Okay so cool down chapter here, rather building to something, yes I did write it so please read it.

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Chapter Eight

Issei now walked home, he did this one because Madara had told him to only teleport when he really need too. And two Serafall was clinging to his left arm very tightly telling him about how cool he looked.

"Oh and when you like shot Riser a glance and he collapsed I swear you must have hit his soul, Ace-kun you are a star!"

At this moment Issei thought "I wonder if I can take her on, maybe if I was fresh, best not piss of the strongest female Devil for now?"

And so he continued to endure her as he walked home. As he reach the street Serafall said something that was not very much like her.

"You know, I can tell that you were doing your best to hold back, you did not want others to see how strong you really, star!"

Issei turned to face her and she planted a kiss on his cheek and let go of his arm. She shook her finger in front of her and said "Oh how do I know, it is because I too am a star Ace-kun!"

That was like the third time he had heard the word star in the last two minutes. She smiled at him and said "This magical girl has to go off and perform he duties but I will be back!"

She winked and blew a kiss to him and Issei sighed as she teleported away.


"So girls with special disorders are your type then Issei?" Issei spun to see Madara was standing behind him.

Issei sighed then said "I would ask you how long you have been there but there is no point is there?"

At this Madara nodded and said "I must say to not use Susanno or Amaterasu, what was the point of training them."

Madara was not asking for an answer he wanted Issei to look into himself and answer that one. "I hope that sales girl can deliver what you asked for, I mean for her sake at least."

Issei just shrugged and said "I made both of them rather unreasonable for a reason you know?"

Madara did had watched his performance, though no one knew he did. Madara however had left as soon as it ended and waited for Issei to leave as well.

"What did you ask for the keys to heaven?" Issei shook his head and said "Oh no I asked for some kind of supernatural sword and the original collectors edition of Clannad the visual novel."

Madara looked at him and laughed saying "What the one you can't find, oh this will be good, better if they deliver it for you though."

Issei was only able to reply "Well if they do fail to comply the we can deny them anything in the future win win for me."

Issei now reached his house and Madara gave looked up at the sky "I wonder what they are doing in that world?"

Issei looked at him and then said "I wonder what's for dinner a lot but I don't go saying it."

One look from Madara was enough to shut Issei up "Well now that you are all quiet I think I will go inside."

Madara smiled wickedly as he passed Issei, Issei cringed any time Madara smiled he had the look of a mad man "Why is that guy, um so satanic, I mean I just freaking dance with Devil!"


Issei sighed as he entered and found Asia waiting for him "Welcome home dear, how was your day!"

Issei looked at her and in his mind had to think "So this is not the first weird thing that I have seen today?"

The first being Serafall latching on to his arm like they were a couple. "Asia, I want to know, who taught you those lines?"

She looked at him then blushed saying "Did I get it wrong, I thought I was supposed to say that when you got home?"

Issei looked at her then said "Who on earth taught you that!" He now looked over to where Raynare was giggling and sighed.

"Asia, don't believe a thing about house manners if it comes from Raynare from now on, check with me first!"

Asia nodded that she understood and Issei walked past her and then to his room "I guess it could have been worse?"

Issei said this as he stared up at the ceiling "I wonder if they can deliver, though I really want the Visual Novel, I'd rather not have to work with them again."

Even from where he was he could hear a knock on the door "Shit, who could that be, I mean they could not have got it so fast?"

He heard Raynare gasp, so he took it that it was not a Devil, if it was she would have done the same as yesterday.

Madara's voice carried as he said "Get down here now, there is someone who you may need to meet here."

Issei made his way from his room to the front door and saw a man dressed in red like purple jacked with black hair and golden bangs.

He also sported a black goatee so Issei could not help but thing "Is he some kind of delinquent who never grew up?"

The man seemed to have genuine grin on his face as he saw Issei. "Ah I have been dying to meet you Mr Hyoudou." He said this as he extended his hand towards Issei in a friendly manner.

Raynare was at his side and said "Be careful he is the leader of the Fallen Angel, his name is Azazel, he is very powerful."

Madara had heard her and said "When I am around, the only one to fear is me, am I clear on that."

Raynare made an eep noise and backed away as the man entered the house, the man smiled at her and said.

"Well that is sure different to the Raynare I remember, the name is Azazel, as she just told you, I am the leader of the Fallen Angels." Issei looked at Madara who just looked back at him.

