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24. Dr. Jamie

Raissa, Soul, and Maka all went to the school that day in three relatively different moods.

Maka = Giggly.

Soul = Embarrassed.

Raissa = Amused thoroughly by her spastic meister.

"Raissa!" came the sobbing Hiro, falling to his knees in front of his staff-weapon, "I thought somebody had kidnapped you in the night!" his green eyes were streaming with overdramatic rivers of sadness. Raissa couldn't help but snicker as she said, "I just fell asleep. We were playing CoD till all hours of the night."

Hiro blinked a few times, "Really? Oh. . ." Raissa laughed and patted her meister's head, pulling him up to a stand. "Let's all go the class shall we?" Hiro nodded, Maka giggled, and Soul grunted. All striding forward at once. Raissa didn't however, because she was stopped - well tackled - by the resident rainbow, Jamie.

"What's crackin' omelet do. . . Okay I give up trying to say cheese omelet in your language." Jamie huffed, and then finished with, "How're you?" sitting on her back like she had been given a piggy back ride. Kid chuckled quietly before passing them, Patti and Liz just behind. "See you in class, Jamie, Raissa." he drawled passively.

Jamie waved even though he wasn't looking and turned her head back too Raissa, "So, like I asked, how're you?" Raissa just laughed again. "Pretty good, you?" Jamie smiled really bright, "I'm not telling." Raissa blinked but then Jamie continued, "So, I can see you are having a little romance here with our white haired shark mouth friend."

If Raissa could have spit take'd, she would have.

"Huh?" she questioned, laughing nervously, "W-w-what do you mean?" Jamie smiled even wider, "Oh you know, you know something is going on between you and Soul Eater Evans." she whispered the last part conspiratorially, as if they were plotting to take over the world. Which, knowing Jamie, that could be the case at any time.

"There isn't! He terrifies me!" Raissa whispered fiercely, her heart beat quickening at the mere mention of his name. If that wasn't fear, than what was it? Jamie pulled her arm and said in a very professional voice, very Dr. Phil-esque, "Come this way, Rai, we have lots to discuss."

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Omake

(Jamie's interrogation, Dr. Phil style ya'll!)

**Dr. Phil Theme**

Dr. Jamie

**round of applause**

Jamie strides into the room in here usual attire, a black tie added to the mix. She sits on the stages blue chair and looks back and forth at the crowd as the cheering slowly dies down.

Dr. Jamie: "Today, we have a special guest, but before I introduce her, this is the story."

Camera pans out and the stage blackens as it flips to the giant screen, displaying sequenced pictures of Raissa and Soul individually, or sitting next to each other in school or at the music store.

**dramatic background music**

Announcer Man: Black Star: "YOUNG GIRL RAISSA OLIVE IS MAJORLY AFRAID OF SOUL EATER EVANS! WHEN SHE SHOULDN'T BE WITH A GUY LIKE ME AROUND. . . ANYWAYS! MY AWESOME APPRENTICE WILL TRY TO SEE IF THERE IS SOMETHING MORE! YAHOOO!"

**end dramatic background music**

The camera moves back to Jamie on the blue chair.

Jamie rolls her eyes, but then realized she was in the spotlight again and smiled.

Dr. Jamie: "Is there something more? Let's find out! Come out Raissa Bel Garnaeu-Olive!"

Raissa comes into the room, sitting in the chair across from Jamie. The crowd claps politely, and the French Princess merely grimaces at the big production (literally) that Jamie was making out of the whole situation. She even brought Black Star into it! And a crowd of people! And a Dr. Phil set. . . Okay how'd she do that?

Dr. Jamie: "Raissa, tell me." Jamie said seriously, putting her head on her intertwined fingers. "When you see Soul. . . What goes through your mind?"

Raissa: "Well, not much. My heart's beating too loud, and my palms get all sweaty and I can't talk."

The entire crowd "ohs" in away that Raissa finds rather irritating. As the veins puffed in Rai's forehead, Jamie asked another question.

Dr. Jamie: "You said you were afraid of him. . . Is that correct?"

Raissa: "Yes."

Jamie leans back in the chair all serious-like.

Dr. Jamie: "I do not believe fear is the problem Raissa."

**entire crowd gasps**

Raissa: "Then what is it?"

Dr. Jamie: "I suspect that it is. . ."

**dramatic pause, followed by drum roll**

**clang of the end of drum roll**

Dr. Jamie: "A crush. You have a crush on Soul."

Raissa raises and eyebrow at first, but then realizes that it is true. She does have a crush on Soul. She used to be afraid, but she saw what a . . . cool person he was. She did like him. But should she tell? Would it be "not cool" too tell?

Jamie yammered on and on about something during Raissa's revere, and suddenly, the background began to fuzz into black.

Raissa bolted straight up on the couch, knocking heads with Hiro. "Hey what was that about!" Hiro complained, and then he glared slightly at her, "You said you were going to watch Dr. Phil with me. . . Today was about relationships remember?" the French girl looked over at the screen to see the end credits. She vaguely remembered the conversation she and her meister had gone into before she had apparently fallen asleep.

"Sorry, I was up till three this morning."

Hiro shrugged it off and just went flipping through the channels, brooding.

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I had a little too much fun writing this xD

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P.S.: You'll find out why Jamie was so happy next chappie :D