Naruto new faces chapter 3: Knock out Mitstuki!
Author notes: mako here as we begin our ninjutstu exam, we're gonna combine genjutstu and ninjutstu…Sen stop setting up pranks with Naruto…ok with that we start. We do not own naruto, we own the crazy fanfic stories and characters we make
"honestly sen what is with you and with naruto of all people! Cant you stop doing pranks for one minute before the teachers get here." Sen looks up from what he's doing and shakes his head.
"your such a goody too shoes mako, me and naruto are doing what we do best!" Mako rolls her eyes at me, she replies.
"so not, and theres no exam for pranks, honestly I want to graduate from this stupid school so, don't ruin my chance! Besides do you really think they're gonna fall for that? Our instructors? " I grin while me and Naruto both look at eachother…
"YES, remember the pie prank…that was me, the painted monuments were naruto….oh and don't forget the whoppie seat pranks, those were priceless examples of our genuis. Now we've got an even better prank to top all pranks…well exept the time when we filled the girl's hotsprings with red dye, and the boy's side with iching powder." Her eyes widen and she growls,
"THAT WAS YOU TWO! WHY YOU!" she lunges for me and has me and Naruto against the wall, uh shes crushing me as she shouts.
"…It took me THREE weeks to get that dye off my skin!"
Look on the bright side…it matched your hair…UGH!" her grip intensifies. C-cant breath, Naruto's looking purple. A voice comes from far away.
"Mako that's enough! Your going to kill them! Let go! I don't wanna deal with kakashi and the paper work! RELEASE ha there we go." I take several gasps of breath, thank kami, im alive, so's Naruto, we look up to find Mako being dragged by Iruka. He throws her into her seat. She glares at all three of us, and thretens quietly.
"after I pass my exam…all three of you are gonna die, ill make sure of it." We all pale.
"ninja art…bunny summon jutsu!"
Monkey note: im not a monkey mako! Anyway this is a fun jutsu/fake jutstu like big-head jutstu.
A bunny flies down on top of makos head, she picks it off and starts hugging it. Ha glad that work, I sigh in relief
"your not off the hook Sen, but I'm keeping the bunny…so right now you'll only get one warning…Behave!"
"y-yes Mako" Iruka orders us to sit down…then haha he feel my awsome genuis, iruka sits in his chair…until he collapses over a pile of metal screws…
"OWWW that hurt!" Mitsuki, laughs as he sits in his chair, before saying.
"haha I cant believe you fell for that, here let me help you up." He doesn't get up I put glue on his chair.
"MUhHAHAHAH! Told you it would work Mako, I am a total genuis! The King of pranks!." I stand up on my desk where I place a crown on my head, I scream.
"Bow down to your king peasents, king Sen is in the house!" *crash* Oh my god, Momo just threw a chair at Sen and now hes on the ground grumbling…
"tsk tsk Sen look what happens when you disapoint…or should I say anger the commoners, I warned you, that you were gonna get hurt today." He whimpers.
"y-you cant do this to me, I'm the king of kings. You will bow to me Mako." I raise my eyebrow and laugh…Sen scowls.
"what are you laughing about you evil red headed demon! All demons have their weakness I will not be mocked!" I stop laughing an point to Mitstuki who is trying to, get out of his chair…I wonder how long the glue will last. After I gain my breath a growl.
"I'm laughing due to your pranks on the teachers and…did you just say your gonna chain me? If I was mocking you Sen I'd do something like this." I pull a rope that hung from the ceiling and Sen falls, in a pit full of red dyed whipcream and feathers.
"ahhhhhHHHHH! CURSE YOU DEMON!" *Plop* Momo runs up to the pits and yells.
"WHIPCREAM! ITS ALL MINE!" she dives right in there…I feel a slight disturbance, I turn around just in time for Kiba to whisper.
"Akamaru…dynamic marking!" Akamaru leaps into the air aim right for me…so I duck and roll out of the way. Causing said pooch to go and pee on Mitsuki, the whole class burst out laughing. Mitsuki looks red as he shouts in rage.
"GRAAAAAAA! FIRST I'm GLUED TO THIS STUPID CHAIR! NOW I GET PEED ON BY A STUPID MUTT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID BRATS! GO TO HELL!" Uh oh now hes really mad,, ugh ewww, Mitsuki rips off his pants and charges at Kiba. Aw man bad dog Kiba is going to die unless I do something, I scream.