"Well I see you are not really like what I was told you were like."

Issei raised an eyebrow and said "What, were you told that I was a perverted fool with no skills no training no sense of reason, a strange delude sense of justice who is fascinated with women's mammary glands?"

Azazel did not say it but Issei could tell that sigh he made was a "Yes". Madara glared at Issei and lightly tapped him on the head.

Unfortunately Madara's light can crack stone walls, lucky for Issei he had been conditioned to be Madara's punching bag.

Issei rubbed his head and Azazel had to ask "Does he do that often?" Both of them replied at the same time "Yes".

Azazel seeing that the conversation was not going to swing anywhere decided to get down to it.

"As I have said I am Azazel and leader of the Fallen Angels." Raynare who was now taking refuge behind Issei peered over his shoulder and said "He is very powerful and insane."

Azazel just looked at her as she hid her face from view again. "As I was saying, I may be their leader but I am not all that bad a guy."

Madara now had to raise an eyebrow "So by definition you were cast out of your heaven, but you are not evil?"

To help Azazel out Issei said "It's like he is not the good guy, but he is well on the side of hell."

At this Madara said "I see, so he is against both rather than side with another to crush the other." At this Issei sighed and said "How, you can be really blunt when you want to be can't you?"

It was at this moment that Azazel spoke again and said. "Well as I said I am not evil and I have no problem with you right now."

Both Issei and Madara knew what he meant by right now. Now Azazel turned his eyes to look at Raynare's hair that was visible behind Issei's back.

"But she is my problem and is one of my own." Madara now looked at him and laughed, he tried to stop himself but it was not use.

"You might have noticed but she is our servant now, she cooks cleans and stays for free." Azazel now raised his eyebrow at Madara "Well that is more severe than what I had in mind."

At this Issei recalled that she had said she was only meant to watch him. "Ah so you are here to punish her for what she did, or rather tried and failed to do."

Azazel did not answer but him, instead he turned to address Madara.

"Um Madara, is he like your son if so is he still a, um?" Madara looked at Azazel, even he could not deduce what the Fallen Angel Leader was trying to say?

"Is he still what, a brat yes he is, I have yet to beat it out of him?" Azazel shook his head and said "Madara is Issei, you know a virgin."

With those words Madara grabbed Azazel and hauled him out of the house. Issei did not see where he took him but he got the feeling that he would not want to.

He now turned to Raynare and said "Well that is that, best go finish dinner." Raynare nodded and obediently went to the kitchen.


About half an hour later Madara returned with Azazel who looked like he had been through hell! Issei recalled what he had learned from all his training and knew that Madara quite possible took Azazel to Hell!

"I see you are both back, I am going to guess but all the talking you needed to do, you have done?" For those words Issei earned himself another light tap on the head from Madara.

"We are done tell Raynare to make dinner for five." His tone was more annoyed than anything else. Issei did not know what happened but it was clear that him and Azazel were not buddies yet.

Issei went to the kitchen and told Raynare to prepare dinner for five and he saw her go a bit pale. "Did Raynare turn even more pale, I thought that was impossible, well you do learn something knew every day?"

At this he went to go dote on Asia, to him she was cute like a little sister was to her big brother. Knocking on her door he said "Asia can I please come in?"

He heard a small squeal of joy and the sound of rushing feet to the door. "Um Issei-kun please come in, um?" Issei found it cute how she fumbled her words every now and again.

"Thanks Asia you're so sweet." Asia blushed at this she was about the only one who got to see this Side of Issei.

"Oh by the way just to let you know the Leader of the Fallen Angels is down stairs he was like alright I guess for a Fallen Angel."

Asia looked at him with her puppy dog eyes hoping that it was some kind of joke but it was not. Asia being the kind hearted girl she was just said "Well um, thanks for telling me Issei that was nice of you."

Issei ruffled her hair and said "You can be my little sister if you want to, I would not mind?" Asia looked up to him, though she felt joy at this, she also felt a bit sad.

In her mind she said "What if I want to be more than a little sister?"

"Why thank you Oni-sama?" Issei almost fell back that she was calling him that he said "Aw thanks Nee-chan." Now it was her turn to squeal, she felt joy that she was close to him.

But in the back of her mind she could not help but think. "Am I the only one he shows this side to, I know he would not to Madara?"

