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I chuckle. "Ah…you're a fan of Early Reject Eclectic? This house has become an orphanage for unwanted furniture; customized pieces where clients changed their minds, discontinued lines, overproduction leftovers, factory seconds…"

"It's the Land of Misfit Toys," she smiles. "But not in here."

"No. This room is my sanctuary. I never compromise quality when it comes to sleep."

She places her hands flat against my bare chest and lifts a flirty brow. "Sleep? Is that all you imagined us doing in here?"

"I must admit," I say, failing to contain my wide grin, "I did have more…colorful plans for tonight."


A/N: Thank you all for your highly entertaining reviews, especially those that speculated about the talking cock! I'll be back home tonight so you may expect a multiple LRR tomorrow!

Today, KEA 51 posts and we mark the one-year anniversary of the posting of OUaD prologue! Big party in the Patch tonight at 10:30pm EST! All are invited for a group chat! XXX ~BOH