A/N: This is kinda where my ideas for this base run out, so yeah.
Sasuke walked towards the academy, hands in pockets, mentally fuming over the incident from the day before. Some unknown persona had taken over his body and forced him to do and say embarrassing things. The fact he had lost to such a technique was a stain on his Uchiha honor as well as his pants. He was warily scanning the nearby area out of the corners of his eyes. Perhaps he could catch his assailant. If he did, they would regret ever messing with the Last Uchiha. But then he let his search cease as he had to avoid a swarm of fangirls, but when he came out of it, he felt a pressure in the back of his mind. Recognizing the presence from the day before, Sasuke savagely tried to push it out of his mind, but he was unskilled in such matters, and the other mind eased past his defenses. After his face had settled, he fairly ran up to Kiba with a nervous smile on his face. Seeing energy and emotion from the Uchiha, many turned to see what would happen. Perhaps what happened yesterday wasn't a fluke?
"Kiba, will you go out with me? We can get dinner and then we can go home and-" Sasuke leaned forward and whispered into Kiba's ear. The Inuzuka's expression grew more horrified every second, and as Akamaru barked at his master's distress, he fell to his knees, retching up his food and screaming "MY BRAIN! IT BURNS!" After his stomach had resettled, he turned to a hopeful-looking Sasuke and screamed, "NO I do NOT want to fulfill your gay fantasies! Leave, you creep!"
A depressed looking Sasuke walked slowly forward, and quickly kissed Kiba on the cheek while whispering suggestively, "Think on what I said." before sauntering off. Kiba was trying to claw off that piece of skin and several yaoi fangirls had fainted. But on the roof, Naruto lay, grinning ear to ear, an unconscious Ino curled up against his side with his arm around her. Ino slowly came to her senses to find herself unusually warm, and cuddling with Naruto on the Academy roof. She rose onto her elbows and stared at the poor orange-loving boy with a predatory grin on, before she pounced.
Again, Naruto came into class late having to straighten his clothing, while trying to conceal the fresh red marks on his neck, as did Ino. This time, however, they came in during a lecture and everyone turned to see them in their current state, and grinning wolfishly. Hinata, for one, fainted dead away. Everyone else's jaws hit the floor, and the Yamanaka, noticing, replied, "What? Us blondes got to stick together." as she coiled her arms around Naruto's arm.