Then she recalled that Raynare was here as well and she blushed when the image came to her mind! She new she had to work up the courage so she asked it "Um, Oni-sama do you and Raynare, do you um, you know make children."

The way she said it was so innocent and adorable that Issei could not even lift his voice to yell at her. "Err no, Nee-chan I don't and I have not."

"Shit first Azazel and now Asia, why me, why is the only one who knows I'm chaste is Madara!" As he thought this he recalled it was Madara who had made him stay so.

He shrugged it off and looked at Asia whose eyes were gleaming. "Um Asia, I do not know how to say this but I think you have some glitter on your face?"

Asia looked at Issei and said "What I do!" She began to rub her face furiously as if she were possessed.

"Raynare this was not very nice of you!" It now all made sense to Issei, it had been Raynare who had put glitter on Asia to make her look 'super cute'.

Issei now patted Asia on her head again much to her delight and said "Well I think that is enough brother time for you today, I need to go look sullen again."

Asia now had enough courage to ask him "Is it all an act, I mean you being alone and lazy most of the time?"

Issei just smiled at her and place his hand to his lips saying. "Not a word." Asia nodded and smiled a little at that as Issei left the room.

She now blushed after he closed the door and said to herself "I was alone with him and he even patted my head what was the next step Raynare said?"

She did not know that Issei heard that and he gave a very loud sigh.


Issei now saw from the window Yuuto on of the members of Rias's peerage who did not get hurt that bad in the Rating Game approaching his house.

"I really don't want to let that guy in so I guess I can meet him in the street." Using the Flying Thunder God technique he appeared behind Yuuto who jumped away in case he was an enemy.

"Relax, only one contract a day, plus I won't go after until you have proven you can't uphold your end of the bargain."

At this Yuuto gave a sigh of relief and handed Issei what felt like a sword wrapped up in cloth."That is the first item, Akeno will deliver the second within the hour."

With his trademark smile Yuuto left Issei holding what looked like a stick wrapped in cloth.

"Well shit, now I am here with a sword or stick." Issei said that out loud as he unwrapped the sword.

He sighed it was a replica of the Yamato, the one Vergil used in Devil May Cry. "When I find Rias next see you Rias, I'm going to stab you with this!"

He sighed and said "I should have been a little more specific at least this thing is a real sword." So there was a bright side to it he got to stab Rias with the scam she gave him.

Then it hit him "If that Clannad is not what I asked for and some fake pirated crap I'm going to kill them or wait till I get a contract to."


He now was about to walk back to the house when he heard Akeno's voice.

"Oh hi there Issei-kun, you don't seem very happy with what you got?" Issei looked at the Yamato replica, then to her, then back to the Yamato replica then back to her.

"Do you know how much I want to kill you guys right at this moment?" He looked at her and the smart reply came

"Oh Issei you wound me, we looked really hard to meet the terms that you set us, Rias-sama would be hurt by your words!"

Issei did not say a word, no he closed the gap between them and placed the replica Yamato on her neck.

"Akeno, I will tell you this once, act smart after you scammed me, AFTER I bailed out your sad sorry asses and I will torture you and break your mind!"

Akeno had no doubt in her mind that he would do that, she knew he had Raynare as a servant, so he could do it again.

She then rather meekly handed the Limited Edition Clannad Visual Novel to him. "You don't want to know what we had to do to get this right."

Issei did not answer her, he took it opened it and checked it, it was the real deal.

To reply to her Issei said "You're right I don't want to know, thanks and good bye!"

Before Akeno could say a word he used the Flying Thunder God technique to teleport back into his room. He had a lot of playing to do.


Madara sensed that Issei had gone in and out and sighed. Azazel who was sitting across from him noted this sigh and said "What is he growing up, like growing out of here that is."

Madara did not like this man, but he could be a potential ally for information about stronger opponents in this world.

Azazel looked at Madara and said "I get the feeling that you are putting up with me and don't like me, is that true?"

Madara who at this point could not be bothered lying said "That is true, but I can see you as a potential ally in some areas."

At this Azazel surprised Madara by saying "So you play it nice so you can see if I know about those who are stronger than myself?"

Madara did not lie again and said "Yes that is it." Azazel sighed and then said "You know you are quite brutally honest?" To this Madara said "You can say that."

Both men sat in a bit of an awkward silence for about a minute before Azazel said. "So what is it that you dislike about me?"

