all adorable.
"So why did you want us to come today?" Sofia asked as she began to make a daisy chain necklace.
"My sister is going to be here and...I don't know I guess I just...needed some moral support" Becky replied
"She's gonna be here? Like...you're gonna actually talk to her?" Sofia asked a little surprised.
"Yep, obviously I won't tell her who I really am that will just confuse her but...she kinda made friends with Max and so I'm not going to miss out on the chance to get to know her." Becky explained
Sofia just nodded in understanding. She was happy that her friend was getting the chance to be a part of her sister's life. Sofia didn't really know all of what Becky had been through as a little girl but she knew enough and had seen enough to know that she was kinda lonely as a child and never got the love and attention she was supposed to get from her parents. In that respect Sofia was eternally grateful to have two amazing mothers who love her unconditionally and were the best parents anyone could ever ask for.
"Well don't look now but I think she's here" Sofia spoke up looking over the blonde's shoulder
Becky quickly turned her head to see Vanessa happily playing with Max and Cooper by the swings. She then noticed Jackie over by the trees sitting on the bench.
"Hey can you watch Otis for me?" Becky asked
"Of course...though I can't promise that I'll give him back" Sofia smirked as she picked up the little puppy.
Becky just nodded and then quickly got up and made her way over to her former baby sister. Before Sofia could even plan her escape with the puppy she was joined by Grace, Hannah and the twins. Hannah took Otis from Sofia making the girl pout but she soon smiled again when Grace placed Nina in her arms.
"Hey sleepy head" Sofia chuckled as her daughter let out a massive yawn.
"Bella was getting restless so we decided to see if she and Otis could tire each other out" Grace stated
The three girls sat in a circle as Grace placed Bella on the grass. The little girl was fascinated with the texture of the grass and the soil making her face light up at all the wonderful new things. Sofia placed Nina on the ground too to see if she thought it was as great as her sister did. She did not, though she did like the daisy chain necklace her mama made.
Becky sat next to her old baby sitter as they watched over Max, Cooper and Vanessa playing together on the playground. It was a little strange to think that this little girl was actually her sister, that she was Max and Cooper's Aunt.
"She was really excited to come today" Jackie told her
"Really?"
"Yep, she was hoping to see Max and Cooper again." Jackie smiled
"I'm really glad you guys came" Becky smiled back.
"Why don't you go on over there and join them" Jackie nudged the blonde woman
Becky bit her bottom lip feeling just a little bit nervous all of a sudden, she took a few deep breaths before she stood up and made her way over to where her sons and her sister were playing. Jackie watched her as she hesitantly spoke to the young girl and couldn't help but smile and hope that what she was doing now could make up for what she had done to Becky all those years ago.
Jackie wasn't the only one who watched on as Becky began to push Vanessa on the swing while Max did the same for his little brother, Hannah sat with her two best friends and watched her wife and couldn't help but notice how calm and happy she looked.
~~~ Up In The Atmosphere, Up Where The Air Is Clear ~~~
It was 4am and Santana was one sleepy, grumpy lady trying to find the place where they were going for their romantic hot air balloon ride without any coffee in her system for anyone who wasn't Brittany, may god have mercy on their souls.
"Fucking asshole!" Santana yelled then beeped her horn and flipped the other driver off.
"San honey I think they're nuns" Brittany softly spoke not wanting to aggravate her even more.
"How do you know?"
"Because they have a sticker on their rear window saying 'Bless this car and it's holy drivers at the St. Anne's nunnery'" Brittany pointed out.
"Oh...well why the fucking hell are nuns out driving this fucking early in the morning? Shouldn't they be tucked away in their beds or...knitting for the poor or something? Or getting freaky with each other in the confessional?" Santana huffed
She really didn't mean to be in such a bad mood because this was supposed to be all romantic and shit but it was early like really early the sun was still in bed and she was driving towards the place where she would have to go up in a stupid hot air balloon. That and she really needed caffeine.
