New faces chapter 3: fox out the bag now!
AUTHOR NOTES: hey guys remember we're doing the contest to see who knows which phrases from different manga are identified in our story…we don't own naruto in any way cept our characters and twisted ideas now you all will comment so I can rule all of Konaha muhahahahaha! Oh were you expecting Mako, well too bad! *smack with fan* OWWWW! DON'T KILL ME MAKO!
Mako: idiot can't leave you for one moment without scaring everyone…now go eat your ramen so we can start...
Sen: fine… WAIT, what kind of ramen, the delicious kind?
Mako: yes sen now go…shoo shoo *wave with hand and whispers…with hot sauce*
Sen: YAY! *slurp slurp burp* hey mako something's wrong *tongue catches on fire* AHHHHH! *runs away*
At Ichiraku…
"hey old man I need 5 bowls of your best ramen stat!" I plop my butt down on a seat, old man Ickiraku comes out from his curtain.
"oh hello Sen, why so little? Normally you order twice as much at least! You ok?!" I look up and sheepishly replied,
"yeah I got nailed by my uncle today and he chewed me so bad that I don't have much of an appetite! The horror!"
" I know your what gives me the money to pay the bills...and naruto hasn't been here today either, its strange."
"seriously? I expected him to have been here, haven't seen mako either, wonder whats going on…" *BOOM BOOM*
"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?" *fwoosh!* was that just a fire ball? Mako comes walking around into the shop…what in he name of Kami happened to her…shes on fire, Literaly! Irkiaku man immediately brings out the extinguisher *PWSHOOOOOSH* there she's ok, wet, dripping but not on fire…
"thanks, Ikiraku I'm hungary! I wanna bowl of ramen." He sets down her bowl and she sits next to me…
"geez mako what happened to you…you look horrible, even more then you usualy are." Uh oh…maybe I went too far…
"Sen you and I both know I'm not in a good mood, Anko attacked me for failing and lets just say it didn't end well. So before you start writing a will, and screaming till you pee your pants…Drop it."
"ok ok no need to get burned up about it haha" *Smack* OWW she hit me wahaha. I finish my fiftyth bowl…
"sooo…you seen naruto?"
"I thought I saw him talking to mitsuki…but then again I don't know since I was getting my butt chewed out by my sister…Ugh so unfair, I so should've passed. "
"forget about it, and besides its getting late, shouldnt we find Naruto?"
"yeah yeah after I dry off…got a towel ikiraku?"
Scene change forest…mitsuki
"haha now I just have to wait for naruto to show up with the scared scroll then I will finaly be rid of that cursed fucking demon of a brat! I shall hide now hahaha…wait why am I doing evil monolaug? What is wrong with me? The last thing I need is to have someone over hear my plan to steal the scroll, selling it to the rock village and causing the next great ninja war! Now…I must hide."
Scene change…the tree above the idiot's head
"Sen is that idiot saying what I think he is saying…?'
"ramen?" *smack* "I'm kidding sheesh, no need to light a fuse…so what are we going to do?"
"let's wait and see what happens…watch the fireworks and see if there's any trouble."
Scene change 2 hours later…
*snore* *snore* *snore*
"yo Sen wake up, naruto's back…"
*snore* *snore*
"SEN!" *smack*
"Ow can't a handsome ninja like me get some sleep!"
"SHHHHH!"
"Don't 'shhh' me mako! What do you want?"
"look below Baka!" we look down to see blondie with…
"sen?
"yeah?"
"is that what I think it is?"
"yeah…"
"So then he…?"
"yeah…"
Cant you say something other then 'yeah'?"
"yeah!"
*smack*
"ok ok stop! So he has the forbiddon scroll, it's late at night, where the baka mitstuki is involved but I'm starting to get a bad feeling"
"same here…"
Scene change Naruto…
"ok…let's see first one is 'multi-shadow clone justu' AWWW COME ON! I hate Clones! They're my worst Justu!
1:00 am…
"naruto! Hehehe gotcha you punk! So what are you doing with that scroll?"
"ehehehe caught me eh iruka sensei? Took ya long enough, but yeah so far I've managed to do three jutstu's isn't that awsome!?"
"ugh what naruto?"
"Mitstuki told me that if I wanted me, Sen and Mako to pass then I had to master 3 justus, so now we can graduate!" as iruka is about to reply…
"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA YOU WEAK FOOLS I HAVE YOU NOW!" needles and shirikin fly and trap the blonde to a tree and iruka to the ground a few feet away…Mitstuki leaps from his tree with a smug grin,
"well well well…what do we have here? A blonde haired monster and iruka poor poor iruka, I'm sure it must hurt being stuck to the ground doesn't it?" iruka stares at mitstuki wide eyed…
"What the hell is going on? Mistuki why are you doing this?"
"Why? Why you ask? Let's just say its payback for all the mysery you've caused me iruka. And you naruto, you are the freak of nature that's brought me this far. So now I'm gonna kill you, kill that creature over there stuck to the tree, and then steal the scroll and sell it to the best and highest buyer. From there, war will break out in the other villages….good plan right?" in shock naruto's jaw drops, as he tries to muster the words…
"B-but why? You said if I took the scroll and learned three jutstu's me and my friends could pass the exam! Was this a set up from the beginning?"
