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"Delilah?" Bella offers.
I fold my arms on the table and drop my head in the opening. It's hopeless now.
"AKA Edward-Got-Scissorhanded."
"What happened?" Alice inquires.
Bella rubs her hand along my back as Jas tells the woeful tale. "About six months ago, Edward walks into a Quick Clip—"
Alice wails, "NO!"
"Yes," he continues. "He unfortunately draws the new kid. She decides to use a razor on his head, but forgets the attachment."
"Hhhhhh!" Bella gasps, horrified.
"Once she realizes Edward's completely bald around one ear, she panics and shaves off three more strips."
"That's a Half 'Hawk!"
A/N: Don't google the Half Hawk. I made that shit up. Well now you know what Delilah did. Poor Samson! That's enough for today. XXX ~BOH