"San I've told you before the nunnery is not a cesspool for horny lesbians disguised as a place of worship." Brittany sighed
"Hey I never said it was a cesspool, all I'm saying is that these women volunteer to spend their lives in an all-female commune and that freaky shit is bound to happen. Just because you're a religious nut doesn't mean you don't get horny." Santana argued.
"If that's true then how come you and Quinn aren't nuns?" Brittany replied
"Because we're far too naughty to be holy and pure. We were the Unholy Trinity for a reason babe." Santana smirked.
Brittany just laughed and rolled her eyes at her wife.
"Hey I just had an awesome idea to brighten up our sex lives" Santana grinned
"I'm not dressing up as a nun Santana...I'm sure god and the baby Jesus would not approve." Brittany replied
"Well then you can dress up as a priest and I can be the naughty nun" Santana instantly replied
"No" Brittany chuckled
"Hey you're the one who said we need more spontaneity in our bedroom...I'm just doing what you asked" Santana smirked
"Alright fine I'll dress up as a naughty nun but only if you let me give you anal" Brittany replied with her own smirk
"Ugh fine we won't dress up as nuns...ruin all my fun" Santana grumbled
Brittany just smiled triumphantly.
"Can I give you anal?" Santana then asked hopefully
Brittany didn't reply, which didn't exactly mean no. Santana smiled to herself and counted that as a win. Brittany was just happy that her wife's mood had brightened up, sex or just talking about sex usually always did that.
"So why do we have to be here so early? The sun doesn't rise for another two hours." Brittany asked
"Emily said we have to be there an hour before hand for safety rules and whatever and then we get to fly over while its still dark something about getting the full effect of the sunrise." Santana explained
"Oh...so does Emily have a girlfriend yet?" Brittany asked casually
"Babe" Santana sighed
"What? I'm just curious is all. She's young, very young as young as your daughter...and she's...somewhat attractive she should have lots of girls all over her, girls who are the same age as her." Brittany replied
Santana just shook her head at her wife. It had been a long time since that unfortunate episode of the green eyed Brittany and the terrified young assistant. But Brittany was still a little weary of the younger woman. She figured it would be extremely difficult to get over a crush on someone like Santana. She herself knew it was physically and emotionally impossible to ever just stop loving her, she couldn't imagine having to try.
"If you must know she has a date this weekend" Santana replied
"Oh and what you two just spend your time talking about your personal lives? San your there to work and bring home the bacon not socialize with your young co-workers" Brittany huffed
Santana sighed and rolled her eyes no matter what she said or did she could not win.
"Britt hush your pretty mouth and stop being a jelly belly" Santana told her with a stern look.
"I'm not" Brittany insisted but avoided eye contact
"I thought you were over this"
"I am! I don't know what you're talking about ooh San you need to turn here" Brittany pointed to the street coming up.
Santana decided to drop the current topic of discussion and just continued to drive. It didn't take much longer till they finally reached their destination. They were a few miles outside of the burbs, to Santana it looked like they were in the middle of nowhere and if she were to fall out of the basket of the balloon she would be lost for days and probably would never be found ever again. In reality it was a pretty little farmland type area lots of wide open space on a slight hill top. The view was going to be amazing.
There were several other groups up there as well with five balloons getting ready to fly. Santana kinda wanted a balloon to herself with her wife but unfortunately you couldn't do that so she had to resign herself to having to share this romantic moment with a bunch of other people. She didn't realize how fucking big the balloons were. After listening to all the safety rules of what and what not to do the groups were split up and Santana made sure she and Brittany were on the rainbow one. Thankfully their group was small with just them and four other people plus the guy who would fly the balloon.
"Hi I'm Brittany" The blonde smiled brightly holding her hand out to the group of four women who would be sharing their balloon with them.
"Hello, I'm Sister Abigail and this is Sister Bernie, Sister Catherine and our Mother Superior." The young woman smiled as she took Brittany's hand.
"Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me" Santana hissed under her breath
Though she did consider the upside of this situation. Surely god wouldn't kill four nuns so she should be safe right?
"This is Santana" Brittany added.
The blonde was never too sure how some religious people would feel about them being gay and happily married so for the most part she didn't make a big show of it. Santana on the other hand.