"Of course you idiot! I mean did you honestly think I was going to pass a snot nosed brat like you! Your not even human! Not like I can say other-wise to your little friends! Sen is obnoxious freak just like his uncle and theres that red red-haired demon phew…those two are next on my kill list, once I'm through with you of course!"
"Geez what did I everdo to you teach…are you still mad at me and Sen making you wear that pikachu suit?"
"THAT WAS YOU!? Well that adds to it but its because of you I lost everything 12 years ago…
"mitstuki no!"
"that's right iruka, you should be angry to. You naruto are the nine-tailed fox! The same monster that killed so so many people in our village, including your own mother and father and iruka's parents! And now you will suffer and finaly die!" he runs towards the blue eyed boy…
"SEN SEN GO BOOM!" emerging from the ground between naruto and the idior comes sen…
"AHAHA told you that'd be an awsome entrance!" he looks up and finds me sitting on a brance, I hop of and land on my feet next to him.
"I never said that, I just said it made no sence!"
"Oh and How so Mako!?"
"well for one dressing up as a meowth, is weird and the fact that you were still tunnling underground in said suit is just plain wrong"
"wait what? Meowth suit?" he looks down to see his costume…
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL! IM KITTY KAT AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND OH NO THAT STUPID SONG!" *smack*
"anyway who cares if naruto is the nine tailed fox, he's still naruto….
"Aww mako that's the nicest thing you ever said to me!"
"And if he died he wont ever give me my money back, that I loaned him!" sen intervenes…
"And the power of pranking is strong with this one and without him…I;'d get the crap beat out of me with no human shield or slave, and no matter what things arent always what they seem…for I am…" I interupt,
"The two tailed jinchuriki cat…"
"Mako! You ruined it! I was gonna be seriously dramatic, you ruined the effect and howd you know I was the two tailed cat! I never told you…"
" I have my sources…anyway are we going to flap lips all night or we actualy going to do something exciting, waiting in that tree all night left me bored."
"so there's another demon here…good now I'll have be able to get rid of all of you at once! With you fools out of the way…nothing can stop me! MUAHAHAHA!"
"Ugh don't you ever shut up with the lame monolaug, you big ugly weirdo!" I throw shirikin at him and he dodges, sen runs towards mitstuki and goes to punch him, but that stupid teach grabs and locks his wrists stopping sen in his tracks, I go to help him. He throws sen right into me *pop* my clone disengages and sen smacks onto the ground, as I reach to stab mistuki in the back, he turns around and kicks me in the stomach, guiding me right into a tree. Oow ugh, doesn't look like iruka is doin much better though he's at least on his feet. Punches, kicks start flying all over through the forest. Eventually iruka falls exuasted, mistuki starts ranting…again
"AHAHA you stupid excuse for a ninja, did you honestly think that I was so stupid? Prepare to die!" he lifts his shirikin in the air…oh god is this it? "Multishadow clone jutstu!" ahh orange nothing but orange…it looks like hundreds of narutos have popped out of no where, oh my god!
"you lied to me, you hurt me, you Ate my ramen! Its time for you to pay for hurting my friends wind scythe jutsu, Kamaitachi flesh slicing wind!" wind wraps around his arm creating a blade, he rushes and slices mistuki across the chest, injuring him and causing him to collapse. The blade fizzles out, and naruto and all his clones speak simultamously
"Multishadow clone jutstu!" what was a hundred came a thousand narutos, they go soaring towards mitstuki!
"AHH what wait a second im sorry no no please! GYAAAAAAAAA!"
5 hours later…
"yawwwn hey Sen, you finaly decided to show! Any idea what iruka wanted to see us for!?"
"no clue but it better be good, im sooo tired and I didn't get my ramen yet…." Just as we're about to fall asleep iruka pulls up with coffee
"hey guys sorry it took so long, I have a surprise for you…but first wake naruto up." I kick and kick until he finally opens his eyes…
"What?" oh no anka and kakashi are here! What did they do?!
"hey sis, um what are you doing here?"
"that's what I like to know…its too early in the morning for this so whatever is going on it better be good!"
"I actually thought you guys would be proud to see these three genin graduate…or was I mistaken?" my eyes pop out genin?! Genin?! Ahhhhh!
"wait…are you saying mako passed!?"
"not at the actual exam, but proven what happened a few hours ago…she has what it takes to be a genin, and of course those two over there are also genin." Anka looks to me and smirks,
"well mako, it seems your training has paid off, here I think you deserve this…"
she pulls out a scroll and (puff) 2 chakram and 2 tekko (forearm guard) appear. " Here put these tekkos on" says Anka. I do as she says "now these chakrams are connected to the take on your forearms using chakra you can control the chakrams with remotes…be sure to arrive on time tomorrow morning and don't be late!" shock…wide eyed…faint.
My uncle kakashi brings out 2 swords…
"ahem sen these swords belonged to your mother, they are very strong and the katana can cut through anything, while wakasashi can defend anything…But they are to be used for emergencies only!" you understand right?"
"Sweet swords! What can I cut first!"
Author note(sen): sorry it took soo long…lacked motivation and hey its summer give me a break! Also the next chapter may take forever if ever, but we need reviews and comments to make it work 10 to make it exact! So the more reviews the better! And the best part is I'm coming up with a story of my own, so long as im not to lazy…or hungry, or in an accident (mako is source of trouble!) sadly mako will not be in except maybe once or twice