"Epic Ever After Rap Battles Of History"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own "Ever After High" or it's characters. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the EAH books, Shannon Hale. Plus, I don't own Epic Rap Battles of History as well. Anyway, this is EAH's take on Epic Rap Battles. This is when I take two random characters of Ever After High and make them face-off in a rap battle. Boy, is this gonna be fun! So enjoy!
P.S.: For fun, readers get to choose which next two people should be up to face each other in a rap battle! Once again, enjoy!
Chapter 3: Sparrow Hood vs. Hunter Huntsman
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Sparrow Hood!
vs.
Hunter Huntsman!
BEGIN
Sparrow Hood:
Sparrow's in the house
Feeling ready to ignite
I'm gonna rock your world all the way
And drink you down like Sprite
I rock the riffs and tear the house
Like a city lit on fire
I'm gonna be the victory today
And you'll be a losing crier
Like of the words of good ol' Motley Crue
I shout right at the devil
When you step right in the ring with me
I'm gonna knock you down a level
Your girlfriend is so f****ng hot
She leaves my heart a-flame
She'll see me as a total hunk
And see you as a shame
So take your stupid haircut
And take off for the sun
Cause I'm the rocking Sparrow Hood
And I just f***ed your hun!
Hunter Huntsman:
Sparrow Hood, that was lame
Much as Charlie Sheen drunk on crack
Has somebody checked your brain today
Cause it may be full of whack
I'm the son of the Huntsman, full and proud
And I strike like a rattlesnake
If you were a medieval vampire
I'd kill ya through a stake
Don't be dissing about my girl
Cause I'll kick ya ass so bad
I'll talk to your girl, Miss Duchess Swan
And why she's scantily clad
I ain't no prophet and I ain't no fool
Who ain't no any other
I'm just an ordinary Huntsman
Who likes to f**k your mother
This good old battle is far from done
There's nobody to your aid
I'm Hunter Huntsman and take it from me
Your girlfriend just got laid!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!