To this Madara replied "You are perverted, have a fascination with weak objects and women's chests, what is their to like about you?"

Azazel managed to counter "I look out for those who may not be able to do so, I forgive those who insult me and I am generally a nice guy."

Now Azazel looked at Madara and said "What is there to like about you?" To reply to him Madara just said "I do not try nor do I want to be or care to be liked."

Azazel had to admit that was not what he expected. "Wow you don't pull any punches, you also have no remorse you know?"

To this Madara said "I do, but none for your kind or any really in this world." It was these words that caught Azazel's attention "He all but said he is not from this world, but if not then where?"

Azazel decided to ask "What do you mean in this world?" To this Madara being himself looked at Azazel and said "I mean what I said."

Azazel for all is intellect could not find a single chink in Madara's words. "Man I can see why the Devils in hell fear him, also beat the crap out of Sirzechs would have helped."

Azazel shudder at the thought, his reports said that Madara had not only beaten Sirzechs at max power, but he had done so with ease.

"So what the major thing you dislike about me is the fact that I enjoy sexual pleasure and my studies into sacred gears?"

Madara did not even both to look at him "You can say that is it if you wish, you fascination with weak objects is your down fall."

At this Azazel just had to say "You know one of them is powerful enough to kill God?"

To this all Madara said was "At one point I was all but God." Azazel could see that talking to Madara was getting nowhere, he now wondered what Issei was doing?


Asia at this moment happened to open the door to Issei's room seeing him fully engrossed in a game on the computer.

She notice that he was so focused on it, she could walk right up to him. She saw the title of the game and said "Clannad huh, so this is the type of games you're into Oni-sama".

It was these words that made Issei spin the chair around to face her. "Ah Nee-chan, what did you want from me?"

She now blushed and said "I wanted you to go out with me and get ice-cream for us?"

There were many things Issei knew he had to do for Asia, this being one of them, so some lucky kidnapper did not steal her.

Issei wrapped up the Yamato replica in cloth and prepared to walk with her. Asia was very happy with this, so happy that Raynare demanded to come.

So now Issei found himself with both girls at each arm both tugging on him as he made his way to the ice-cream store.

"I hope you know we are buying it so we can take it back home?" To this they both answered "Oh we know it is just more fun this way!"

In Issei's mind he had to think "Man what the hell do they do all day for fun?" He shut down that train before it could leave the station, some things were better left unsaid.

"Oh what a player you are Ace-kun!" Issei turned to see his worst nightmare, Serafall Leviathan with her sister Sona Sitri at the store.

"Of all the accursed places to see these two, I have to see them here, why the ice-cream stall why me!"

Okay so only Serafall was part of his nightmare, but he could see that Sona had been tricked into coming her.

"So you like the both little and elder sister types, why can't I fit one of those!" Serafall pouted as she said this causing Asia, Raynare and Sona to blush at what she said.

Issei sighed and managed to shrug off the two girls on each arm and went and placed the order for an extra large container of ice-cream. It was then that Sona's Student Council President mode activated. "Issei, why did you buy extra large you do know that eating that is not good for your health?" At this Issei took all his self restraint from full on punching Sona in the face. So instead he just smiled and said "I am not the one who eats this, it is not my flavour, oh and I see that yours has already come by the way."

At these words Sona got that Issei wanted them to get lost but Serafall was not having that.

"I had a little birdie say that you have the head of the Fallen Angels Azazel at your house?" In his mind Issei went "Well shit, she is on of the four Satans for a reason then."

She then gave him a sly smile and said "As it so happens I am in charge of foreign affairs, shall I join you group for a chat then Ace-kun?"

It was both a question and a demand. Turing to Raynare Issei said "When we are at home add more so we can we feed this one."

Raynare was the only one who noticed the tired look on Issei's face. "Yay, I am having dinner at Ace-kuns house, its going to be such a blast we are both stars!"

With that she waved for Sona to take home the ice-cream. Issei had to wonder if she was smart enough to plan all this.

As he collected the ice-cream Asia and Raynare watched as Serafall yanked Issei around. Issei could not resist it any more so he said "You do know that Madara has thinks you have some kind of mental disorder?"

These words Issei later regretted over dinner that night. And as usual Madara really could not care, what others thought about him.


So how did you like the Chapter I still have to work out why he would fight in the next arc.

As you can tell Issei does not really like Rias in this chapter, especially after what she just did.

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