Please excuse my lazy ass for not writing in a while. Please also excuse the fact that I have no idea how to write a good Dave. Well, try to enjoy.
"God damn it Egbert, give me the fucking remote."
"No way! It's my turn to pick the movie."
"You picked yesterday."
"Did not."
"Did to."
"Did not."
"John."
"Dave."
The two of you were tangled on the couch fighting over a fucking remote. It was childish but you just didn't want to sit through yet another shitty movie. This was going on for a solid 20 minutes. And you weren't about to give in.
But the pop you heard in your shoulder told you, you should.
"Ah. You know what. Fuck it. Take the damn remote." And with that the both of you untangled and settled back down.A goofy victory smile appeared on John's face.
"What the hell did I do to get stuck with you Egbert?"
"Please, You should be grateful to have a pranking master, like myself, in your presence."
You turn and snicker facing the TV screen. But you couldn't get what John said out of your head. You didn't want to admit it, nor were you ever going to, but you were sort of lucky to have him in your life. Wow that was cheesy. Anyway, you never really realized that until now.
Surprisingly a lot of people swooned over him in the past. Vriska, big time, Karkat, hell even Rose felt a little something for him a while ago.
He could have chosen anyone of those people. Another thing you would never admit was that they could each give him something you couldn't. But none of them could love him like you do.
So yeah. You were pretty lucky. Lucky to have John Egbert as your best bro and boyfriend. You turned to look at him. He turned his head to.
"Hm?"
"Nothing" you say giving him a rare small smile. Smiling a bucktooth smile back at you, he shifted so that he could rest his head on your shoulder.
A lucky man you were.
This was short. I don't know what to really call this. Is this fluff? I dunno. Well I hope it was all spelled right. If not I'll fix it later. I will also try to get to the other request.