Chapter 2 Enter Guy, The Genin Exam Explodes

"Hey Mako guess what? I finally found a way to help you with taijustu that doesn't involve you killing me!" Thank god for me.

"AWW but that was soooo much fun…and I was able to relive stress cause of that." Mako cracks her knuckles.

"Ehehe…but don't worry, you're about to meet the Great Green Beast of Konoha!" Naruto pops up. Where did he come from?

"Green beasts! Where? Where? I shall become Hokage believe it!" I have an awesome idea.

"Gah where the heck did you come from? And yeah there are green beasts. Me and Mako were just about to go fight them…wanna join?"

"Yeah believe it…wait do we get ramen after?"

"Yeah sure ramen, whatever, Hey Mako wait up." I walk up to Mako and whisper in her ear.

"Play along Mako this is gonna priceless"

"Sure Sen. Whatever you say" She grins.

So where to? Sen, Naruto?"

"Training ground on the west side of Konoha…Lets goooo!" Naruto walks ahead of me and Mako and we talk. I inform her about guy and lee.

"And remember Mako…do not and I repeat do Not accept any of the gifts. She frowns in confusion.

"Why? Can't be that bad can it?"

"Oh man Mako its bad and I mean BAD! You end up getting your eyebrows super-sized, you wear a horrible green jumpsuit…your hair is cut till it looks like you have a coconut for hair. Now if that's not bad I don't know what is. And I don't want to know either." We picture the images of what we would look like and shudder. Mako replies

"God that's awful! Ugh ill take your word for it."

"Oh and whatever you do…don't look at them when they smile…otherwise you'll be blind for a month."

"Good thing I got sunglasses." She puts on black shades.

"Hey Mako remember when we saw Hinata-chan staring at Naruto yesterday?"

"Yeah…I think she's in love with him…cute right?"

"no why would she love a ramen eating monkey when she could date me…and besides I don't think she even likes him…all she does is stare and-"

"Exactly…she always watches him…and whenever I talk about him being an idiot…she blushes and asks about him."

"Aww no fair…I want Hinata"

"Too bad Sen.…you gotta look elsewhere, Hinata-sans taken"

"Ugh your sooo mean Mako. And I'm sooo hotter then Naruto, I'm smarter too… "

"Not by much Sen…you and Naruto had nearly the same grade."

"Shut up I'm also extremely loyal and awesome. She should love me!"

"But wait aren't you scared of her…she's a hyuga"

"I know that now that she's not that scary…she's not as bad as that monster Negi. That tema could freeze the sun just by staring at it. And besides…Hinata-chans soo cute."

"Hmph…I wish you luck Sen…your gonna need it and do relize…if you want her you gotta fight me."

"I'm gonna have to fight you? WHY?"

"Simple she's a close friend of mine and I don't plan on releasing her without a stand. Especially since she doesn't like you."

"Aw man! Fine. Wait does that mean Naruto has to fight you?"

"A little…but not much." Before I could say anything we ran into a great horror that is green.

"Mako meet Guy and Lee and-"oh god Narrator just jumped lee and Guy.

"Wait wait Naruto…if you do that you'll die! Mako grab him" Mako grabs for him but he ducks from her grasp. He collides with lee and tumbles to the ground.

"Leaf hurricane!" Ouch that had to hurt…thank god it wasn't me. I look over to see Mako staring in wonder. I go over to her.

"And that my friend is the famous speed of rock lee. And I of course can match that speed… watch." I zip around Mako at lightning speed in circles. She rolls her eyes and trips me. I fall.

"Ouch dammit my face, my beautiful face waa." Ok that was soo fun…I should trip Sen more often, I smile.

"Sen you ok? That looked like it hurt."

"You did that on purpose! You ruined my mask! And my beautiful face."

"Way to state the obvious, you started giving me a headache, and if you were such an amazing ninja you could've caught yourself and not fall like an idiot."

"Just because I run at great speeds doesn't mean-"before the moron finished his sentence a half dead Naruto is thrown at our feet.

"Sen-kun! Today we will be trying a new attack…we just finished testing it out on your friend here. But now we need a new test dummy…would you like to be it?"

"Sorry not today, anyway I have a friend here with me. Her name is Mako and she needs help with taijutstu, and wants to join you for training." Sen pushes me forward and runs backward.

