I'm sorry but I had to change my name on here. Don't ask why its a long story. Anyways, I was gonna wait until updating but I said to myself, What the heck? :) Anyways, again, remember before you decide to hate this chapter, it was the outcome of a really depressing time for me and made me laugh. So simply it is a goof off chapter that I hope you all enjoy.
I AM PENISAUR!
There once was a man trying to name a new creation. He thought he had the perfect name picked out. When he went to name the creature he was immediately frustrated. For the creature was retarded.
"I name you Venisaur." said the scientist.
"PENISAUR!"
"No. Your name is Venisaur."
"PENISAUR!"
"NO! YOUR NAME IS VENISAUR!"
"PENISAUR!"
"Fine your name is Penisaur." The scientist said with an exasperated sigh.
"VENISAUR!" The creature just smiled at its creator knowing that he had beat man.
xx The Next Day xx
"Hey are you gonna eat that?" Magnus eyed Alec's Oreo Blizzard.
"I guess not now. Here you go." He just rolled his eyes as Magnus scarfed down the ice cream. "I hope you get a brain freeze."
"Impossible! Hahaha! Since I'm hot my brain can never be frozen."
"You're so full of it."
"Alexander, my darling, what is it?"
"Definately ice cream at this point later to be..."
"ALEXANDER! THIS IS A PUBLIC RESTUARANT! DO NOT TELL ME I'M FULL OF CRAP!"
"For this being a public restuarant you sure are loud." With that being said he got up from the table and exited the restuarant.
Magnus getting up and leaving to go follow Alec tried to will his face to return to a normal color. He soon caught up with the boy and realized where they were. "Why are we at the park?"
"Well, I figure you'll have less a chance to embarrass yourself here."
"Wanna bet?"
"No, Magnus, I do not want to bet you because I know you'll find a way to do it anyways."
"Yep! I AM PENISAUR!"
"You are not penisaur because penisaur was a retard."
"There is no way on Earth that you know that story."
"Wanna bet?"
"Hell yeah!"
"A scientist is trying to name a creature he created. He wanted to name it Venisaur but it kept saying Penisaur so eventually the man agreed to name it Penisaur. In the end the creature says it's called Venisaur. I win."
"No fair!"
"Is too. Anyways you're more of a Venisaur. The Venisaur was cuter."
"Aww. Are you calling me cute?" Magnus started to laugh as Alec's face turned a crimson red. "Come on. Lets go home."
Alec just nodded his head in agreement.