Hitsugaya POV
"WHAT?!" I said loudly while dropping my jaw.
"She had family matters to attend to sir." Sandra said stoically while continuing to type.
"When did she leave?"
"Yesterday afternoon."
"And you didn't tell me?"
"Well, it wasn't implied." She said as she stopped typing and turned her face to look at me and give me a mock smile. I was in shock that bitch left me. Aw hell nah!
"Cancel all my appointments for tomorrow."
"Are you CRAZY?!"
"Why?"
"You got that psycho bitch up for a breast reduction, and I'm NOT up for losing my phone to a gigantic boob that 'HAPPENED' to CRUSH it" She said as she stood up and made her point clear.
"Damn it your right and my black eye is starting to heal, I really don't feel like getting another one."
"I actually wouldn't mind." She said with a chocked chuckle as she sat down.
"That wasn't funny."
"Sure it wasn't, just remember; you looked so CUTE with a neck brace." She said as she started to laugh. I turned around and walked towards my office opening the hallways door as to get away from Sandra's mockeries and prepare for my next consultation, I wasn't in the mood.
Karin POV
"When did you get here?" Yuzu asked as she grabbed the cup of tea and brought it to her mouth.
"Earlier today." I said looking around the dinner table. Ichigo had left about an hour ago, leaving Jinta alone to listen to our girl talk, making him look as if he wanted to stab himself in the eye.
"What about your job?" She asked looking from me to the plate picking up her fork and swallowing another piece of lasagna she had made.
"I told my secretary to postpone all of my appointments for a week." I said smiling seeing as she visibly cheered up.
"You're staying for a week!"
"Yep"
"Aw sis! This is going to be so much fun!" She said putting down her fork wiping her mouth and hands and looking up to wrap ne in a tight hug.
"I hope so." I said happily as I returned her hug and heard Jinta sigh painfully from the end of the dinner table.
"Have you seen dad yet?" She had to ruin it. Fuck.
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about goatchin either." I said pulling out of the hug, grabbing the fork and finishing my last piece of lasagna.
"Don't be like that Karin; you know he loves us dearly. And he hasn't seen you in like forever."
"The last time I came here was four years ago." I said as I wiped my hands and mouth and turned my face towards hers. "It hasn't been that long; the goatchin can wait until next visit."
"Do you hate him that much?" Yuzu said visibly hurt. I hated when she did that, now I have to go see that fucking goatchin.
"Fine..."
"Yay! Let's go now!" She said with a smile and stood up pulling me with her down the hall and towards the door.
"Hey" Jinta said noticing that we were leaving, standing up and following us down the hall.
"We'll be right back honey promise!" Yuzu said turning her face to blow a kiss at Jinta which he caught and pasted to his face. Wow, now I officially felt sorry for Jinta, he was whipped. Yuzu pulled me out of the house and closed the door behind her. She pressed the unlock button on her keys and a black Mercedes Benz lit up indicating it was now unlocked. She opened the driver's door and got in, and from the inside she leaned and opened the passengers door, I slid in and closed it. She turned on the car and reversed out of the driveway and drove down the street taking a left down another street.
"Nice car."
"Thanks, Jinta bought it for me as a wedding gift."
"Really? What does he do?"
"Oh right I never told you, he works for intel pentium processors."
"Wow that sounds rather intelligent of him, I always viewed that bastard as an idiot who daughter like a girl. And I wouldn't doubt he still is."
"Karin."
"Hey, don't tell me you're defending his sorry ass now."
"Yep, I kinda have to; it's implied in the invisible contract called marriage."
"You love him, don't you?" I asked seriously turning my face towards her.
"Yes, I do. I do with all my heart, mind, and body." She said seriously as she continued driving. The rest of the way was silent, due to the fact that all I could think about were negative comments on Jinta, and I didn't want to get botched out by his bitch. After about twenty minutes we arrived to my childhood home, and parked the car in the driveway. Yuzu turned off the car and stepped out walking towards the door while I stayed inside contemplating whether to go in or not. I got out of the car and realized that psycho goatchin would most probably come flying towards the car and break Yuzu's window, and I really didn't want to have to owe that idiot she calls a fiancé a window of her car which he paid for. I followed Yuzu towards the door; she knocked first seeing as I didn't want to even come to this stupid place anyways. The door opened revealing dad, he looked exactly the same!
