Chapter 10 Why Kairi thinks that unicorns exist and how we came to this

Namine's foot slips and she falls down the mountain that the group is climbing up. How did this start? Well we have to take you back about five days ago...

"Unicorns do exist!"Kairi shouts while she has Roxas in a choke hold.

Namine, Sora, and Xion walk in the living room as the scene unfolds.

"Kairi what the hell!?" Sora shouts as Roxas taps her elbow.

"Roxas says that Unicorns don't exist!" Kairi grunts as Roxas turns blue.

"But they don't," Sora says as Kairi lets go of Roxas who flaps like a fish out of water.

"They do! I saw one in my basement when I was a child!" Kairi shouts.

"Well, I believe that Unicorns are produced due to the mind being extremely lonely or after trauma. Our minds think up these magical beings of legend, so we have SOMETHING to cherish about life. Or some people have gone crazy in the heads," Namine explains as everyone stares at her confused.

"But they do exist nevertheless!" Kairi shouts taking a piece of paper out of her pocket." There exists somewhere in the world, the gateway to the Unicorn realm exists."

"Oh, and the man-eating sandwich, Henry, exists there too!" Roxas shouts sacristy.

"IT DOES YOU PO-PO HEAD!" Kairi shouts.

"Po-po head?" Sora whispers to Namine who shrugs.

"I just don't know where it is. I mean no normal map can tell us-"

"US!?" Everyone asks raising an eyebrow.

"Yes US! Where it is."

"Maybe Storm knows where it is."

Everyone stares at Namine then smiles.

"What?" She asks as everyone but Xion whistles while looking away.

"Honey I know you like him, but I don't think he would know."

"I AM NOT!" Namine looks away while blushing." He may know more than us."

"Doubt It!" Roxas shouts obnoxiously.

"Course I know where it is!" Storm shouts being insulted by the question that was asked. He looks at Namine." I'm pretty sure you had some sense to know that I know more than ya'll. I may not be as smart, but I'm right, right?"

Namine nods her head as Kairi steps up, and in Storm's eyes, looking like a clown.

"Hey, cutie," Kairi coos seductively." Think you could help me?"

"What the hell do you have on!?" Storm shouts taking two steps back." You look like Lady Gaga without her make-up! Actually, you look like a clown that's a hot mess! Better yet you look like a white girl that doesn't need to wear make-up."

Offended Kairi goes and kicks Roxas in the balls while going to the bathroom. Roxas falls into the fetal position, crying like a baby.

"Anyway, I know where it is and I can take you. On one condition."

"WHY!?" Sora asks getting a stake wedgie by Storm.

"Oh, I just wanted to try this," Storm says carrying the stake over his shoulder.

"WHY ME!?" Sora shouts through the pain.

"No reason," Storm says as the group, with hiking equipment on, comes to a mountain.

"This is the gateway?" Kairi asks rolling her eyes.

"Yes and No. The gateway is at the top of this thing," Strom says pointing east."That slope's our entrance."

And so the group climbs the mountain going slowly due to the fact of Sora still on the stake. About four days later….

"Geez," Sora groans rubbing his butt as the group sets camp up in a cave." Why can't this story be normal?"

Storm throws a rock at his head, due to him breaking the fourth wall.

"Anyway, there should be at least another hour's climb," Storm guesses.

"Say where's-"Roxas begin.

"THIS IS NOT YOUR TV SHOW YOU DORK!" Buford from Phineas and Ferb shouts.

"I believe he was going to say Namine," Xion mutters.

"Said something about climbing up the side to an apple tree," Storm recalls." I might want to check on her."

"Relax, S, she's a big girl now. She'll be fine!" Sora assures.

"S? That supposed to be a pun or an insult?" Storm asks crossing his arms over his chest.

Namine recalls Kairi saying that she lacks strength.

I can lift sixty pounds with breaking a sweat! Kairi gloated as she was putting on her make-up. What can YOU do with those string bean arms?

And to prove that she is strong, Namine decides to climb up the mountain, a dangerous distant away from the ground, to get to an apple tree. Suddenly, she moves her foot on the wrong stone as that stone breaks out beneath her. She begins to fall off the mountain. And that ends the flashback

Well at least I had a good run; Namine thinks then remembers everything till now. Who am I kidding? My run sucked! Well I'm going to miss Bob.

A flash of light fills her eyes, but instead her vision clears. No death. She is lying on the mountain again with Storm standing five feet who is away from her, his back turn, pulsating with thunder.

"Can you at least tell us before you leave?" Storm asks turning back to normal." That way we can look for you more easily." Storm sighs." You remind me of a certain stubborn girl that I had to constantly bail out of trouble. Anyway, we should meet with the others. We still have an hours' left."

An hour later the group comes to the peak which has a painting of a Unicorn on it.

"Where's the portal?" Kairi asks looking around.

"That painting over there," Storm says." Though it only opens after a Storm."

And that is an excellent waste of time.