"She really wants to be your training partner." I scowl, god I can already hear his mind…"haha take this Mako… Sen 145, Mako 357."

3 hours later…

"Hey Mako how'd it go?" I stare down at an exhausted and beat up Mako…and a nearly dead, swollen faced Naruto.

"You 2 suck…you need more training. At least I can fight and take lee." And as if right on cue, lee pops out of no where and throws a kick at my head…I block and push him back 5 feet. He smiles.

"Sen…just what I expect from my rival."

"Thanks, so um how'd Mako do…not well I assume."

"Ahhh her fire of youth is strong and impressive. But her youthfulness has brought her to become reckless and is in need of improvement…And blah blah blah….youth, the power of the youth and a blah blah blah. Kakashi my ultimate rival, blah blah blah" I grab Mako and Naruto by the shoulder.

"Well as much as I love hearing you going on about the power of youth, we gotta go…to class, see ya!" I sprint with Mako and Naruto.

At Ikirakus 1 hour later…

"God Mako that's your 20th bowl of ramen, and you look like you got attacked by an army of Akamaru's…I didn't think you'd get that hurt."

"Jerk… he used that stupid primary lotus on me! Ouch, don't fricken touch my arm it hurts!" Suddenly a medic nin comes in front of me and heals me…and while he does it Sen Pickpockets him, wait something's not right…he has cat ears and a tail? Above head…Cat burglar sign, ok that's weird. The medic nin leaves after giving me a letter.

"What was that about Mako? What's that?"

"It's a letter…From Anko, let's see…"

"Dear Mako,

Today I was going to ambush you for training, but I saw how rock lee kicking your sorry butt. Tomorrow you are going to be suffering with advance training…so I sent the medic nin over to heal you (be grateful whelp). Anyway see you tomorrow…be ready cause I am hahaha gonna enjoy this (you won't)

Hugs, kisses, venom and blood, your lovable, torturous sister Anko."

Shivers go down my entire body and I immediately pale…

"Not again…not again. Sen I'm staying at your house."

"Why my house!"

The next day…

"Yaww. Ugh whose idea was it to wake us up so early in the fricken morning for an exam. Remind me to kill Iruka-sensei Mako…Mako? "She's sleeping. Better not wake her up or I'll awaken her wrath. Anko really nailed her this time. "Ok students good morning!" god how does anyone sound so enthusiastic so early in the morning? Must be a demon, stupid evil monster.

"Ok class who's ready to become genin?" Crud that woke up Mako. She opens her eyes and sits up straight; for once she's completely focused, on Iruka and not on hitting me. "Thank Kama."

"Hear that Sen, we're gonna be genin. Yay!" She hugs me…it…hurts

"Ow, ow, ow! I don't know what hurts more, super ticked off Mako or really happy and giddy Mako. Why do I always get hurt?" I scream as Mako crushes my back.

"Call a medic ninja! Ahhhh!"

Mako stop killing Sen so we can start our taijutsu part of the exam."

"Ah! My SPINE! HELP!"

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"First up Naruto Uzimaki and Sasuke Uchia!"

"Gaah Sasuke you're going down, believe it!" shouts Naruto.

"Idiot" Sasuke mumbles.

"Begin fight" the battle lasts five minutes. Naruto starts off by jumping at Sasuke and attempts to smack him in the face. Sasuke evades, grabs Narutos wrist, flips him over, throws him onto the ground and kicks him on the side. Naruto hops up and goes into a fury of punches and kicks, before tumbling on the ground clutching his stomach.

"Oww, my stomach why? Why was the milk bad? Oh Kama…" He covers his mouth, his face turns a new shade of green and scurries away screaming, "B-bathroom"

"Ok… Naruto loses, next is Mako Riashi vs. Choji Akamichi"

Mako walks down and stares at Choji. "crud I'm not gonna do well in this." I start laughing and Wack, Mako throws her shoes at me. "Oww! Why the heck did you throw the stupid shoes of yours at me?" ack she's smiling "why whatever do you mean Sen? I didn't laugh at Naruto when he lost to Sasuke so why are you laughing at me before I go and kick you're butt into the next week."

"Cause if it was just taijutsu I would be the one whom everyone fears! Muhahahhaahaha!"