"Her wife" The brunette smiled and possessively wrapped her arm around Brittany's waist.
The four nuns didn't exactly react to that though they weren't exactly jumping up and down in glee about the fact that they will be sharing their ride with a couple of lesbians.
Santana wasn't overly religious and neither was Brittany the two were pretty indifferent about the whole god thing. They knew Sofia didn't believe in god and that Ben kind of did. They obviously knew Quinn was Christian and Rachel was Jewish and believed whole heatedly in their religious views but for Santana and Brittany they were on the fence about it. Santana for a long time hated anything to do with religion because it reminded her of her father who was insanely religious much like Quinn's dad. But over time she let go of that hatred and anger and just became indifferent. Though she wasn't all that pleased to have to share her romantic gesture with a bunch of nuns...talk about mood killer.
"So what brings you guys here?" Brittany asked to break the awkward silence
"It's Sister Bernie's birthday and we wanted to bring her out here to witness the splendour of god's creations" The older woman explained they assumed she was the Mother Superior
"And yourselves?" Sister Abigail asked
"Santana wanted to do something romantic for me" Brittany smiled softly
"That's nice" Sister Abigail smiled back
"You two don't by any chance own a black BMW?" Mother Superior then asked with a frown
"Um...yeah why?" Santana replied
"I thought I recognized you...you're supposed to indicate when you turn." She replied with a slight scowl.
Santana looked down guiltily while Brittany looked embarrassed.
"Yeah...sorry about that...I...I didn't have any coffee this morning" Santana mumbled and took a small step back behind her wife, using Brittany as a shield.
It wasn't long after that when their balloon instructor came over to get their balloon ready. Everybody had to help out in getting the thing up in the air something Santana was not a fan of doing.
"Jesus mother fucking Christ" Santana hissed holding her thumb up to her mouth after getting it caught
All four nuns turned and glared at her for swearing while Brittany tried to smile apologetically for her wife.
"San you can't swear in front of nuns...it's like a law written somewhere in the bible or something" Brittany whispered to her wife
"I'm hurt" Santana whined and held her thumb out to Brittany
Brittany sighed and gave her wife's thumb a quick kiss to get her to stop acting like a child.
"Better?" She asked
"Yes" Santana mumbled
Eventually they finally got their balloon ready and were all standing in the basket ready for lift off. The four nuns were all looking pretty excited about their trip as they watched the other balloons start to take flight. Brittany shared their excitement and couldn't wait to get up into the sky. Santana...poor Santana she was internally panicking she didn't even realize her eyes were closed and she had a death grip on the side of the basket...they weren't even off the ground yet. That and she was slightly embarrassed when she freaked out in front of the nuns about going up into the sky. It kinda hurt her pride and badass persona just a little and she swore she saw Mother Superior laugh at her.
"Is she alright?" Sister Abigail asked Brittany with a hint of concern
"Huh?" Brittany looked over at her wife and then just laughed
The nuns gave her a confused look
"San has a fear of heights" Brittany quietly explained
"Well then why did she book this flight if she was afraid?" The nun asked
"Because she loves me" Brittany simply replied with a loving smile.
"How long have you been married?" Sister Abigail then asked
"31 years, 4 months and...27 days" Brittany replied
"Wow...that is a very long time." She replied a little surprised
"Well she's the love of my life so it's time worth spent" Brittany told her honestly
"Alright ladies are we ready to go up?" The instructor asked
They all nodded excitedly while Santana let out a small whimper. Feeling sorry for her Brittany moved over to her wife taking her into her arms though it was a little difficult to get her to let go of the basket so she could hold her from behind keeping her safe wrapped up in her tight embrace.
"Oh god we're gonna die" Santana shrieked as the balloon started to move
"Don't be silly child. God would not kill you...not today especially with four of his nuns sounding you" Sister Catherine chuckled
"See Sanny we're in good company" Brittany smiled
Santana whimpered and just grabbed hold of Brittany's hands that were wrapped around her.