"HEY Mituki nice boxers…I didn't know you liked bunnies!" he turns around glaring at me...i grin as I pull a lever…Mistuki falls into a pit of snakes…
"nOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH SNAKES! OUCH! DON'T BITE ME THERE! AHHHH ITS ANKO ALL OVER AGAIN! THAT CRAZY ASS Bitch!"
20 minute intermision…while we clean up the…mess.
"hey mako how'd you get a pit of snakes in the school?" Sen and I walk across the hall.
"Oh…I aksed the hokage and with my sister's help we made it after school last week." Sen paused and went pale….
"You got that devil of a woman to help you? Figures…hey did you see what Mitsuki –Sensai is wearing now for the rest of the day?" I shake my head.
"No what? " And as soon as I asked He walks in…AWWWW its PIKACHU!
"Hey sensai…um why are you wearing a pikachu costume?" His eye twitches as he mumbles…
"this was all they had left, the lost and found was empty…don't you dare say anything…" pff th…hahahahaha both Sen and I burst out laughing! Eventualy I catch my breath, and say innocently,
"What? You said don't say anything…you never said anything about laughing." Sen laughs again and collasps on the ground
(mind scape)
Sen: ahahahahahaha stupid mitsuki…I hope he doesn't relize I put glue inside his suit too. Haha im a genuis
Mitsuki: that god, demon hell spawn damn demon thinks he can make a fool out of me? And now that white haired idiot is helping him! And that red hair snake bitch dare to mock me? They will all burn! He-hey whats this? Why can I get my hands out of the gloves? GLUE!
Naruto:oh my god pikachu, I gotta catch him…haha I hope he doesn't relize that I put iching powder in his suit…now I must do…ramen
Hinata: soooooo cute, I wonder how naruto looks in a vulpix costume. Im soo glad I finished my work early now I can look at naruto
Iruka: oh dammit they found my pikachu costume, it looks horrible on mitsuki and why is he dancing? I hope they don't find my vulpix cosume next…
Momo: must chase giant yellow rat, must talk to Sen, must get more whipcream…must kill kba and get stuff…must bury Ino in yard again
Ino: aww cute! Pikachu, I hope Momo doesn't bury me in the yard again. I wonder what sasuke would look like in a pikachu suit
Sasuke: godammit…I feel like sakura and ino are thinking of putting me in that stupid suit…I will kill my brother
Sakura: aww soooo cute, ill bet sasuke will look even better in the suit…especialy if its dyed pink
Kiba: Must…chase…RAT
Scene change…out the window…
"kakashi I hate to admit it, but Sen is becoming a better prankster then mako…" says anko.
"well count your blessings for it, last night while I was sleeping sen drew on my face and put glue in my shampoo…"
Scene change…ninjutstu exam
"ok everyone since mitsuki is too outraged or got his mouth sewed together im not really sure…I iruka will be in charge of the ninjutstu exam. Unlike previous years we will not have you combat against eachother with your skills, seeing how we have a wide variety of ninjutsu talents…so you will be against mitsuki-san instead…while I obsearve through a clear glass with surround sounds." He mumbles to himself
"so I can hear screaming…" he clears his throat and continues…
"so we will be begin in five minutes.."
"YAY!" the whole class screamed
"first up…mako, now get going." Says iruka. I walk up…grinning like a mad man,
"Ninja art…genjutstu style, Nightmare syndrom!"
"AHHHHHHHH OH GOD WHY ME!" Mitsuki cries out in pain while clutching his head… iruka asks from his dome what my justu does.
"Pretty much as its name goes…it sends nightmares into the enemy's mind…side effects include… going into shock, being scarred for life…having horrible headaches and worst case coma…" Iruka nods his head understanding.
"ahh good you pass your ninjustu exam…up next ino!" we high five eachother as she makes her way to the areana…
"ok mitsuki…your going to enjoy this or actually I'm going to enjoy this…Mind transfere jutsu!" Ino told me about her jutsu…I wonder what shes going to do to him. Iruka frowns as Ino's body fell to the ground…
"ok so what was the purpose of the jutsu?"