"Ok that does it…TORTURE ROOM JUTSU"

"AHHHHHHH! Can't you have something other then wolves eating me?"

"Ahem… Before Mako kills someone and by someone I mean Sen… let the match begin!'

Choji sprints towards the demon, but due to her speed she moves and is suddenly behind him. "take this"
"run Choji she's gonna kick you and if possible kills you!" Choji turns around and catches her foot, then fling her to the side, she hits the wall. Ouch look at the size of the crater she made.

"Oh Mako. I thought you were a better taijutsu specialist then this. Hey wait you beat me in taijutsu, ahh that's right I didn't have my Senban then. Ha feel the wrath of Choji Akamichi!"

"Oww…not bad Choji, not bad at all. I will admit I'm not the best at taijutsu, and Sen if you know what's good for you… you better shut your mouth! "I immediately shut my mouth as Mako jumps off from the crater.

"Ok Choji I know when I'm beat, but you better hope you don't have me as your opponent for genjutsu. I give up." Everyone stares wide eyed as Mako returns to her seat next to Hinata. Hinata-chan frowns and rubs Mako's shoulder, Mako smiles. But something's wrong with her eyes, their puffy and red. Crap was she crying? I take out my camera and take a picture."

"Ahhhh! Darn you Sen! Give me that camera now! Torture TOWER jutsu"

"Sen Hatake vs. Shino Abumai"

"Oh thank Kama…Coming!"

"Sen get your butt back here, you sorry excuse for a cat!"

"Sorry I have to go beat up Shino"

"From what I have analyzed, you will lose. I apologize for having to defeat you."

"Bring it on bug boy, I'm gonna kick your sorry ass. Mortal kombat(Mortal kombat music comes on.)"

"Is it me or is that mortal kombat music?"

"No Riashi I hear it too...hmm where is that coming from?"

"I don't know, but I'm gonna find it." Back to the battle while Iruka and Mako went to find the music.

"Alright bug boy…ready to get exterminated?" He adjusts his glasses.

"Prepare yourself for the people of the Aburame clan will fight to their last and I will make no exception with dealing with you Sen. "

"Yeah yeah bug boy prepare to get your butt kicked by the almighty Sen Hatake muhahaha." I use my shadow flicker technique and appear right behind and throw a left jab at the back of his head. He ducks forward but I was one inch away from nailing him. I press him with a series of kicks and punches and each time he dodges…barley. He trips and falls backwards, finally I had him, I pin him to the ground with my foot. He grabs my foot and twists it. I bark in pain. I drop my other leg on his neck and grab his arm with my arm, and pull. He twitches… and Iruka stops the match.

"Winner…Sen Hatake. Next is Kiba Inwazawa and Dedera Yamanaka"

I sit back down and give Kiba a high 5 to wish him luck.

"Don't worry ill take out the trash…and BY TRASH I MEAN YOU DEDERA! You stupid blonde." Both Ino and Dedera throw something at him…lets see Ino throws a hair brush, and Dedera throws a sketchbook…it blows up! Ohh pretty lights! How does he do that? Iruka shouts in impatience

"No ninjutsu in this exam!" Dedera goes…

"Sorry sensei but, my art, like my enemies deserve to go out with a bang!"

"You can do whatever after the exam, for now though, start the match!" Kiba grins! And Akamaru hops out of Kibas hood.

"All right Akamaru lets give art boy a good look at our fangs."

"Arf arf" both Akamaru dash after Dedera, Akamaru being faster and smarter then Kiba goes and bites Dederas arm. Dedera screams on anguish.

"No how can I paint…how can I blow it up? Stupid dog! I shall make a painting with your blood…and then blow it up in Kibas face."

Kiba comments back.

"Yeah…we'll see about that blonde after I'm through with you, I'm gonna dress you up and put you in a box…so lets see how you do Barbie!"

AUTHOR NOTE (Mako): SEN! We agreed, soooooo stop making fun of my hair, you stupid excuse for a ninja or I'll put you in a real torture room!

Sen: Mako please don't kill me, please don't kill me PLEASE! I'll be good I promise!

Mako: We'll see about that, for your sake you better keep your promise…ok with that done, back to the story

Mean while during Kiba and Dedera's fight Mako searches for the MK music.

