Chapter Four: Back to the Pirate Part
Then Joxn woke up. He scratched his stomach, wondering blankly why he had such a strange dream about feline warriors. But suddenly his sight flooded bright white with rage as he thought of his lost cook, David. He charged out of his room, turned to his crewman and punched him, then grabbed at the telescope, looking through and searching for any enemy ships that might be holding his beloved cook David hostage. He zeroed in on the S.S. Buttholes far away in the Theory Numberei Cove, flying the pallid yellow and black colors of war. "All crewmen on deck!" he thundered. "They must surrender David, or they must die!"
Joxn unloaded his bestial guns, thrusting a missile into the lower decks of the S.S. Buttholes. Screams rang out as Buttholes crewman ran frantically to fend off the offensive. "We're going in by force! To save David in distress!" Joxn led his crewmen with their long swords wielded onto the ship, slashing at the Buttholsians as they went. Joxn laughed hysterically, and defeated Buttholsians crumbled into puddles of bodily fluids.
Yet from the depths of the Buttholsians ship, the gremlin Dolby rose from the blackness, his small golden eyes gleaming. "You won't save David today!" he screeched, and released a smelly black gas from somewhere in his behind. Joxn's crew began coughing and choking, the black gas soffocating them. "We have to get back!" Joxn yelled. "The Buttholsians have farted!" The fart gas infiltrated the fallen Buttholsian's nostrils, and they rose again, their eyes searing with the unearthly yellow of the living dead. "We will return for David next time!" Joxn growled, and led his crewmen safely back to his ship. But the Buttholsian zombies laughed with evil glee. "David is mine!" Dolby shrieked.
The epic war continued for several days, with the S.S. Alpha team chasing the S.S. Buttholes across the Sequences and Series Sea, the Calculus Bee Sea, and finally into the individual Mu Sound. There, a bloody battle ensued, with Joxn releasing his beastly team, with gas masks, on the Buttholsian zombies. Finally, Joxn burst into the deep lairs of the S.S. Buttholes ship, following the cries of David ringing from below.