" I just placed my mind in mitsuki-sensei's body! Oh no now my body's all ddirty stupid teacher" Ino who's in mitsuki's body kicks himself herself? Whatever kicks itself in the nuts? Then ino returns to her body, mitsuki who just woke up starts clutching himself in agony and screams!
"OWWWW OH GOD OUCH THAT HURTS!" ino hums to herself while waiting for iruka's awnser…finaly he says…
"yes… that's very disturbing, you pass. Next up is Sen… " I roll my eyes as he strolls along to the areana.
"well its about time I got called after all im the best. time for my master piece…senban rock storm!" a thousand needles sprout from the earth and cover about 80% of mitsuki's body…he screams in the background while Sen asks
"well! I did awsome didn't I, I mean after all I'm the greatest nin-" iruka interups Sen's ego rant…
"Sen hatake…you fail." Wait what? Everyones's eyes widen in shock, even Sen's until he glares in rage…
"WHAT! How dare you! Get out of that stupid dome iruka so I can add a new scar across that face of yours!" great now Sen is gonna go psyco…I wonder what iruka's going to do…uh he pressed a button…sealing him inside his dome.
"COWARD YOUR GONNA DIE!" Sen is kicking left and right around the dome.
"Ninja art senbon rock storm X3 Ninja shot! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA there that'll teach him muhehe." The jutstu bounces off the dome and a shadow, formed over Sen. He looked over his shoulder and whispered…
"oh shit…" the jutstu nails him and hes under at least a ton of rubble…iruka pops out of his dome.
"sen you failed for two reasons and two reasons only…although attacking is an immediate fail, however I will overlook it…This time. But you originally failed because one your jutsu's is not approved and YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE TEST DUMMY…Yet " Sen grumbles and groins in pain…as the medical nin take him away…the other students pass except Naruto…and they learned an important lesson, unless your me, or prepared for him don't mess with him or you die and make him crazy…well more crazy. As he's being taken away I hear him shout.
"your all going to die you stupid son of bitches, I am the GREATESTS, THE GREATEST-" the medical nin pauses.
"ninja art sedation jutstu…" Sen tosses and turns trying to scramble out of the gurnny.
"NO I will Not go quietly…your all gonna-*snore* ramen, *snore* death, sasuke gay duck, *snore* momo wears pink…*snore* sasuke, naruto…kiss." He's taken away…im in…shock, well we should finish the rest of the exams.
AUTHOR'S Notes: we're skipping to the end of this due to the fact that this is getting long and cause we're the boss! What we say goes, so there! Continuinng without us ranting on with the story.
Scene change…classroom
"UGH HURRY UP Iruka! Whats taking so long I wanna pass already!" I stare at the blackboard and then, I turn my head…sasuke and Naruto, both glaring at eachother…hmmm time to relieve my bordome. I stand up to go to the bathroom before"accidently" pushing sasuke into Naruto *Smooch* wahoo! I leave the room with everyone wide shocked and I hear two huge groans! I smirk while going down the hall.
3 hours later…
Iruka after making us wait finaly he comes through…through a secret door. He glances around the room before paling and asking…
"What happened in here…?" I smirk and reply
"we were bored…" he goes back through the door saying something about going back and not leaving until the room is back in one piece…oh well I turn around in my seat and find the fueding smash down between sasuke and naruto….
"popcorn no jutstu" *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* Sen runs in from the nurses office.
"that crazy nurse tried to rip my ear off! Whats with this school! NARUTO WHO DID THIS TO YOU!" oh he finaly found naruto dead…or dying whatever things are about to get fun now hehe. Naruto gasps out his murderer…
"s-sakura…h-haruno, uh…"
"NOOOOOO! NARUTO! Bwaahahaha!" sen is crying…he does know naruto is just unconsious right? He stands up dropping naruto with a *clank*
"That's it…now I will go and open up the ultimite scroll of insults! You will pay for killing naruto!" nope guess not lets see…his scroll looks like any other scroll with weird symboles…
"aha the scroll says that you are…A WHORE YOU KNOW! Wait a whore you know? Haruno, whore you know…*gasp* Your new nickname is WHORE YOU KNOW!" ino jumps in front of sakura…
"AHAHAHAHA that's perfect SEN! I'm telling everyone about this! Later!" she sprints out of the room leaving Miss pinky, piggy aka sakura blushing so bad that steam was coming out of that hair of hers…you can tell, she likes it
"SEN YOU JERK! PREPARE TO DIE, IM NOT A WHORE!" in the background you hear Ino's big mouth…
"Hey everyone sakura's a whore you know!" by the end of the day, everyones gonna repeat it and know sakura's true colors. Hinata gets up and walks up to naruto stuttering. "n-na-naruto-kun are y-you ok?" Sen glares and pushes her.