"We could say a small prayer if it would make you feel better" Sister Bernie suggested
"The only prayer I remember is the Hail Mary" Santana replied
"Had to use that one a lot?" Mother Superior asked with a hint of judgement
If Santana wasn't scared out of her mind she would have glared and said something back to the old woman.
"I tend to fall asleep when I pray" Brittany frowned
"Well we could do a quick Hail Mary if it will make you feel better" Sister Bernie smiled
Santana nodded and then quickly muttered her Hail Mary
"Dios te salve, Maria.
Llena eres de gracia:
El Señor es contigo.
Bendita tú eres entre todas las mujeres.
Y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre:
Jesús.
Santa María, Madre de Dios,
ruega por nosotros pecadores,
ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte.
Amen." Santana mumbled
"I love it when you speak Spanish. It always makes my lady parts tingle" Brittany whispered with a small smirk
"Are we ready to fly now" The instructor asked
They all turned to look at Santana to see if she was fine with them taking off now. The brunette gave the tiniest of nods and then practically jumped out of her skin with a loud scream when the first burst of hot air was thrust into the balloon to get it up off the ground.
It wasn't until the balloon was high up in the air did Santana open her eyes again and start to believe that she wasn't going to die...at least not yet. They still had to land the damn thing. They were floating up in the atmosphere with the hint of sunrise just over the horizon. It was so peaceful up there and the view was amazing well what they could see of it anyways. Once the sun began to rise it would be spectacular. Brittany had managed to get her wife to move a little closer to the edge so they could see more. Brittany still had her arms tightly around Santana the brunette refused to let Brittany let go not until they had their feet back on the earth.
"Thank you San for doing this for me. I love it when you try to be all romantic." Brittany softly whispered in her wife's ear
"Your welcome" Santana replied her voice trembled a little mostly due to her fear.
"You're safe Sanny. I won't let anything happen to you. And besides we've now got four nuns on our side we will be fine" Brittany giggled
"I think Mother Superior hates me" Santana mumbled
"Why?"
"She keeps glaring at me" Santana whispered
"Well you did cut her off and swear at her and give her the finger." Brittany reminded her
"I didn't know she was a fuc...fricking nun!" Santana hissed
"Well maybe you should work on that anger of yours" Brittany replied
"I do not have anger! I have rage!" Santana corrected her
"What's the difference?" Brittany chuckled
"There is a big difference" Santana huffed
"Babe just shush now and enjoy the view" Brittany rolled her eyes at her silly wife.
As predicted as the sun began to rise the view was breathtaking they could see for miles. The colours that formed in the sky from the sun's rays made everything look ten times better and Brittany thought that this was one of the most romantic moments of her life just floating around up in the sky looking down on the earth below them and seeing all the beautiful things the world has to offer you could even see New York city off in the distance. It was made even better when she could faintly hear her wife singing and it just made her giggle when she figured out what the song was she was signing and so she quickly joined in making Santana smile too.
"Just call out my name. I'll be there in a hurry you don't need to worry."
They both joined in on the chorus.
"'Cause baby there
Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you babe"
"Remember the day
I set you free
I told you, you could always count on me, darling" Santana sang
"From that day on
I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me
some way, somehow" Brittany sang
"My love is alive
Deep down in my heart
Although we are miles apart" Santana smiled
"If you ever need a helping hand
I'll be there on the double
just as fast as I can" Brittany smiled and tightened her hold on her wife
"Cause baby there" Santana and Brittany sang together but stopped when they heard four other voices come in and sing along with them.
They turned around in surprise to find the four nuns singing the chorus once their shock wore off Brittany and Santana joined in again.
"Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you."
It was a really strange and odd thing to see up in the sky in a hot air balloon two lesbians randomly singing along with four nuns. It was like a really bad joke and the balloon instructor decided that today was the last day he ever smoked weed before going up in the balloon ever again because damn that shit does some freaky ass shit to your brain.
"Sister Act?" Brittany giggled
"Well it was either that or how do you solve a problem like Maria and that song is not nearly as romantic as Marvin Gaye" Santana rationalized
"You're suck a dork" Brittany giggled
"Am not...even these penguins knew it." Santana replied nodding towards the nuns
"Babe they aren't even wearing a habit they don't look like penguins." Brittany muttered
"Not the point" Santana huffed.
