Author's Note: Thank you all who reviewed!
Guest - Haha, that is the only way to kill them!
Bronze Cat - You'll see : ) this is the chapter where it happens, haha. BTW, nice name.
Dodectron - Thank you : )
This is a bit of a filler chapter. Trigger warning: there is some talk about rape. Nothing explicit though.
I am also going with the Sauron has a bodily form, but don't worry. His eye is still fiery. Spitfire*, I think some people describe it as ;)

Onward with the story!

"So, like, are you like, totally-"

"SILENCE!" The Witch-king of Angmar cried. Never had he been put under so much anguish. The Mary-Sues were totally pissing him off. The first one who came to Mordor claimed to be the Tenth Nazgûl. Then there were all of Sauron's daughters. They all claimed to be the product of Elvish women Sauron had raped. The Witch-king remembered asking Sauron if had raped anyone.

"Master, but have you?"

"Have I what?" Sauron had snapped. His daughters were flirting with the Nazgûl again and half of the Orc armies were on strike. Something the Tenth Nazgûl had said was common where she was from.

"Raped Elvish women? Actually had children?"

"No, you fool!" And now Sauron was extremely angry. Besides that, the shield maiden!Sues were always attempting to slay him. He had no idea where that came from.

"Die, foul beast!" one had screeched earlier. He had set her on fire and watched her burn with great pleasure. Then he was summoned by Sauron.

"Yes, dear Master?" he asked. The other Nazgûl were there also.

"I have received a message from Elrond of Imladris," Sauron said.

"What the hell daddy! He's on the other side!" one his daughters yelled. She was flicked out the window and into the Orc-quarters by Sauron, where her screams echoed loudly.

"He sent it on an eagle. He says we will make peace for a short time to eliminate the vermin," he gestured to where his "daughter" was still screaming. "So we can continue on with our lives." Sauron looked at them all with slightly probing eyes. The Witch-king squirmed. He was thinking, Sauron was. The Witch-king knew that.

"What shall we do?"

"You shall all ride to Rivendell. Free Elrond and his daughter, and his sons. Then bring them back here."

"Must we not eliminate the infestation also, Master?"

"Do not question my commands. The Sues must be taken by surprise. They have grown used to leisure and will be unprepared. Once Elrond is here, I will tell you what to do. And wear cloaks. GO!"

The Nazgûl fled quickly. They were not to slay any yet, but they had to get Elrond and his children. Though the thought disgusted them, it was their Master's order, but they hated Sues enough to do the job properly.

In several hours, they had reached Rivendell. Thankfully, the dungeon was not too hard to spot. There was a neon sign that said "DUNGEON" in large font.
The Witch-king lowered his beast and got her to knock the bars off. Soon, Elrond and Arwen boarded. Elrond looked determined but Arwen looked rather petrified. It took a lot of coaxing to convince her of the common enemy, and that not even Sauron would hurt non-Sues at this point. They just had to get rid of them.

"Where are your sons? My lord said we must fetch them too."

"They are on the second floor. The Sues enjoy spending time with them, but not vice-versa," Elrond said tiredly. This business was a bit too radical.
The Witch-king dismounted and threw his cloak to the ground. None of the Sues could walk in the Seen and Unseen, even if they said they could. The Sues were definitely not of Aman. And besides, it did not work like that anyway.

He made his way past the roaming Mary-Sues. They all felt him, anyone could, but none of them knew what it was. They were too stupid to realize anyway.
On the second floor, there was a locked door. The sign outside said "Elrohir & Elladan" in bright pink. There was a heart dotting the "i" in Elrohir's name.
He threw open the door. The two were sitting inside. He saw that they were reading a note. It was probably from Elrond. The Witch-king cleared his throat. The brother's eyes looked to find him but found nothing. So they stared at his general direction.

"You are to come with us. I think your father should have told you about the deal we made," he said. The brothers seemed doubtful.

"We don't trust you," one began.

"But we trust the Sues even less," the other finished. With that, the Witch-king led them outside via hole in the wall. His fell beast was waiting for them. Arwen and Elrond were clutching her tightly.

"My sons," Elrond said. "I hope you got the note."

"We did, Adar."

Soon, they were flying to Mordor. Hopefully, the Mary-Sues didn't realize two of their favorite Elves were missing until the Nazgûl looked like birds in the now darkening night sky.

a/n: Shorter chapter. I'm probably going to write the third today. I don't like this chapter very much (I find it a bit choppy), though. Anyway, please review! :)

Spitfire* - if you look up a certain Mary-Sue litmus test, they ask if your character has a "spitfire personality". This goes for when people mark a temper as when the character always has something witty and clever to say. I don't know about you, but when I'm angry, I do not say anything clever and witty.