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"Turn…" he orders, examining me from every angle.

"For Chrissakes, Emmett," I grumble. "Yes or no?"

"Yes. Definitely yes. Look how they cup your ass and oh-so-subtly outline your junk. She'll go nuts!"

I roll my eyes and emit a long-suffering groan. "So we're done here?"

"Not quite. Untuck the shirt."

"What? Why?"

"Hey." He gestures along his body, from head to toe. "I know what I'm talking about, okay?"

I grudgingly pull my shirt out, remembering how Bella took care of this on our first date.

"Now?" I plead, raising my fingertips to the ceiling.

"Yeah. That'll do."


A/N: Hello, Understatement of the Century. Okay, Edward is READY TO GO! Next stop, Clyde's...tomorrow. XXX ~BOH