"You both have such lovely singing voices" Sister Abigail complemented them with a smile.
Santana had mentally started calling her Sister HappyFace because all she ever did was smile.
"Me not so much but this one" Brittany pointed to her wife
"She has the most amazing voice I've ever heard" She added
Santana blushed a little and smiled softly at her wife's words.
"You guys sounded pretty good too" Santana added trying to get the attention away from her because they were all staring and it was freaking her out just a little bit.
"Thank you, we're part of our own Sister's Glee club its all rather exciting we even compete against other congregations." Sister Catharine boasted
"No way! We were in Glee club too! Except there were less nuns…but we did sing a song about God being human or something that one time." Brittany replied excitedly
"Well how about that" Sister Bernie smiled
"Do you have any advice in trying to beat the competition?" Sister Catharine asked with a small smirk
Santana liked this nun.
"Well don't ever put rock salt in your slushie." Brittany nodded wisely
"Is…is that a metaphor or something?" Sister Catharine asked Santana looking rather confused.
Santana just shook her head no.
"Do you guys dance? Because that always makes a difference. Its way more fun if you dance" Brittany stated
"Oh…well I…I can't dance very well and Sister Margaret has a bad hip" Sister Bernie replied
"Pfft…everybody can dance! We had this one guy who had like eight left feet and yet he still got up there and danced…yes he may have maimed a few people along the way but he still did it. And we also had a guy in a wheelchair and he was like…one of the best dancers we had." Brittany replied
The nuns all looked a little intrigued while Brittany told them all about their awesome days in Glee club while Santana just smiled lovingly at her wife as she went on and on.
"I could totally come and teach you guys how to dance. I promise you will kick the other nuns' butts" Brittany smiled brightly
"You would do that?" Sister Abigail asked
"Sure! It'll be great. I loved choreographing stuff for our Glee club all the time." Brittany replied
"Thank you that's so sweet" Sister Bernie smiled.
After their impromptu singing and organising a time for Brittany to come and help them out with their dance moves Brittany asked the nuns if they could take some photos of her and Santana they agreed only if they did the same for them. In the end they had several shots of the couple and the beautiful view Brittany also got the balloon instructor to take a photo of all six of them. It was definitely one for the wall. Santana and Brittany sandwiched between four nuns. Probably something that would only happen once in their lifetime. Mother Superior even cracked a small smile in the photo too.
When it came to landing Santana freaked out a little but all in all it went pretty smoothly though the brunette was tempted to get down and kiss the ground when she got out of the basket. Fortunately she did not. Then somehow she wasn't quite sure how it happened but she now found herself having brunch with a bunch of nuns and her wife. She suspects Brittany had invited them Santana didn't mind too much they weren't that bad even though Mother Superior constantly glared at her every time she swore or said anything really.
"And these are our gorgeous grand babies" Brittany smiled brightly showing the nuns the many photos of Bella and Nina.
"They are adorable Brittany" Sister Abigail smiled
"I know! I'm super proud of my babies" Brittany replied
"Have they been christened yet? If you want we could help set it up for you" Sister Catharine asked
"Oh um...well no...their mommy is Jewish and my Ducky doesn't really believe in god...sorry" Brittany informed her
"That's fine it was just an offer." The sister smiled reassuringly
"So what else have you got planned for your wife on this romantic adventure of yours?" Mother Superior asked Santana
She was actually a little surprised by the fact that the older woman was actually speaking to her considering she figured the old bag hated her by now.
"Um...I...well...I was gonna take her to like a super fancy hotel and have lots of sex...shit sorry...umm...I meant...what was the question?" Santana stuttered and got all flustered
"You are a married woman Santana and it would be...unrealistic to think that you and your wife do not...engage in solidifying your union. So don't apologize." Mother Superior replied getting slightly flustered herself and now wished she didn't ask in the first place.
"I've made this awkward now haven't I?" Santana muttered
"Yes indeed let us move on shall we?" Mother Superior quickly replied
"Now I know how Quinn feels" Santana mumbled to herself and stabbed away at her pancake.