"Karin?" He said looking at me and squinting his eyes as to prove that it was really me.
"Yes dad......it's me..." I said unemotionally as I looked at him in the eyes. Something must have clicked because soon enough he was running towards me, his arms spread wide, in order to tackle-hug me.
"KKKKKKKAAAAARRRRIIIIIINNNN!" He said as he flew. I simply lifted my right leg and bent my knee sending his flying face towards the ground making him face plant.
"You never change do you?" I said while I walked over his body into the house taking off my shoes and sitting on the couch in the living room. Yuzu, on the other hand, dropped her purse by my shoes and decided to help 'dad', she was such a kiss-ass sometimes.
"Oh Karin! Why do you hate me!" The old man said standing up with the help of Yuzu and crying. It never seized to amaze me how he never ended up with a fracture no matter how many times I hit him. Maybe I've lost it?.
"I don't hate you goatchin" I said trying to find the remote.
"Oh Masaki our daughter hates me!" He said sobbing and running towards the huge poster of my mom that was in front of me, I guess I have lost it since I didn't even notice it. Ugh. The old man is getting to me.
"Get over yourself!" I said throwing the newly acquired remote control at his head, hitting head hard making the gash bleed. So I haven't lost it after all.....
"Ow!" He said putting his hand over the gash. "See Masaki! I don't know what I did wrong!" He said continuing his sobbing. Yuzu ran to his side and tried to comfort him.
"You're annoying." I mumbled putting my right index and thumb on the bridge of my nose.
"What did you say?" He said turning his face towards me, which was a mix of snot and tears.
"I said Yuzu, go and get a first aid kit a needle and some thread, he might need stitches." I said as I stood up and walked towards the sobbing mess that was, dare I say it, my father.
Hitsugaya POV
"So tell me what you don't like about yourself." I said as I stopped writing the patients name on her roster, and looked up to see her smiling face. The woman, whom was named Jocelyn, was very attractive. She had long blonde hair, had nice tits, and was fit. Had all the qualities that I liked except for one thing, she had a man and he was sitting right next to her. He on the other hand was muscular but toned, had brown hair in a superman-like hairstyle and was wearing a pink sweater that was tied and hanging on his shoulders, on top of a pink polo. They held hands looked at each other, and then kissed and smiled, looking back at me.
"Well I'm not perfect." She said with a smile.
"Well, who is?" I asked leaning back on the chair and watching her.
"Barbie is."
"Excuse me? Barbie?"
"I was obsessed with her since I was child." She said as she smiled at me and looked at her other half still holding hands with him.
"You mean the doll."
"Oh she's more than just than a doll. Barbie and Ken are the synthetic embodiment of the post modern couple." He said smiling after he explained their theories.
"Not to mention they have been together for fifty years. Not aging just changing outfits." She said cheerily as she looked from her other half back at me.
"Of course he doesn't have a penis and she...doesn't have anything." I said seriously sitting forward to lean on my table.
"Because they have made the ultimate monogamous commitment. Sex free relationship." He said as he looked from me to Jocelyn and kissed her hand. While both of them smiled.
"Well this is...uh...all very intersting, but uh...why are you here?" I asked arching my brow.
"Show them Mark," Jocelyn said as she turned and signaled for Mark to pull up his shirt. "Mark had his nipples removed." Jocelyn said as she looked at me and pointed to Mark as he lifted up his shirt and showed a nipple-less chest. "One less erogenous zone for him to think about. And now I want you to remove mine." She said as she looked at me seriously and smiled.
"......." I said nothing as I looked from Jocelyn to Mark.
"Look we are not crazy, ok. We are both very successful realtors, and we have sold more houses this and last year than any team in South Miami." He said as he pulled down his shirt and explained.
"No let me explain," Jocelyn said as she tapped his hand and looked at me, "my nipples are hard all the time, all the time, it's like, it's like, big gumdrops on my...it's embarrassing, I mean I would like to know what it's like to have someone look me in the eye...for once." She said as she smiled at me.
"You have beautiful eyes." Mark said as he looked her in the eyes seriously.