"God how hard is it to find music." (MK music)

"Ugh! I'm getting sick of hearing it…where is it coming from!" I walk down the hallway following the sound until I walk up into the infirmary room…there I see two things…Kakashi reading Ichi Ichi. And a boom box, bingo! I smile.

"Why hello Kakashi, whatcha doin?" he glances up from the book.

"Morning Mako! How'd your fight go?" my eyes roll in annoyance. I stare at the boom box.

"it went ok, but that's not why I'm here…what I'm here for is that boom box, I want that shut off and the tape handed over to me. Question is will you give it to me and tell me who told you to do this? Will you answer willingly Kakashi?"

"You know that would work if you know, look intimidating, but you don't so too bad."

"Are you mocking me?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Hmm I see…well Kakashi I may not scare you now, but by the time I'm done with you, you'll learn not to mess with me. Now I will ask again one more time…give me the tape and tell me who set this up and ill let you read in peace and intact."

"My answer to this is easy… earth style headhunter justu." The coward he went under ground. Oh well I'll deal with him later, luckily he didn't take the boom box with him. I grab it, take the tape out. Kakashi pops up and snatches the boom box.

"JERKWAD!" he tunnels away, at least he didn't get the tape, and I break it in half. Mission accomplished. I head back to the fight. I walk in and sit next to Sen, who is oblivious to my presence.

"yo Sen how's the fight goin." He jumps.

"gah! Don't do that mako! Where the hell have you been?"

"me oh nowhere other then having to find kakashi in the infirmary room with a boombox of Mortal kombat music…and uh by the way, was it you who asked him to do it?"

"I have no idea what your talking about. What makes you think it was me?"

"3 things…1 you and him are related so you could've easily bribe him, 2 it happened during your fight and of which you love that cursed music…and 3 I know your lying, because when the music started you didn't seem surprised at all."

"mm I really don't know…its insulting to think that you would blame me for it. Really mako I thought you were better then this." I smile.

"oh trust me I am…especially since I saw the tape that has your name on it, and I see the extra tapes in your pocket, with ichi ichi which is what kakashi was reading."

"well theres only one thing left to do…head hunter jutsu." He tunnels underground, im really getting tired of this. I scream into the whole.

"you and your uncle are such cowards…and all I wanted was to know how the exams are going…" I hear a faint echo…

"its goin just fine!" I shake my head.

"not what I meant, whatever…" I walk up and find hinata sitting in the back. I sit next to her.

"hey hinata-san. Hows it going." She looks up and gives me a shy smile…so cute.

"h-hi Mako-san, i-its going w-well."

"Again with the vague response! Ugh im tired of this!" hinata pales and nearly faints. I immediately feel guilty now…that was mean of me to yell at her.

"im sorry hinata-san…I wasn't trying to yell…its just I was dealing with sen and his uncle and im tired today, im sorry."

"i-its o-o-ok mako." As she explains iruka announces the next match.

"Ok shikimaru against hinata, lets go!" hinata gets up while shikimaru starts complaining, I gently tug hinatas arm.

"wait I give up…too much a drag." Knew it…shikimaru forfeit, meaning…

"hinata wins!" she sits down with a confused expression. I smile and shrug.

"Ok up next Ino and Sakura. Get down here for your match." They walk and face each other, just as they're about to start throwing punches. Sen stands up with Sasuke.

"Hey ladies, check this out!" Sakura and Ino look up and stare at Sasuke…Ohhh sasuke just got pantsed by sen. Both girls get bloody noses and they fall into comas. Iruka clears his throat.

" well then, since both of them are out unconscious. I declare this a tie." I start laughing hysterically.

"Nice one sen! For once you did something right." He stands up. And shouts.

"Muhaha vitory my name is sen!" I get up and pants him, victory my name is mako. Momo gets a bloody nose, hmm? Iruka asks us to sit down and announces Momo next, she walks pasts us and glares at me. Yikes…{MOMO's MIND} Mako will die, mako will die! Mako will die. Sen is so cute, sen is so cute.

"Now since there is no one to fight Momo, Mitsuki sensei will be her opponent."

Ten Minutes later…

"Stop! Momo wins! And that is the end of the Taijustu exam!"