Towards the end of the meal Santana was getting pretty tired in fact she was practically asleep, poor baby can't function well with no coffee that and getting the shit scared out of her earlier on kinda wore her out a little. Brittany was fine though she was happy chatting away with the nuns and making plans to teach them how to dance and then going to their competition to watch them win.
"I think maybe its time we head on back to the Abby, your wife looks ready to drop" Sister Abigail chuckled
Brittany looked over at her wife who had her head resting on one hand eyes closed and with a small amount of drool on the side of her mouth. The blonde just smiled and shook her head at her wife.
"It was really nice meeting you guys" Brittany got up to see the nuns off.
"Tell Santana we say goodbye and we look forward to seeing you next weekend" Sister Catharine gave Brittany a quick hug
"Will do" Brittany nodded and hugged the rest of the nuns
"Oh and Happy Birthday Sister Bernie" Brittany smiled and gave her a big bear hug
"Thank you, god bless" Sister Bernie replied with a chuckle before getting in the car with the rest of the nuns.
"Take care Brittany…I would think about taking your wife home maybe…though I think she did mention something about a hotel" Mother Superior told her with a slight smirk as she got into the driver's side of the car.
Brittany just nodded but couldn't help the small smile that appeared on her face at the thought of taking her wife to a hotel for the rest of the day and night.
"Drive safe!" Brittany waved as the nun-mobile drove out of the car park.
Brittany headed back to the table where Santana was still sleeping and sat down next to her wife giving her a small nudge to wake her up.
"Wake up my sleeping beauty." She whispered and kissed her a few times.
Santana let out a small grumble and then a massive yawn before she slowly opened her eyes to find everyone gone and just Brittany there.
"Where'd everyone go?" She asked sleepily
"Back to the Abby, they said to say goodbye." Brittany replied brushing a few strands of Santana's hair out of her face.
"I can't believe my romantic gesture was ruined by a bunch of nuns" Santana pouted
"It wasn't ruined. I loved today. I got to go up in a magical hot air balloon with my sexy gorgeous wife and watch the sunrise. Totally romantic." Brittany replied snuggling up to Santana's side.
"Yeah but-"
"And now we can tell everyone that we're friends with strippers and nuns. How many people can say that?" Brittany smiled brightly
Santana just laughed and nodded in agreement.
"Now…Mother Superior said something about a hotel room" Brittany smiled brightly and wiggled her eyebrows
"Ugh God I can't believe I told her we were gonna go off and have lots of sex" Santana cringed
"Ok well she didn't mention that part but yay! Sex!" Brittany giggled
"You're crazy Chicken" Santana smiled
"And you are the best wife ever Bubbles" Brittany replied instantly
"Yeah but…" Santana trailed off with a slight frown
"But what?"
"Its just…I wanted today to be special and like super romantic because I love you but all I could think of was this and taking you to a hotel to fuck your brains out. And then there's stupid Quinn with her stupid cruise and stupid Paris. I'm sorry I'm so unoriginal and romantically inept." Santana sighed
"San were you even listening to me? I told you I loved today. I don't care that Quinn and Rachel are going on a cruise to Paris and them having an awesome romantic holiday. All I care about is you. You could have made a picnic of PB & J sandwiches and sat in our back yard and I would still think it would be the most romantic thing ever." Brittany replied
"You mean I didn't have to go up in a stupid balloon?" Santana asked
"I mean…I love you and I love spending time with you no matter what we are doing." Brittany told her
"I love you Britt." Was all Santana could say after something like that.
"I love you too. Oh and hey guess what Sister Abigail told me." Brittany smiled
"What?"
"That St Anne where the nuns come from is like the saint of Brittany in France and that Santana means St. Anne too so like…we were practically destined by god to worship each other." Brittany smirked
"Is that a fact?" Santana asked
"Yep" Brittany replied
"Well in that case we better go get our worshiping on" Santana grinned as she got up and took her wife's hand into her own leading her towards their car.
They practically ran and giggled like a couple of teenagers as they made their way through the parking lot and into their car.