"Thank you." Jocelyn said as she smiled and looked at Mark and then both of them diverted their attention back at me.
"Where did you guys meet?" I asked just out of curiosity.
"Well we met at the national doll collector's convention in San Diego five years ago, well we have both been obsessed since we were kids, and we just want to take one more step in becoming more like them. That's all." She said smiling and holding Marks hands.
"That's all." Mark said smiling and holding Jocelyn's hands in his own.
"So, what if the two of you split up? Just how would you explain these modifications to your partners?" I asked as I looked at Jocelyn whom was nodding her head in a 'no'.
"No. We have both had tons of sexual relationships. And they always ended up being about ownership and exclusivity, not about love." She said seriously to me.
"Without sex you get to really relate, we get to see ourselves out of our selfish demands." Mark said as he looked at Jocelyn and Jocelyn looked back and smiled.
"Think about it, if Barbie and Ken had been able to have sex, do you really think their marriage would have lasted fifty years?" Jocelyn said as she looked at me seriously. And for once in my life I started thinking about life without sex...
Karin POV
"One more.......and that's it, we're done." I said as I wiped the newly sewn stitches with an alcohol soaked cloth, and walked towards the trash can taking off my gloves and disposing any blood soaked towels. "Yuzu please place gauze on the stitches, and dad change the gauze every-"
"Every two hours I know." He answered standing up from the brown leather reclining chair. "Who learned about medicine before you were born?" He said as he walked towards the mirror to look at everything. He soon started tearing up.
"Yuzu I think that he may need some acetaminophen, I'd give him two 500mg tablets and-OOF!" I said being interrupted by goatchins hug.
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU MY KARIN! THE STITCHES ARE PERFECTLY SEWN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO SO WELL I-OOOOOOFFFFFF!" He said while sobbing and hugging me before I punched him in the diaphragm and interrupted his rant, relieving the suffocation he was giving me.
Hitsugaya POV
"Jocelyn, I would like for you to sign these forms before your procedure tomorrow. The papers are just to inform you that this is an elective surgery and that you are aware of the risks." I said as I handed the clipboard with a black pen to her.
"Mark, has already told me what to expect I am pretty aware of everything already." She said as she signed the papers and handed me the clipboard.
"Alright, please take off your robe and I will examine your breasts." I said as I walked towards the curtains and closed them. I walked toards the counter next to the bed that Joceyln was sitting on, grabbed a chair and took the top off the marker, placing the markings of where I would have to cut on her breast tissue.
"Ah. That tickles." She said trying to close herself up from the marker point.
"Sorry." I said as I pulled away and looked at her in the eyes sincerely apologizing.
"It's ok, I have always been pretty sensitive." She said as she relaxed once again.
"Well, there are nerve networks and concentrations of tissue ducts, along with minute hair follicles that covers the areola, therefore contributing to sensitivity. Which is a fancy way of saying, your nipples...nipples are designed for pleasure." I said as I continued marking the breast tissue in line segments, as to where I was going to cut.
"Well you have never worn a bra before," Joceyln said as she looked me in the eyes and giggled lightheartedly, "They have seen their share of pleasure for years. It would be a relief to have them gone."
"So you are really not interested in having sex anymore?" I asked seriously as I pushed the cap down on the marker and slid away from Joceyln on the chair to roll towards the counter next to the bed, standing up once I had done so.
"Let me tell you something, when you don't have to worry about it anymore, you find that there is more to life." She said as she closed her robe, looking at me when I turned around.
"Don't you worry about what you will be missing?" I asked as I opened the curtains, and walked towards her to stand in front of her.
"Sex wise?" Joceyln asked.
"Yea."
"Well, it's not like it's a big mystery anymore. Two people kiss, tongues touch, hands roam and rub the same parts, they pinch and grab, maybe they smack an ass cheeck or two, someone gets hard, someone gets wet, you trade some fluids and then it's all about the in and the out, the up and the down, someone screams 'oh baby yes' or 'oh God please' and then poof it's all done." She said as she looked at me seriously.
"Now that you put it like that, I guess you have a good point." I said seriously contemplating what she had just said.
"Trust me," she said as she jumped off of the examination bed and walked past me, "I'm sex free, and I've never been happier."
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