Harry was fighteng Voldermort and it started to smell bad. Harry forgot to go to th bathroom. Sonic and Tails ware on their sides and lokked at each other in the eyes...
"EXPERDELIANSMO" said Sonic
"DYSLEXIA" said Tails
and rays of magic blue and yellow combated realy hard
"you're mine now SOnIC!"
"NO TAILS WE CAN STOP THS RIGHT NOW"
"ITS TOO LATE SONIC!" but Sonic punched Tails in the dick and Tails whent down then SOnic said
"REDACTO" on his face and like 100 bees shot outta sonic's wand onto Tails face and his mouth was open so he swalowed it all and passed out, Sonic had to do seepeeare on him and kissed his mouth (NO THEIR NOT GAY GAVIN YOU DONT EVEN KNO HOW TO SAVE PPLS LIFES.)
but a bee came in sonics mouth and he passed out too. Soon thay were all passed out on th floor..
some weeks later, Sonic wakes up and is in the nursinh hime with Tails, Harry and Voldermort, also Myrtle was there she woke hem up with her big boobs that she slaped on his face like he slaped meatloaf on a pan to cook it. SOnic's face was sore, soon the rest of the peoples wake up and suddenlt in came Ron and Hermaine and Neville who ws a downs syndrome kid, Malfoy said "hi" but was punched in the jew. A buncha blacks ware there too but we dont talk about thos.
Many days later a party was celebrated, everyboyd was invited, includeng Malfoy even thouh he was a fagg and Voldermort but he couldnt go coz he got a colostemy bag now and sonic wold punch him in the intestine. Everybody was happy and invited, my brotehr and dad was there too and Deborah from 8th grade coz shes hot, exept for Gavin who is a douche bag SCREW YOU GAVIN STOP TRYINA HACK MY RS ACOUNT AND NO I WONT GO TO WILDY WITH YOUR FAGGOT ASS PS GIVE ME BACK MY RUNE SCIMMY AND DDAGGER P+ THAT I KNO U LOST YESTERDAY. BITCH.
Gryfindor won the house cup this year because of sonic being awesome and they were sent back to Mobius
"Bye Sonic" said Harry while crying and pincheng himself
"Fuck you gavin" said Sonic