Chapter 9 Don't do it for Youtube
Namine and Xion decide to join Sora and Roxas on whatever they do on Sundays. Of course they are walking through the park with Sora beside Namine, Xion beside Roxas, and Roxas on his phone. Sora tries to grab Namine's hand, but she points at a hot dog stand.
"Hey look!" Namine shouts pointing at it." There's a hot dog stand!"
"But I don't really like hot dogs," Roxas sighs.
"You know what those things are made out of?" Xion asks.
"White coochie!" Sora blurts out as the three slap their foreheads.
"Well there's an ice cream palor nearby," Roxas says looking up STANDS on his phone." Run by Axel."
"I feel like Nstorm comes up with these as he goes along with the stories he makes," Namine says as the four think.
"Well at least he rarely gets writer's block," Sora says as the three agree
At Axel's Ice Cream Parlor.
"What's up guys!?" Axel greets as they sit on the stools at the counters.
"Axel I'm hoping you have a best friends discount," Roxas says not on his phone for once.
"Sorry got to make a living," Axel says as a skinny white version of Rick Ross walks by." Come back soon Rix Rox!"
"That' a bummer," Xion says as Surf, Surf Crazy plays from Surf's up.
"Anyway, I got Roxas and Xion their Sea Salt Ice cream," Axel says handing the two their Ice cream." And what will you two be having?"
"I'll have Vanilla," Namine says forgetting about her diet.
"Aren't you on a diet?" Axel asks raising an eyebrow.
"Hey, I need a little break from that!" Namine says as Sora grins.
"Then how bout a wittle challenge!?" Sora shouts in his imperosnnation of .
"Why are you talking like that?" Axel asks as Sora shrugs.
"The challenge is you have to eat a whole tub of Ice Cream in one sitting."
Everyone stares at him as if he's crazy.
"Come on!" Sora shouts grinning," do it for Youtube!"
"Don't, please," Storm says walking in." People have died for Youtube.
"Then how about you do it?" Sora asks as Storm grins sharply."
"Well if it's a challenge you want, it's a challenge you will get," Storm says grinning.
Everyone gets up as Axel goes to get the Ice Cream.
"No woman allowed," Storm says as the two females give him a look." You know who competive guys are. This could be a long and harsh battle."
"Or you think that this a battle," The two whisper as Storm gives them a look.
Five minutes later...
"This is Sora's youtube channel!" Sora shouts on video on his phone." My channel is called Naminehasbigknockers!"
"Are they that big?" Namine asks Xion pointing at her own breasts.
"Well, Tifa has you beat," Xion says shrugging.
"Just eat a lot and drink milk," Axel suggest his left elbow on the counter, his hand on his cheek." How do you think Tifa got hers?"
"God gave them to her!" A voice shouts as the three look around.
"Anyway, It's time for a challenge. A very special challenge. A challenge so brutal, so cold, that these brave-maybe even crazy-men are attempting-" Sora says beginning a large speech.
"Just get on with it!" Roxas shouts as Sora rolls his eyes.
"Anyway, Roxas and Storm are here to do the Ice cream challenge," Sora sighs turning the camera on the two, who are sitting at a table behind Sora, each with their own Ice cream tubs and spoons. They are ready to begin." What's the challenge?"
"We each have to eat as much Ice Cream as we can until the other says "Uncle or till both are down for the count," Roxas says as Storm gives his cocky grin.
"Well I think we know who is going to lose," Storm says.
"But the cards haven't been dealt yet, and the challenge is anyone's game!" Sora shouts.
"He seems too in to it," Namine whispers to Xion who chuckles.
"Let the Ice Cream Challenge...BEGIN!"
The two quickly take off their lids, and dive into their Ice Cream, but it is Storm who finishes first. He leans back in his chair, and yawns.
"Storm has finished his Ice Cream in tow seconds flat, and shows no signs of brain freeze!"
The other three slap their foreheads. Roxas finishes his up moments later.
"Even though Roxas has finished his last he also shows no signs of brain freeze. Maybe slow and steady can win the race, but it is only the first round folks!"
About forty tubs of ice cream later.
Roxas slams his hands on the table, shivering.
"H-h-how c-c-can you st-st-still be g-g-going!?" Roxas shivers as Storm yawns.
"My abilities are superior to any normal human," Storm translates." Like Sora I am superhuman."
"I don't think that Roxas can go like this," Xion says as Axel puts the two Ice Cream tubes on the table.
Roxas picks up his spoon, his hand shaking, as Storm devours his. Just as Roxas is about to scoop some up into his spoon, Storm falls backwards. Roxas lets go of his spoon, shocked at what just happened.
"YES!" Roxas shouts shooting up out of his seat." YES! Now I'm going to take a shower."
Roxas leaves with Sora behind him. Sora puts the phone on the table. Storm gets up, and takes the phone.
"And that,ladies and gentlemen, is what you shouldn't do for youtube," Storm says." An hour and counting. Boy, that was something."
And that one video became a hit.