"NO demon I will not let you swallow his soul! Begone!" hinata pushes and…UGH I'm gonna be ill! Hinata just kissed SAKURA EWWW! Sen triumphantly shouts…
"I TOLD YOU SAKURA IS A WHORE! I KNEW IT WAHOOOO!" everyone's in a an uproar with either, drop dead glares, stupified looks that says…"what just happened" and then there's Shikimaru who's expression is of one of pure…shut up and let me sleep…kiba seems to be having the most fun though
"AROOO WOOF you go girls!" then a swarm of girls attack kiba and who cares…Iruka just came back in, everyone sits down and everyone cept kiba who looks about dead next to naruto…and we get our exams, iruka announces, who fails and who passes. I stand up…
"this is an outrage! I got every test except taijustu PERFECTLY WHY DID I FAIL!
"Because you were late to every class! And according to your class files you Have Never even made it to even one of your geography classes…why?" I was about to explain when Sen jumped up too
"screw the red demon…WHAT ABOUT ME? HOW'D I FAIL?"
"oh other then failing your ninjutstu by almost killing me and mitsuki sensei, and then failing dead on horribly in your genjutstu, I'm surprised you got as far as you did…"
"yeah but my taijustu made up for that…"
"Yes it could have…if you hadn't glued me to my chair earlier this morning." Both me and sen yell, together
"YOUR DEAD IRUKA!" Sen screams, and so do I.
"Senbon needles!"
"Fire darts!" iruka stands up and dashes away to the back of the wall.
"I'm not dying today…Human decoy justu!" mitstuki pops in from of iruka and takes our blows…darn it!
" now its time to go now! Class dismissed…" he bolts out of the room.
Scene change…front door of the school
"OW OW sis that hurts! I didn't mean to fail I got everything right but taijutstu and I only failed cause I kept getting lost owwwwie!"
"shut up mako! BECAUSE OF THIS IM TRIPLING YOUR TRAINING! AND SINCE YOU KEEP GETTING LOST, IM SENDING IN THE MUTTS ON YOU AND SLAPPING A BOMB ON YOUR SORRY FACE! By the time we're done you'll never get lost ever again!"
"NOOOO NOT THE DOGS SIS! PLEASE!" poor me *sob*
Scene change…in the classroom
A cerain white haired brat is drooling in his sleep on the desk…a white haired man with similar features…comes in with a bucket of ice cold water…*dunk*
"AHHHHHH COLD! COLD COLD COLD ! GOD DAMMIT MAKO I"LL GET YOU FOR THIS" mako sneezes during training *achoo*
"Oh its just you…what do you want?" the Joenin shakes his head in dispapointment to his young nephew…
"I'm very disappointed in you sen you failed me!…For taking my ichi ichi books!" the boy looks up to his uncle in shock…
"B-but I failed in my ninja exam…arent you mad?"
"I could care LESS about your stupid test, I WANT MY BOOKS!"
"Oh come on!"
"SEN!" he tugs on said idiots ear and drags him home…
"NO UNCLE I WANNA-"
"QUIETE YOU!"
Scene change…swingset
"you know Naruto I hear theres a way for you to pass, and I can help you with that…"
"really Mitsuki-sensei? How? What do I have to do?" the sneaky teacher smirks at the young blonde,
"easy…theres a scroll in the hokage, tower…if you can master one of those forbiddon jutstu's in that scroll, you can pass…" the blue eyed dunce hops in happiness.
"thanks teach, you're the best mitstuki! But wait…what about my friends mako and sen?"
"tell you wha if you can learn two of those jutstus then I'll pass all three of you!"
the spiky yellow head runs off to fetch the scroll little. The teacher stands there laughing.
"oh don't worry naruto, I'll help you alright! Just wait till you see what you and your little friends are in for MUAHAHAHA!"